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"Extremely awesome work
One of the absolute best performances to date on the entire site. Extremely pleased with the work of all 3 ladies.

woodrow83   11/16/22
"Love me some wet cowgirl pics!
Another great set and damn... you make a tight pair of wet jeans look amazing! Again, loved the belt and the only thing that would have improved the set would have been an actual pair of real cowboy boots and the hat too. A few more pics and a full body shot soaking wet again would have been great! Keep 'em coming, cowgirl!

wet_cowboy1   11/13/22
"Great set!
Great photo set! Love the western belt and those jeans were spectacular all soaked. The only thing that would have made it better would have been a pair of actual cowboy boots and hat. But you've got a great body and made those wet jeans look fabulous. Would have liked a full shot out of the pool soaking wet.

wet_cowboy1   11/13/22
"Hot as fuck
This guy is amazing, his style is an immediate turn on, and it is great to see him wearing tight black trackies in the sea and the shower... would love to lick them!

wam_chaser   11/13/22
"Absolutely love this one
Absoulutely amazing, maybe my favorite jayce vid yet. I would love to be part of this with jayce taylor an add alice into this mess, fantasy come true, if only.

2messy4u   11/12/22
"An Instant All-time Favorite and a XXX Mud Classic
I pretty much had to tear myself away from (my 3rd time in a row) watching this video in order to write this review. If you've seen any of my other reviews, you'll know that I'm a big fan of Violet Vixen's content. Even with some her choices of WAM in previous videos not being my personal favorites to see, Violet herself is so erotically charged in all of her videos that it was impossible for me to not be aroused watching her in action. It's almost impossible not to be turned on watching her be turned on. She has vigorous, violent orgasms in her videos, which are a thrill to witness. So as a fan of mud (especially Langstonedale's and the opportunity for heavy, transformative coverage) and of Violet, I figured this would be a match made in heaven. Even with my high expectations, this scene managed to surpass them. Filmed by Dungeon Master One, he captures the muddy shores while making sure Violet is central to the action. The video quality is excellent, and it feels almost intimate, as though the viewer is the one holding the camera. We get to see Violet get herself and her latex outfit muddy, and the masturbating fortunately begins with the pants still on, as that's incredibly erotic in its own way. Violet actually tells him to not be alarmed once she starts cumming because her orgasms are always violent. What's perfect about this scene is that (like her other scenes) there is zero acting, zero faking. This is just Violet, being candid and real about being horny in the mud in public. Of course, she gets naked, using her vibrator in the mud. She doesn't stay still, orgasming in her iconic way of doing so, and even faceplanting to muffle her screams.

I feel like this scene is powerful enough to convert a non-mud lover into a mud fetishist. It might even turn a fan of PG mud play into a fan of XXX mud play. My description doesn't do it justice, and nor does the preview. Phenomenal collaboration, and thanks to Dungeon Master One for helping make this happen, and to Violet for wanting to do it in the first place.

WAMOptimist93   11/11/22
"Great chemistry, great mess!
so if you've seen the preview pics you know exactly what you're getting here. Lilly clearly graduated the Count Olaf School of Acting (or at the very least took a correspondence course there) and flexes some of the best Acting! I've seen in a wam scene. her commitment to the bit is genuinely impressive and not to be missed.

oh yeah, and there's like 3 cute gals having a blast getting pied and slimed, so that's always cool.

flansomeman   11/7/22
"Wow! Just... Wow!
I met a stoner in Gainesville, Fl once who told me his philosophy was, "You can't appreciate moderation until you've appreciated excess."

After viewing this video and seeing quite a few of her other videos, I am beginning to think Jayce may be related to that guy. This girl loves to pile it on! In a big way pile it on!

She can take more gooey substances in her face than most people will take on their entire body. She can take more mess than most WAM models take in ten videos!

Her ability to take a licking and keep on ticking is fully on display in this video. Plus you get the privilege of seeing her naked so it's a win/win any way you look at it.

Speaking of which, watching this and seeing her lying on her back getting repeatedly pied and caked in the face while her nude body was on display, I couldn't help but fantasize about what a supreme pleasure it would have been to fuck her then and there while the pies and cakes kept piling up on her lovely face.

Nerblenerble   11/6/22
"Violet Excels at Unabashed, Unfettered Perverseness
The year 2022 has marked the meteoric rise of Violet Vixen as a WAM powerhouse on Umd. Gradually teasing heavier coverage, each successive video shows an increased comfort at displaying sexual deviance and her own WAM fantasies on camera for all of us to see. This is what she would be doing even with the cameras off. This bundle is a great deal, and I feel like each scene is necessary to enjoy the full effect of Violet's horny escapade. You get the warm-up, the escalation, the climax, and the falling action/conclusion. And the best part is, the socks stay on.

WAMOptimist93   11/4/22
"Aurora at Saturation Hall
Aurora is very well dressed for her visit at Saturation Hall and it isn't long before she sits on a messy pie and has her smart outfit filled and smeared. After a soup fight and some sitting down in mixed mess they remove the jackets and Splosh them with mess on the seat before putting them back on. They squeal at the coldness but Aurora is soon comfortable wearing messy clothes and wears them very well. Then a cola wash down which has a great affect on the the outfit. Finally Aurora receives a custard facial and a hair wash for Honeysuckle until soaked and dripping with Custard!

Max Wamalot   11/3/22
""Oops!" she said ;-)
Kaydens doesn't wait to get herself covered up by all the chocolate. After she realized that she had chocolate all over she was a little bit "surprised," what she didn't hold back from cover herself with even more chocolate. Great scene that one would really like to do.

CustardCrazy   11/3/22
"Great idea!
What a great idea and such awesome to look at. First the jellylike blueberry mess and then the masses of the Bavarian cream. One could really believe Kayden really enjoyed this sensational scene.

CustardCrazy   11/3/22
"They really did not take a break
The way they first used the marshmallow-fluff and then got messed up with all the other stuff on top is just brilliant. Nice combination of wet and not so wet mess in alternation. Love this.

CustardCrazy   11/3/22
"Another Top of the Line Scene
No one does (seemingly) random horny escapades in the mud quite like Jayce and the House of Mess. Adding another beautiful woman (Alice) into the equation is only going to be a plus. The schoolgirl outfits are a nice touch as well. Per usual, the two women get muddy, naked, and end up getting each other off. No matter how many mud scenes Jayce puts out, each one feels fresh and like a must-buy. You can't go wrong here.

WAMOptimist93   11/3/22
"Chloe's Most Erotic Scene Yet
Admittedly, I'm biased with this review. I love black socks of all varieties on women, from ankle, thigh-high to knee-high, etc. I also really like black workout apparel. So, Chloe had me from the first image of her in the black shorts, socks, and sports bra. As always, Chloe is a willing participant in getting messy and shows zero aversion to it; in fact, it's quite the reverse. She's obviously very visibly aroused by the experience. About halfway through the scene, she's stripped down to a skimpier black bra and very tight, small black underwear, at one point pulling them open so that slime can fall down onto her crotch. Much to my pleasure, the socks stay on.

Another simple yet thoroughly effective scene, well lit, well shot, and with a subject who is very enthusiastic to share her fetish with the rest of us.

WAMOptimist93   11/2/22
"Amazing white baggy t-shirt swimming video! Wish more are made.
Amazingly hot video! I loved watching the play going on in the oversized 4XL baggy t-shirt. Seeing the t-shirt float over and around both dudes made me wish I had a pool myself and that same t-shirt to play in. It was obvious both dudes were enjoying the moment with their raging boners tenting in their pj lounge pants. And then of course stroking through the baggy soft semi-transparent t-shirt material made the video fulfill the very reason of why I downloaded it for. Because of this video, I ended up playing and cumming in one of my white baggy oversized t-shirts in the shower soon after watching this. It's also inspired me to order a bunch of Asos 4XL t-shirts myself, however it's a shame the Collusion cartoon fruit Pals Stick Together t-shirt is sold out now. Please make more videos with that 4XL Asos t-shirt! I hope you have multiple t-shirts of that same design so perhaps you can trash one up one day (get it muddy, stretch it out to make it even more baggy, etc) and still keep a nice one on hand for other showing off videos and have further play sessions in it.

smelltheglove   11/1/22
"Finally!
Harley G is one of the most beautiful models I have ever seen. To see her in a pie video is the culmination of a dream I have had for years!

Thank you, Harley, you have a big place in my heart now!

Nerblenerble   10/31/22
"A Super Messy Cheekyluna
I have been waiting for this scene to be released from when i watched cheekyluna's halloween trailer and it does Not disappoint. From the very start you see luna getting ready and from there it only gets messy, with plenty of gunge from a blaster, to being coverd in foam, to the overhead gunge drop there is plenty of mess. Ontop of that there is also luna's reactions that just make this a great scene. Can't wait to see what come's next.

Gungebob   10/29/22
"Danielle Maye, getting sensual in slime.
Danielle Maye gets slow fucked, by a fucking machine, whilst covering herself with blue & white slime.

This may turn you on! Orr, it may make you wish that you had control of the speed level, for the dildo. as then, you could really get Danielle in a frenzy, by turning it up or down. Which would have made her cum louder.

3 out of 5.

Wheelchairman   10/29/22
"A posh lady and a nurse, get messy!
This is a good video, if you enjoy watching a female model, in a nurses uniform getting messed up. However, as, there's no volume on this video, even if you turn it right up. This is the case for both sections on the video, which is disappointing.

2.5 out of 5.

Wheelchairman   10/29/22
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