Every so often, I feel compelled to buy a new dress. I love all my old ones but I always get a buzz from putting on something different, the feel and look of my slim body in a pretty or elegant dress that I haven't worn before. I also like to shop in...

Here we are, ringing out 2024 and ringing in 2025. It's been quite a year, filled with unexpected yet welcome moments. Mostly surprising ones. I've found myself the recipient of a couple of opportunities I could never have imagined finding myself any...

Going to keep this short, but it's now a new year, 2025. First off, happy new year to anybody reading this. Hope you all had fun during NYE. Second, I want to say thank you all for checking out my content on my UMD page. In a weird way, it feels...

Anticipation can be both a good and bad thing. The squirming of a first-time gungee as they await the inevitable gunging is often entertaining. Of course, the other side is feeling overpowered by the nerves and pull out of something. Nerves and ex...

I looked back at 2024 and I didn't get pied at all. Not even once. There's something wrong about that. But I live in a home with three other people, none of which know about this part of my life and I'm hesitant to bring them into it. I also don't h...

This is a fiction story based on REAL events in Scotland. I suggest you start from part one. Blackening the Bride Part 3 Police Toby was a young police constable and had trained in Edinburgh. He'd recently moved to rural Aberdeenshire. He was out...

Thought I'd do a quick blog about this dare I posted to the Loser has to game. "Next: winner rolls a six-sided dice - https://play-link.com/random/. Loser has to participate in as many different forum games as determined by the roll. As an optional...

Welcome back to the You Can't Do That On Set Chronicles! It's here that I'll be keeping track of info about our 'You Can't Do That On Set' video series episode by episode. This includes any of the series first-evers, fun facts, and behind the scenes...

I've been getting slimed and pied for a while now, but mainly just for fun. Used to have a lot of pictures out there, but now keep a lower profile on UMD. Anyway, I just recently had the hottest slime experience over the weekend that took my experie...

You see, I tell a lot of puns. Puns so bad I get threatened with grievous bodily harm. I figure I could parlay that into having folks throw pie at me due to my bad jokes because who hasn't wanted to smack a punster in the kisser with a big creamy pie...

I mentioned the other day that I'd cobbled together a form of WAMstructions to take me through a forfeit. It worked quite well. There is room for improvement however, it's hard to know how long to allow for the various stages as some actions take l...

I stood before the mirror, my heart racing with anticipation. I've been craving this moment, longing for his touch, and the thought of his dominance made me tremble with excitement. With My long, dark hair cascading down my back, I looked at my refl...

Under the vibrant big top, I,stand before the ring master, a man of commanding presence and a twinkle in his eye. "You're auditioning for the part of the slime-covered contortionist, correct?" he asks, a sly grin playing on his lips. "Yes, sir," I re...

I have a bunch of face paints and have yet to really learn how to use them properly. I just need to pull the darned things out and try them. I can practice simple cheek designs on a plastic sheet I have, but for full face designs, I need to practice...

Today it was time for some exercising. I put on my triathlon suit and started warming up by running in place in my apartment. I was highly motivated as I knew a reward was waiting for me after my workout. While I was exercising and stretching every...

I recently wrote about the best slime experience I've had in my years of getting messy--one my cock still doesn't let me forget any time I walk by my homemade gunge tank on my way to my car in the morning. I chub up as I'm walking past it, and it do...

I'm going to try and keep this short. It's a true story of an extremely sexy and funny recent wet experience I had and decided to share it with you. I was out for a girls night and was dressed nice for the occasion as I went out for dinner at a fund...

This blogs describes my experience getting messy with eggs for the first time, to try something new and expand my experiences. So far i have gotten messy with yoghurt, custard and mayonaise, so plenty new things (eggs, left to try. I was too late for...

Everyone, I'm going to be taking a mental break from social media regarding my personal knowledge of the "Banned from ToonFurs forever", "Tilt Longtail's Replacement Gone Rogue", "Announcement parts 1 and 2 [Tilt Longtail (YouTube Video)]" and "Tilt...

I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that make replacements gone rogue. I've seen all the comments on the video talking about me and mentioned "Ignore the rogue toonfur on sight.", I've b...

I'm comfortably open about my gunge tank slime jerk off sessions with my wife if and when the conversation comes up. Having had the experience a few times now since I initially posted about it. If she notices things in the garage are moved around or...

The sun beat down on the 'Seaspray Sands' holiday park, the air thick with the scent of chlorine and sun-tan lotion. Katie, the resident lifeguard, surveyed the scene with a grin that could melt ice cream. She was a whirlwind of energy, a bright spar...

Sophie adjusted the strap of her handbag, eager to get home after a long and exhausting day at work. Her neatly pressed blouse and tailored skirt were immaculate, her black heels clicking smartly against the pavement. All she wanted was to change int...

My homemade gunge tank has really changed things up for me. I've been getting slimed for a decade and really just enjoyed the fun of it--it's hilarious to get slimed, pranks are great and it's good (not) clean fun! Now after a few years on UMD and th...

My butt is going to use these blogs for the random shit that pops into my brain. I have some content that I need to shoot coming up, and I have been really holding off on doing it because I feel weird doing Xxx content when I'm not feeling 100% but t...