My homemade gunge tank has really changed things up for me. I've been getting slimed for a decade and really just enjoyed the fun of it--it's hilarious to get slimed, pranks are great and it's good (not) clean fun! Now after a few years on UMD and th...

I'm comfortably open about my gunge tank slime jerk off sessions with my wife if and when the conversation comes up. Having had the experience a few times now since I initially posted about it. If she notices things in the garage are moved around or...

I recently wrote about the best slime experience I've had in my years of getting messy--one my cock still doesn't let me forget any time I walk by my homemade gunge tank on my way to my car in the morning. I chub up as I'm walking past it, and it do...

I've been getting slimed and pied for a while now, but mainly just for fun. Used to have a lot of pictures out there, but now keep a lower profile on UMD. Anyway, I just recently had the hottest slime experience over the weekend that took my experie...