Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen tonight we launch a reality show like none before it. Lets welcome your host the magnificent Martine McCutcheon!

The lights flash and a stage lights up in the centre of a large crowd. There is a walk way to the stage and another away from the stage going into a big house. Martine appears at the other end of the walkway and the crowd cheer.

Martine is wearing a elegant black dress with a split up the skirt. Her dark hair is bobbed curling in under her chin. Her dark eyes sparkle as she smiles making her large nose stretch out wide. She waves to the crowd and walks to the centre stage giving everyone a glimpse of her shapely legs with each stride. Once at the centre stage she blows kisses in every direction before raising her microphone to speak.

Martine: Hello everyone. If our contestants are as raucous as you we are going to have one hell of a show!

The crowd cheer even loader and Martine nods her head and shakes her body enjoying the limelight.

Martine: This is a brand new reality show with a twist. I don't even know what the twist is yet but I am told it will be like no other reality show. Lets get on with the show and meet our first contestant.

Lights once again start to flash and the crowd cheer. A big busty blonde in her mid to late thirties appears from where Martine had a few minutes earlier. She had mid length perfectly straight blonde hair and bright blue eyes. Her white dress is clearly a couple of sizes too small for her as it barely covers her massive bum and her giant squashed up tits show a massive cleavage for everyone to see. She isn't at all bothered by how much flesh she is showing off as she bounces down the cat walk to meet Martine.

The two of them hug, Martine clearly feels slightly uncomfortable cuddling someone who is showing off so much of her boobs. Martine does notice the girl has a slender face for such a large woman and a very cute nose. Her smile shows off a childlike enthusiasm for everything that is going on.

Martine: So who do we have here?

Sam: I am Sam and I am up for anything!

She jumps up and down as she says this as her boobs bounce in unison with her. The crowd cheers, getting a good look up her skirt as she goes up and down.

Martine: You have certainly won the crowd over. Any idea what the twist might be?

Sam: No idea but I am sure I will love it no matter what!

Martine: Ok Sam I am sure we will learn more about you as the show progresses. I will let you get into the house and become accustomed to your new surroundings.

Sam cheers as does the crowd. She jogs down the platform excited to get into the house. Her dress is really struggling to contain her bouncy breasts but she doesn't seem to mind. She turns and waves one last time before opening the door and going in.

Once inside Sam gazes at her new environment. There is a big open plan kitchen with a breakfast bar. A large dining table with six chairs fills one corner of the house and a u shaped sofa looks out at some large patio doors. It is dark outside so Sam can't see out. She runs over and presses her nose against the glass trying to see out but she can't make out anything. There are three more doors going to other rooms but as Sam tries them she realises they are all locked.

Back outside the second contestant has arrived she is in her late twenties and stands arms outstretched embracing the cheers from the crowd. She has long black hair that has a brown tinge to it as the lights shine off it. A short black dress hugs her slender figure. She walks down the cat walk and the crowd admire her long athletic legs. Martine gives her a much more welcoming hug.

Martine: Hello contestant number two. Tell us about yourself.

Stacey: Hi. My name is Stacey and I was born to be a reality star!

Her big blue eyes beam as the crowd chant her name. She glances around winking at them and blowing kisses.

Martine: Excellent. Do you have any idea what the secret twist is going to be?

Stacey: I got a feeling it could be all women on the show!

Martine: That could be true but I wouldn't call that a twist.

Stacey: What if they are all lesbians like me!

The crowd cheered at this too.

Martine: Well we will have to wait and see in you go Stacey.

Stacey heads in with a bit more grace then Sam had. She does pause and leans forward to show her modest cleavage for a few photographers then heads into the house. She spots Sam straight away and the two of them size each other up. They give each other brief hug.

Sam: Hi I am Sam.

Stacey: Hi Sam I am Stacey. Have you found the drinks yet?

Sam: I haven't looked. I have just been taking it all in.

Stacey opens the fridge and pulls out a bottle of Prosecco. She opens a couple of cupboards and pulls out some glasses. She then pours out the wine and passes one to Sam. As Sam takes the glass from her, Stacey brushes Sam's hand as if cradling it. This contact gives Sam a rush of excitement. Sam looks up at Stacey and notices Stacey is staring at her boobs.

Sam: Do you like the view?

Stacey snaps out of her daze and gets embarrassed knowing she had been caught staring at Sam's boobs.

Stacey: I was enjoying them, yes. I am a lesbian by the way. Mind I think most women like to compare their breasts with other women from time to time don't they?

Sam: You are probably right. I would love breasts like yours. They seem so pert. I bet you don't get back aches from carrying them around?

Stacey: It's quite a girly thing I guess. Girls with big boobs want small boobs and vice versa. Girls with straight hair want curly hair and vice versa.

Sam: I think you hit the nail on the head!

Meanwhile outside contestant 3 has just walked out. She is mid forties average height wearing black leggings and a low cut sparkly black vest top. This outfit really shows off her glamorous cleavage as well as her curvy bum. Initially she was lapping up the cheers but now she felt overwhelmed and nervous as she walked towards Martine who she was a massive fan of. Martine senses the girl's nerves so gives her an extra big hug.

Martine: Hi you are looking amazing. Who are you?

Jodie: Thanks Martine you look fantastic but then you always do. I am Jodie!

Jodie's face lit up following the praise from Martine. Jodie had a large but not unattractive nose a bit like Martine's. Her nostrils really flared out as she smiled. Her curled mousy brown hair with blonde highlights bounced around her shoulders as she kept flicking her head around eyeing up the audience.

Martine: Nice to meet you Jodie. What do you think the twist is going to be?

Jodie: I heard some people backstage saying it's going to be the sexiest reality show so I am wondering if there will be more adult themed challenges?

The crowd roar louder than they had all night. Jodie feels her legs turn to jelly as she goes all bashful putting a hand over her mouth and nose.

Martine: The crowd like that idea and I do too. Jodie head on in and meet your house mates.

Martine gives Jodie another hug and a kiss on the cheek this time. Jodie heads down the path and through the door. She actually feels relieved to get away from the noise so she can relax a little. She heads in and sees Sam and Stacey standing chatting in the kitchen.

Jodie: Hi I am Jodie. Did you guys find that nerve racking?

Stacey: I did backstage but I was fine out there. I am Stacey.

Sam: I loved it. I am Sam.

Stacey's gaze is now drawn to Jodie's magnificent cleavage. Jodie notices this but doesn't react. Jodie may be a bit shy but she knows she has great boobs and doesn't need much persuading to show them off. Sam pours Jodie a drink and they all clink glasses. They continue to eye each other up and suss out the house.

Outside a fourth contestant emerges. She is the shortest of the girls so far and in her mid thirties. She is also the thinnest of them. A dark blue short dress hangs loosely on her slim body complementing her tanned skin. Her jet black hair is up with two curled looks falling down either side of her face. Large dark brown eyes show she means business as she marches towards Martine. The girl briefly hugs Martine before pushing her away.

Martine: Wow someone is full of themselves. Who are you?

Kiri: I am Kiri and when you look this good why shouldn't I be full of myself.

Martine: Fair enough. What do you think the twist to the show will be?

Kiri: I am on it. That's all anyone needs to know.

Kiri marches on down the platform. Some of the crowd boo but some seem to like her bossy tone and still give her a cheers. When Kiri reaches the house she turns and sticks her middle finger up on each hand.

Kiri: Up yours mother fuckers.

Kiri heads into the house and the others turn to see who their new house mate is. Kiri quickly looks them all up and down.

Kiri: Am I the only one who actually made an effort tonight? You get me a drink now!

Kiri points at Sam who does as instructed. Kiri snatches the drink away from Sam once it is poured.

Sam: I am Sam. It's nice to meet you.

Kiri: No offence but you look like a pig.

Jodie: I am Jodie. Let's not start calling each other names.

Kiri: Hold on with a nose like yours you are definitely a pig.

Kiri reaches up to Jodie's nose and turns it up from underneath making it into a pig nose. With her nose turned up and her nostrils so wide it does make a perfect pig nose. Sam laughs and oinks at Jodie.

Jodie: Very funny. What was your name?

Kiri: I am Kiri. What about you? You seem to have a bit more class.

Kiri releases Jodie's nose and points to Stacey.

Stacey: Hi I am Stacey.

Kiri: You look like you look after yourself more than these two pigs. Anything about you I should know?

Stacey: Well I am a lesbian.

Kiri: Oh great so I am stuck in here with two pigs and a carpet muncher!

Outside the fifth contestant has arrived. She shows off her hourglass figure wearing a pink dress. Her boobs look magnificent with just the right amount of cleavage showing. The dress hugs her slim waist and then curves out again emphasising the shape of her wonderful ass.

She has long flowing locks of blonde hair that bounce as she strides down the catwalk. Her beautiful blue eyes complete what some would consider a barbie girl look. Martine seems quite keen to hug this lady and reaches out to hug her before she is ready. Martine pulls her in and gives her a big hug and a kiss on the lips. The other girl backs away feeling a little uncomfortable.

Martine: Sorry I got carried away there. It's just you are so gorgeous. Who are you?

Sarah: Hi Martine. Thank you you are so kind. I am Sarah.

Martine: Well there are already some pretty girls in the house. Who thinks Sarah is the prettiest so far?

Over half the crowd cheered loudly. Martine waves her hands indicating they should cheer louder. Sarah starts to blush.

Martine: Well you are my favourite. Don't tell the others. Anyway do you have any ideas about the twist?

Sarah: No I don't but I did hear some people talking about a gunge tank being delivered. Maybe people get gunged instead of being evicted.

Martine: I haven't heard that. It is always fun seeing a pretty girl gunged. As long as it's not me! Anyway, in you go Sarah. Have fun!

Sarah walks on into the house. She opens the door and turns and waves to the crowd. She gives a few cheeky poses. One leaning forward while blowing a kiss, another lifting her skirt a bit then she disappears.

Sarah: Hi all I am Sarah.

Sam already has a drink prepared and passes it to Sarah.

Sam: I am Sam. You are gorgeous!

Stacey: You really are stunning. I am Stacey.

Jodie: Lovely to meet you Stacey. I am Jodie. Look out for Kiri, she is on one!

Sarah: Thanks for the greetings girls. Hi Kiri.

Kiri has barely looked at Sarah since she arrived. Truth was Kiri was jealous. Kiri realised she was the most attractive girl in the house but with Sarah there she had competition.

Kiri: Oh my god, another dumb blonde. What a slut you are!

Sarah: I may be dumb and definitely a blonde but I ain't no slut babe!

Kiri: Whatever you aren't even worth talking to.

The others circle Sarah comforting her. Sarah doesn't seem in the least bit worried in any case. The four of the continue to chatter as Kiri wanders around the room hoping some she can relate to turns up soon.

Outside a tall leggy tanned lady takes the limelight. She is in her early forties with long jet black hair. A shorter than short white dress really shows off her dark skin. Her long luscious legs were definitely worth showing off and she knows it as she walks up to Martine.

Martine makes eye contact with the new contestant and notices how slit-like and penetrating her dark eyes were. She also had a lovely large nose that was nice and wide complementing her wide mouth and kissable lips. Martine gives them a quick kiss and their noses briefly squash together.

Martine: Hi there. You are certainly are tallest contestant. What's your name?

Emily: Hi Martine. I am Emily.

Martine: Lovely name. Can you shed any light on the twist to the show?

Emily: I did go into a room full of women by accident. It looked like they were watching what was going on in the show. I think they have something to do with it.

Martine: I did see them too. Don't tell anyone in the house about that. Let's get you in there then the fun can begin.

Emily and Martine have a quick hug, then Emily goes on into the house. Emily spots the four girls chatting and wonders why the other one is on her own. Kiri quickly spots Emily's good looks and Kiri is keen to befriend her. Sam has started pouring a drink for Emily but Kiri snatches it away from Sam.

Emily: Hi ladies. I am Emily.

Kiri: Hi Emily I am Kiri. Nice to see someone with some class in here. That dress really suits you.

Kiri passes Emily the drink and clinks their glasses together. The other four hover around behind Kiri waiting to introduce themselves.

Emily: Nice to meet you Kiri. I love your dress too.

Sam: Hi Emily I am Sam.

Sam manages to make eye contact long enough to introduce herself. Emily acknowledges Sam with out being able to contact her as Kiri is stood in the way. Jodie gently barges Kiri out the way.

Jodie: Hi I am Jodie

Emily: Hi Jodie. Nice to see another older woman here.

Kiri: She is a old, rude, pig!

Kiri barges Jodie back out the way. Sarah and Stacey wave from behind Kiri.

Sarah: I am Sarah.

Stacey: I am Stacey.

All of a sudden an announcement is played into the house and also heard outside.

Announcer: Ladies in the house can you all take a seat on the sofa. The creator of the show is about to reveal herself.

The girls sit down. Stacey is keen to sit next to Sarah on the sofa facing the garden. Jodie and Sam take one of the side sofas and Kiri and Emily take the other side. A screen drops down in front of the glass doors showing Martine on the centre stage looking very confused.

All of a sudden London Andrews jumps out onto the catwalk. She dances down the walkway lapping up all the cheers. Her long low cut dress shows off her ample cleavage and although her ass is covered the shape of it is very clear. London's hair is down and bouncing as she grins at Martine when she reaches her.

Martine: Hi. Is this your show then?

London: Yes I am London Andrews but for this show I will be known as the mistress of mess.

Martine: Mistress of mess? So Sarah was right, the girls will be getting gunged.

London: That's right Marty farty there will be allsorts of messy and sexy shanangings.

Martine: My name is Martine. Not Marty.

London: Martine doesn't rhyme with farty though does it?

London says as she reaches up and squashed Martine's nose down flat with her forefinger. London even gives Martine's nose a wobble. Martine is too shocked to react.

London: Anyway I better head in. I have two celebrities in there waiting to help with the first game.

Martine: Ok have fun.

Martine wonders who the celebrities will be and wonders if they will get gunged. Surely London couldn't gunge celebrities. London skips on into the house. Her curves sway from side to side as she does. She scoots straight in and stands in front of the six girls. The tv screen retracts up into the ceiling.

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