(This story is a standalone prequel to my first story, "The Wedding Reception": https://umd.net/stories/i/the-wedding-reception/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fxman10%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F) The board meeting of the Adams County Cherry Growers Association was...

The Machine Three things came to my immediate attention as soon as I woke - firstly, I was naked. Secondly, I was strapped into some kind of chair with my wrists and ankles secured. And finally - but still importantly - my dick was hard as a rock. I...

So, the plan had been simple. Build on my love of fitness and yoga and start my own studio. I'd had an inheritance burning a hole in my purse and the desire to be my own boss. So in 2018, I opened my little studio, and we specialised in hot yoga and...

LADY CAROLINE'S REVENGE Part 2 What to do on the morning after the night before! The following morning some of the party arrived downstairs clearly a bit the worse for wear and looking a bit sheepish. Brian in particular looked more than slightly...

LADY CAROLINE'S REVENGE Part 1 A weekend in the country Having made the acquaintance of Susie Splosh and learned something about the sub-culture of wet and messy play, Lady Caroline was more determined than ever to get her own back on her Editor,...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing Part Three My so-called friends had one last trick up their sleeves. Richard wheeled out a pastry cart loaded with pies of all sorts, but mostly chocolate pudding ones. There were 26 pies on that car...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing Part Two Somebody took pity on me and handed me a large towel. It wasn't my former friend and her dipshit boyfriend. It was that Montana guy. After a couple of minutes, I had managed to wipe away just...

Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing "Well, that's just great," I said after taking my first pie of the day. And naturally, that A-hole just had to pick chocolate. "What a dip wad," I sighed as I looked at my reflection in that puddle of...

To be honest I was pissed off. I had agreed to take part in Emma's video project and knew that there would be some sort of catch, especially when she had mentioned a life-changing amount of money at stake. However, being pelted with an obscene numb...

If you are unaware of the Backrooms you can learn more at Wikipedia - however, this is more than a Creepypasta. Whereas there are no hidden entities ready to steal away an unwary explorer, there are considerable other 'challenges. One thing is for su...

Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures: Chapter 11: The First Title Defenses Smackdown opens up with a hair whip leading into Bianca Belair's music. Bianca walks out twirling her hair and spinning around. Bianca was wearing her blue gear from when s...

Alex watched as Megan savored the last spoonful of decadent chocolate mousse. Their eyes connected and her luscious lips twisted into a flirtatious smile. Flickering candlelight danced around Megan's strikingly beautiful features. The pale light acc...

The 4th episode of my 'Lady Caroline' stories. xxxxxxxxx Lady Caroline Stories: Episode 4 LADY CAROLINE LEARNS A THING OR TWO. Lady Caroline Walker may not be the smartest cookie on the street, but she is no fool. After all (much to everyone's...

Author's Note: I apologize for not writing in quite some time. Life has been busy and I haven't felt very inspired as of late. However, I still intend to write the next chapter of the circus saga and it will likely come next. I must first apologi...

The crowd comes to life as the shows theme music hits and the lights flash on to reveal the now familiar WWE messy showdown set. On the stage were the usual big white sheets covering what could safely be assumed to be messy contraptions the two hos...

Another 'Lady Caroline' story based on a real experience. xxxxxxxxxxxxx LADY CAROLINE WALKER JOURNALIST EXTRAORDINAIRRE Lady Caroline visits a Beauty Salon. Lady Caroline Walker was the third daughter of a line of minor British nobility who had...

This is a short concluding piece to my earlier story. xxxxxxxxxx LADY CAROLINE WALKER JOURNALIST EXTRAORDINAIRRE (A brief linking narrative) After dining at the Fat Fuck restaurant in St Leonard's-on-Sea, Lady Caroline found herself without mone...

Whilst this is the first episode of a series of fictional stories involving Lady Caroline, this particular occasion is based on a real-life experience I enjoyed, and a photographic record of which is on my UMD page. It was written in memory of the la...

I am coach of a local amateur football team. The team had done badly recently, so I have arranged a practice evening for them. My girlfriend Mandy and I agree we will go out for a meal after the training session, so she arrives at the pitch during g...

Linda enters a local restaurant. She seems impatient. The waiter shows her to a table. Waiter: Would you like a drink madam. Linda: Yes, white wine please, and get on with it! Waiter; Snooty cow. I'll show her. The waiter goes to a fridge and g...

Peter was running late as he dashed from his car into the therapist's waiting room. He barely had time to lower his bottom on to one of the grey chairs when the door swung open, and Dr Olivia beckoned him into her office. Peter quickly jumped up and...

Before anyone gets excited, the only part of this story that is true was that Alice Roosevelt did once jump into a ship pool fully clothed (sadly there are no pictures available, nor is there any indication that any other women joined her), everythin...

After chatting for years online, we finally meet and after exchanging pleasantries and she says, "You know what? You always like seeing me get messy. I think I want to get YOU messy!" Of course I smile with excitement, but you have a few other plans...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Aventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! Part 4 Later, as we lay there in that shallow muck, with Brooke tracing lines through the mud on my naked stomach, while I gently played with the nipple of her right breast, I said...

A 4th of July Mud Larking Adventure: Brooke Battles Bobby in the Mud! Part 3 With the balls of my thumbs, I reached up and started massaging Brooke's nipples. Soon they became as rock hard as my dick was. As I kept titillating Brooke's magnificent t...