Female Gaze Slapstick: The AuditionStory by HoustonK9Posted 5/21/22 1212 views
Authors note: Hello it's been a nearly a year since my last upload and I apologize it is not the sequel to my Kate and Taylor story. A lot has happened in the past few months with depression and anxiety which gave me tremendous writers block. I will write the sequel but I felt like to get back into writing I had to start from scratch. I hope you enjoy this one and I hope to be writing more regularly.
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Jake nervously paced down the hallway. I'm sure this is the right floor he thought to himself. Directions were not his strong suit and he'd already, with tremendous embarrassment, asked for directions as to which room was the studio for Female Gaze Slapstick. He'd received more than one judgemental glance and one older woman laughed in his face. He was told on the phone that the wam studio was only one small studio in a building of hundreds but it hadn't quite dawned on him how easy it was to get lost.
Jake had first come across Female Gaze Slapstick: Wam by Women for Women while he was browsing the UMD forums when he found a post by them that said they were holding auditions for male models not far from where he lived. The post made it very clear that even unsuccessful applicants would not make it out clean.
Jake looked up their site and checked out a few videos. They were very high quality and clearly had a comparatively high budget for a wam production. The format of the videos was very similar to that of SlapstickStuff but instead of scanty clad women pied in the face by the hand of an offscreen man it instead featured scanty clad men pied in the face by the hand of an offscreen woman. The men would also play it similarly dumb, always thinking they had the upperhand before being "tricked" into taking a whole bakeries worth of pies and then slime.
Jake 's favorite video featured a man in a speedo paired with a young raven haired Korean AmJake an girl, who didn't look much older than Jake, in a bikini. The girl pied the man relentlessly in the face, chest, butt and finally crotch before giving him a humiliating kiss and walking off, leaving him to clean up the mess she'd made of him. Jake was submissive by nature and was turned on by the thought of being humiliated by an attractive woman. The thought alone of being absolutely plastered with pies by a girl who stayed clean all while laughing at his expense gave him a hard on.
"Ah ha here it is," he said to himself with relief as he turned towards the door with a number 252 on it. The room number he was told on the phone.
It took him a few moments though before he mustered the courage to knock. What if was the wrong door? What if it was all a scam?
He didn't have long to think though because within his first knock the door was opened by the same raven haired Korean girl in the video now dressed modestly in baggy jeans, a purple T shirt, and nike sneakers. She also turned out to be much more petite than she had seemed in the video, she was nearly two heads shorter than him. Jake was both thrilled and terrified because only this morning he had fantasized so vividly about having a pie fight with her where he took the brunt of the mess but she also got pretty messy too and now he was meeting her in person. He very much hoped she didn't see him blush.
"Hello Female Gaze Slapstick, how can I help you?" she said with a polite smile and a slight Philadelphia accent.
"Hello I was responding to an ad about an audition, is this the right place?," Jake asked with a slight stutter.
"Yes, you're in the right place. Is it Jake?," she asked.
"Yes it is."
"Goody, you're just in time. I'm Lisa by the way," she said offering her hand to shake. Jake gladly shook it but for no longer than he needed, for fear of making her uncomfortable.
"Won't you come right in. My boss Audrey is just setting up the set. We had to a lot of cleaning up after the last audition."
Jake pretended to look bored as he walked into the studio with Lisa. It was a small room with a green screen on one side of the wall and a plastic sheet on the floor. About two meters from the screen was the camera and flicking a few switches was a curly haired brunette in her late twenties wearing a red turtleneck.
She didn't seem to notice them so Lisa took the opportunity to quietly introduce her.
"Audrey's mother is a very successful doctor and her father is a wall street broker and they give her yearly securities which they allow her to spend freely so long as it's not on anything illegal. Don't worry she's very nice though and not spoiled at all but the money does mean she gets the best tech and anyone who works for her is very well paid."
Jake was gradually becoming more and more comfortable when Audrey turned around and looked him in the eye.
"Hello Jake, I'm Audrey, it's so good to meet you. Hopefully you found us all alright?" she said also offering her hand to shake. As he shook her hand Jake noticed that she was the woman who he had spoken to on the phone.
"It's okay but I did get lost. I admit I'm really bad at directions."
"Oh that's okay, it's my fault I should have asked Lisa to meet you at the receptionist desk. Well at least you found us so that means you're better at directions than you give yourself credit for."
"Yeah I guess I am," Jake replied not being able to repress a smile.
"Well without further ado," Audrey began. "Welcome to Female Gaze Slapstick: Wam by Women for Women, founded and funded by yours truly. As you know you will be getting very messy. Is that okay with you?"
"I had guessed as much but yes I am okay with getting messy."
Both Audrey and Lisa beamed.
"That's great, also our videos are of course quite sexual. The male models we shoot with are always dressed very sheerly and they always in the end wind up naked and sometimes even get a blowjob or a handjob. Do you consent to that as well as the video being distributed?"
Jake tried to hide his enthusiasm.
"Yes i completely consent," he said with confidence.
"Super, well without further ado lets get your audition started. There is an outfit on the chair in the changing room just in the corner over there. As soon as you're ready why don't you get changed into it."
"Gladly," Jake replied.
The dressing room was a small room within a room. He turned on the lights inside and saw on the chair that the "costume" was only a red jock strap.
He stripped down nude and put it on. He was uncomfortable, not because he wasn't comfortable with stripping down, but only because he was afraid that Audrey and Lisa might not be impressed with his physique. He had always been very skinny without a single shred of muscle on him. The jocks at high school and college would always call him a small fry and truth be told he was going to be 23 in August and he was still a virgin. His mother was the only woman who had even seen him shirtless.
With trepidation he stepped out of the dressing room, folding his arms to cover his nipples, where he saw Audrey ready behind the camera and Lisa just to the side of the green screen with a bakers tray that must have been filled with thirty pies.
"Hello again, handsome. You're so cute with your strap," Lisa chirped with full sincerity.
"I second that. Just between us three Jake, we definitely prefer skinny men. The average male underwear model is not our type."
Jake felt incredibly good and lowered his arms.
"Is that gun in your drawers or are you just happy to be her," said Lisa with a friendly laugh.
Jake looked down and noticed that he had quite a large bulge.
"Well would our star like to take a spot on stage," said Audrey gesturing towards the screen.
Jake with newfound confidence strode towards the screen. Lisa handed him two pies which he held in his hands. He posed with them like he was a MessyGirl model.
"Very good Jake, you've clearly done your homework," said Audrey. "So often for our auditons I will interview the male models while Lisa or one of the other girls who's not here, will constantly interrupt to pie them. If the video is good would you be okay with it being released on our main site."
"Gladly."
"Super, so without further ado lights camera action."
Audrey pressed a button and a red flashing light appeared on the camera.
"A very warm welcome to our latest model Jake. Say hello Jake."
"Hello Jake," he replied playfully moving the pies up and down in his hands.
"First of all Jake, how old are you."
"I am 22."
"Oh my that's the same age as Lisa. What is your day job Jake."
"I'm a boring admin worker for a fire department."
"Well I'm sure that's important."
While Audrey continued the interview. Lisa, who was still by the pie table, made a quiet shhh sign before sneaking up behind him. He knew she was behind him but for now she wasn't doing anything. Jake knew what was going to happen the only question was when.
"What sort of hobbies do you like Jake?"
"Well I love reading. I think my favorite author is . . ."
For a split second he felt Lisa's hands beneath his before she lifted them up and made him give himself a pie sandwich. Even after he let go she continued to hold the pies and rubbed them all over his face and hair to ensure maximum coverage.
She let the pie tins drop to the floor and Audrey yelled "Cut!!"
"That was great Jake," Audrey said.
"I second that. You're a great sport," said Lisa.
Jake smiled under the cream, none of which he had removed just yet.
"So in terms of the aftermath if it's alright we would like you to act as shocked and as embarrassed as possible. Can you do that for us?"
"I most certainly can."
"Splendid, also just clear the smallest bit out of your eyes and mouth but leave most of the cream on your face and body. We wouldn't want you to not be able to see your breath now would we?"
"Not at all," Jake replied removing just enough cream from his eyes and mouth.
"Alright places everyone action,"
Jake kept up the act and opened his mouth wide in pretend shock at Lisa's action.
"Oh sorry I should have mentioned you're going to be pied relentlessly during this interview. Hope that you're your okay with that, not that you have a choice," Audrey laughed.
"Well I," Jake began before Lisa smashed another pie in his face hard but it didn't hurt.
"So on to the next question Jake, what are your ambitions?"
"Well I want to be president."
"Well you're an inspiration to us all Jake."
"But only if my parents paid for my campaign," Jake replied with a laugh at which point Lisa saw another opportunity to decorate his face with a pie. This time the pie tin stuck to Jakes face. He let the pie stick there for a few moments until it dropped to the floor.
And so the cycle continued with Audrey asking him various questions to which Jake would attempt to answer but would never get far due to Lisa constantly pieing him. Soon there were only five pies left. Although Lisa had aimed every pie squarely at his face the cream dripped down from his face all over his chest to his feet. The pie filling had completely soaked his strap. Audrey moved away the camera though she didn't turn it off and placed a chair directly to Jake s right. Then from a hidden screen she produced a bucket of slime which she lugged over towards him with a look on her face that knew where it would all wind up.
She stood on top of the chair. Jake closed his eyes in anticipation but so far nothing happened.
Then all of a sudden he felt hands around his crotch and opened his eyes to see that Lisa had pulled his jock strap all the way down to the heels of his feet leaving his erect penis exposed. He was about to yell something but then he felt a cold chill over his head as Audrey began to pour the runny pink slime over his head. He faced his head upwards so that the slime completely covered his face. Audrey continued to pour for a full minute and when the bucket was empty she deposited it on top of Jakes head. Jake lifted it just as Lisa smashed a cream pie on his crotch.
"Turn around handsome," ordered Audrey.
Jake gladly turned his bare bottom facing the camera to which Lisa smashed a pie on.
"Turn around."
Jake obeyed instantly.
"Now time for the grand finale," said Audrey as her and Lisa switched places. Both Audrey and Lisa held pies dangerously close to Jake's face.
"Any last requests?", asked Lisa.
"Let me have it," Jake said with a grin.
"With pleasure," Audrey replied before she and Lisa crashed their pies together over Jake's face like cymbals and then proceeded to twist them around his already cream engulfed head.
But there were still three pies left. Jake wondered what was going to be done with them but his question was quickly answered when Lisa began to stroke his penis before moving quickly moving her hand up and down it while at the same time Audrey smashed each pie into his face. At the very last pie he climaxed.
"And cut," said Audrey moving over to turn off the camera.
Lisa gave Jake a hug and Audrey joined in. They both didn't mind at all that Jake was a creamy blob and that a lot of the filling got on their clothes.
"You did so good. You really are a natural," said Lisa.
"Oh it was really nothing," replied Jake. He thought it felt very strange but also pleasant to be having a normal conservation while he was still naked and covered in pie.
"Nah someone's got to take the pies and better you than us," Audrey laughed kind-heartedly.
Jake smiled.
"So do I get the job," he asked.
"Oh boy you definitely you get it in fact we would love to shoot with you again," said Audrey.
"I second that motion. I bet the other girls would love to smash a pie in your face too," added Lisa.
"Me and Lisa are going to go get some lunch and then go see a movie. After you've showered feel free to join us, we'll wait for you. Don't worry there won't be any pies," said Audrey trying hard to make eye contact with Jake but both her and Lisa were clearly distracted by his cream covered dick.