London: right you three losers need to get cleaned up. The winners can go on into the house and enjoy their takeaway. London opens a door that leads straight into the communal bathroom. Stacey and Jodie trundle over to the door. Natalie, Emily and...

London: Right you three losers line up over here. Sarah and Stacey separate. The two of them and Jodie slowly sludge through the mud and make it back onto firmer ground. Sarah: I was on the winning team though. Kiri should be over here! London: Yo...

Sam leaves and the others get cleaned up as best as they can before heading to the showers. Natalie is the only completely clean one so she goes to explore the house and garden. Outside Sam is greeted to a roar from the crowd. Sam suddenly realises e...

Once cleaned up the girls have a meal. It was another all you can eat buffet. Kiri and Stacey are again careful about how much they eat. Emily and Sarah take a fair amount. Whereas Jodie and Sam pile their plates high. The conversation tended to be m...

London appears and opens the doors. She stands in between the doors so she is side on to both groups. Stacey notices how defind London's big boobs are when viewed from the side. London: Ok ladies. You all know what each others fetishes are. Now you...

Emma and Victoria go through the door and lights flash and the live crowd roar. The door slams shut behind them pushing the pair of them into the limelight. Their dresses have soaked up a lot of the mess as has their hair. Their faces are more recogn...

London grabs another seat and sets on the stage in between Emma and Victoria. Sam and Sarah are annoyed that they are sleeping in the shed but they are keen to see their captain get covered in pies. The brunettes are all at the tables looking at the...

London: Ok girls, any questions? Kiri: Who are you exactly? London: I am your mistress of mess. Also creator of the show. Sam: You mentioned some celebs. Who are they? London: You will find out when we start the first game. Jodie: When will we s...

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen tonight we launch a reality show like none before it. Lets welcome your host the magnificent Martine McCutcheon! The lights flash and a stage lights up in the centre of a large crowd. There is a walk way to the stage...

The curtains raise once more revealing the host stood in the middle of 2 empty paddling pools. The crowd oooo and ahhh speculating over what is going to happening next. Host: Sorry for the delay ladies and gentlemen, apparently Holly and Hayley are...

The host and the 2 assistants walk back out on stage infront of the curtain. They all have white bathrobes on and the girls have their hair tied back in a pony tail. They are greeted by a chorus of applause and cheers from the audience. Host: I hope...

Hayley and Caitlyn waste no time and promptly grab the next pies. They know this pie isn't going to be so nice so they both gently push it into each of the contestants face and let go of it so it slides down over their faces dripping down onto their...

The curtain raises ready for the next game. The host is stood in the middle of the stage with the 2 assistants either side of him with their hands on his shoulders. Both girls are wearing the same black body stockings, with the extra material to prot...

Host: We have met our contestants let's see what we have in store for them. It's time to get on with the first game. The curtains raise and reveals the girls sat on stools each behind a large pane of glass about 4 feet x 4 feet. The pane has a thick...

After several years of role playing with other members of this site I thought it was time I tried writing a story. Its going to be a messy and sometimes sexual game show focusing on 2 female contestants. They will compete against each other in a seri...