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Another Great Gunge Tanking
By pies2face
Posted 2/4/25     303 views
My homemade gunge tank has really changed things up for me. I've been getting slimed for a decade and really just enjoyed the fun of it--it's hilarious to get slimed, pranks are great and it's good (not) clean fun!
Now after a few years on UMD and the make shift tank in my garage, I've truly enjoyed the fetish aspect of getting gunged. I can't describe exactly what it is about sitting under a tank full of slime, but it gets me harder than hell and I love it!
I've enjoyed my solo jerk sessions in the tank, and have now been gunged by my wife as I jerked off in the tank too (reference my past 3 blogs on these experiences if you want). But as incredible as my own hand is, my wife stepped it up even more last night!

I got a text while I was at work that my wife was heading home early and wondering what my schedule was. After a few suggestive txts back and forth, we were both horny and I was rock hard--she's incredible at dirty messaging. I teased her with a dick pic I snapped outside my work and she told me how much she wanted it in her mouth. I fucking love that after all these years she still loves sucking my pole, and does it so well! Told her I'd leave work when I could and didn't hear back for a while.
I eventually received a pic of her topless sucking her finger while sitting in my gunge tank!! And fuck I almost came in my pants! She again messages about how much she wants to suck my dick and mentions she's currently watching a slime video I filmed. After a bit of a coughing fit, I regained composure and figured out a way to finish up and get out of work earlier than expected.

When I got home I was a little disappointed to not see her sitting in the tank, but she greeted me in the kitchen and we made out for a good amount of time. She pulled my cock out of my pants and proceeded to get down on her knees. I love getting head and she knows all the best tricks, works every inch of my dong and really knows how to pay special attention to the head of my cock and my hairy nuts.
Said nuts in her mouth and jerking my cock she looks up at me and asks if I want to continue in the tank. "Want to take this out to the garage 'Slime Boy'?" (Her new nickname for me) and my dick answers that by getting even harder and leaking precum. "Duh" was my response and we both laugh.

She tells me to make some slime--she adoringly calls it 'green gunk'--while she puts some things away upstairs. I realize she doesn't want to get risk getting messy so she avoids the slime-making process. I'm horny as fuck making the gunge and quickly get 4 buckets set up and out to the garage.
She joins me outside and teases me for my giant cock fumbling around as I get the buckets set up. I set up a ladder to fill the tank and eventually I'm sitting under my tank under 30 gallons of slime with my cock pointing straight up.
My wife takes the gunge tank cord and puts it to the side, giving me firm direction that I'll never get a blowjob again if I pull it, as she gets down on her knees. I can't believe I'm about to get sucked off while in my boner-inducing slime contraption!

She tells me how hot and cute it is I'm so hard from sitting in the tank and that she's glad she's getting to share something I enjoy. I tell her she's amazing and thank her for understanding the new experience I've begun to enjoy.
The incredible blowjob continues and she's really taking care of my nuts--something I really enjoy--most likely relishing in the great musk I have after a long day at work. I tell her how great the experience is and that I'm so ready to get slimed. She pulls off my nuts, sucks my cock head some more and then tells me she just has one more thing she wants to do before she pulls the cord. Hard as fuck, she goes back to sucking my hairy, sweaty nuts and jerking my 11incher. I then realize she's getting lower and lower on my sack and heading down even more. She's licking my taint and I'm slowly inching my hips upward in understanding that she's going to do something she rarely does.
Birthdays, holidays, when I do something really fantasticI can count on a few hands I've received a rimjob. I definitely enjoy them, not ashamed to admit that as a straight guy, but I don't ever expect them. I warn her it was a long day at work (I sweat a lot) and she says she can tell but to enjoy. Soon my beautiful wife's face is in my sweaty, hairy ass; I feel sorry for her but can't form sentences with how amazing it feels.
She's eating my ass and jerking me off and I'm sitting under gallons of slop. My climax is impending but I'm holding it off enjoying the incredible experience. Moaning and twitching, she gives my ass one last kiss and pulls her face from my hairy backside. Sitting back she continues to jerk me off as I flex for her--it was arm day at the gym--and show off my body knowing how horny it gets her.

"Are you ready to get messy?" She asks as she lets go of my dick and goes to get the cord for the tank. I take over jerking my cock and tell her "absolutely".
She rubs her tits as I put on a good show for her, she starts fingering herself and moaning. I tell her I'm getting close and she prepares herself to pull the cord.

I'm cumming as I turn green. Really an incredible experience. I almost have to try and cover my exploding cock from the downfalling slime because it's so sensitive, but it's such a mind blowing thing to have your cock covered as your cumming. So I try and hold it straight up as I jerk a huge load out. I heard my wife moan and laugh as she sees me jerking back and forth in sensitivity shocks.

The slime stops and my wife tells me I'm cute and hot at the same time. I again thank her for an incredible tanking experience and feel completely spent.
She tells me to clean up the garage and myself so I can fuck her. The thought of being inside her gets my spent cock a little stir and we both laugh. I tell her to give me 45 minutes, that it's both to be able to clean up and recharge. She agrees and tells me to get all my nooks and crannies since she might do a repeat rimjob if I really pound her good.
"I don't know what I did to deserve that attention today" I tell her. She laughs, tells me I'm lucky to have her and I agree. "You know, you just said the magic slime words" she says and impresses me with her slime knowledge. I laugh, my dick twitches and she walks inside.
"55 minutes Slime Boyhave fun if you want!"
I pour the last bucket of slime in the tank, sit back, start jerking my slime covered cock and enjoy some solo fun before cleaning up.
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Gunge Lad S J:
5/5/25
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You are incredibly lucky, both of you!!! So happy for u both, tiny bit jealous though!
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