Alexa Bliss's Slapstick Adventures


Chapter 10: The Dinner Meeting


It was a hot Thursday night in August. The general manager of WWE's women's division, Sonya Deville, was driving in a car to meet up with two of her top superstars. Sonya Deville's path to becoming the head of WWE's women's division was an interesting one. Sonya started off as a minor league MMA fighter. She was a huge wrestling fan. She idolized women like Trish Stratus and Victoria. Deep down, she wanted to become a WWE diva, but she had no idea how to apply. However when she heard that WWE was asking for audition tapes for a new season of Tough Enough, Sonya jumped at the opportunity to send an audition tape to WWE. WWE loved the fact that Sonya was an MMA fighter and invited her to be on Tough Enough. She didn't end up winning, but she impressed WWE officials enough to earn an NXT contract.


Sonya spent the next five years being a WWE superstar. However, that all ended when she lost a "Loser Leaves WWE" match to her ex-best friend Mandy Rose at Summerslam last year. She became depressed since she lost her dream job. However, one day she was scrolling through social media when she saw that WWE official, Adam Pierce, was looking to hire an assistant. Sonya thought that this could be a pathway back to WWE. Sonya applied for the position. After a few meetings with Pierce, she was hired to be his assistant. People in WWE were shocked to see Sonya back. Many women were concerned that Sonya would get in Adam Pierce's head and start affecting women's positions on the card based on Sonya's biases. However, to Sonya's credit, she remained impartial for the most part. Eventually, Pierce gave Sonya more power and she eventually became the general manager of the women's division.


Sonya agreed to take a meeting with Raw Women's champion, Alexa Bliss, and Smackdown Women's Champion, Sasha Banks to pitch some ideas to improve the Women's division. Sonya arrives at the address Alexa sent her which is a really nice Italian restaurant. Sonya Deville is dressed up in a navy blue suit jacket and matching pants and tie, and a black dress shirt. Sonya walks into the restaurant to meet the champions.


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Alexa and Sasha are in a private room sharing a bottle of wine and watching the women's six pack challenge for the Number 1 contendership for the Raw Women's Championship that happened on Raw on a projector. They see Asuka lock in the Asuka lock on Dana Brooke. Dana taps and Asuka has earned a title shot. "Well Asuka is going to be a tough match for you." Sasha says as she sips on her wine while wearing a long black dress.


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"Yeah, just like Bianca Belair will be a tough match for you tomorrow night." Alexa says as she sips on her wine wearing a gray bedazzled evening gown.


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"That is why we need to talk to Sonya to discuss how the women's division should be run moving forward."Alexa says as she gets up and paces around the room. "You don't want another short title reign do you?" Alexa says looking at Sasha looking down at her glass of wine. "No. So what are we going to tell her?" Sasha says nervously as she looks up at Alexa. Alexa puts her hands on Sasha's shoulders. "Don't worry. I will handle it. I just need you to follow my lead. Can you do that?" Alexa says as she cups Sasha's cheeks and kisses her lips. "Yeah. I can do that." Sasha says as she returns the kiss to Alexa. The kiss is interrupted by a knock on the door of the private room. Sasha and Alexa get up and go answer the door.


Sasha and Alexa look at each other one last time before opening the door. "Hey Sonya." they both say simultaneously to their well dressed boss. "Hello ladies." Sonya says as she walks into the room and hugs both Sasha and Alexa. They make their way to the table. After exchanging pleasantries, Sonya asks, "So should we order some food?" Sonya says as she looks at a menu. Alexa takes the menu out of Sonya's hands. "Don't worry. You will get plenty of treats during our presentation." Alexa says in a slightly mischievous and slightly seductive voice. "Oh OK then. Well ladies. Why did you want to set up this meeting then?"


Alexa points to the projector where a PowerPoint presentation was set up. The title screen says "The Next Stage of the Women's Evolution." It has pictures of many of the women getting humiliated. One picture is of Nikki Ash getting pied in the face by Charlotte after her failed cash in. One picture has Asuka and Tamina falling off a ladder into a pool of vanilla pudding. One has Charlotte getting a messy wedgie. The last picture on the screen was a picture of Bianca getting slimed with green cake batter. Alexa begins speaking "Sonya, we understand that the women's evolution has been a good PR move for WWE. However, it is time to be honest. The whole women's evolution has hurt WWE from a ratings and money making perspective." Alexa turns to a slide showing how ratings have declined every year since 2015. Sonya Deville was confused because she never thought that she would be hearing a presentation trashing the women's evolution from two of the top women in the women's division, especially two champions.


"Ok. What are your solutions, ladies," Sonya says as she leans forward in her chair. "We want to take women's wrestling back to where it was when wrestling was at its peak." Sasha says as Alexa turns to a slide where the divas of the attitude era are getting humiliated. Trish Stratus is getting thrown into a mud pit. Stacy Keibler is receiving a pie in the face. Chyna is being forced to sit in a pie. Stephanie McMahon is receiving a pie in the face. "We need to take women's wrestling back to the attitude era." Sasha says. Alexa turns to a slide where it lists the Top 10 most viewed YouTube videos on WWE's YouTube channel of the year 2021. The top ranked video is Bianca Belair getting slimed, while Alexa and Sasha made out at Summerslam with over 35 million views. Nikki Ash failed to cash in ranked 3rd with 25 million views. Charlotte getting humiliated at her own championship celebration comes in 5th with 22.5 million views. Highlights from the Women's messy Money in the Bank ladder match are ranked 7th with 20.2 million views. The messy humiliation of Bayley that happened a couple days ago is ranked 10th with 12.5 million views.


"This shows that the WWE universe doesn't want to see some women's evolution." Sasha says, looking at Sonya. Alexa Bliss sneaks behind Sasha. "Instead the WWE Universe wants to see this." Alexa says grabbing the back of Sasha's dress and rips it off leaving Sasha in a dark red bra and matching thong. Sasha Banks covers her mouth in shock of being stripped to her underwear. Sonya is shocked to see a half naked Sasha, although she had to admit that Sasha did have an awesome body. Alexa brings a dessert cart into the room. Alexa grabs a French silk pie from a dessert cart. "People want to see more of this." Alexa says as she smashes the French silk pie into Sasha's face. Sasha moans as the cream and crust engulf her face. Sonya holds back a giggle as Alexa rubs the tin over Sasha's face and hair. Sasha is getting a little hot and bothered about getting humiliated in front of her boss. Alexa eventually lets the tin hit the floor and licks some pie from her finger.


Sasha wipes her eyes and goes to the cart to grab a vanilla sheet cake. Sasha looks to retaliate against Alexa. However as soon as Sasha picks up the cake, Alexa kicks Sasha in the ass. The kick sends Sasha stumbling forward which leads to Sasha smashing the vanilla sheet cake all over Sonya's face and suit. "Oh my God." Sonya mumbles as the cake falls all over her suit. Sonya sits there stunned as cake continues to fall off of her as Alexa and Sasha start laughing. "Oops sorry Sonya." Sasha says as she removes the cardboard that the cake was on off of Sonya."Don't be sorry Sasha." Alexa grabs a bucket of chocolate cake batter. "If the women's division is going in a different division, then Sonya has to get used to this." Alexa says as she tips the bucket of cake batter over and a stream of blue cake batter falls onto Sonya's head. The stream cascades down Sonya's face and onto Sonya's cake covered suit jacket. Some batter seems to sneak inside of the suit jacket and onto the dress shirt of Sonya. Some of the batter then works its way down to Sonya's relatively clean pants. The stream eventually ends and Alexa places the bucket right on Sonya's head. "So what do you think, Sonya?"


"Well ladies" Sonya says as she lifts the bucket off of her head revealing that her face and hair are completely covered in cake batter. "You two bring up some interesting points." Sonya says as she stands up letting the remaining cake on her suit fall onto the floor. Sonya goes to the dessert cart and grabs two coconut cream pies. Sonya approaches Alexa and Sasha. "I may need a little bit more convincing." Sonya smirks as she smashes one pie in Sasha's face and the other pie in Alexa's face. Sonya laughs as she rubs the tins in both of their faces. Sonya lets the tins go and looks at the pie-covered faces of her champions.


Sasha and Alexa both look at each other. "Ok bet." Sasha says as she goes to the dessert cart and grabs a can of whipped cream. "We don't need this anymore." Sasha says as she helps Sonya take off her suit jacket. Sasha sprays whipped cream onto her hand. Sasha then rubs the cream all over the front of Sonya's dress shirt. Sasha makes sure to rub Sonya's chest sensually. Sonya moans at the feeling of Sasha feeling up her breasts. "You think that feels good? Let's try this." Sasha takes the nozzle of the can of whipped cream and puts it down the front of Sonya's pants. Sasha pushes on the nozzle and starts spraying whipped cream down the front of Sonya's pants. Sonya shrieks at the coldness of the cream near her crotch. Sonya then feels a weird sensation behind her. She looks around to see Alexa Bliss spraying another can of whipped cream down the back of her pants. Sonya couldn't believe that this meeting had led to her two champions completely humiliating her, but she didn't really mind it. Alexa and Sasha empty their cans of whipped cream inside of Sonya's pants. Alexa smacks Sonya's ass and Sasha smacks Sonya's crotch. Sonya screams at the coldness of the cream on her skin.


Sasha starts to unbutton Sonya's dress shirt while Alexa pulls down Sonya's pants Eventually Sonya is left in just her black bra and matching panties.


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Alexa kicks Sonya in the butt forcing her to fall down on all fours. Alexa and Sasha each grab a chocolate circular cake from the dessert cart. Sasha smashes her chocolate cake in Sonya's face while Alexa smashes her chocolate cake right on Sonya's ass. They both rub the cakes on Sonya while Sonya moans.


"You like chocolate, Sonya?" Sasha says as she grabs a bottle of chocolate syrup. "Mhmm." Sonya says as she wipes her eyes and looks up at Sasha. Sasha removes her thong and squirts some chocolate syrup on her pussy. "Why don't you have a taste?" Sonya grabs onto Sasha's thighs and starts eating Sasha out. "Oh yeah."Sasha says as she feels Sonya's tongue going to work. Sonya starts spanking Sasha's ass which causes Sasha to start shaking. Alexa sees this and grabs a bucket of green cake batter and climbs on a chair. Alexa starts pouring the cake batter down on Sasha's head and face. Sasha looks up at the stream of cake batter coming down on her head. She even opened her mouth to enjoy the taste of cake batter. The stream of cake batter made its way down to Sonya. Sonya enjoyed the cake batter mixing with the chocolate in Sasha's pussy. Sasha couldn't take it anymore and unloaded a wave of cum in Sonya's face.


Alexa laughed as Sasha bent against the dessert cart in exhaustion. "Oh you think that's funny?" Sasha says as she grabs Alexa Bliss's dress and tears it off leaving Alexa in a pink bra and matching panties. Alexa is shocked that she has been stripped to her underwear like the other two women. Sonya pulls down Alexa's panties and smashes a strawberry cream pie into Alexa's crotch.Alexa groans at the feeling of cream and crust invading her pussy. "Time for dessert." Sonya says as she grabs a hold of Alexa's thighs and starts licking Alexa's pussy. Alexa moans at the feeling of Sonya licking her pussy. Alexa loves the fact that she is being pleasured, but the fact that it was her female boss doing it, was even hotter. Sasha got the final thing on the dessert tray, which was a bucket of chocolate cake batter. Sasha stands up on the chair and starts pouring the chocolate batter all over Alexa. Alexa starts shaking because of the combination of Sasha dumping the cake batter on her and Sonya eating her out. Eventually Alexa couldn't take it any more and came in Sonya's face. All three women collapsed on the cake batter covered floor.


"All right ladies. You convinced me. I think it's time for the next stage of Women's Evolution." Sonya says as she, Alexa, and Sasha lay there on the floor. Sasha and Alexa smile at each other knowing that the boss is on their side.


THE END