At 6.46 Naomi's alarm clock went off and woke her from not a great night's sleep. She was rather excited to be doing her first modelling job, and also quite anxious about the unusual location. She got up and went to the kitchen to make a cup of tea,...

It wasn't until the following day when Naomi was checking her Emails on her lunchbreak that she read the photographers reply. Hi Naomi, Glad you're interested in working with us. Evenings are ideal as we have an agreeement with a sports centre just...

Darcie Meets Clutch Hey, guys! Well after my epic-length prelude, how about a story that after just a little lead in gets right to the messy, sexy part and you get to see just how far my fellow stoogettes and I are willing to go to entertain the b...

I've written this story as the process of an amateur non model doing her first wetlook shoot fascinates me. The prep, planning, how she feels before during and after. Reactions of other people when they find out. Naomi sat in the office break room c...

Oh my god. Okay. So I just finished my first wam session and.... wow, it was so much fun. My girlfriend was kind enough to help me get ready for it, record it, and help me whenever I needed to move. I did marshmallow fluff, and I underestimated just...

Kellie's Big Day: The Adventure Continues Or Countdown to Clutch Part 9 Hi guys! It's me again. Wasn't this just supposed to have three parts when I started it? SPLAT! I deserved that one. SPLAT! And that one. SPLAT! And probably that...

Staring Mrs Bee, Kaydens and messy girl Amy. Mrs Bee has two weeks off work. Her job is a work from home web developer. She loved her job, but like everyone, she needs to take a rest away from the screen. She is at home having a lazy day and doing s...

Kellie's Big Day: The Conclusion (Again?) Or Countdown to Clutch Part 8 (We find Darcie sitting in a meeting with the twelve members of the board of directors of The WAM Story Archive.) Chairman: Darcie, we are very proud that this is the fortieth...

Kellie's Big Day: The Conclusion Or Countdown to Clutch Part 7 Hi, everyone! Darcie here! Who else would it be? Well I am going to get all the way through Kellie's wedding story so we can move on to Clutch with this installment even if it kills...

The following is a little story I wrote last year around Hallowe'en time - involving Cat Chaos and Charm Agony in a typical scenario. I've never published this anywhere before now - and to jazz it up a bit, I've illustrated it with some stills from m...

Kellie's Big Day (For REAL This Time!) Or Countdown to Clutch Part 6 Hey, everybody! Now this time I promise that I'm actually going to tell the story that I set out to tell, mainly because a certain blue-eyed Yankee wasn't exactly excited about h...

Kellie's Big Day Or Countdown to Clutch Part 5 Hi, everybody! Darcie here! Yeah, I know the Clutch thing was only supposed to be three parts but I made it longer. So sue me. Better yet, pie me! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! S...

Darcie's Messy Vacation Or Countdown to Clutch Part 4 Hi, y'all! When I last left you, I was in the penalty booth during a game at our Disney World resort hotel. I'd already been drenched and pied with whipped cream pies in my brand new sundress...

Darcie and the Mouse Or Countdown to Clutch Part 3 I suggested to Wetgalfan that he call this Darcie and the Messiest Place on Earth. He said no but thanked me for giving him an idea for a Parallel Universe story. It's just as well. You can find...

Darcie Takes a Trip Or Countdown to Clutch Part 2 Hi, guys and gals! I promise that the reference to Clutch will eventually make sense. Ok, now where are my vacation photos? Just kidding! To tell the truth, I probably could have left this and t...

Darcie's Wardrobe Malfunction Or Countdown to Clutch Hi, guys! I promise that subtitle will make more sense by the time this story arc is done. I'll give you a hint: If you recall, at the end of the last story I mentioned that Jim was going to H...

Darcie Celebrates an Anniversary Hi, ya'll! It's Darcie back again. You know how we ladies love to celebrate all kinds of anniversaries, right? Well I am no exception. It's no secret that on our wedding anniversary, Jim takes me out under that...

Trash the MILF Darcie's mom finally gives in. It's Darcie again. I know some of you want to see some other stories, but I can't help it if I'm Wetgalfan's favorite character. I think he may finally be ready to go back and visit Amber's universe,...

Kellie's Big Date (Or What Happens When You Give a Guy Your Number Covered in Mud) Hi, Guys! Darcie here! Yes, I know the story is supposed to be about Kellie but remember whose series this is! Anyway, Kellie and Johnny did go out that evening af...

Darcie Breaks Down Part 2 Let's recap Part 1. Beth, Debbie, Kellie and I were all dressed up and heading home from a business lunch with a prospective Trash the Dress client. Something in my car broke, leaving us stuck in a big mud puddle next to...

Darcie Breaks Down Hi, everyone! I know it's been a long time since I've done a story. Well, as long as you don't count that crazy Captain Darcie thing. I mean seriously: Like I would ever get stripped naked in front of friends! Oh yeah; I did t...

Bridezilla vs. Momzilla When we last left Darcie, she, Beth and Debbie were helping Olivia teach her sister a wet and messy lesson about being a bridezilla Sylvia threw her head back and groaned, Argh! but trudged right back to the slime machine...

Three Stoogettes and a Bridezilla I told you I'd finally get around to this. Hell! I'd better say this is Darcie since my name isn't in the title! The weekend after Labor Day, Beth, Steven, Debbie, Robert, Jim and I all headed over to Texarkana...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 3 We walked into Room 204 where I expected to take off my clothes and hang them up to dry and then let Jim have me. However as soon as I turned on the light, I knew immediately that it wasn't going to work out that...

Darcie Takes Her Medicine: Part 2 I said at the end of Part 1 that I was beginning to sound like Cindy and her mother Barb from our first trash the dress video (that we got paid for anyway) who were into domestic discipline. Well it may have been...