UMD Stories
The Date
Story by theoldmanandthepie3/6/25 568 viewsmale+female
Disclaimer #1: The characters in this story are 18 yrs of age Disclaimer #2: Although the protagonists get covered in mud, getting covered in mud is not the focus of the story. Disclaimer #3: I published the story here because I wanted to see ho...
The Haphazard Housekeeper
Story by Pie Punk3/7/25 970 viewsfemale, explicit
It takes me ages to write anything because I tend to make my stories long slow-burners. This is something a bit more quick and stupid. Let's see if people like it. When Ria heard that her boyfriend Kyle had kissed a girl during a night out, her i...
Slogging Through the Mud
Story by theoldmanandthepie3/8/25 207 views
With apologies to Gene Kelly Slogging Through the Mud I'm slogging through the mud, Just slogging through the mud, What a glorious feeling, I'm happy in-"sud". I'm laughing with Joy. I'm as free as a "bud" The sun's in my heart, and I'm ready for m...
The Unwinnable Bet
Story by SkunkGuy20203/8/25 1201 viewsmale+female, explicit
Finally the weekend was here! I had finished up early, Julia my boss had kindly offered to let me leave at 3:00 PM instead of the usual 5:00 PM. I barely acknowledged her friendly' "Have a nice weekend!" as I made a dash for the parking lot. I texted...
Babysitters' Revenge
Story by Deeppan93/24/21 4776 views
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This story is inspired by the photos and videos of Yourpieboy - John was a good-looking man in his late thirties. He was a successful businessman, divorced and the father of a three-year-old. He'd also been having quite separate intimate relations...
Adrian in Wonderland
Story by SethJamba3/24/21 669 viewsmale
"Greetings reader of this letter, You have been cordially invited to a wonderful tea party in the forest. There will be tea and desserts to have until you cannot eat anymore! It is this Saturday at five until six then begin. So do not be late! Sinc...
I'm Dreaming of a White Pi Day
Story by theoldmanandthepie3/13/25 116 views
I'm Dreaming of a White Pi Day (song: White Christmas) (with apologies to Irving Berlin) I'm dreaming of a white Pi Day Just like the one I had last year, With the cream pies smooshing Into faces smiling And goo dripping onto clothes I'm dreaming o...
White Chocolate Tux
Story by SethJamba3/30/21 602 viewsmale
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Landon acted like he was on the red carpet -which is the theme for tonight- fantasizing about cameras flashing at him and his soon-to-be crowning of prom king. He could hear his name being called -and to a lesser extent, the prom queen- and the appla...
Red Tuxedo, Red Braces, Red Lessons chapter 1
Story by Shiny Tom3/15/25 368 viewsmale, explicit
The mirror reflected perfection. James adjusted his red silk braces, the fabric smooth and cool against his fingertips, and smirked at his reflection. The black tuxedo was impeccable, tailored to hug his frame with precision, but it was the redthat m...
Red Tuxedo, Red Braces, Red Lessons chapter 2
Story by Shiny Tom3/15/25 337 viewsmale, explicit
Aaron stepped closer to James, his smirk widening as he leaned in, his voice a low, velvet threat. "Beg for mercy, James. Humiliate yourself. Maybe I'll go easy on you." James clenched his jaw, his pride flaring even as his heart raced. "Go to hell,...
Preview: Jake and Lila's Story Begins--A Wwyd-themed tale
Story by hooliham3/18/25 1114 viewsmale+female
I've written numerous What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment, the full version of which you can find on my Patreon (patreon.co...
The Unwinnable Bet 2
Story by SkunkGuy20203/25/25 1032 viewsmale+female, explicit
The Unwinnable Bet 2 I could hear Meagan cheerily on her phone with her friends. "Yes, we were still on for tomorrow, no, no need to bring anything, it was all taken care of." I clawed at the silk rope, now sticky with whipped cream, finally looseni...
The Mud Boat
Story by theoldmanandthepie3/26/25 130 views
The Mud Boat (song: The Love Boat theme) (with apologies to Paul Williams and Charlie Fox) Mud Boat Mud--it's creamy and deep Come aboard, and the mud will seep Mud, just water and dirt Mix it up, it sticks onto you The Mud Boat, soon will be making...
Dancing in the Mud
Story by SethJamba4/1/21 887 viewsmale
Derek was questioning why his boyfriend had texted him to meet him in the woods. He considered the idea of actually getting an answer but ultimately just agreed to come considering its their four month anniversary. He wanted to do something special r...
That Need
Story by R4T BR4T4/4/21 1211 viewsmale+female
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That itch again. The itch to get messy, sloppy and filthy. That familiar niggling which causes you to succumb - I want to. Do you? I don't think I'd prefer to see anything else right now, than my boyfriend's parents living room, slung with polythe...
Messy threesome in Parhump part 5
Story by Grant Mooney10/1/21 696 viewsmale+female
The lovely redhead, ebony beauty, and the client washed off and while still slightly damp, the client lied down on the bed fully erect. The ebony beauty put her hand in the cool whip and smeared it on the client's neck and chest while the redhead mou...
Model Behaviour
Story by Deeppan93/26/25 5146 viewsmale+female
(Story for an anonymous requestor) Victoria smiled nervously as she stood behind her podium awaiting her opponent to appear. Usually, she had no fears appearing in public, even when semi-naked, but tonight was different as not only was appearing as...
The Lovely Ladies' Sweet Revenge!
Story by messwriter3/27/25 1391 viewsmale+female, explicit
[aka the proof that I really can both bring in a story more or less below 2k words and also be the main slop stooge myself on occasion! :-P] It is only 8pm in the evening and you are already regretting your life choices. It had seemed like such a s...
Sweet Confessions
Story by PieWriter3/28/25 752 viewsmale+female, explicit
The hotel bar was elegant but relaxed, with low lighting that created small pools of intimacy around each table. Rebecca sat at the corner of the bar, nursing a gin and tonic while half-heartedly scrolling through her phone. She was in town for a con...
Military Pie-Fare
Story by SethJamba4/5/21 727 viewsmale
Blake drove proud, remembering his progress and accomplishments. The last few years were exhausting and tiresome, but he managed to prevail. His friend, Steven, had invited him over to celebrate both of their accomplishments for serving. He was told...
Sweet Surrender
Story by PieWriter3/30/25 662 viewsmale+female, explicit
Her wrists were bound with soft silk rope, arms stretched above her head and secured to the sturdy hook they'd installed in the ceiling months ago. Emma stood naked, her body on full display--slender waist, full breasts, smooth skin that caught the l...
Sweet Interrogation
Story by PieWriter3/31/25 865 viewsfemale
Veta hummed to herself as she arranged the pies on the tables throughout the hotel suite. Her short blonde hair was tucked behind her ears, and her green eyes sparkled with satisfaction at her handiwork. Each pie was a masterpiece--fourteen inches wi...
The Pie Bridge Game
Story by theoldmanandthepie4/7/25 595 viewsmale+female
Messy Irina gave me permission to use the character "Ira" I gave myself permission to use the character "Old Man" All other characters are fictional. The Pie Bridge Game Based on a question from and dedicated to Messy Irina My husband Sam and I st...
A cure for cleanliness
Story by Reiver24/11/25 479 viewsmale+female, explicit
A Cure for Cleanliness Laura and I stood together in the hall of our student flat. She turned her head and looked up at me, brown eyes wide in her pretty face, framed by its bob of dark hair, and a catch in her voice betraying both nervousness and...
My first WAM experience
Story by Wecco4/6/21 556 viewsn/a
My first WAM experience, Years ago my parents were friends with another nice couple. Almost every weekend we were together and holidays and outings were shared. I was just 17. The woman of that couple was a nice spontaneous beautiful lady to see an...
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