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"Gets the erotic tension just right."
Very few scenes really jump out at me these days but the screen caps really got my attention. Meg, sitting expectantly in a chair; the dress; the sloppy, food based pies and the topless reclined position in the latter half.

I liked this a lot because, as a piece of "couples' wam", it gets the erotic tension just right. The male protagonist acts out his desire for the woman (in this case) using messy pies as a metaphor; the gently bonded female willingly submits to this domination and debasement. The signs of intimacy and attraction are there but are reserved, controlled, barely indulged. It's all acted out with the mess as I think WAM should be!

The nervous anticipation on Meg's face before the first hit is mitigated by a subtle display of affection from her 'assailant' but there is further devilish lingering prior to the big 'whack' of the first pie.

It's nice and messy and tactile throughout.

My only small reservation before purchase was the lighting--which appears a little on the dim side in the captures. The actual movie, however, appears much brighter.

There are some small wardrobe details I might have added (like heels/tights/stockings) if it were mine--but that didn't detract from what I thought was a tour de force in the genre.

Trouso 2/5/22
"Great video for messy suit enthusiasts."
There's a lot of great messy content online, but it's not often that I find a video that is for me both unique and appealing.

First of all, James is gorgeous! His acting is spot on and I enjoyed the scenario in this production.

Second, his outfit is hot! I love that he's wearing clothes that he doesn't want to get messed up, but rescuing his phone is more important. The leather-look suit is something special but it ends up completely covered. This video does it all for me. Hot man, sexy leather-look suit, and total wet mud coverage! The wash down at the end, turning James' muddy suit to wet and shiny, is a bonus.

If you love watching hot men getting messy in suits and / or leather / leather-look clothes, then this video is for you.

MonsieurBrideau 2/5/22
"Great adventure!"
Really enjoyed this one. Love to see guys with facial hair get it good (I have facial hair). and the consistency of the pies and slime was great. Makes me want to visit Splatter Island! And I am not compensated in any way for this review.

piesrus 2/4/22
"Most erotic stooge"
Rafa is the hottest and most erotic stooge on Rev Slymsford! Can we start a bakery together? Hahaha!

Tit4Tat 2/4/22
"5 stars!"
Very nice scene! Clothes are great! Substance perfect! Just really like this video! Thank you for making it!

Peter Forst 2/3/22
"Simply Euphoric to Witness"
This is the first video I watched from Cinqgirlracer. While there a plenty of fantastic female wammers, I feel like it's a rarity to find many doing this primarily because they have this fetish/kink themselves. Maybe it's a misconception on my part, but witnessing a woman doing this for deep-rooted fetish reasons feels akin to discovering gold in the Yukon.

Cinqgirlracer is here because she has the fetish, and it shows. This entire video is exhilarating, and witnessing her covering her face and body in this black gunk, you can tell it's titillating for her. Fortunately, this is only scratching the surface in terms of her content.

WAMOptimist93 2/3/22
"A Spectacular Debut"
This video manages to be one of the most erotic WAM videos I've watched, even with Meg remaining fully-clothed throughout it. You can tell she's genuinely "enjoying" it. The sight of her leggings and socks getting messy is especially pleasing.

If the first video is this good, I can only imagine what's in store! Not sure if Meg is into mud, but I'd give my left index finger to see a fully-clothed mud video from her down the road.

WAMOptimist93 2/3/22
"Sillystooge is the most erotic clown in the world!"
Sillystooge, you're the most erotic clown in the world! You make us laugh and make us horny! I wish I had the last cake on my face! More of it! I love you!

Tit4Tat 2/3/22
"Sexy, shapely self-sploshing French maid what's not to like?"
The deliciously shapely Nikki serves up a real WAM treat in this excellent clip, where she presents herself in an insanely sexy French maid outfit and proceeds to trash herself. Already an accomplished WAM performer, Nikki takes the combination of uniformed self-sploshing to new heights, and engages coquettishly with the camera while covering herself. One of the highlights is her decision to fill her knickers with custard, lovingly filmed on close-up. This girl really, really loves her wam, gets what it's all about, and boy does it show: a highly recommended clip, and look forward to more messy sessions with the delightful Nikki. (Oh, and there's a quick but entertaining "behind-the-scenes" at the end!)

Oops 2/3/22
"Excellent as always. More please"
The scene is great, as always! I am disappointed by the description... Final Pie Pod?!? I can only hope it's the final one because you're building something else and you needed the space... maybe a pie wash, pie slide, some other gunge tank?

hg33 2/2/22
"Erin gets very horny in gunge pool"
Erin gets very horny while covered in gunge. She looks so sexy in this. She starts to masturbate and talk very dirty. This video is very hot I recommend to this everyone who likes a good masturbation video. Even its a short video I think its worth the price.

Desamo 2/2/22
"Another great episode of the series"
The Wife and her friends are all about "being careful," in this installment. Unfortunately for Bree and Lilly (but fortunately for the audience), that means a lot of mess will be involved. This is a great one. Lilly is the mvp in this episode, but Bree gives her a run for the money.

deadpool 2/1/22
"Fun and Cheeky"
Nikki is a great model. She seems to genuinely enjoy getting messy, which shines through in the video. Her beauty is complimented by her confidence, and the cheeky dialogue takes this video to a new level. I will be purchasing her other videos!

woodbugs 2/1/22
"They offer 100% coverage."
Ellie, upon hearing what the insurance company is called, realizes what the acronym spells out... but it's too late to get out of the commercial now. What follows is a lot of slime. She occasionally does some open mouth sessions, just for the heck of it. There is a post-credit scene, along with some silly stuff involving her feet (you have to see it for yourself)

Get this video! It's a lot of fun, and you can see that Ellie and the Wife had a blast.

deadpool 1/31/22
"Perfect figure quivering and wriggling"
Noire at her finest, Perfect thick figure quivering and wriggling ever so slowly deeper into the Quicksand all while she breaths heavy either of fear or arousal. 21 mins of pure bliss to watch for those who enjoy a slow, thick, struggley sink into what i think is the perfect quicksand out there. this really hit all my buttons and i am sure it will hit many others as well. Well worth the purchase.

BEAST260 1/31/22
"Meg is fantastic at taking care of her bills"
A wonderful scene filled with lots of slime get reactions and having a fun time getting so messy Meg is a messy super star.

nashvilleslime 1/30/22
"Technology is amazing"
In this infomercial, the Wife shows how to deliver slime with the mere push of a button. Unfortunately for Bree, the ginger was the test subject. You can see how much the Wife wants to laugh at her friend's plight. You won't go wrong with this video get it asap.

deadpool 1/28/22
"No good deed goes unpunished"
The Wife is taking some well-deserved time off, so Lilly offers to housesit. She is quickly reminded of where they film all of the skits. These messy gags are pretty funny, especially the refrigerator skit. Her facial expressions for the waffle skit alone are worth the price of admission. Here's hoping that the other ladies get a chance to housesit. Get this video, folks!

deadpool 1/28/22
"Brad's debut went as expected"
A woman after Kelsey's heart, Brad has seen the old show, and enjoyed seeing others getting messy. Unfortunately for her, she forgot to watch what she said around Kelsey.

Get this video! Her reactions (both cringing and giggling) are quite the sight to behold. I can't wait to see more of her.

deadpool 1/28/22
"Stacy went into the audition blind"
Having never seen the original show, Stacy auditions for Kelsey's messy reboot. She quickly learns what made the old show, and this show, so popular. If you can afford it, get the bundle pack. It's sweet for folks into ladies' feet.

Another winner from Kelsey Rose!

deadpool 1/28/22
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