On the same warm summer day, but in the afternoon, the two plump women I mentioned before, Arina and Erin, came to the beach again. This time Arina was dressed in a long shiny black skirt and a gray top with long sleeves. Erin, as at lunch, wore the...

I'm in the Mood for Wam (with apologies to Jimmy McHugh and Dorothy Fields) I'm in the mood for wam Simply because you're creamy Honey, but when you're creamy I'm in the mood for wam Chocolate is in your eyes Dark as the night we're under Oh, is it...

Pieing Me Softly (song: Killing Me Softly, Roberta Flack lyrics) (with apologies to Charles Fox and Norman Kimbel) (chorus) Strumming my heartstrings by pieing Giving me thrills with his throws Pieing me softly with his hands Pieing me softly with h...

On a hot summer day, a plump woman wearing a slightly shiny black long zippered skirt and a black sleeveless top, Arina, came to the beach. Arina sat down directly on the sunbed without raising or arranging her long slightly shiny black skirt with a...

I Was Born Under a Wallowing Star (Song: "I Was Born Under a Wandering Star" from "Paint Your Wagon" (with apologies to Lerner and Loewe) I was born under a wallowing star I was born to find the mud from afar I was made for mud, rolling in the muck...

NOTE This story follows on from "Revenge Restaurant" Two weeks had elapsed since Mark had faced his humiliation at the Revenge Restaurant. He ruefully reflected on the evening when Penny, assisted by her friend Danni had completely trashed him af...

Raven didn't have any real time to rest as the girls quickly devised their next form of messy fun. The girls moved towards a set of ice cream dispensers. A little clown magic conjured 3 very large ice cream cones. Raven, the never so eager guinea...

Christmas Pies (song: Jingle Bells) To the store we go, Buying our supplies Then we knead our dough Preparing our surprise We smell crusts we bake, We set them out to cool And we know that they will break When thrown by stooge or fool, Oh, (choru...

As she climbed out of the cone, Terra saw Jinx creating a very large disc on the ground. In the middle of the disc was a very strange mechanical device. Mounted on one side was an enormous bumpy pink dildo with a short purple dildo right below it....

By the time Raven's mind snapped back around, she was watching Starfire hoist Diana up in the air. Rae noticed the girl had been hogtied and gagged (with what was likely a penis gag like the one Raven could feel in her own mouth). She was attached...

As it often does, life had gotten in the way of the girls reuniting for some more fun. But the fates had finally aligned, the girls would have a whole week together at the factory! Jinx pushed open the front doors to be met by Starfire with ope...

As it happened my third date with Mabel got postponed. It also wasn't at her place because the flat above her developed a leak and there was water dripping into her kitchen. At first, I'd assumed she was just making an excuse to back out of the buddi...

'You're laughing?' 'Oh no, no just a little excited. Most guys run a mile when I tell them that' We were on our second date and just had an awkward, amusing conversation about the little things that turn us on and make us tick! He didn't need to kn...

NOTE This follows on from JANE V PENNY story It was a couple of days after Jane and Penny's messy adventure and Mark could not erase from his memory his amazement at what had happened. The girls had trashed each other with pies, custard, cake mix, s...

'Delicates. Hand wash only' My lacy white panty and bra set hung on the end of his rubber-gloved little finger. His thumb flicked over the wash labels. In his other hand was a three-inch brush loaded with black paint. He prodded at the delicate und...

Glory, Glory, I will pie you Mine eyes have seen the inside of a Graham Cracker crust And the cream covered my head so much I hardly could adjust When the pies go flying it does energize my lust My pies go flying on. Glory, glory, I will pie you Gl...

When Johnny Comes Throwing Pies! (with apologies to Patrick S. Gilmore) When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat When Johnny comes throwing pies again, kersplat, kersplat The pies will fly; the men will duck And all the women, they...

One summer morning two women came to the beach dressed in elegant dresses, they had probably been to a party during the night. The first woman was wearing a long shiny gray dress with short sleeves (Alina), the second woman was wearing a long black s...

The Pie is on my Face (Song: "The Writing is on the Wall) (with apologies to Sam Smith) I've been here before But always hit the door I've spent a lifetime running And I always get away But with you I'm feeling something That makes me want to stay...

Splosh friends listen up. You've read part one haven't you? If not, please go back and read it. I need to tell you something. It's something that might change your opinion of me and it's not something I'm proud of. I'm a cheat. A dirty sploshing chea...

Just to be clear: this is actually a genuine true story, not fictional. I swear. I'm reliving it over in my head as I type. I've posted this before somewhere but wanted to share it more widely. I lived in this little English village, and they put on...

Lauren, a slim and attractive blonde girl, lived in a picturesque house with a vast field at the back. For weeks, heavy rain had fallen relentlessly, turning the once-green landscape into a vast sea of mud. Lauren had always had a fascination with mu...

No Way to Pie (song: No Time to Die) (with apologies to Hans Zimmer, Billie Eilish, and Finneas O'Connell) (suggested by piboiva) I should've known I'd pie alone It just goes to show That the pie you throw Is just the pie you owe We threw a pair Bu...

Afternoon Pie Fight (song: Afternoon Delight) (with apologies to Bill Danoff) (suggested by Creamedguy2) Gonna call my buddies, gonna do them right Gonna host me 'n afternoon pie fight My motto's always been, "there's a pie in flight" Is there anyth...

This is a true story. Career paths for me and my partner preclude me from sharing pics, but I wanted to share the experience with the folks on this site. Thanks for all the inspiration :D -- My long distance girlfriend (late 20s, petite, fit brunet...