The holiday season is upon us, and I have a present for all of you! But in order to give it to you heehee I need your help! I will be playing with THREE messy items on Christmas Eve, and YOU get to choose! How it works: Submit your choice for a mes...

In winter there is a winter special with a snowflake tie. I play high/low with cards. If I answer incorrectly, I will be punished. What punishment should I expect? A) I am being doused with water B) I am covered in green slime C) I am covered in...

Players: 2 Equality: Unequal (the "victim" is guaranteed to get messy) Setup: -designate one player as the "victim" and one player as the sadistic "game master" (GM) -Prepare two pies: one "sweet" pie end one "nasty" pie using savory ingredients. T...

In our fast-paced life, we always have to find some happy things for ourselves, such as developing our interests. I like mucus, and mucus glue will make me feel comfortable. Anyway, long live happy.In our fast-paced life, we always have to find some...

By now you may or may not have seen the photos I posted earlier today. I'll get the video uploaded eventually, but I figured I'd give them some backstory in the meantime! First off, everything you see getting messy in those pictures was purchased le...

After spending a few years scouting around for a good quality mud spot I decided to just do it at home in the back garden. After spending a better part of the day cooped up indoors with the air con on, once the sun started to set, I decided to get t...

I cried on & off all day yesterday. I really thought, after everything I went through in the process start to finish- the fact I'm typically a quitter and refused to give up despite hurdle after hurdle, curveball after curveball that resulted in...

A tragedy has occurred near where I live. A young man drowned at a local swimming spot. It has impacted me because It is where I go to participate in my wet look fetish. I started going down there in winter this year and spring to go wading fully cl...

Every so often, I feel compelled to buy a new dress. I love all my old ones but I always get a buzz from putting on something different, the feel and look of my slim body in a pretty or elegant dress that I haven't worn before. I also like to shop in...

Here we are, ringing out 2024 and ringing in 2025. It's been quite a year, filled with unexpected yet welcome moments. Mostly surprising ones. I've found myself the recipient of a couple of opportunities I could never have imagined finding myself any...

It's only the first day of the year and I already have an idea for a mega messy session. What I need: Paper plates x10 Shaving foam x5 Towels x3 Large tarp x1 Sexy outfit. I have the towels and the outfit. I can create an open area for gettin...

Going to keep this short, but it's now a new year, 2025. First off, happy new year to anybody reading this. Hope you all had fun during NYE. Second, I want to say thank you all for checking out my content on my UMD page. In a weird way, it feels...

This is a fiction story based on REAL events in Scotland. I suggest you start from part one. Blackening the Bride Part 3 Police Toby was a young police constable and had trained in Edinburgh. He'd recently moved to rural Aberdeenshire. He was out...

Anticipation can be both a good and bad thing. The squirming of a first-time gungee as they await the inevitable gunging is often entertaining. Of course, the other side is feeling overpowered by the nerves and pull out of something. Nerves and ex...

I looked back at 2024 and I didn't get pied at all. Not even once. There's something wrong about that. But I live in a home with three other people, none of which know about this part of my life and I'm hesitant to bring them into it. I also don't h...

Welcome back to the You Can't Do That On Set Chronicles! It's here that I'll be keeping track of info about our 'You Can't Do That On Set' video series episode by episode. This includes any of the series first-evers, fun facts, and behind the scenes...

Thought I'd do a quick blog about this dare I posted to the Loser has to game. "Next: winner rolls a six-sided dice - https://play-link.com/random/. Loser has to participate in as many different forum games as determined by the roll. As an optional...

You see, I tell a lot of puns. Puns so bad I get threatened with grievous bodily harm. I figure I could parlay that into having folks throw pie at me due to my bad jokes because who hasn't wanted to smack a punster in the kisser with a big creamy pie...

I mentioned the other day that I'd cobbled together a form of WAMstructions to take me through a forfeit. It worked quite well. There is room for improvement however, it's hard to know how long to allow for the various stages as some actions take l...

I've been getting slimed and pied for a while now, but mainly just for fun. Used to have a lot of pictures out there, but now keep a lower profile on UMD. Anyway, I just recently had the hottest slime experience over the weekend that took my experie...

Under the vibrant big top, I,stand before the ring master, a man of commanding presence and a twinkle in his eye. "You're auditioning for the part of the slime-covered contortionist, correct?" he asks, a sly grin playing on his lips. "Yes, sir," I re...

I stood before the mirror, my heart racing with anticipation. I've been craving this moment, longing for his touch, and the thought of his dominance made me tremble with excitement. With My long, dark hair cascading down my back, I looked at my refl...

I have a bunch of face paints and have yet to really learn how to use them properly. I just need to pull the darned things out and try them. I can practice simple cheek designs on a plastic sheet I have, but for full face designs, I need to practice...

I recently wrote about the best slime experience I've had in my years of getting messy--one my cock still doesn't let me forget any time I walk by my homemade gunge tank on my way to my car in the morning. I chub up as I'm walking past it, and it do...

I'm going to try and keep this short. It's a true story of an extremely sexy and funny recent wet experience I had and decided to share it with you. I was out for a girls night and was dressed nice for the occasion as I went out for dinner at a fund...