I met this girl Jessica through some friends at a party one night. We talked a lot that night because she had that fun bubbly personality and smiled a lot making her fun to be around. We mostly just joked around telling stories and stuff danced some that kind of thing. We got each other's numbers before the night was over. We texted back and forth a lot over the next few weeks and talked about all kind of things. I could kinda tell she liked me a little. She was pretty attractive herself she was a little thick but had curves in all the right places and she had a great tan. She loved to layout she said.
Anyway some how we got to talking one night about fun stuff to do and pranks and stuff. I told her I had the best pranks of anyone she knew and she quickly corrected me saying she would have much better pranks than I ever would. This started a thing. I warned her that mine were better and she did not want to get into a prank war with me. She said ok let's see it and then it began. I warned her my pranks could be a little messy because I knew how to make slime but she said oh yeah bring it on!
She invited me over to her place one night for a prank contest and when I pulled up outside she was hiding off to the side and giggling trying to hide what she was holding. When I got out of the car she quickly ran back inside and set whatever it was down and came back outside. I had several bags of stuff that I told her not to look at she would see soon enough. Since I knew my pranks were going to be very messy I wore old clothes some blue workout shorts and an old white t shirt. She wore some blue workout shorts and a blue tank top. She led me inside with a big smile on her face and when I walked inside I saw what she was holding earlier. It was two different tins one of ketchup and one of mustard and a bowl of marshmallows. She said she was going to ambush me right when I got of the car with red neck paintball. She was going to dip the marshmallows in ketchup and mustard and throw them at me. She said she decided to just wait and do it inside so the neighbors wouldn't see. I told her she should have just done it because that would have been really funny. I was so glad she had messy pranks planned too because this way she wouldn't be mad for what she was going to be on the receiving end of.
I asked her where I could show her my pranks at. She took me into the living room and said right here. It was a wide open spot so it would work perfectly. She had been painting her apartment so the room was pretty empty. I asked if she wanted to put some of her painting plastic down on the floor to protect it and she said nah it will be fine. I said my pranks might be a little messy she said I can just mop up. She was a very care free person apparently. Then I said let's just stretch out a piece just in case because I knew with what I had brought that would be a good idea. It was pretty obvious she knew I was going to do something messy to her and she didn't care at all. She had a big smile on her face the whole time. I could tell she liked me.
I said give me a min to get ready so I went into the bathroom to set things up. It took a minute she kept asking if I was ready yet I said no peaking I'll be ready soon. I got everything ready and hid it in the room beside the living room so it would be behind her so she couldn't see what would be coming. I said ok I'm ready are you ready? Yes she replied smiling with a little nervous look on her face. We both stood there in the living room full of nervous excitement. I had never done anything like this before and could not wait! She said you can go first show me what you got. I told her to kneel down and don't look. She kneeled down on her knees kinda of sitting on her feet her shorts got even shorter showing off her legs perfectly. I was getting excited I could not wait to do this. I said ok are you ready? You ready to see what you got yourself into? She said yes sounding really nervous now. I reached in the room and grabbed the first thing then came up from behind her and splat! I gave her a nice big pie sandwich completely covering her head. I then pulled a plate back and plopped it on top of her head. The cool whip was perfectly melted just enough to cover her face and head nicely but ran right down the front of her body too. It ran right into her cleavage down her shirt eventually running down her legs. She was just laughing hysterically saying how funny this was and that I was going to really laugh at what she had for me. I was hoping it was going to be messy. I had always wanted to do that with a girl. She tried to wipe some of the cream off but is was everywhere. I said ok ready for the second part? She said what there's more! I said oh yes there's more. I said clothes your eyes and wait. I then grabbed the second thing and after pausing for the longest time to build up anticipation I poured a big bowl of slime on top of her head. She was kneeling down on her knees perfectly so the slime ran over her head over her shoulders down her front and back and all over her legs. She was now completely covered in neon green slime. Her tank top and shorts were barely even visible now. She was totally surprised she had no idea I would do something like that and she would get that messy. She said wow I am completely covered now. I said ok I'm done and congratulations now you have been slimed. She was still laughing at the whole thing she stood up and said ok my turn. I was getting excited now I had always wanted to do something like this and was so glad she was enjoying it so much too.
She told me to kneel down in the same place she then smashed a pie in my face. She said that's why she was laughing so hard because we both thought to pie each other. She then grabbed the ketchup and mustard dipped marshmallows in them and threw them at me but very quickly just dumped the ketchup and mustard on my head and it ran down my whole body it stuck very well. Then she knelt down beside me and we smeared all the stuff all over each other for a while till we decided to clean up. She said I could go rinse off in the shower first since I was the guest. I pulled off my shirt in front of her and said we should have worn less clothes for this so it would have been easier to clean up and she smiled at me and said next time.