The Wammers Retreat. A work of fiction by Sally Forth.
Started October / November 2011.

Published Christmas 2011. A Happy Christmas Too All Wammers.




The Pettigrews:

Brian and Eve Pettigrew had been married for ten years. They were now in their mid-thirties and had met at Bristol University. They got hitched when they both had finished their degrees.

Brian had done well in his career and he now owed his own investment company in the city that turned over close to a million pounds a year.

Eve had drifted in and out of jobs, never really finding anything that she wanted to stay at for more than a few months.

Money was not short in the Pettigrew household, they lived in a ten bedroom barn conversion in leafy Surrey, and owned several hundred acres of the surrounding land, which somehow Brian had persuaded, or more likely bribed the local council into allowing him to build a health spa on.

It had been open thirteen months now, and Eve had taken on the responsibility of the day to day running, even though Brian assumed that eventually she would lose interest, he still allowed his pretty wife to be the general manager.

She took the job seriously and even worked late when needed which Brian found rather refreshing. The summer of 2010 was not good for business, even Brians investment company suffered in the recession, and so too did the health spa. Its bookings started to slump as even the rich folks of Surrey decided to cut back on their spending.

Eve found herself having to lay off some of the staff, as things got tighter. She needed to get the business back in the black, but just how she had no Idea.





The Watsons:

Phillip and Ann Watson lived in London. They too had been married ten years and had met at the same University as Brian and Eve. They both had very successful individual careers.

Phillip worked in media, while Ann worked for Pettigrew Investments in the city.

Ann was one of Brians most senior investment managers, and was quite used to putting big corporate deals together for investors.

Brian thought very highly of Ann, and they had often discussed the Spa on many occasions. Ann had threatened to visit it one weekend when she had some free time.

She was sorry to hear that they were struggling to get bookings and told Brian she would have a think about ways to bring in some business for him.

A glimmer of a smile crossed her face as in her mind she put together yet another of her Watson Wonder business deals.

That night when Phillip came home she told him about her idea to boost the ailing business for Brian and Eve





The Meeting:

It took her a week of dedicated planning and deals with other business partners, but now she had all the bases covered, and decided it was time to present it to Brian. She checked Brians diary, and made an entry for an appointment to see him at 11.30 that morning.

Breezing past his PA, Ann walked into his office with a big smile on her face.

Hello Ann Brian said, I assume from your smile you have landed another Watson Wonder for us?

Yes I have Brian, and its a slam dunk of a plan that will bring in a steady income for very little outlay
Brian looked up from his computer and into Anns blue eyes.

OK, I assume youre talking about the Spa, so lets talk.

Well why dont we go down to your club in Mayfair, and we can discuss it over drinks and a meal, oh and I have taken the liberty to book a table in your name for four, OK?

He gathered his thoughts and asked Ann who the other two reservations were for.

I phoned Eve, and Phillip, and they are going to join us! So what do you say? Ann said

I say, lets go.. Brian called his PA to get his chauffeured car outside in five minutes, and told her to hold all his calls for the afternoon.

They all met up at his club and were shown to his favourite table. Brian then ordered a bottle of Bollinger La Grande Année 2002.

Eve looked at Brian, saying You must have landed a big deal honey, to splash out on the expensive bubbly

Well its not signed as yet, but as always I have my best man on the job they all laughed as he always referred to Ann as his Best Man

Oh I see said Eve, well are you going to tell us what the deal involves Ann?

Ann smiled, Well, the deal is to bolster the takings from the spa, currently at £1000 pounds a week to a healthier £20,000 per week giving a gross annual increase of.

Yesyes said Brian, We can work out that, remember we are not investor greenhorns!

Ann laughed, Sorry Brian I went into presentation mode for a moment, but I would still like to cover the numbers in details if I may?

As they waited for lunch to arrive, Ann ran over a set of numbers from the spread sheet on her Ipad.
Brian did not really need to hear them, he knew if Ann had worked them out then everything would balance.

Eve was gobsmacked. Finally she asked So how you going to get our sales up to £20,000 a week?
Ann Smiled her Watson Smile!





Anns Plan:

Right, so we need to get more bums on seats, and what I have in mind will do just that said Ann.
Ok so lets look at your assets in detail. You have a spa that can hold over 150 people.

The spa also has a 2/3rd size swimming pool, and two full size wet-rooms, one male and one female.
Correct Brian said,

Ann smiled and continued You have a 25 room motel adjacent to the spa, with restaurant facilities. The Pettigrews both nodded in agreement.

Now first off I have spoken to the big hotel chain a mile down the road, and I have negotiated a 10% bookers fee, for every guest we send them

Brian looked confused, and asked why he would want to send his guests to a rival hotel.
Ann saw his concern and answered it in a direct statement, Because Brian, your Spa is going to be getting bookings of well over a hundred people for most weekends, and they will need somewhere nearby to sleep!

Eves mouth opened but nothing came out, and Brian looked gobsmacked, but then asked the all-important question that Ann was secretly dreading.

HOW are you going to get us that sort of occupancy Ann?

Ann and Phillip exchanged nervous glances, finally Ann replied, WAM

WAM? Repeated Brian, whats that?

Phillip answered for Ann who was looking just a little embarrassed at this point.

WAM Brian, stands for Wet and Messy and both Ann and I believe it will save your Spa from closure.

So what is this WAM, wet and messy? And what does it involve? And how will it help? Brian asked.

Brian, do you and Eve remember when we were all at university together? Phillip asked.

Yes Eve said, But whats that got to do with it?

Well, remember when Ann and I used to disappear on Saturdays, sometimes for several hours

Yes I do said Brian But so what, we just assumed you had gone off to screw each other

Phillip smiled, and continued No, not exactly, we used to go to a photo studio, and we were paid, quite reasonable money, to coat each other in sticky foods like beans or custard or syrup, while photographers took pictures

Brian thought for a moment and then said Oh yes I remember finding a carrier bag in your car once it was full of clothes that were covered in beans! Well Well, who would have thought

Brian chuckled So thats what you two got up too, ha ha ha

And we still do! Phillip added, But please do listen to Anns plan before you reject it.

Ann blushed slightly, but continued.

Ok so lets assume we get a two night booking for 100 guests, 25 can stay in the spa motel, that produces a gross income of £2000, and then the hotel referral fee will bring in a further £750. Thats a total of £2750 in room fees alone.

Now we will also charge each couple a £10 per hour wet-room fee. We estimate the average couple will spend between four or five hours in the rooms over the course of the weekend, so 100 couples would average out at an additional £4500 spend

Brian started to grin, he love to hear Ann presenting especially when it involved profits for him.
Add to that the accessories fees. Lets say on average another £25 per couple, per day and you have another £5000 on top.

Accessories, what exactly are they? Brian asked.

Phillip spoke, Accessories Brian, is simply the messy foodstuffs the couples will use on each other
And where would we get the Accessories as you call them? Brian enquired.

Glad you asked that! Ann said, you remember I negotiated a deal with Tesco to supply the spoilt fruit and veg to the local pig farmers, well I have negotiated another deal for out of date foodstuffs at well below cost prices, and I have also agreed bulk buy deals from Ambrosia Custard and Heinz.

Eve looked troubled and said, Yes but the costs to clear up after will eat into the profits so will it be worth it overall?

Ah! said Ann, Thats the cleaver bit. You simply use the two large fully tiled wet rooms as the main messy areas.

You have a male and female wet room, and each one can hold on average 30 people which means at any one time you can have up to sixty participating couples, and the ones not wamming, will either be eating and drinking in the bar, or paying to watch the fun from the spectators gallery

Then when the one hour session finishes we just turn on the showers, and a quick hose down, and youre ready for business again

WOW you have planned it thoroughly, what can I say Ann, another Watson Wonder to add to your growing portfolio. Brian said.

Yes said Eve, the gross income sounds wonderful, but how do we advertise it?

Leave that to me said Phillip, I have some contacts and can get the word out amongst the wamming community.

There is a way to make an even bigger profit, if youre interested Brian Ann trailed the thought.
HOW? Brian snapped.

Offer one wet room as a wet and messy orgy club, you know, no holds barred, nudity, swapping and err, full on messy sex. Of course we would have to make it members only club, but that alone is just more revenue in membership fees, we would charge double the admission for those participating in the orgy club wet room, and not forgetting we can also provide official photography and video for those that want it as well.

And!....... Phillip chimed in, My Idea is we could offer say a midweek Wednesday Wam for singles, as that is the largest untapped market, you could make at least £5,000 and possibly more for around 4 or 5 hours work

Ok you have whetted my appetite, Im interested said Brian, How does singles work?

Easy! said Ann, Five miles away you have Surrey University, right? Right, said Eve
Well most students are looking for work to pay for their fees, just like Phillip and I did. I am sure you would get dozens of girls who would be willing to act as wam models for the night for say £75 each for a few hours work, and we could offer them more for using their own clothes or for doing topless or nude skits

Well I think we need more champagne, WAITER! Brian called over the waiter, and ordered another bottle.
Ann, his Man of the Moment had once again come up with a sure fire plan to get the venture back on its feet, and Ann blushed as he kissed her on the cheek.





The Interviews:

Ann and Eve were holding the student interviews in the spa, over sixty girls had replied by email to Phillips add in the student rag mag.

WANTED! WAM MODELS EARN £75 OR MORE FOR 4 HOURS WORK

By the end of eight hours of solid interviews they had a total of fifty models all of whom were willing to undertake the work, and most of them had agreed to do either topless or nude skits for extra money once they realised that contact with the men was not to be in any way sexual, just gunging like they had seen on countless TV shows.

Besides Ann emphasised, security will be on hand, for any guys that try to step out of line.

Ann took their phone numbers and said they should be available for short notice on Wednesday evenings, depending on the bookings numbers.





The Opening Night:

Four weeks later the Spa was fully booked for the first of its Wednesday Wam Singles nights.
Being mid-week the motel only manage to take twenty overnight stay bookings, but Brian and Eve were delighted that over 850 singles had applied for membership in the first week.

On the night 320 turned up, and of them 260 had paid for full entry to a wet-room, while the remainder wanted to watch from the spectators gallery.

Becca & Lisa The first models:

Becca was 19 years old, and a natural blue eyed blonde. She had a well-rounded bottom that as soon as Ann caught sight of she knew men would be fighting over to cover it in custard.

Lisa was a tall skinny brunette and was 18 years old, she had enormous breasts for her thin body, and they were natural, as she insisted Ann and Eve had a feel of them at her interview. She told them she had no qualms about doing fully nude skits.

Both girls got a huge cheer when they came into the wet-room, Becca had a short crop top on, with no bra, and a very short denim mini skirt which strained to cover her voluptuous bottom , while Lisa wore a T-shirt, and jeans.

Lisa placed Becca in the Stocks, and then she sat in the chair. The audience was mostly all male, so Lisa then pointed to one of the eager guys to come up and deliver their presents to the two girls. The first guy decided to pie Becca in the face and a cheer went up as he did so, Becca smiled as cream covered her pretty face and splashed up over her blonde hair.

Becca now waggled a finger towards another guy, and he promptly tipped a jug full of custard over Lisa, it covered her face, running down her T-shirt that hid her charms below.

Lisa then pointed to another guy who smashed a full size chocolate cream cake into Beccas bottom, which she wiggled provocatively enticing the guy, to rub the chocolaty mess into her white panties.
Lisa got up from the chair, and released Becca from the stocks.

Both girls now started a tit-for tat messy war on each other. Broken eggs were poured inside Lisas shirt as Becca massaged Lisas boobs in the eggy mess.

Five minutes later the girls were topless, and the atmosphere room was electric, guys were now throwing cream pies at them, smashing them into their cute bodies, while the girls laughed as each pie landed on the other girl.

Lisa took off her Jeans, and was promptly attacked by Becca, who poured baked beans down the back of her blue pants. Lisa, turned, and pulled down Beccas skirt, Beccas arse was already chocolate cream covered, and so she poured custard down inside the front of Beccas pants and covered Beccas hairless pussy in the rich creamy custard.

Finally both girls got buckets of thick gunge thrown over them covering them in multi coloured gunge.
Becca now took a clean bucket, and walked slowly through the maze of guys looking especially for those sporting huge erections.

Waving the bucket she managed to get a few younger guys to drop pound coins in it as tips.

Most of the older men put in ten or twenty pound notes, and returning to the front she showed Lisa the content of her collection, and Lisa nodded!

Both girls now took down their pants, and started to rub each others pussy, one guy was shouting and tried to touch Beccas pussy, but she slapped his face so hard, it shocked him into silence, just as security came over, he apologised, and Becca agreed he could stay to watch the end of their show.

The temperature rose, as the girls worked each others body, kissing licking and sucking.

The guys found it a huge turn on to watch two young women get it on, while covered in slime and custard.

Suddenly the showers came on full blast covering everyone inside in warm water.

The guys did not care they were being soaked as they watched as the girls shower off the messy remains from their bodies.

The applause for the girls when they finished was deafening.

Becca and Lisa told the other girls in the changing rooms, how their session went, and counted up their tips, it was over £100, so they split it and were very happy with their hours work.

The next two girls, Sandra and Dee were due on in a few minutes and they agreed they would try the same tactic in their show, and a president was set that became embedded in the weekly Wednesday events.

Eve who was watching from the gallery had to admit she admired Beccas ingenuity to make some extra cash for herself and Lisa into the bargain.

With one show over, and another nine still to go between the rooms, Eve knew Ann and Phillip had hit on a winning streak. She had to admit, that Ann knew how to put a deal together, and as the guys filed out every last one said they had enjoyed it so much they would be back next week.

Brian now had to think about lying on a Monday night singles club, if demand was going to be this high. Eve told him they had taken over £6,000 in less than four hours.

Amazed they were now looking forward to the big weekend wamming event stating on Friday night through to the close at 2.00pm Sunday.




The Weekend Fun:

On Friday night Ann and Phillip drove down to the Surrey retreat and struggled to find a car park spot, it was packed.

The first session was due to start at 20.00 hours in the first Wet-Room, while the wamming orgy was due to start at 21.00 hours in the second Wet-Room.

Both sessions were fully booked, and many guests who had been unlucky enough to get a ticket, were now queuing to buy a spectators ticket to one of the two events.

The wet clothes fans were already enjoying themselves in the swimming pool area, where men and women were having buckets of water thrown over them.

Ann met Brian and together they looked over the booking figures from the Spa computer, they were on track to make in excess of £20,000 for just this weekend alone, and Brian looked happy.

He asked Ann if she and Phillip would be using the facilities, and was not surprised to hear they would.

As his special guests they were also staying at his house. While Ann and Brian talked finances, Eve took Phil back to the barn to unpack in one of the spare bedrooms.

Ten minutes later he retuned wearing a t-shirt and jeans, and a short black dress for Ann to change into.
Ann meanwhile checked out the accessories counter, it was doing swift business, and so far had sold 150 catering size cartons of custard to the eager couples queuing to buy its wares.

Whipped spray cream was also flying off the shelves, along with buckets of ready-made commercial gunge sold for two pounds a bucket. One customer purchased 10 buckets, to be delivered to the wamming room for him.

Above the door was a sign that read. ONLY FOOD STUFFS PURCHASED HERE MAY BE USED IN OUR WET ROOMS Ann laughed, when Brian added it was one of Eves suggestions.




The First Weekend Wamming Session Starts:

At 19:55 an announcement was made over the PA system, inviting participating members to make their way to the room.

Ann had changed into her LBD (Little Black Dress) and she and Phillip joined the queue to enter. Inside there were plastic chairs and tables stacked against the wall for anyone to use if they needed, at the side of the room were the five sets of stocks Ann had ordered for each room.

Phillip selected a Table and chair, and put out the goods they had ordered, Ann sat in the chair and made herself comfortable, a few feet away another couple were doing the same, in all 25 other couples were taking part, and some of the recipient gunges were men, which surprised Ann, she had always assumed it was the male who preferred to do the wamming, and the woman who received it.

Two women were using the stocks, giving their partners unhindered access to cover them in anything that took their fancy.

The session limit was an hour maximum, but Ann and Phillip had estimated that most sessions would be over in 25-30 minutes.

As the spectators gallery filled up, the first pie was thrown, hitting its victim, a young blonde woman square in the face.

A round of applause went up as she stood her ground, and she did not try to wipe if from her eyes

Pretty soon pies were flying in all directions, and the place was buzzing. Ann had been covered in cream and custard, and her beautiful long brown hair was coated bright yellow.

As she looked up she just about made out Eve and Brian watching the proceedings, and laughing along with the rest of the spectators.

The photographer was stepping carefully over the spilt custard as he took pictures of all the action. Above the heads of the participants remote controlled video cameras panned and zoomed catching the exquisite expressions on the victims faces as the messy onslaught continued.

One couple almost had to be ejected when the male partner got carried away and tried to undress his partner.

He was told by security that this room had a strict no nudity rule, and that he should buy a ticket for the other room if they wanted to experience naked wamming.

One by one the couples ran out of ammunition, and the session finally halted at 35 minutes into the hour.

Everyone agreed it had been very enjoyable, and the spectators clapped and cheered them all.

Brian nodded to the control room, and a second later the whole room became awash with warm water that sprayed out of the hidden gaps in the ceilings and walls, within 10 minutes the majority of the mess had been washed away, and the wet couples were kissing and cuddling under the warm water sprays.





The Orgy Room Experience:

Ann and Phillip were draped in big fluffy towels and were ready to oversee the first of the orgy room party they had planned. They met Brian and Eve by the entrance, where the security guy was checking the colours of the wristbands issued to the couples when they booked in.

This was Anns Idea and she had borrowed it from a wife swap club in Germany when she and Phil were first married and were on holiday there.

The Idea was a simple traffic light arrangement, anyone wearing a RED band, were not open for any mutual wamming or contact from other couples
.
A YELLOW band signified an acceptance to be involved in open wamming with and by other mutual couples.

The GREEN band indicated a total acceptance of any form of involvement, be it messy or even full sex with other willing participants. Of course all participants had the right to refuse, but the band system allowed the nervous couples to enjoy themselves without being pestered for partner swaps.

The couples filed in, and picked a spot, this room had full length and double width PVC covered benches allowing the couples to lay down if they wanted, there was room for two couples per bench, and slowly the room filled with chatting couples.

The claxon sounded, and while some women started to strip, others had messy buckets of slime and cream thrown over their clothes.

Anns heart was racing as she pulled something out of the hidden pocket of her wet dress, she handed one to Phil, put one on herself, and gave two to Eve, who looked at the gold wrist band.

Whats this for? Eve asked, Brian laughed, and whispered in his wifes ear. Her eyes widened, and she said. But we have not done that since we were at University!

No Phillip said, laughing, Ann and I thought it time we revived some of our old traditions.

Brian slipped the band on his wifes wrist, and guided her inside the packed wet-room, they were unseen by most of the couples who were too engrossed in their own fun to notice the owners of the spa make their way to a roped off area at the side.

As Ann kissed Phil, Brian squeezed his wifes firm breasts, and kissed her open mouth. Their kissing was short lived though, as Phillip poured a bucket of custard over them both.

To Anns relief Eve started to giggle, and then pulled off her husbands shirt, and starts to smear the custard over his hairy chest. Ann by now was naked, and Phillip was removing his trousers, they too were now coated in spray cream as Brian and Eve retaliated for the custard.

Eves expensive dress was now lying soaking in custard and cream on the floor, while Phillip smoothed some chocolate sauce over her boobs, she closed her eyes, and reaching behind her back, she unclipped her bra, allowing Phillip full unhindered access to her breasts
.
Its been a long while since I have seen those beauties! Phillip said to Eve.

Yes I know said Eve, who winked at her husband, who by now was busy eating out Anns pussy.

I dont know why we stopped really? We always enjoyed our Sunday swap sessions back in the halls of residence. God it takes me back.

Her hand slipped over Phillips erect penis, and she fondled it gently, meanwhile Ann had managed to pull Eve down onto the bench, and started to suck on her breasts as Phillip eased of Eves pants and joined Brian in the sumptuous feast of each others wife
.
Brian asked Phillip if he minded him having sex with Ann.

Phillips reply was Provided I can do the same with Eve, if she is up for it, for old times sake

Eve broke off her sucking on Phillips cock, and shouted YES, and they all laughed, as Ann looked round the room, couples were pairing off, and having fun parties within little foursomes on the benches.

Eve admitted she had not had as much fun since leaving Uni, and after the session ended she scolded Ann for not letting her in on the MESSY fun she and Phillip had enjoyed though the years.





The Future Unveiled:

Within a matter of months, the spa side of the business had closed, and extensive rebuilding began to turn it into the countrys biggest fun centre for consenting adults, and the centre re-launched with a new name of The Wammers Retreat

The motel down the road was bought outright by Brian, again thanks to Ann, and it became part of the Pettigrew Empire allowing the bulk of the regular 500 plus customers an overnight stay.

Brian saw the profits climb to record highs, and now the two couples regularly joined in the Saturday night messy orgy.

Within a year Becca and Lisa had left the University, and now worked full time for Brian and Eve, armed with their new degrees, they run the place like clockwork, and always ensured that a new batch of freshers were available for the singles nights.

These now took place from Monday through Thursdays, and the closing skits had anything from 25 to 50 girls at a time involved in messy pie fights and custard contests, the audience loved it!

Membership was now in the 8000 plus range, and you had to book months ahead for a spot, even though they now had space for 500 guests at a time in the six extended wet-rooms, demand was still higher then capacity.

Of course Ann and Phillip had free lifetime membership, and continued to wife swap with Eve and Brian just as they had done back in the early days in Bristol.

Ann was offered, and took up her options to own a 49 per cent share stake in the centre. Over the next two years they all became multi-millionaires as with Anns foresight, Phillips media awareness, Eves attention to detail and the support and enthusiasm from the two centre managers Becca and Lisa, the place went from strength to strength.



The End. Happy Holidays
Copyright 2011. Sally Forth.