You see, I tell a lot of puns. Puns so bad I get threatened with grievous bodily harm. I figure I could parlay that into having folks throw pie at me due to my bad jokes because who hasn't wanted to smack a punster in the kisser with a big creamy pie?

I don't think I'm ready for full on adult content. I mean, I don't mind if people see me naked, but on the other hand, I'm too self-conscious about my body to think anybody wants to see that when I could be pied in a T-shirt and shorts from Goodwill.

I have a couple of friends who might help me out here. I'm putting out some feelers to see what they're comfortable with.