When the bell goes, you respond with caution. It's not often you answer the front door in an outfit quite like this.

However, orders are orders, and you're dressed just as the birthday girl requested. You're wearing a black bowtie knotted elegantly around your neck, a pair of crotch-huggingly tight black speedos and nothing else. That's your outfit for your messy date, so you can readily picture the potential embarrassment of an unexpected encounter with the postman.

Although this particular delivery is very welcome. It's Anna at the door, a kink-loving brunette of your acquaintance. She has a petite but perfect body, a cheeky little pixie haircut and a wicked sense of humour. Anna's always up for any kind of silly, sexy fun and even now she's already kicking off her black heels and stripping off her sleek and old-school red raincoat to reveal her own date outfit, a very fine necklace of traditional Spanish silver, intricate black lace panties and then, like you, nothing else at all.

You both just standing there grinning and ogling each other for a moment or two, a mutually ridiculous and arousing sight, but one you've both agreed to in advance. As she giggles, Anna's round little boobs jiggle delightfully as your cock stirs within your speedos. As your kinky little companion has evidently clocked already from her wickedly sexual grin and its unspoken promise of all of the awaiting delights to come.

"Nice outfit" Anna says by way of greeting, stepping forwards to run her hands across your bare torso and lightly tweak at your erect nipples. "If all dressed up like this, you've presumably also completely the rest of the setup as instructed?"

"As madam requested" you reply, stepping backwards to reveal the full contents of the private sploshing pleasure palace subtly arrayed behind you.

"Oh wow" breathes Anna a little hoarsely, setting up her phone to film the coming/cumming festivities. "You really have been a busy boy!"

You are glad that your bare-boobed guest appreciates your efforts. It was a little trouble to arrange after all. Not so much the large and garish cartoon banner reading 'Happy Birthday Anna' but what lies beneath it, shelf after shelf and trolley after trolley of giant gooey, sloppy custard pies, tarts, flans, chocolate mousses and every other kind of messy dessert or pudding conceivable to even the most imaginative of classily depraved sploshers. Along with a bucket or three lurking on higher shelves, deliberately placed so that a certain diminutive little guest can't see exactly what is inside of them. And also along with the black inflatable bondage chair lurking discreetly at the side of the room. Although Anna's wandering eye and wicked smile implies she can already think of a use or two for that particular contraption.

"Oh wow" whispers Anna again, playfully picking up one of the smaller but gooer looking pies and already miming to throw it. "Are these really all for little me to play with?!"

"One way or another they're all for you" you smile meaningfully back at your kinky friend. "But I'm very open to the idea of delivering you every single one!"

"Nice try pie boy" smiles Anna. "But it's my party, and by way of a gift to unwrap I believe I did request the company of one helpless male pie stooge..."

"OK" you sigh, resigned to your evidently upcoming messy fate. "But try not to use them all, we do need at least some left for your special birthday party game!"

"Oooh" says Anna as she picks up a giant whipped cream pie and hefts it ominously in your direction. "That does sound intriguing pie boy."

"Well, I did think that you deserved a surprise for your birthday" you grin cheekily back at your bare-breasted and custard pie wielding companion.

Anna giggles naughtily. "This surprise wouldn't by any chance involve me ending up stark naked and completely drenched in custard, cream and pie slop would it?"

"Something like that" you confess.

Anna shakes her head in mock disappointment. "Tsssk" she complains. "That's not really a surprise then is it? Not like this for example."

And with that she yanks the front of your speedos open and tips the entirety of the giant whipped cream and custard pie straight on in there!

"Holy shit!" you gasp as the elastic snaps back, ice-cold cream, pie crust and custard exploding everywhere!

Ewww. And as cheeky little Anna just stands there smirking, cold cream and custard shoots down and out around your cock and balls and even rockets up your crack!

"Bloody hell" you moan, mouth still open in shock. "Why did I have to leave the pies cooling in the fridge really quite so late!"

"Oh dears" purrs Anna in a sympathetic tone only slightly belied by her gleeful expression as she leans forward to massage your already rampant erection.
"Perhaps it'd help if I rubbed it in?"

"Perhaps" you splutter, still half shell-shocked, "Best carry on, see what happens!"

"OK" says Anna as you belatedly wince at the realisation of what you just said. "You asked for it mister!"

Although even now, your wretchedly cheeky guest starts your trashing slowly, deliberately drawing out the tantalising mix of trepidation and anticipation even further as she steps carefully over to the stacked rows of dessert and slop in her delicate little bare feet, intentionally bending over to the very lowest row of the shelves and waggling her cute little bum playfully in the air as she picks up an absolutely massive strawberry flan, it's every rim dribbling cream and strawberry syrup. Delicately, Anna dips one finger in the upper layers of goo, sucking thirstily at the cream as she steps back towards where you wait, by now almost whimpering with that scarcely concealed mixture of sexual eagerness and almost animal dread familiar to any experienced wammer.

Anna still doesn't get started and end the tantalising suspense, though! You just give another little helpless whimper as she gently spins you around and eases your sopping speedos down to around your ankles. Then the little flirt leans close in behind you and wraps her warm arm around tight you, holding the dripping pie dish right in front of your face as she wraps her other hand around firmly around your cock. And then the wretched minx still doesn't actually do anything!

Bloody hell! The little tease! You feel as though you could explode!

"Go on" giggles Anna cheekily, giving your cock the very lightest of gentle little teasing touches, well aware of exactly what she's doing. "Tell me how much you want it!"

"Urrrgh" you gasp as your slowly wanking tease-torture continues. She really will pay for this you think "Yes for fuck's sake! Of course I want it!"

"Well why didn't you say so silly" giggles Anna once again.

SPLATTER!!!

Your face is obliterated in cold pie as Anna's other hand starts rapidly jerking away! Oh God, Oh Yes, Oh Wow!

After that it's all just total messy pie-exploding mayhem, your vision blurred with custard, your senses overwhelmed with the complete and utter trashing-cum-wankathon your kinky little friend is inflicting upon you as her birthday treat! You'd only just got about got your eyes cleared when the delightful twin SPLATTER of a freshly incoming pie sandwich blocks out the light again. Which at least keeps you distracted as your penis receives a few more loving little strokes.

SPLATTER!!!

As another pie explodes all over your chest before another stroke or two.

SPLATTER!!!

Ooof! And that's a flan on your bum before a further brutal wank or two Oh God, not long to go now, surely!

SPLATTER!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLATTER!!!

Yep, and that's your face and chest and cock all over again, every single soggy pie, meringue or gateau implanting interspersed with the skilful and suggestive go fast/go slow wanking of a true sexual professional.

SPLATTER!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLATTER!!!

Until, at last...

SPLATTER!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLATTER!!!

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" you scream as drenched in mousse, custard, cream and gateau you final explode and cum across the room, "No more! No more! No more!"

SPLATTER!!!

As you shoot rope of cum after rope of cum, another pie explodes all over your face! Chocolate filling in this final sweet surprise!

"Just one more for luck!" giggles Anna delightedly, in evidently sexual satisfaction at her wicked work.

And well the birthday girl might be satisfied. You stand panting and half-stunned in front of her, dripping every kind of accumulated cream, yoghurt, mousse, pudding custard and multi-coloured pie slop, naked but the remains of your bowtie and the silver pie tin balanced awkwardly on your head, still slowly dribbling little rivulets of cream and custard down your face blushing as cum and custard drips from your still throbbing penis.

"Wow" breathes Anna, with a final playful tug at your cock and a little wink at her phone camera. "Looks like you enjoyed that almost as much as me Mr. Stripped Off and Naked Pie Stooge!"

"I'm not sure" you smile dangerously at her through your pie facial, stepping forward to pick up a pie of your own. "Why don't we try a little role reversal, see how much you like being a human pie target yourself my dear?"

"Oh no! You wouldn't be so cruel as to pie poor little me, would you?" whispers Anna, in a doe-eyed and trembling faux-meek voice of almost sincerity. "Not on my birthday as well!"

"Hmmm, a very good point" you reply, every bit as sincerely, stepping towards Anna with the pie, enjoying the genuine look of alarm in her eyes as she backs away from you.

"Why don't you take a seat while we discuss it" you smirk, as smugly as a cream and custard covered naked pie stooge can manage, gesturing at the bondage chair behind her.

With a little sigh, flounce and pout, Anna takes her seat in the chair. Putting aside the pie for now you strap her bare arms in first, and then, once she's nice and helpless, haul down her cute little panties. Not that Anna seems to mind this last particular manoeuvre, wrigglingly and squirming suggestively to help you ease them down before you strap her lithe legs in as well. Finally you pick you up the pie again, give a little wink to the camera, and only a little awkwardly you one-handedly hold the goo in front of your nervous friend's expectant face as with your other hand you start to gently tease and rub the delicate skin around her neatly shaven and already swollen pussy lips.

"Remind me" you tease Anna with a wicked grin of your own. "How does this go again? Is this the bit where you really have me beg for it?"

"Oh God" groans Anna in turn, as you hold out the pie to her to sniff while also moving the tip of your finger inside her already sopping vagina, subtly questing for her clitoris. "You know I want it!"

"Mmmm" you grin, watching her eyes widen as you put the pie to one side and withdraw your finger. "But that's not quite the particular teasing party game I have planned for you milady!"

"Oh God" moans Anna. "I deserve this, don't I?"

"Probably" you grin, giving her pussy another little tease, remembering how she tinkered ever so delicately at your erection while always stopping a long way short of satisfaction. In fact, what the hell, you bend right down and extend your tongue, delicately lapping at the labia of Anna's wet, warm pussy lips. "Do you want to hear the rules?" you say to Anna at last from in between her lovely legs, her wet and pulsing vagina now also slick with your saliva.

"What can I say?" gasps Anna with a little shudder of pleasure. "I appear to be at your mercy!"

"Ah yes" you grin, "About that Just hold this special treat for me, there's a good girl, but please do be careful not to spill any."

And with that you ease the chocolate and cream éclair into Anna's gaping mouth, leaving one end comically sticking out as she tries not to suck too greedily or lasciviously on the other.

"The party game is called" you continue solemnly, "How many pies does it take to get Anna off?"

"MmMMPHHFHFF" says Anna through the éclair.

"Indeed" you reply, "Just like in the classic Jayce video on UMD. The flans will keep on coming at regular intervals until you also keep on cumming."

Which is why, a moment or two later, Anna is poised ready in the bondage chair, a single freed up hand lurking meaningfully above her wet and eager vagina. Meanwhile, in front of her you've wheeled out a TV playing one of your favourite home porno clips. Kinky little Anna's bi of course, so you're hopeful she'll appreciate this particular passage as much as you, footage of your mutual friend and fuck buddy Nikki, a gorgeously attractive and fiendishly competitive blonde.

Who has evidently just lost some kind of sploshing game of her own. That's why the completely naked Nikki has the giant bucket marked LOSER over her blonde head, is dripping beans and custard, and is strapped into her own bondage chair with an evidently active phallic vibrator protruding from her whipped cream, gunge and bean-juice lubed-up pussy.

"Just think of it as a little encouragement" you tease the now genuinely wide-eyed and squirming Anna. "Can you beat our old friend Nikki in a little impromptu cum race of your own?!"

"Oh God" breathes Anna heavily around the éclair she's still giving an inadvertent but comic deep-throating to. "Just you watch me!"

The already appreciatively squirming Anna's still clean and naked but for her silver necklace, strapped into a bondage chair, and with her birthday stooge boy all ready to destroy her. As indeed you finally do make a start, easing the éclair from Anna's red lips to leave them dripping with cream and saliva for her to lick up as you mush the remains of the gooey dessert down onto the top of her head, massaging the mess around her hair.

"Whenever you're ready" you tease Anna as she murmurs in pleasure at the unexpected messy shampoo by way of prequel to her full-on birthday trashing. "Ready Steady WANK!!!"

GO!!!

And thirsty Anna's quick off the mark you have to grant her that, plunging a middle finger deep inside her dripping pussy as soon as you give the word, already eliciting a further little gasp of feminine carnal pleasure.

"Good girl" you smile as she thrusts away, "I think you've already earned your first reward"

"Oh YES" pants Anna, clearly on the edge already. "Give it to me pie boy!"

SPLATTER!!!

And it'd be rude to refuse so kind and keen an invitation really...

SPLATTER!!! SPLATTER!!!

Indulging the birthday girl with nice big sloppy pies to the boobs and face as she continues to finger, thrust and grind away, her eyes glued to her friend Nikki's contortions on the screen, nicely distracting her as...

SPLATTER!!!

Time for a mousse and cream pie delivery to the face as Anna starts to thrust her crotch and thighs in and out in time with her always pounding finger...

Beat.

Which is when you yank her hand away from her...

"Heyyyyy!!!!" squeals the pie-blind Anna as...

SPLATTER!!!

You slam the next pie full on into her exposed pussy, grinding and smearing it fully in there, hoping the cream and custard fills all of her cracks just as sloppily and completely as she did yours before.

"Revenge IS best served cold" you chuckle to the camera as Anna squirms and gasps in pleasure, the birthday girl's free finger now frantically plunging back inside herself as she starts to writhe and orgasm.

SPLATTER!!!

You give her another pie in the face, smearing it right on in there to help Anna on her twitching way, which keeps your lovely friend half-blinded, panting, crotch thrusting and gasping on the edge until...

SPLOSH!!!

You grab a bucket off the shelf and pour pink gunge all over her!

"OMG!" shrieks Anna as she finally loses control completely. "Not fair, not fair, not fair!!! OH YES, YES, YESSSSSS!!!!"

SPLATTER!!!

Another pie silencing her orgasmic screams as you quickly uncuff her from the chair, and enjoy the spectacle for a further moment or two

Anna now bending forwards in total contorted pleasure, her mouth open in silent scream, her limbs trembling and shuddering as her custard-lubed clitoris cums over and over again as...

SPLOSH!!!

You douse her in a bucket of green gunge exactly as she cums! That proving just enough lube to launch your contorting companion flying down and out from her seat and straight on down into the accumulated pie slop below, all the while still furiously wanking away at herself...

"Aaaaaahhhh!!!" yowls Anna in the end, now flat on her back in the pie slop, at last withdrawing her finger. "Enough, enough, enough!!!"

SPLATTER!!! She did give you one more pie for luck after all and her finger withdrawal did leave her slick and slime-dripping crotch and pussy so nice and exposed for pie-play once again.

"Enough!!!" Anna squeals, finally completely and utterly expiring, splayed out in the gunge and slop in utter and total sexually exhausted euphoria.

Nikki's finished too you notice on the screen, belatedly returning your attention to the parallel digital floorshow. Having not been able to endure the bound pussy-teasing any longer, the hapless blonde mess girl has evidently called out the magic safe word ("Knickers!") and is now being led pouting and complaining towards a pillory in front of an eager posse of pie-wielding bachelorette revellers. Oh dear. How embarrassing a fate for such a confident and competitive young lady, never-ending screaming public orgasms and then to follow-up a final naked post-orgasmic public pie whore plastering.

"So how was that for you?" you ask the naked and panting pie slut on the floor in front of you, sinking back into the bondage chair yourself. "Did you enjoy your little birthday present?"

"Very satisfying" gasps Anna, one hand smearing custard and slop around her quivering breasts as the other rests on her still visibly swollen pussy lips.
"Although" continues your evidently insatiable friend. "I do note that you do already appear to be erect again yourself..."

"What can I say?" you sigh in mock apology. "I might have just seen something rather arousing!"

"Well" continues Anna cheekily, if still a little unsteadily, "I can only suggest we do something about that. After all, I wouldn't anyone to go home any less than fully satisfied from my birthday party!"

And as you lie back happily slick and naked in the chair, the naked and slop-dripping Anna giggles as she hauls herself unsteadily up to kneel astride you, rubbing your upturned face into her lovely little gunge and pie covered boobies, giving you a long, lingering and sensuous kiss as she erotically smears the mess and slop around your chest for a final time. Only when you're actually murmuring in pleasure does she finally ease herself down on top of you once again, forcing you up against her slick pussy lips and then on and down into her tight warmness, bouncing and grinding both of you back towards total satisfaction once again.

"Happy birthday to ME" Anna sings as she rides away on top of you, bouncing down harder for emphasis on the pronoun as she wriggles and squirms and cums all over again As you shoot your load inside of her, helping her topple over the total edge of orgasm once again, and all still to the tune of that bloody stupid song.

"Happy birthday dear Anna, happy birthday to ME!"

"Oh GOD!" you yelp, "That's it, that's it, that's ittttttttt!!!"

SPLATTER!!!

Which is when Anna nails you with the final pie of the day, right as you cum, right in the face!

SPLATTER!!!

Collapsing down onto your chest in a final, shuddering orgasm herself, the ultimate birthday party girl finally completely partied out!

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"Well that was nice" you smile at Anna, once you've both finally recovered and all of the ongoing post-orgasmic cock and pussy teasing is more or less complete. She really is now utterly spent, her lovely custard and cream-soaked head just lying helpless on your still-pounding chest.

"Yeah" Anna murmurs, still a little breathless. "If only there was somewhere we could play games like this more often..."

[Thank you for reading this story. As some may have guessed, Anna and Nikki are characters from an old three-part interactive series called WAMWORLD. I hope to re-release it all one day.]