Military Pie-FareStory by SethJambaPosted 4/5/21 621 views
Blake drove proud, remembering his progress and accomplishments. The last few years were exhausting and tiresome, but he managed to prevail. His friend, Steven, had invited him over to celebrate both of their accomplishments for serving. He was told to arrive in his uniform which he did.
Blake is a handsome blonde with hazel eyes. He is a military man, having served after he graduated college. During his time on the field, he meet many people and did all he could do for his nation. Blake recently came back from overseas, taking his retirement. He currently has on a military suit, complete with a white dress shirt, black suit jacket with two yellow rings around the sleeves along with a golden army cuff link, a blue tie with thin red lines, black slacks, short black dress socks, and squared toed dress shoes. He also wore his Air Force hat.
Approaching the door, he knocked and a few minutes later, Steven arrived, also decked out in his uniform. Steven is a charming young man with dirty blonde hair and black eyes. He had on a black dress uniform with golden buttons and many medals along it as it hid his white dress shirt and black tie. A noticeable white belt was clipped around his waist, his slacks and dress socks were black and wore a shiny pair of black military dress shoes.
Both gave a salute before going for a handshake and Steven allowing Blake to come in. As Blake enter, he saw Steven's interior for the first time. He saw some pictures of Steven with other military men and women, medals and awards in frames. Blake knew that Steven was quite the over achiever and never was one to brag. As Blake approached the table, he saw two more familiar faces, Paul and Harry.
Paul is a handsome, slightly tanned man with dark black hair and black eyes. He is wearing a white shirt with navy blue rings along the sleeves, navy blue neckerchief, his white sailor hat, white slacks, and black military dress shoes, revealing he is a sailor on the navy.
Harry is a charming man with wavy brown hair and teal eyes. He is also navy, but a higher rank than Paul, given the amount of medals on his white dress military suit. The epaulettes were black with golden lines. A white dress shirt with golden buttons was draped with the military suit and white slacks went along with them. Like the everyone else, he wore military dress shoes but they were white instead of the standard black everyone was wearing.
They greeted each other and the small get together began. Since it was a get together, dinner was wings and a few beers for the lieutenants, as they reminiscence a few memories. Then came, what was Steven claims, the best part of tonight.
Dessert. Pies were the main dishes along with a few buckets of custard that were brought out, much to the guests' confusion. Perhaps for else?
They got the answer when Steven decided to plaster a blueberry pie into Paul's white sailor shirt. The receiver let an audible sound of shock before getting another pie implanted itself in his exposed neck and navy blue neckerchief, before making another sound of shock. Both Harry and Blake snickered at the development... before the former getting covered in custard while latter laughed aloud. That led him to getting blindsided from a pie courtesy of Steven. Each of the victims were in a state of shock before gaining a sense of thrill on their faces. Since Steven both instigated and is clean, he endured two blueberry pies, one to his face, another to his uniform. But he had a smile on his face. What happened next was full on pie war.
Pies were flung like ammo, splattering their intended targets. Collisions were immediate, the four men get plastered nonstop whether it was to the face or the uniform. Custard was poured in quick succession and each of the men, excluded Paul, was given a shower that consumed their hair, face, and uniforms. The floor began immersed with bits of fallen pie pieces and custard residue while victims were stepping in it with their military shoes. They even began over dramatic to the point of falling on the floor, trashing their respective uniforms even more. The "war" dragged for forty minutes. The four men were composed of pie stains and custard.
Starting off is Blake, covered in the two contents. Cream of blueberry pies and custard were seen along his face and ruined his hair. The black dress uniform gained various pie stains along it, the white dress shirt not as much while his tie was immersed in the two substances. Dripping down his dress pants, custard residue made various streaks while the messy floor itself, his black dress shoes also messy while his dress socks were more fortunate only get small spots.
Paul had paste littered all over his uniform. His face and hair had been mucked from the impacts and shower. His white attire contained blue splotches all over, definitely staining the shirt and pants he had on. His black military dress shoes had been mucked up too, given he stood in the mess. His uniform would so need a washing (if it had survived).
Harry was significantly pelted, blueberry stains present along his uniform. Crust and cream had given him a facial he did not expected along with his hair, now tarnished from the fight. Rolling on the floor had made his white uniform nothing more than a mess with custard thrown, giving the fact that said uniform was more yellow and blue with a hint of green along brown crust now. His white dress shoes were sopping in form the trashed floor.
And Steven was the messiest of them all. Splattered across his face and running through his hair were blueberry pies he had endured. His once black uniform became immersed with blueberry pies that collided with it, his white belt in the same predicament. Having taken a custard bath, he was smothered with the content and his pants had streaks with them -not to mention a small tent-. His black military dress shoes were in the same condition as the others: messy.
Each of them look at each other's new appearance before laughing at the outcome of their war. They enjoyed a little pie fight action from time to time, so this was a wonderful experience for the retired men. Granted not in their uniforms but still. Especially Steven given how he has a bulge under his messy slacks.