'The look on your face. I can't believe it. I can't believe you didn't smell a rat either.' James can't believe it either. And he hadn't. The young man with his delicate ears poking out of his bright red hair mixed more more restrained brown streaks...

Following the carnage of the last episode of "Pies and Prizes The Revenge" Mark was somewhat apprehensive about meeting up with Penny the show's Producer especially after she had been destroyed on the set during the show's finale. The meeting was to...

Some two weeks later Mark was pleased to receive the brochure from S4U which included a number of photos taken from his recent interview. Ruefully, and not unsurprisingly Mark noted that in addition to the couple of pics of himself trapped in the pil...

The Wammers Retreat. A work of fiction by Sally Forth. Started October / November 2011. Published Christmas 2011. A Happy Christmas Too All Wammers. The Pettigrews: Brian and Eve Pettigrew had been married for ten years. The...

Becky was worried as she waited in the wings to make her appearance. Not about the show, which was more popular than ever and was now being shown on Saturday evenings on national television. But rather that her new leotard she was wearing seemed awfu...

The jingle showing the "Don't Mess Around With Me" logo played one last time as Marcus ran back into the camera shot. "Welcome back to the final part of Don't Mess Around With Me". The audience whooped. "And both games we've seen have led up to this...

After a long wait...here's the final part of Gunk the Hunk at Christmas. If you want to recap what's happened already, these are the previous 5 parts: Part 1: Intro and Vote Game (https://umd.net/stories/i/gunk-the-hunk-at-christmas-intro-and-the/re...

"Four stories told of the messy winners/victims! What to happened to Creek? Perhaps it's time to tell." Creek, a cute young Caucasian male with blonde hair and brown eyes, felt pretty lucky when he won the ticket. Heck, it was the final day before t...

Nemesis Chapter 1 "Can anybody guess why I have invited you guys round to my house tonight?" Lavender growled, with foreboding irritation. In unison, the three sheepish teenagers looked guiltily at the charming brunette, knowing that they had let t...

Peter was allowed through the crowd by a serious looking women dressed in the blue top and black skirt of court security, feeling more than a little out of place here. Not surprising given he is practically the only male in this crowd fifty women str...

PART 1--On Treasure Chest Pete Mazakeotis had only two problems in his life. Number One was something he had no control over, his surname (ma-zack-ee-OUT-is). No one could pronounce it, and the most recent time had come when he had appeared on Tre...

Brontie was a classically trained musician who desperately wanted to achieve fame as a singer. She had signed with a major record label earlier in the year and had been brought together with two other young women to form a new girl group. As the othe...

Summary: Bitter about the changes to his messy game show, the host spitefully singles out a former contestant for some vicious revenge. Setting: The early 1980s Author's Note: Very strong warning for humiliation; this one turned out really dark and...

"What do we do?" "Crank him up!" Tim woke up with a start, the sweat pouring down his forehead, his tee and shorts clinging to his skin. The words from his nightmare ringing in his ears. He looked over towards his alarm clock, it was 4:30 in the mor...

Mark was woken from his doze by a ping from his mobile phone. A message from an unknown number saying "GQ Magazine P52". Mystified Mark who had a copy of the magazine in his flat turned to Page 52 which was devoted to classified adverts. He scanned t...

After trudging up the stairs, I found myself back in the bathroom revisiting the familiar notion of wiping slop of my body into the bottom of a shower. The red gunk swirled its way through the plug. I didn't bother with any shampoo and body wash, as...

Mark was in a philosophical mood wondering what lay ahead. Whatever Amanda and Penny had planned he could guarantee it would involve him getting messy and he hoped perhaps some of the female employees too! In one of his occasional private chats with...

I enjoyed writing the short Gunk the Hunk series earlier this year so I thought I would continue it with an additional character and a new setting: Christmas! - I had just put the last plate on the drying rack when my phone went ping. I saw that th...

Sorry for the wait on this part - it's long gone past the festive period but that doesn't stop you enjoying the fifth part of Gunk the Hunk at Christmas. I originally thought this would be the final part - but there ended being a lot I wanted to put...

Penny and Amanda two very attractive ladies and best friends were in a wine bar reminiscing. Amanda with the longer blonde hair was wearing tight fitting blue denim jeans, brown knee length boots and a plain white tee shirt. Penny with her short bob...

Becky waited nervously at the edge of the studio for her cue to go on. After years of struggle this was hopefully going to be her big break into show business, as an assistant on a gameshow. The role involved introducing the contestants, delivering f...

I was stuck trying to write this for some time. Then it hit me, I needed to change the point of view. The rest of the story is told by Mike. I watched Zach free Jake’s legs and remove his boxers. I was gobsmacked that he would agree to this. I had...

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Ten days had passed since the first S4U booking so Mark was delighted to receive a call from Tiffany the Company Receptionist. "Hi Mark, you'll be pleased to know we've got an interesting booking for you next week. It's a double booking for a Stag an...

When the bell goes, you respond with caution. It's not often you answer the front door in an outfit quite like this. However, orders are orders, and you're dressed just as the birthday girl requested. You're wearing a black bowtie knotted elegantly...