Emma and Victoria go through the door and lights flash and the live crowd roar. The door slams shut behind them pushing the pair of them into the limelight. Their dresses have soaked up a lot of the mess as has their hair. Their faces are more recognisable but they have crusty cream stuck to their facial features. They glance at each other, not sure what to do. They decide to embrace the situation.

Martine: Well can you give it up for tonight's celebs. Boobie loving Victoria and Emma the nose presser!

Martine is still unsure what is going on and just reads from the autocue. Emma and Victoria throw their hands in the air as the crowd goes even wilder. They both blow kisses and dance towards Martine holding their arms out for a hug. Martine backs away.

Martine: I love you both but I will pass on the hug thanks. How was it in there? Who do you think could win the show?

Emma: I don't know what the public are seeing of what happened in there but I think Jodie is embracing the show!

Victoria: I loved Kiri at first. Jodie is taking all the attention. I think Sam could be popular as she is more of a girl next door type.

Martine: Interesting points of view. Any clue as to who else could be on the show or what will happen next?

Emma: No clue at all. London tricked us to being on the show but we loved it. Who knows what else she is capable of!

Victoria: I wasn't as taken in as Emma but I admit it was fun when I got into it. It will be hard for London to get anyone as glamorous as me!

Martine: Well thanks for being part of the show ladies. Oh look there are two pies left!

Martine, still reading from the autocue, isn't sure what that means. Someone jumps up on the stage and passes Martine the pies. Martine knows exactly what to do. She splats one in Victoria's face and the other in Emma's. Martine laughs down the camera as she holds the pies to the girls face. She eventually lets go and jumps away and runs back off stage. Emma and Victoria are stranded on stage with their faces recovered in custard and cream. The crowd laugh and cheer.

Martine: That's the end of our live show. You can catch highlights of the day on our website. The next live show will be tomorrow night. Bye for now.

Back inside the house Jodie has come to her senses and is sat upright. She is still obliterated with the mess from the pies and hardly recognisable as a woman, except for the mounds of joy at her breasts. She can't get to her feet while her hands are still cuffed.

Jodie: Can you release me now?

London: Ok. Emily, Kiri and Stacey. You can go back into the house and get ready for bed. Sarah, Sam and Jodie. You have to go to the garden to sleep in the shed.

Emily, Kiri and Stacey head off through the door into the main room of the house. They run over to the large patio doors to look out and see what will happen to the blonde team when they get outside.

Sam and Sarah are waiting for London to release Jodie before they head out to the cold garden. London uncuffs Jodie and she slowly gets to her feet. Jodie has different types of pie plastered to every part of her body. Her face, boobs, hair and crotch are the messiest parts.

Jodie does manage to stumble out to the garden. Sam and Sarah keep a respectful distance.

Jodie: You don't really expect me to sleep in this state do you?

With that a massive tanker of water is released above Jodie. It splashes down over her instantly cleaning her face and hair. It quickly splashes over her boobs cleaning them too. Jodie's initial reaction is to hold her hands up in shock, then she realises she needs to clean herself. She quickly cups her hands around her crotch and uses the water to clean her vagina as best as she can.

The coldness of the water strikes her now and her whole body is covered in goosebumps and her nipples more erect than ever. Sarah has been in the shed and found a towel that she passes to Jodie. Jodie covers herself up and heads for the shed. The girls inside laugh at what they have seen. Kiri laughs the most.

In the shed there is a double bed and a single bed. Also 3 onesies that have the form and hood to make the person wearing it look like a pig. London appears from a secret entrance into the shed.

London: You all need to get these onesies on and then go and press your noses against the windows of the doors into the house. Otherwise one of you will be up for eviction tomorrow night!

London Disappears as quickly as she appeared. Jodie quickly gets her onesie on and uses the towel to dry her hair as much as she can. The onesie will keep her warm, that is all she cares about. Sam slips hers on without exposing any of her body. She expertly puts it on over her other clothes and slips off her clothes underneath. She is much happier feeling more comfortable with her breasts hanging free. Sarah is more reluctant to put on the humiliating onesie but feels her team will suffer if she doesn't. She repeats Sam's move of putting the onesie on over her clothes, then removes her clothes underneath. Jodie then heads out to the garden.

Sarah: Where are you going?

Jodie: You heard London. We have to squash our noses on the window.

Sarah: You expect me to do that?

Jodie: Yes. You know what these reality shows are like. There will be consequences if we don't for sure!

Sam: Jodie's right Sarah. It's not that big a deal. We might as well do it.

Sarah: Oh go on then!

The three pigs head to the big window. Sure enough the theee brunettes are stood inside wearing very sexy black lacy nightdresses. They are all enjoying a glass of wine and all start to point and giggle as the blondes head across the grass.

Jodie goes along with it and puts her hood up and zips the onesie right up. Mainly because she was still freezing from the cold shower but also to make herself look more like a pig. Sarah only zipped hers up two thirds of the way so she could still show off her sexy breasts. Sam had hers zipped all the way up as her mamouth unsupported boobs would have caused too much trouble.

Sarah and Sam pause as they get close to the glass. They watch as Jodie walks straight up the window and squashes her big nose against the glass. She then tilts her head back slightly and slides down turning her nose up making the perfect pig nose against the glass. The brunettes inside all tap the glass were Jodie's wide nose has pressed up showing of her large rounded nostrils and they all laugh. Jodie stays like this and waves her arms gesturing Sarah and Sam should do it to.

Sam walks up and presses her small nose onto the glass. Her cute nose makes a perfect circle shape on the glass. Sam repeats Jodie's move and tries to turn her nose up by sliding down the glass but her nose just slides, not pressing up at all.

Stacey walks right up to Sam and has a good chuckle. Stacey looks down at Sam's huge breasts that are still evident even when covered up by the fleece onesie. Sam notices Stacey's gaze so Sam shakes her boobs from side to side and notices how Stacey's eyes light as she watches Sam's gigantic tits jiggle. When Sam's boobs stop moving Stacey looks back up at Sam and giggles again at Sam's squashed nose. Sam then kisses the glass making Stacey go weak at the knees. Stacey bits her lip then takes another drink.

Sarah has noticed Stacey taken an interest in Sam so Sarah gets as much of her boobs on show as she can without showing any nipple. Sarah then presses her cleavage against the window. Stacey moves straight over to Sarah to get a good look at Sarah's soft breasts smushed on the glass. Sarah smiles knowing she now has Stacey's attention. Sarah gently squashed her cute rounded nose on the glass and Emily watches intently too.

Sarah doesn't squash it as flat as she can but she does slide down and her nose turns up a bit but not as much as Jodie's. Stacey and Emily chuckle. Sarah slides down further not realising this pulls her breasts out from inside the onesie. Sarah squashes herself flatter on the glass and her boobs make big rounded circles on the glass, with her nipples squished inwards.

Stacey and Emily stand on the other side of the glass slack jawed. Emily puts a hand to her mouth. Stacey imagines what it would feel like to have Sarah's boobs pressed against her face like that. Kiri rolls her eyes not looking impressed at all.

Sarah wonders what has caused this reaction. She backs away from the glass and then sees what has happened. She quickly gets her boobs back inside her onesie and zips it all the way up this time. Sam has also backed away from the window realising no one is watching her now. Jodie keeps her nose pressed on the glass almost like she is in a trance.

Sam and Sarah shrug at each other. Sam taps Jodie on the shoulder and eventually she backs away from the glass too. The brunettes finish their drinks, wave goodbye and head to their luxury bedroom. The blondes drag themselves to their shed. Once in the shed they have to decide who is sleeping where.

Sam: This has been a crazy evening. I can't believe we got to pie Victoria Beckham. And Emma even though that was an accident!

Jodie: It has been fantastic hasn't it. I just can't wait to see what will happen tomorrow!

Sarah: So who wants the single bed? I would much prefer the double.

Jodie: Well I am still sticky in places maybe I should go in the single?

Sam: I am the fattest, wouldn't it make sense for me to go in the single. Give you two more room in the double?

Sarah: I really don't mind. I don't take up much space anyway. I would love one of you to spoon me though. I always get to sleep better being spooned!

Jodie: I would love to spoon you Sarah but I think Sam would make a better big spoon. Plus I am still sticky in places so I should sleep alone.

Sam cuddles up to Sarah. Sam rubs her crotch against Sarah's bum and Sarah feels Sam's mamouth breasts press against her back. The two of them clamber into the double bed and snuggle up even more.

Sarah: Mmm perfect.

Sam: You are lovely to cuddle into!

Jodie: Night you two!

Sam: Night captain!

Sarah: Night Night.

Back inside the house the brunettes have a massive bedroom and each have their own king sized bed. There are even spare empty beds. They each have a bed next to each other. Kiri's is on one side, with Emily's and Stacey's opposite.

Emily: What a mad night. I can't believe I got to squash Victoria Beckham's nose! I wish I had played with Emma's nose too!

Kiri: Emily I thought you were the coolest girl here. You are getting weird with your nose obsession! I did enjoy giving Emma a good pieing. Destroying piggy Jodie was fun too. What a slapper getting turned on by all that humiliation!

Stacey: Give her her due. Her breasts are amazing!

Emily: And her nose is!

Kiri: Pack it in you two. Jodie is on the other team. We are all that matters. They are scum to us!

Stacey: It's only a game. Lighten up. You are still the most gorgeous girl here.

Kiri: I know it's a game but it is a game I want to win. We are all more gorgeous than them. Let's stick together.

Emily: Agreed. We will! Good night.

Stacey: Night.

Kiri: Night babes.

The lights go out and they all cuddle into their duvets in their oversized beds. The brunettes are soon fast asleep. Outside Jodie is really struggling in the uncomfortable single bed. Her hair is stinking from all the pies she had received. Although having water dumped on her had removed the mess the smell was still there. Sarah had gone out like a light. Having Sam spoon her had really put her to sleep. Sam was struggling to sleep, she was enjoying cuddling Sarah to much to goto sleep. Eventually her and Jodie both nod off too.

The brunettes are woken up as the lights in their bedroom are turned on. The girls all slowly stir and eventually sit up in bed. They all look like they have had a good sleep and are all ready for the day ahead. London walks in, she is dressed in jeans and a white vest top.

London: Hi girls. Hope you have all slept well. Breakfast is served.

The girls all head into the kitchen in just their lacy nighties. There is a full breakfast buffet set out for them to help their selves. The girls are all shocked at how much food there is. They all take a plate and start playing up their breakfasts. London has headed outside, where the sun is out and it is already looking like it was going to be a hot day. London knocks on the shed door and opens it.

London: Rise and shine piggies!

The sun light shines into the room awaking the three girls immediately. Jodie sits up finding her hair has stuck to her face and she can feel crusty bits of cream stuck to various parts of her body. Sam and Sarah are still cuddled up. They sit up and look at each other and give each other a quick kiss. It was as if this was the most normal thing for them to do and they didn't bat an eye lid.

London: There is a bucket of porridge outside for you three to share. Once the girls inside have finished their luxurious breakfast feast there will be a challenge to see if you are allowed to join them in the main house. See you in a couple of hours.

London turns and leaves the girls to it. Jodie manages to push her hair back away from her face and does manage to make it look neat. Almost as if the dried up mess that was still left in it was acting like a hair spray. Sam and Sarah straighten up their hair too, then the three of them head outside. Sure enough there is a bucket full of cold lumpy porridge.

Sarah: That looks gross. How are we meant to eat that?

Sam: Well we are pigs so I guess we eat it like this.

Sam puts her hand in the bucket and scoops a small handful out. She then splats it over Sarah's mouth and nose. Sam makes sure to give Sarah's cheeks a good squeeze in the process. Once Sam has spread enough of the porridge over Sarah's face Sam licks her fingers clean. Sam maintains eye contact with Sarah the whole time.

Sarah: Sam! What was that for?

Sam: Sorry I got a bit carried away didn't I?

Sarah now scoops out a bigger handful and splatters it all over Sam's face. Sarah really smears it over Sam's eyes, nose, mouth and cheeks. Sam starts to laugh and Sarah joins in too. When Sarah stops whipping her messy had over Sam's face the two of them cuddle and laugh even more.

Sam: I suppose I deserved that.

Sarah: You did. You don't deserve this but I am going to do it anyway.

Sarah snogs Sam. Sam is shocked at first but she loves the feeling of Sarah's messy lips pressed against her own. Sam kisses back and they both feel their mouths filling with porridge which they are more than happy to eat off each other's faces. By the time they have finished there isn't much mess on either then. The two of them clean any bits that are left using the sleeve of their onesies.

Sam: That is what I call a perfect start to the day.

Sarah: It definitely tastes better eating it off you Sam. Are you going to try it Jodie?

Jodie did enjoy watching the girls kiss and would love to try it. However after last night she wanted to keep a bit of a low profile. Jodie takes a small handful and eats it more sensibly without making any mess. She hadn't known what came over her the night but she loved it. However she thought she had better keep a low profile today.

Jodie: I think I will feed myself thanks.

Jodie takes another handful and eats it. Sam and Sarah do the same, feeding themselves this time. Inside the brunettes have been watching what the pigs were doing through the window while they tucked into their breakfasts. Even though they could have anything they wanted they had all been quite conservative with what they picked. Kiri just had some cereal. Stacey just had fruit and yogurt. Emily had gone for a full fry up but even then she only had one of everything.

Stacey: Do you think there is something going on between Sarah and Sam?

Emily: I would say so if they are eating food off each other.

Kiri: Not jealous are you Stacey?

Stacey: No. Well actually yes I am. I thought I had a connection with Sarah.

Emily: She does seem keen on you.

Kiri: Forget her she is a blonde slapper.

Stacey: I don't know. She is gorgeous though isn't she?

Emily: Yea I got to admit I wouldn't mind eating some porridge off her!

Kiri: She has a pretty face I guess. But she is still a slapper.

Emily: Kiri maybe we should try licking food off each other?

Kiri: Emily I thought you had some class. First I found out about your nose fetish and now this!

Kiri reaches over a presses Emily's wide nose down flat. Emily couldn't believe Kiri had just done it. Emily loved having her nose squashed just as much as she loved playing with other noses. Only trouble was it was way to quick and Kiri had stopped squashing Emily's nose nearly as quick as she had started it. Emily had to keep her cool she wanted to impress Kiri.

Emily: I was joking about licking food.

Stacey: Emily, I will try it with you if you like?

Stacey slowly licks some yoghurt off her spoon. She keeps eye contact with Emily the whole time. She savours the taste of yoghurt as she swirls it around in her mouth and then swallows. Stacey licks the spoon again then bites her lip. Emily felt so arroused having watched this just after Kiri had pressed her nose too. Emily wasn't sure what had turned her on more.

Emily: Let's just finish our breakfast. Isn't there a challenge to do soon?

Kiri: Yeah and whatever it is we need to win!

The girls inside finish off their breakfasts with out saying much else. Once finished they sit on the sofa that has been positioned close to the glass doors looking out. The three blondes have had a fair old munch at the porridge. Although they didn't particularly enjoy the food they did have a laugh as they discussed what had happened to Emma and Victoria. They now seat on some plastic chairs looking in to the house sat opposite the brunettes.