Following the carnage of the last episode of "Pies and Prizes The Revenge" Mark was somewhat apprehensive about meeting up with Penny the show's Producer especially after she had been destroyed on the set during the show's finale. The meeting was to be held in a cafe where Mark planned to pitch his idea for a new follow up show.
He needn't have worried. Penny wearing one of her customary business suits warmly greeted Mark with kisses on both cheeks.
"Am I forgiven then?" he asked.
Penny grinned. "Yes although I was completely unprepared. I guess after the way you destroyed Dani and Vicki I had it coming! So what's this new idea about, although I think I may have some idea" she added with a mischievous smile.
Mark took a deep breath and explained the format of his new show " Messy Money". Basically the idea was to have members of the studio audience compete in various games before one person would emerge as the winner to play for the star prize on offer.
"This sounds rather familiar so far " interrupted Penny.
"Ah but here's the twist" continued Mark. "I would be the compere of the show assisted by a troupe of bikini clad girls who would be the recipients, or more accurately the victims, of the mess which would be handed out when the contestants answered incorrectly".
Penny laughed. "I do quite like the idea. Ok leave it for me to arrange some suitable girls and we'll aim for a pilot episode in 4 weeks time"
Mark was overjoyed at the news. Having been the victim himself for the majority of the previous series of shows he was really looking forward to the new concept.

Two weeks lapsed before Penny contacted him to deliver the great news that everything had been arranged. The studio was booked, invitations sent out to a predominantly male audience and most importantly 4 girls had been booked having been warned they were likely to get messy. All she needed was a list of the games and forfeits suggested by Mark.
Mark could not believe his luck! Four gorgeous girls and all he had to do was to devise a few games and ideas of forfeits.
When Penny received the details two days later she smiled to herself. These poor girls don't know what they have let themselves in for!

On the day of the pilot show Mark was both excited at the thought of hosting his own show and meeting his co presenters. He was not disappointed as he joined the girls for a pre show chat. Firstly he was delighted and surprised to see a familiar face in the shape of Dani his co presenter from "Pies and Prizes". Dani was a very attractive short blonde haired girl who warmly greeted Mark with a hug. The second girl was introduced as Anna a stunning tall blonde with long hair and matched with long legs shown off by wearing a yellow mini dress. The third girl was Katrina a 24 year old brunette with a cheeky smile and a wearing a low cut tight fitting T shirt maximising her other attributes a large pair of boobs! Katrina was from Latvia but spoke perfect English with a slight trace of an accent. Completing the quartet was Gemma a dark haired girl aged about 20 the youngest of the group who looked rather nervous and from her accent came from the North of England.
An interesting mix thought Mark, Penny had chosen well!!
Mark wanted to make sure the girls knew what was going to happen. "Now girls" he started " You realise that you are going to get very messy tonight and its important you keep smiling despite what happens"
"I've never been gunged before " giggled Anna in a fairly posh Home Counties accent. "It sounds fun"
"Oh trust me Anna " said Dani " it's not that much fun " looking at Mark with a grin.
Mark smiled "Don't listen to Dani. The guys in the audience will love it. And the pies of course"
Katrina edged towards Mark "And where will the pies be going" glancing down at her ample chest.
"Leave that to me " said Mark trying to remain professional. "But yes total coverage can be expected. Now why don't you go and change into er your outfits for the show girls and please don't take it personally".
Dani gave him a dig in the ribs " As if.... just remember who your friends are" with a wink in his direction. Katrina made a lunge for his groin area before leaving with the others laughing.
We'll see who is laughing later thought Mark!

So Mark to an encouraging roar of approval from the studio audience took the stage to introduce the show. His first task was to introduce the 4 girls who emerged on stage in matching skimpy white bikinis, string tied at the side, to approving whistles from the excited audience. Mark then called out 4 numbers "43, 57. 88 and 105" which referred to seat numbers as he invited the lucky contestants to stage. Dani and Katrina accompanied the lucky guys. Michael a bespectacled 40 year old businessman who looked at awe into Katrinas chest and Ross a tall fit 30 year old who was a Personal Trainer who attracted more attention from Katrina. Dani meanwhile accompanied a portly 50 year old man called Ernie who could hardly believe his luck and Kirk a 21 year old long haired scruffy student type.
"Ok guys game 1 Higher/Lower/Pieher"" announced Mark. "Now Michael you will be playing with Anna. The idea is that you have to guess whether the next card I turn over will be higher or lower than the previous one. If you are correct £10 won but if you are wrong then poor Anna will be pied." A look of pretend shock from Anna made the crowd erupt again! At this point two stagehands wheeled on a trolley containing a large number of creamy colourful pies all in pie crust bases.
Now Michael despite a decent start did not perform well only guessing correctly 4 times out of 10 attempts which meant Mark had the delightful job of pieing Anna 6 times! First pie very slowly was delivered to the face as Anna prepared for her humiliation with a sense of concern and excitement. Mark made sure she received the full experience by twisting the pie round in her face. The second pie followed a similar route whilst the third pie was crushed on Anna's immaculately made up hair as it dripped down onto her face. The 4th pie much to Anna's surprise was delivered to her bikini top as the cream slowly ran down her body with a squeal of pleasure from Anna who was actually enjoying the experience. The final two pies were delivered again to the face as Anna sheepishly exited the stage.
Ross was slightly more successful getting five correct answers meaning Mark could pie Katrina 5 times. She pleaded for mercy but Mark with a smile shook his head and swiftly smacked the first pie into her unsuspecting face once again ensuring full coverage, Tauntingly Katrina was prepared for the second pie tossing back her hair whilst leaning back but to her surprise the target for the pie was her cleavage as Mark firmly rubbed the cream across her chest enjoying her look of surprise but showing a sense she was enjoying the experience. With two more pies to the face both firmly massaged in, the final pie was in Mark's hand with Katrina indicating that perhaps her bikini top should be the target again but with a smile Mark aimed lower massaging the cream mess into her bikini bottoms as she again moaned with a mixture of surprise and pleasure.
Next up was Gemma and Kirk both of whom seemed equally nervous. However it was to be their lucky day as Kirk guessed correctly 7 times which meant Gemma escaped with just three pies all delivered to her face and head leaving her hair ruined although the grin which showed through indicated she had got away lightly.
The final contestant was Ernie and Dani. You might have thought Ernie did this deliberately but he only obtained one correct guess which meant poor Dani suffered 9 pies. Despite a plea of "be kind" Mark showed no mercy covering the stunning blonde all over her face and body with the creamy substance, Four pies to the face, one squashed down on her head, two liberally placed to her bikini top, one worked around the front of her bikini bottom taking his time in ensuring maximum coverage and finally as Dani stood there expecting the worst Mark rubbed the pie into the rear of her bikini bottoms inside and out.
Dani wagged her finger at Mark with an expression of mock anger as she left the stage.
"Ok guys whilst the girls clean up we will take a break and see you back soon" said Mark feeling very pleased with the way things had gone.

The girls changed into their new outfits for the second part of the show. Resigned to their fate there was little surprise when they found they were to wear identical styled skimpy bikinis this time two red and two black. Once they had showered reapplied makeup and had their hair restyled the second part of the show commenced, There was a buzz from the audience as the girls joined Mark and the 4 contestants on stage.
"Hi girls and welcome to Game 2 , and can I say how stunning you all look" giving Katrina a cheeky pinch of her bottom and a cuddle with Dani both of which actions the girls accepted with a sigh and a look of resignation!
"So game 2 "Guess the suite". This time our lovely girls each represent a different suite." . Dani and Anna were both wearing red bikinis and Katrina and Gemma black bikinis. The male contestants were already standing under their nominated suites, Michael (Hearts). Ross (Spades), Ernie (Diamonds) and Kirk( Clubs),
"Dani you will be Diamonds, Anna Hearts, Katrina Spades and Gemma Clubs. Each time a contestant turns over a card which is not their suite the other three girls get messy. The winner at the end of 6 attempts will be the person with the most correct guesses" said Mark with a broad grin. "So if Michael turns over a Heart he wins £10 and everyone stays clean, but if he turns over any other suite all three girls get messy"
All the girls looked shocked realising they would all get trashed and wondering exactly what the mess would be. They did not have to wait long as the two stagehands this time wheeled on an even larger trolley this time laden with a vast array of buckets. Unknown to the girls they contained a variety of custard, chocolate sauce, yoghurt and different coloured gunge.
Each contestant tried their luck with varying degrees of success with surprisingly Michael emerging victorious by some distance and Kirk after his success in the first round faring worse.
The good news for the audience and the bad news for the girls who were each sitting down on chairs in front of their respective team mate and large sign of their suite meant that a large amount of mess were tipped over them. Dani and Katrina suffered particularly badly in the early rounds as Mark took great delight in pouring the contents over each girl leaving them in a mixture of yellow, green brown and blue mess covering them from head to foot. He made sure that the sticky mixture not only covered their head and faces but a generous amount would be poured into both the top and bottoms of their bikinis. Anna's early clean experience soon changed as she joined the others in being unrecognisable by the end, and Gemma who had escaped lightly in Game 1 fared far worse by the end covered head to toe in various shades of gunge.
"Join us in Part 3 "announced Mark "where we will be seeing who will be playing for the star prize" as again the girls trudged back to shower and change this time back to clean identical white bikinis.

Mark announced at the beginning of the third part of the show "Gents I'm delighted to say that our winner tonight who will be going for the star prize is..... Michael and that means joining him to help him win will be his partner Anna".
Anna whooped with delight at the news only to have that excitement crushed by Mark who added "Of course the prize is only for our contestant but Anna you will receive a consolation prize" at which point the two hard working stagehands wheeled on a Gunge tank.
"Oh no " squealed Anna "you don't mean what I think when you said consolation prize!"
With a grin Mark continued "Yes Anna I think you've guessed it. Every time Michael gets a question right we will fill the tank with a bucket of our special green gunge whilst you sit in the tank. Please come and take your seat" as he led the reluctant Anna to her place. "And gents this is the first time Anna has been in a gunge tank, a Gunge Tank Virgin" with a wink in the direction of the petrified Anna who could only pull a face in reply!
The other 3 girls looked relieved but they still had a part to play as each time a correct answer was given the girls would take turns in climbing the stepladder to tip a bucket of gunge into the tank. Michael although nervous did very well in the General Knowledge quiz. He needed 6 correct answers out of the 10 questions asked to win the star prize a 5 star holiday to Tenerife.
Each correct answer meant either Dani, Katrina or Gemma carefully climbing the ladder which considering they were all wearing white high heeled shoes matching their white bikinis added to the fun for the audience. Once 6 buckets had been deposited into the tank and Michael had celebrated his win it was left to Mark to approach the tank.
"Are you ready Anna?" he asked with a grin
"No " screamed Anna but to no avail as the lever was released deluging the green gunge over the defenceless Anna for what seemed several minutes. Eventually her torture was ended as the completely covered head to foot gunged Anna was allowed out. Playing to the crowd she struggled to clear the gunge from her eyes before bowing to the crowd to exit the stage.
"What a way to lose your virginity" exclaimed Mark joined centre stage by the 3 clean girls who cuddled the host in a group pose. "See you all next week" as a delighted Mark waved to the audience getting rather excited at the the thought of what had occurred and the attention of the 3 girls hands who were gently caressing his body.......

To be continued