The Pie Fight Family (Sung to "The Addams Family" 60's TV show theme song) (with apologies to Vic Mizzy) Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, Ba-da-ba-bum, Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, s...

The Sound of Splatter (with apologies to Simon and Garfunkel) Hello, des-sert, my old friend Ilve come to play with you again Because a pie that I was keeping Left its mark while I was sleeping And the torte that was planted on my face Still remains...

Mark was feeling a bit down. He had just finished a relationship with his girlfriend of two years Penny. Well to be more accurate Penny had finished the relationship on the grounds that she had discovered Mark was having a fling with his Sports Physi...

My first bath with a skirt on me Seeing that during the summer some young girls and even mature women, in order to cool off, take a bath in the lake or in the sea nested in a skirt and a blouse or a T-shirt, I tried to see how I look and how I feel...

Looking for WAM in all the Right Places (Song: "Looking for Love) (with apologies to Johnny Lee) I spent a lifetime looking for WAM Then I found UMD*, get me my cam Playing those WAM games, certain to win** And throwing those sweet pies and wamming...

Let them Fly (Sung to the melody of "Let it Go" from "Frozen") (with apologies to Idina Menzel) The cream glows white on the paper plates Ready to do their thing A promise of much messiness All these pies that I should fling The pies are creating t...

Since the Joker had been locked away in Arkham, Harley had been forced to go solo. She had been keeping the old pie and confection factory hideout in working order in Mr. J's absence. In fact, she'd even made it into a small business that would one...

On the same warm summer day, but in the afternoon, the two plump women I mentioned before, Arina and Erin, came to the beach again. This time Arina was dressed in a long shiny black skirt and a gray top with long sleeves. Erin, as at lunch, wore the...

I'm in the Mood for Wam (with apologies to Jimmy McHugh and Dorothy Fields) I'm in the mood for wam Simply because you're creamy Honey, but when you're creamy I'm in the mood for wam Chocolate is in your eyes Dark as the night we're under Oh, is it...

Pieing Me Softly (song: Killing Me Softly, Roberta Flack lyrics) (with apologies to Charles Fox and Norman Kimbel) (chorus) Strumming my heartstrings by pieing Giving me thrills with his throws Pieing me softly with his hands Pieing me softly with h...

On a hot summer day, a plump woman wearing a slightly shiny black long zippered skirt and a black sleeveless top, Arina, came to the beach. Arina sat down directly on the sunbed without raising or arranging her long slightly shiny black skirt with a...

I Was Born Under a Wallowing Star (Song: "I Was Born Under a Wandering Star" from "Paint Your Wagon" (with apologies to Lerner and Loewe) I was born under a wallowing star I was born to find the mud from afar I was made for mud, rolling in the muck...

NOTE This story follows on from "Revenge Restaurant" Two weeks had elapsed since Mark had faced his humiliation at the Revenge Restaurant. He ruefully reflected on the evening when Penny, assisted by her friend Danni had completely trashed him af...

Raven didn't have any real time to rest as the girls quickly devised their next form of messy fun. The girls moved towards a set of ice cream dispensers. A little clown magic conjured 3 very large ice cream cones. Raven, the never so eager guinea...

Christmas Pies (song: Jingle Bells) To the store we go, Buying our supplies Then we knead our dough Preparing our surprise We smell crusts we bake, We set them out to cool And we know that they will break When thrown by stooge or fool, Oh, (choru...

As she climbed out of the cone, Terra saw Jinx creating a very large disc on the ground. In the middle of the disc was a very strange mechanical device. Mounted on one side was an enormous bumpy pink dildo with a short purple dildo right below it....

As it happened my third date with Mabel got postponed. It also wasn't at her place because the flat above her developed a leak and there was water dripping into her kitchen. At first, I'd assumed she was just making an excuse to back out of the buddi...

'You're laughing?' 'Oh no, no just a little excited. Most guys run a mile when I tell them that' We were on our second date and just had an awkward, amusing conversation about the little things that turn us on and make us tick! He didn't need to kn...

NOTE This follows on from JANE V PENNY story It was a couple of days after Jane and Penny's messy adventure and Mark could not erase from his memory his amazement at what had happened. The girls had trashed each other with pies, custard, cake mix, s...

'Delicates. Hand wash only' My lacy white panty and bra set hung on the end of his rubber-gloved little finger. His thumb flicked over the wash labels. In his other hand was a three-inch brush loaded with black paint. He prodded at the delicate und...

Glory, Glory, I will pie you Mine eyes have seen the inside of a Graham Cracker crust And the cream covered my head so much I hardly could adjust When the pies go flying it does energize my lust My pies go flying on. Glory, glory, I will pie you Gl...

When Johnny Comes Throwing Pies! (with apologies to Patrick S. Gilmore) When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat The pies will fly; the men will duck And all the women, they...

One summer morning two women came to the beach dressed in elegant dresses, they had probably been to a party during the night. The first woman was wearing a long shiny gray dress with short sleeves (Alina), the second woman was wearing a long black s...

The Pie is on my Face (Song: "The Writing is on the Wall) (with apologies to Sam Smith) I've been here before But always hit the door I've spent a lifetime running And I always get away But with you I'm feeling something That makes me want to stay...

Splosh friends listen up. You've read part one haven't you? If not, please go back and read it. I need to tell you something. It's something that might change your opinion of me and it's not something I'm proud of. I'm a cheat. A dirty sploshing chea...