Darcie's Wet Wedding Part 2 Never in my wildest dreams as a girl daydreaming about her wedding did I think that at five-thirty in the afternoon of my wedding day I'd be standing in Mom and Dad's backyard in my wedding gown, spread eagle giggling wh...

Darcie's Wet Wedding First a quick show of hands: How many of you guys knew something like this was bound to happen? One, two, three, fourAll of you huh? Well why didn't you tell me? I'm just kidding really. What I am about to tell you is a sto...

Darcie's Big Surprise Part 2 I see she hasn't changed a bit! I heard Robert say through the hotel room door as Beth, Debbie and I waited to go inside and crash Jim's bachelor party. I guarantee you that things will never be dull. The conversatio...

Darcie's Big Surprise Part 1 Hi, again! It's Darcie! Can you believe that I'll finally be married in two days? A lot's happened since I spoke to you last. Of course Robert got married, more on that later, and Debbie, Beth and I crashed Jim's ba...

Darcie's Messy Rebound It's Darcie again, your friendly, neighborhood flirt! As promised I'm back to tell you another tale from my past. In case I've lost you, I'm going to pick up after we got back from the big mud volleyball tournament during s...

Darcie's Messy Holiday Welcome back everyone! Mom and Ashley initially laughed when I suggested mud volleyball for the Fourth of July, but Ashley came around first and then Mom decided she was on board. I went home and called Dad back later that...

Darcie's Messy Idea Hi! It's me again, Darcie Moore. Yes, I'm using my last name since everyone at the hotel by now knows about my boyfriend, Jim and how we met. (Well they don't know everything that you do!) Knowing that I dated a guest didn't...

Darcie Gets it Good A Texas girl learns all about WAM from a Yankee. Prologue My name is Darcie M. and I am one of the evening desk clerks at an all suite hotel in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. That's all I can say so I don't give away who I am or wh...

Pirate Booty Some familiar names and faces all together in one fantasy story. Captain Darcie studied Captain Wambeard's treasure map as Crewman Ashley rowed their launch toward the island. https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9f0e6f6ea994cccdbbf544408b2d0...

A Batman '66 Story: Part 2 Batman and Robin Get Their Turn (Wetgalfan's note: I grew up with the Batman TV show. Also the absolute farce of the 1966 series lends itself to the slapstick comedy of this story. I know Harley Quinn wasn't a Batman '6...

A Batman '66 Story: Part 1 Batgirl and Harley Feel the Burn (Wetgalfan's note: I grew up with the Batman TV show. Also the absolute farce of the 1966 series lends itself to the slapstick comedy of this story. I know Harley Quinn wasn't a Batman '...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 33.5 Meanwhile, back at the health club (Since Jim is otherwise occupied at The Shooting Star Econolodge, we've brought in Omnipotent Narrator Guy from the Darcie series to fill in.) Brenda paused on one of the o...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 33 A Wild Wedding Night Lisa and I took a step back from each other. Everyone was waiting for this. We had a lifetime to be clean. Time to be messy! We cocked the pies back and plastered each other in the face...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 32 A Wild Wedding Part 8 Lisa and Connie dove into the pudding and I picked Kris up with her knees bent over my shoulders so she was upside down. Ready? I asked her when I stepped up to the edge of the table. D...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 31 A Wild Wedding Part 7 We unlocked the door to the chapel room and stepped back out into the insanity of the reception. Families had taken over the pudding pool. Little kids in their underwear were jumping off...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 30 A Wild Wedding Part 6 Lisa and Connie stood on the edge of the tables, wobbling comically and waiting for us to put them out of their misery. I'd come up with the ending. Brett and I stood in front of them and...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 29 A Wild Wedding Part 5 Well the time had come for Brett, Connie, Lisa and me to launch our contribution to the craziness. Lisa and Connie's wrestling match had ended so quickly. Also it didn't seem right that L...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 28 A Wild Wedding Part 4 All right, ladies! It's pin or submission! Freddy announced. Your husband seems to really be concerned about your wellbeing, Kris! Nothing new! Kris shouted back. I immediately thought...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 27 A Wild Wedding Part 3 I started to laugh even before Connie moved because I knew exactly where this was going. Lisa held her pose and her sneer. Connie lunged forward, grabbing Lisa in a bear hug and like two...

Please forgive any poor grammar as I'm not a natural writer. Enjoy. Please, I'll do anything. Are probably words that Lois was regretting. But the promise had been made and it is the reason why Lois was wearing just a black corset and a black thong....

Sorry for any grammar and spelling issues. Hope you enjoy. Please, I'll do anything. Are probably words that Lois was regretting. But the promise had been made and it is the reason why Lois was wearing just a black corset and a black thong. Lois was...

The final round was to be head to head. Having cleaned up from the last round, Sam and Brandon were lead out onto stage shirtless and wearing loose basketball shorts. They were each told to stand in a large-ish tub each, either side of a gunge tank....

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 26 A Wild Wedding Part 2 Luckily neither Lisa nor I overslept the following morning after our extended party in the big mud hole after everyone else had left. I am getting ahead of myself, but apparently Lisa told...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 25 A Wild Wedding Part 1 My phone chirped and it was a group message from Connie. Mom and I are ordering stuff for the reception. This is your last chance to back out of the pie fight! I laughed. Lisa told h...

The Wetgalfan Chronicles: Chapter 24 The Stag & Doe (Word of warning: This one is a little long but it sets up a wet and messy wedding coming up.) Yeah, I know it's supposed to be young couples starting out who are supposed to have stag &...