London: Right you three losers line up over here.

Sarah and Stacey separate. The two of them and Jodie slowly sludge through the mud and make it back onto firmer ground.

Sarah: I was on the winning team though. Kiri should be over here!

London: You were but I said anyone that ended up in the mud would lose. Kiri didn't go in the mud but you did!

Sarah: How does she always manage to avoid the mess?

Kiri: Stacey got me messy last night!

Stacey: That was just a bit on your bum.

Kiri: I still got messy though.

London: Anyway before the pies start to fly. We need to get you three cleaned up.

London has pulled out a massive hose like one from a fire engine. Then switches it on and the three muddy girls get blasted with cold water. The cold shocks them at first but they are soon glad of the clean water and they start to wash their faces. London aims the water directly at Jodie's big naked boobs and the force of the water squashes them back against her chest.

They all lean their heads forward and London squirts the water at their hair as they rub the mud out of it. Once London is satisfied they are clean she packs the hose away and brings out two big trolleys loaded with pies. The three wet girls are ringing their hair out and restyling it out the way of their faces. Their nipples are all fully erect. Sarah and Stacey's nipples can be seen even through the material of their bikinis.

London: Right you get one girl each and you can pie them however you want!

Kiri: Well I am having Stacey. Teach her to get my bum messy!

Emily: Sarah did pie me last night and I did pie Jodie the night before. Natalie, you are the new girl you chose.

Natalie: I made a bit of a connection with Jodie last night. I don't want to upset her.

Jodie: Pieing me won't upset me. In Fact I might grow to like you even more if you do pie me!

Natalie: All the same I would prefer to pie Sarah.

Emily: Fair enough. Don't worry Kiri, I will pie your pig good!

London: That's that sorted. Who is first?

Kiri: Me. Duh!

Kiri walks up to Stacey and pulls her knickers down. Stacey is to shocked to do anything about it. Kiri grabs a pie and slams it into Stacey's buttocks. Kiri really rubs the pie around making sure plenty of the cream and custard squirts up Stacey's anus. Kiri finally lets the pie drop down the back of Stacey's legs. Then Kiri slams another pie into Stacey's crotch. Again Kiri grinds it around causing the filling to shoot up into Stacey's vagina.

Stacey gasps and isn't sure how to react. She grabs Sarah's hand. Sarah wants to help but fears Kiri will do something to her if she interrupts. Kiri grabs a pie in each hand and holds them like she is ready to splat them.

Kiri: Is there a problem bitches?

Sarah: No not all!

Stacey: Give it to me good I can take it!

Kiri places the pies back on the trolley. Now she unties Stacey's bikini top and reveals Stacey's breasts for the first time. Kiri smiles seemingly very impressed with Stacey's tits. Stacey suddenly becomes nervous and has to resist the urge to cover herself up.

Kiri: Wow Stacey you are a dark horse aren't you. Why have you kept these breasts away from us. They are the perfect size. Much bigger than mine and Emily's. Nothing like the fat boobs the rest of the girls have. No offence Natalie!

Natalie: None taken. Stacey has surprised us all. I thought she was flat chested!

Emily: I must admit they are the best tits I have ever seen!

Stacey: Thanks

Stacey is aware that Sarah is trying to get a look at her boobs so Stacey tries to turn to face her. Sarah is also trying to peer around. Kiri stops Stacey from turning then pinches Sarah's cheeks together and turns her head back to face the front.

Kiri: We'll have none of that thank you. I am sure you clitty lickers will see enough of each other's boobs when you are in bed together.

Kiri now slides the material of her own bikini bottoms aside and slides her forefinger deep inside it. She slides it in and out a few times keeping her eyes on Stacey the whole time. Kiri eventually takes her finger out and points it towards Stacey's lips.

Stacey is confused. She wants to suck Kiri's finger more than anything. She knows it might upset Sarah though. The look Kiri is giving Stacey suggests Stacey has no choice in the matter. Stacey shyly opens her mouth and Kiri inserts her moist finger. Stacey sucks it clean as Kiri pulls her finger back out. The two of the maintain eye contact the whole time.

Kiri: Make the most of that. You will never taste it again!

Before Stacey can respond Kiri smashes a pie in Stacey's face. Her head rocks back and she stumbles back a couple of paces. She walks forward to get back in line and is met with an even harder slap in the face from another pie. Then Kiri grabs two pies and sandwiches them around the sides of Kiri's face.

Kiri: That will do for that. Don't want anyone getting in trouble with London for coming too early!

Kiri notices a big dollop of cream on Stacey's perfect nipples. Kiri quickly leans in and gently sucks some off. Stacey is still gobsmacked from the pieings. Stacey feels a strange sensation on her nipple as she wipes her eyes clear. She opens them just in time to see Kiri licking some cream off her breast. Stacey was so tempted to grab the back of Kiri's head and motorboat her with her messy breasts. By the time Stacey had thought of this Kiri was already back up out the way high fiving Natalie and Emily.

Stacey: You sure know how to pie a girl in the face.

London: She sure does. Who is next?

Natalie: It's my turn.

Sarah: Wait Natalie.Why do you want to pie me? I thought you liked having our breast pressed together!

Natalie: I did. You took it too far when you squashed our noses together.

Natalie gives Sarah's average sized rounded tip nose a good pressing as she says this. Emily gets closer so she can see her fetish being demonstrated on Sarah. Emily loves seeing Sarah's nostrils widen as her nose is squashed flat.

Natalie: Besisdes you are way to good looking to stay clean.

Before Sarah could acknowledge the complement Natalie launches a barrage of pies all to Sarah's face. Natalie grabs chocolate pies to contrast with Sarah's blonde hair. Natalie smashes pie after pie into Sarah's beautiful face. Natalie doesn't even allow time for one pie to slide off before adding another. After 10 pies Natalie stops to admire her work.

Sarah is really struggling to breath after receiving so many pies in quick succession. The broken crusts of the chocolate pies had been pushed around the sides of her head, with some sliding on top. Sarah spits and then gasps mouth open wide. She then clears her eyes and looks at Stacey's creamy face and the two of them laugh. Natalie goes back to Kiri and Emily who give each other hugs this time.

Stacey: So Sarah you know we are on rashens for the rest of the day? Why don't you eat some of this pie out of my ass?

Stacey turns and sticks her cream covered toned bum towards Sarah. Sarah drops to her knees and buries her face between Stacey's sexy buttocks. Sarah licks like mad, slurping up as much of the cream as she can. After a minute or so Stacey stands up right and turns around. She spreads her legs and squats down so her crotch is the same height as Sarah's mouth. Sarah looks up at Stacey, her face now has cream and chocolate on it.

Stacey: Go on then. Plenty more cream in there!

Sarah stared at Stacey's creamy vagina. It was that messy it was hard to say exactly were her vagina was. Sarah had never licked a vagina before, the thought of doing it had always disgusted her. Yet right now she really wanted to do it.

Sarah shoved her face into Stacey's crotch and licked like mad. To begin with all Sarah could taste was the cream. Then she realised she had her nose between Stacey's pussy flaps. Stacey groans as Sarah slides her nose up between them. Sarah then feels the entrance to Stacey's vagina with her tongue and once and she licks away. She gets a different taste to the cream. A taste far more exciting.


Sarah keeps licking, slurping up all Stacey's vagina fluids. Stacey keeps moaning and groaning. London leans in and grabs Sarah's wet blonde chocolatey hair and pulls her back. Sarah still has her tongue out licking.

London: No orgasms til the live show remember!

Stacey: Oh fuck. I was so close to cumming!

Sarah: So was I

Sarah says getting to her feet. The cream from Stacey's crotch and mixed with the chocolate on her face making it a light brown colour. Her nose and mouth were now clean from all the licking.

London: Right come on Emily. Do what you want to Jodie!

Emily: Excellent!

Jodie: Oh god!

Emily: Do you know I think Stacey is right about boobs. I guess because I don't have any I have never really played with some.

Emily grabs Jodie's boobs with both hands. She then uses one hand to keep playing with one of Jodie's boobs and uses the index finger from her other hand to squash Jodie's nose.

Jodie: I didn't think it would be long before you went for my nose again.

Emily: I am loving your boobs just as much as your nose!

Emily swaps hands and plays with Jodie's other boob while still squashing Jodie's nose with the index finger on her other hand. She then lets go of Jodie's boobs altogether and uses both of her index fingers to totally flatten Jodie's big nose.

Emily: I could do this all day!

London: You can if you want but I will use up the left over pies on you.

Emily looks over to see there is only four cream pies left. Emily looks back at Jodie's squashed nose that has nearly doubled in width. Emily seriously considers this offer. She then sees London bringing out another trolley full of disgusting pies. She gets a whiff of the smell and lets go of Jodie's nose to pinch her own.

Emily: There is no way I am getting pied with those pies. Sorry Jodie but they are all going over you!

Kiri: Hang on. Sarah got pied 10 times. Stacey got pied 6 times. If Jodie gets all those pies she would have received more pies than the other two. I know Jodie is a pig and therefore she does deserve more pies but I feel I have missed out not pieing Stacey enough.

Stacey: You missed your chance Kiri!

Stacey says sticking out her tongue. Kiri walks up to the trolley of disgusting pies and she can't even get close enough to look at them properly. The smell almost makes her wretch. Kiri goes back over to the left over custard pies.

Kiri: It's ok if I use these pies up isn't it London?

London: Only seems fair. That way they all get 10 pies.

Stacey: oh for fucks sake. Go on then use the custard pies up on me. At least I am not fully cleaned up.

Kiri: Who says I am using them up on you!

Kiri walks up to Stacey carrying two pies then walks right past her. Sarah steps back worried Kiri was coming for her but Kiri splatters the two pies into Jodie's face. Kiri rubs the pies into Jodie's face hard and smears them all around her head.

Kiri: Emily I thought you could give Stacey 4 of the disgusting pies. I can't even bring myself to pick them up.

Stacey: Oh fuck.

Kiri takes the last two pies and splats one on top of Jodie's head and the other straight into her face. The creamy mess slowly slips off her face on to her boobs. Her breasts bounce slightly every time something hits them. Jodie wipes her eyes clear and licks her lips.

Jodie: I think that is fair enough Kiri. It would be unfair of me to have all the fun of the smelly pies on my own!

Stacey: If you like smelly pies. You have them all babe.

Emily: Oh no Stacey. Jodie is right it's only fair to share.

Sarah: Well if you two are going to get splattered with stinky pies you can count me out.

Stacey: Oh thanks for your support!

Sarah skips out of the way and stands near Natalie at a safe distance. Natalie cringes at Sarah's approach fearing Sarah might be after revenge. Sarah flicks her matted chocolate covered hair behind her shoulder and smiles.

Sarah: You did a great job of pieing me Nat and you covered me in fake cum last night. I will get revenge on you!

Natalie: Ha ha we will see. I still want to gunge you yet!

Kiri also returns to stand beside Natalie staying well clear of the pie barrage Emily is about to launch on Stacey and Jodie. Jodie and Stacey have now stood closer together. Stacey now takes Jodie's hand. The two of them stand there with their faces and much of their nude bodies covered in custard and cream. Emily eyes up the pies and plans her attack. London passes Emily the fist pie. Emily inspects the pie.

London: That pie is full of dog food.

Stacey: You can't be serious!

Emily: Oh she is.

Jodie: Don't worry Stacey. I can have that pie. Give it to me Em!

Stacey: Thanks Jodie. You are my hero!

Emily: Are you sure Jode?

Jodie: Yeah. I am sure. Give me that dog pie good!

Jodie closes her eyes expecting to feel the nasty mess smushed into her face. Instead she hears Stacey squeal. Jodie opens her eyes to see Emily rubbing the dog food pie into Stacey's face. Jodie struggles not to laugh. Emily is already grinning like a Cheshire Cat as she continues to rub the pie all over Stacey's face and hair. Eventually Emily lets the remains of the pie fall over Stacey's pert tits. Stacey spits mouthfuls of dog food out of her mouth as she grips Jodies hand even tighter.

Stacey: That was fucking vile! You were meant to pie Jodie with that one Emily!

Emily: That was what you two wanted. It would have been boring to give you what you wanted!

London: Emily this next pie has stale milk that is so stale most of the pie has more or less solidified!

Emily: Any volunteers for this pie?

Stacey: I will take it. Me me me. Give me that pie!

Stacey is hoping Emily will do the opposite of what they decided like she had with the previous pie. Emily takes the stinky congealed pie and slaps it in Stacey's face. Then slides it up over and leaves it on top of her head so the semi curdled stinky milk can fall down all over Stacey's body. Stacey absolutely stinks.

Stacey: I used to like you. Why are you being such a bitch to me!

Emily: Look at it this way. 8 pies to go. You only get two of them!

London: Next pie is full of Chilli.

Emily: Who wants it?

Jodie: I don't mind taking it. But does that mean Stacey will get it? This reverse psychology doesn't make it easy!

Stacey: Why don't you just pie me?

Stacey stands as if she is expecting to receive a pie but is certain it is Jodie's turn. Next things she knows her face is plunged into a gooey spicey mess. Emily again rubs the pie around firmly and slides it down onto Stacey's breasts. Then even further down grinding the spicey pie into her crotch.

Stacey: Arhhhh now that isssss tooo much!

Stacey practically yanks Jodie's hand off her as she gyrates and gasps to the sensations she is feeling.

London: This is a very stale stinky chocolate milkshake that we turned into a pie.

Emily doesn't let anyone discuss who should get the pie. She takes it and splatters it into Stacey's face. Stacey doesn't even bother to complain. She lets it dribble down over her face. Loads of it had gone into her mouth but she let that fall out over her boobs too. She felt well and truly deflated.

London: Well Stacey at least you are finished now. You can enjoy watching Jodie get what's left!

Stacey does grin at this thought. She lets go of Jodie's hand then wipes her eyes clear. She turns and looks at Jodie whose face and boobs are still covered in cream from the pies Kiri had given her. Stacey couldn't believe how sexy Jodie looked even covered in pie.

London: here you go Emily. We have a gravy pie and a mashed potato pie.

Emily plants the mash potato pie into Jodie's face then splats the deep filled gravy pie on top of Jodie's head. This causes some of the gravy to splatter over Stacey's sour chocolate stained skin. The gravy mixes with the mash on Jodie's face and pours down all over her body. Stacey notices how it emphasises Jodie's tanned skin colour, especially over her bum.

London: Beans in one pie and raw eggs the other.

Jodie: Oh shit I hate beans

Jodie had just wiped some mash and gravy from her eyes. She wished she hadn't when she saw the bean pie coming towards her. Jodie screams, which was a big mistake as her mouth fills with beans once the pie hits her face. She feels the slimy pellets getting smeared all over her face mixing with the other mess. When Emily lets go the beans drop down onto her messy boobs.

Stacey loves watching the beans pitter patter against Jodie's breasts. Stacey drops to her knees in front of Jodie and starts massaging Jodie's messy boobs. Just then Jodie spits out her mouth full of beans all over Stacey's head. Stacey doesn't mind she is too engrossed with smearing mess all over Jodie's large tits.

Stacey: It's no good Jodie I am going in.

Stacey cups Jodie's beautiful messy breasts together and buries her mucky face between them. Sarah feels a twinge of jealousy wishing it was her breasts Stacey was paying attention too. Sarah was getting horny watching her do it. She wanted to join in but the smell was so vile she had to keep her distance.

Jodie was so busy trying to get every single bean off her face that she hadn't noticed what Stacey was doing. Or at least she didn't give any indication that she knew what was going on. Emily now drops the pie full of raw eggs on top of Jodie's head. Slimy eggs now slide down over Jodie's face and hair. The yolks break leaving a trail of yellow as the whites leave a snotty translucent sludge.

The majority of the eggs had gone down Jodie's face onto Stacey's head and her own breasts. Stacey didn't care she carried on sliding her gunky face between Jodie's messy boobs. Jodie gives the first indication she knows Stacey is there. Jodie grabs the back of Stacey's head and really squashes her breasts against Stacey's face. Jodie can be seen grinning even with all the mess on her face.

London: Time to go really disgusting again. I have another dog food pie and another sour milk one.

Emily: Open your mouth then Jodie.

Jodie is to busy having fun rubbing Stacey's face into her tits that she doesn't really see what is about to happen. Jodie willingly opens her mouth wide and Emily slams the deep filled dog food pie into Jodie's face. Jodie's mouth fills with the lumpy gristly dog food. Jodie immediately rocks forward and Emily jumps out of the way. Jodie spits the dog food out and it piles up on top of Stacey's head. The rest of the mess stays stuck to Jodie's face.

Jodie lets go of Stacey's head so she can clean her eyes. Stacey leans back and looks up at Jodie looking disgusted. Stacey tries to wipe the dog food off her head but she ends up rubbing it into her hair. From behind Emily dumps the sour milk pie on Jodie's head and the congealed milk slides down over her face, on to her boobs and then over Stacey's face.

Stacey: Ewwww not that again!

Stacey pinches her nose to mask the smell and tries to wipe it away from her face without any luck. Jodie can feel her stomach doing somersaults. The smell is so bad. She doesn't know what to do with herself. Eventually Jodie does wipe her eyes clear and swipes her tangled hair back away from her face. Jodie helps Stacey to her feet and the two of them hug, pressing their naked messy bodies together. Suddenly the smell didn't seem so bad.