Please see my album "With Rhys" for photos of the event. 2014 had been a disappointing summer, wet, overcast, cool. Normally, the beach would be dotted by groups of naked guys, chatting, frolicking in the waves and getting up to all sort of things,...

All her life, Hazel was certain that she would never become a masseuse. It was unequivocal that she wouldn't follow in her mother's footsteps, who had risen to become the manager at the local Health Spa. Throughout her childhood, strangers would trai...

"This is a major emergency," said my wife. She was looking at her phone with an expression of horror I had never seen on her face before. "What is it?" I asked. My wife's job as an event organizer seemed stressful, but she usually handled it well. T...

"For our next challenge, we need four brave volunteers..." Dressed in board shorts and a tank top, with microphone in hand, the hunky young host, J.D. Ross, delivered the words with the cocky irreverence of a spoiled frat boy. His mildly sadistic to...

At this point, both my friend and the waiter have had their shirts ripped clean off them, and they both have whipped cream and pie shell falling from their faces. They are standing face to face, and I hope that since they both have now been equally h...

As Bob drove home Vanessa was keenly aware of the 'shit eating' grin that would come and go on Bob's face as they both glanced at each other. Almost like when they were dating and there was this sexual tension in the air thick enough to cut with a kn...

Note: If you aren't interested in my job search or my life in general, go ahead and skip down to where it says "The Interview." I've been unemployed most of the summer, partly by choice. I mean, being let go due to downsizing wasn't my choice, but b...

The story takes place 10 years after the Teen Titans broke up placing the girls in their mid 20's. I do not own the characters. If clowns aren't your thing then just skip those parts as the main focus is WaM and the clowning just kind of acts as a...

After I came out of the Pie in my Face closet with my girlfriend, it wasn't too much longer before her mother learned about it. My girlfriend had a open relationship with her mother and told her everything. As things progressed in between my girlfrie...

Jinx: "So, who do you girls think we should make into clowns next?" Terra: "How about some honorary Titans? They'd never see it cominghaha!" Raven: "Sounds good. How about Batgirl (The Batman version)?" Starfire: "Oh yes! We met before and she was...

My friend and the waiter are now both completely naked and still relentless in pieing each other. A banana cream to a face, a coconut cream to a butt, a chocolate cream into a crotch. Each of them are covered from nearly head to toe in whipped cream...

I've written several What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment, the full version of which you can find on my Patreon (patreon.com...

A small scuffle broke out, pies flying all over. The girls made a bit of mess, but had a blast in the pie fight. As things calmed down, a light bulb went off in Harley's head. This was a confection factory, so why not use it on the girls!?! Harle...

Jinx: "I've got a fun idea! Let's have a contest!" Starfire: "Oooo! I like the contests! Let's do that!" Harley: "Whatcha got in mind pinkie?" Jinx: "Let's decorate each other like animals!" Diana: "That sounds like a blast!" Barbara: "Yeah! So w...

The girls returned to Raven for the next bit of fun. Jinx: Just you wait little birdie!" Rae: "So what's next then?" Terra: "I've got an idea! Jinx, Harley, come with me!" The three girls disappeared to another part of the factory for awhile....

Jinx: "Okay, hear me out on this one." Diana: "Whatcha got in mind?" Jinx: "When I look at Terra, I think she looks like a poodle. Then I remembered how Diana looked earlier on all 4's. Kinda like a dog! I can't be the only one that thought that r...

You swagger into the latest restaurant in town, dressed in a navy two piece suit and gray tie. You pause and glance innocently at a painting to give the room time to admire how dapper you look. Hoping to catch someone's eye, you survey the larger din...

I've written several What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment, the full version of which you can find on my Patreon (patreon.com...

Kara put down her phone after finalizing the evenings plans with Alice. A slightly melodramatic sigh escaped her lips; she wasn't really feeling up to going out but she knew her friend would certainly lift her spirits. They had been friends for years...

Start of chapter 2. Continues from: https://umd.net/stories/i/sweet-course-chapter-1-of-3 We're really getting into it now. ====== Veronica was now turned on, her inhibitions lowered. The other women were pros. They sensed this. She scooped up a h...

Tom is the Head Chef at the Three Crowns pub, he had just finished his shift and was about to head home to his girlfriend, however, the 22-year old decided to see the entertainment that was going on in the pub. He was still in his chef whites from hi...

Ethan was so excited! He finally got the gig for his magician career and hoped this could take him beyond. Ever since he saw a magic performance when he was younger, he had been interested in magic. Of course, there were some doubts about the idea of...

Start of chapter 3. Continues from: https://umd.net/stories/i/sweet-course-chapter-2-of-3 I hope everyone enjoys this final part of Veronica's escapade in Japan. I'm completely new to writing WAM fiction. I hope everyone enjoyed reading as much as I...

Start of chapter 1. Note that this part has minimal WAM. There's a LOT more in upcoming parts. You can tell by the way this chapter ends! I hope you all like this teaser. Subsequent parts will be posted a few days apart. ====== Veronica was swimm...

A few days pass with modest jokes in the office but Tanya avoids Ira. On Wednesday morning Ira is getting ready to go to work and is just finishing her makeup. Ira is already dressed for the office in her tight black trousers with the white widely sp...