This blogs describes my experience getting messy with eggs for the first time, to try something new and expand my experiences. So far i have gotten messy with yoghurt, custard and mayonaise, so plenty new things (eggs, left to try. I was too late for the poll of Tsarmina ("What drives your WAM interest" ), i splosh for the sensation/sensory part, though it always ends with sexual enjoyment .

I wanted to try the egges with no/soft shell, and recently read the poll of MessyMissSummers regarding shells/no shells and the tip in the comments of Trouso to soften/remove the shells with vinegar. So preparation started at 10 am by putting 7 white and 8 brown eggs in a bowl with one liter of vinegar. Immediately small bubbles began to form on the shells showing that the vinegar was working and over time the bowl was covered by a white/brownish foam.

During the day i got some second thoughts: Would it not just be only a little slimey, gross and no fun (and/or arousing) at all? But i decided not to chicken out and just give it a try as intended. If i wouldn't like it, i would have at least experienced that from first hand. Not using the eggs for a try would be a waste.

As i'm alone, and would probably need both hands to get the eggs at the right places, i made some hook i could attach to the tap in the shower which would allow use of both hands while holding my boxer short open. The hook worked will and will be put to future use

At 9 pm i couldn't wait longer. I flushed the eggs with fresh water, now i only had white eggs as the color had come off the brown ownes. The shell of two eggs had softened so much they broke when i touched them and i could save the contents in a cup. Two other had become really soft, and the rest was a little firmer. Obviously, eggs are not made in a factory, so there is some tolerance on the shells I dressed in a white boxer short and t-shirt and went to the shower with the eggs in the bowl.

First i poured the eggs from the cup on top of my head, it felt cold, rather heavy but nice. Though it is very hard not to let the yolks slide off and splat on the floor when moving your head a little. Next were two or three eggs down my lower back and the back of my boxershort. It was a really nice and arousing feeling, the cold, slimey fluid flowing down, where the yolks give the feeling of another substance. Heavier, as a more defined form (like jellyfish) and better to feel on their way down. Next a few eggs down the front of my shirt and into my boxershort. That was a very exciting experience, feeling the slime and yolks flow down the sensitive parts all the way down to the bottom of my boxershort, mingling there with the eggs that went down my butt. Then another egg on top of my head and i use it as shampoo. Remaining eggs down the front and back of my boxershort. Feeling all at the bottom of my boxershort was a real turn on. Unfortunately the eggs started to escape a little down my legs, so i got down and scooped them back in my boxershort and shirt. After i got as much as possible in my boxershort i started to touch myself and continued to a great climax.

Getting messy with eggs was a fun and exciting experience for sure. I will do it again when i feel like it, and i can recommend it to anyone, with shells or without (with the vinegar trick).

I added some pictures to my album "1st eggs experience"