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First time for sale on the UMD. Cali Logan is a wild thing, she had it all, she was rich, she lived in a penthouse, she had an awesome sports car and she was also very demanding. I'm busy too so when she gets going on about fixing the shower I had a... Starring: | ||||
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Happy Valentine's! I'm ready, so excited for our valentine's date, got my beautiful new dress on and my new heels too, do you like my outfit? Oh you've got me a little card thanks babe, let's open it aww happy valentines day and you've wrote me a p... Starring: | |||||
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It's time for my messy paradise, this time dressed in full leather, leather jacket, leather trousers and with my beautiful black boots, I have lots of pies and several buckets of chocolate and strawberry to enjoy the experience.
Slowly the mess is c... Starring: | |||||
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Get ready for a Valentine's day surprise when Pup Brinks stops by to give Gunge Himbo a wild and creamy treat! After getting several pies launched at him, Gunge Himbo gets a few buckets of slime poured over him until he's covered from head to toe in... Starring: | |||||
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After posting in the Forums, FrodoBean undertakes her largest task so far.
Over 500 Shaving foam pies, 5 cakes and 8 buckets of gunge await her as she completes her very first Pie Per Reply, with the help of a special Guest.
Wearing nothing at all,... Starring: | ||||
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Welcome to Messy Disco with your favorite funky babe. Boogie down to a groovy song of the most far out decade. Indulge in pies, chocolate syrup and a stellar bowl of electric blue condensed milk. Can you dig it? Starring: | ||||
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I love talking about my feet while I get messy. This video is great because I talk about how I had such a long day and how I have been on my feet all day long. My feet have been in my flats all day and a pie to the face is the perfect thing to end a... Starring: | ||||
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I have loads of fun with my big hot pink toy in deep vanilla cake batter with flufdy cream pies! I dunk myself over and over, blow my toy, pie myself, submerge, and even fuck myself with my toy! I show off my messy feet and get completely messy! Starring: | ||||
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Willow finds out the hard way what happens to the pies that are leftover. She gets nailed with numerous creamy pies in the face and on her ass. Starring: | ||||
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Belle O'Hara has her pantyhose filled with spaghetti, mac n cheese, beans, cornflakes with mayo and topped off with sweet corn with crushed savoury pies somewhere in the mix; plus, she turns her boobs nutty and her cute ass green! Starring: | ||||
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This bundle comprises the 2 scenes that detailed Saul's epic degrading, messy punishment from Lionel. With pies, cum enriched slime (!) and so much more, you don't want to miss this one.
Please see individual scenes for full details. Starring: | ||||
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I'd just stepped out of a hot, steamy shower- clean hair, clean everything- when I was face to face with Draid, a pie, and a camera. Big mistake! I give him a chance to say sorry and back out of the punishment plenty of times, but he ends up taking... Starring: | ||||
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Megan and Robyn are back and have 2 gunge newbies to get messy for the first time, Lola and Wild Moon!
The girls take it in turns pouring gunge over their bodies before starting with Robyn, they pour the rest of the bucket over their head, much to e... Starring: | ||||
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Join me and JustJade as we aim to see just how well our friend has stayed fit, and find out just how... messy they can be. She has a set goal: Complete the simple workout set. Each failed workout: a mess equal to how badly she fails. From simple pies... Starring: | ||||
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Sexy boss babe Alana commands the room in a cream-colored jacket, dipping low to reveal her tempting cleavage. Her dark hair cascades over her shoulders, framing her striking eyes and bold red lips as she teases and taunts her devoted client. With a... Starring: | |||||
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Patty and Joanna join us for a few super short scenes with Patty taking a few solid pies in the face followed by Joanna getting slimed! Starring: | ||||
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Kaydens, in tights / pantyhose, and Jade, wearing only knickers, do a Valentine's Party themed mutual trashing with sticky hearts and balloons to play with.
Within 5 minutes Kaydens is naked because that's how she rolls, and Valentine's pies are bro... Starring: | ||||
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How do we like to celebrate Valentines?
Well watch this to find out how I believe is a perfect Lovers Messy Sex Session at home.
Staring by opening our cards to each other, we then prepare to have messy sex. Taking off my black dress I reveal a ver... Starring: | |||||
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Here we have a scene involving The Wife, Ellie, and Lilly. And when these three get together, Lilly usually takes the brunt of... or all of... the mess. But not this time! With the pies and slime made and the stage set, Lilly overhears The Wife and... Starring: | ||||
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Fresh, clean, and showered, we meet Everly again backstage after her episode on the Hot Mess Express. She tells us a bit about her experience, and how she's so relieved to finally be clean. Well, that certainly doesn't last long! Everly is met wit... Starring: | |||||
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For Your Pies Only
Dawn's mission to embark upon a new career as "A sailor on the sea of slime" gets lost at sea, fast! Appropriately dressed for her impending voyage towards her inevitable and slippery doom, she soon finds herself drenched in gung... Starring: | |||||
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Michelle Messy Miss (in her school cheerleader uniform) and Amber West have fun at the school fete. They wanted to sell cakes and pies to raise money for the school, but when their teacher forbids them, they use all the gloopy mess on each other...... Starring: | ||||
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Nina finds out how messy green slime, pies, and chocolate syrup can be. Video also includes the bonus showering scene. Starring: | ||||
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Are you ready for an epic, messy extravaganza?
Because Dawn isn't!
Enter, The Wheel of Goo.
New to UMD, this is Episode Six of the messiest interactive game in TikTok history! Watch this instant classic live stream replay, as Dawn spins her way t... Starring: | |||||
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I got dressed all nice in a brand new suit and met up with an old friend for round 2 of him destroying me. in this scene, I get hit with 10 pies of various flavors and enjoy it all. Great for those of you who like formal attire and long pie hang time... Starring: | ||||
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Our popular "Don't Order the Special" series continues and this time the unfortunate customers are Anastasia and Vivian Fox. Both are well dressed as they insist on ordering the special. Well, they wanted the special and they get it in spades as Pene... Starring: | ||||
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We're having a nice evening at your place when a storm hits! Like the gentleman you are, you offer to let me stay the night and keep safe from the elements. Unprepared, I ask you to borrow a t-shirt to sleep in, and start to change into it- oh, you... Starring: | ||||
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Welcoming you all to the Bakery's very own icer gunge tank game... The Risk Factor on today's episode we have the very first beautiful British Gilf Lacey Starr as our Contestant! The aim of the game is simple the contestant will have 10 quiz questio... Starring: | |||||
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Watch Jinxxx and her sister Binxxx slop each other up with pies, apples sauce, and chocolate syrup. Starring: | ||||
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More than 50 pies and 4 buckets full of foam will surely result in something very fun, this time at the request of my dear client I wore my red lingerie that I love so much!
Slowly and sensually I put the pies on my pretty face leaving behind my imp... Starring: | ||||
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Mrs Nicole is back and she's been captured with the only way to escape, covering herself in gunge and pies!
She's reluctant but as it's the only option, she soon starts, picking up the first bucket of bright pink gunge and pouring it right over her... Starring: | ||||
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Jessie is having a great time at the Babes company party but really needs to use the toilet. She tries the boys bathroom, no luck. She tries the girls bathroom also locked. Desperate, Jessie runs down the hall and finds a room labeled Clown. Since sh... Starring: | ||||
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Loys is a new guy with beautifull blue eyes. In this session, he experiment the first pieing of his life!
This pie virgin receive a first merringue cream pie in his face and seems shocked after that! He swip the cream from his eyes, but another pie... Starring: | ||||
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Nma makes a grand return to our beloved island for a Splatterpocalypse like no other. As he reclines leisurely, pies are ready to meet their fate--Nma! Nma takes each pie like a champ, wearing them proudly like badges of honor... or should we say, b... Starring: | ||||
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I started by preparing 6 thick and creamy cool whip pies before setting my sights on my horny cock. I slam the first pie in my face feeling the pure ecstasy of cream covering my head and falling down onto my bare chest. I stroke my cock as I begin to... Starring: | |||||
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Welcome to the next installment of our "Quickie" series! These are shorter scenes at a lower price that get right to the point of getting our girls messy!
Samantha seems very nervous about putting her feet up on the table, because she knows that Th... Starring: | ||||
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The Monarch's new show offers couples the chance to resolve their grudges in a very messy way.
Cillian brings his grudge against Brigitte, that she behaved badly on a night out, to us and when Brigitte accepts the challenge, the warring couple compe... Starring: | ||||
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This is the video that saw me take a years break from making messy content! My messiest video I've ever filmed. I am surprised with over 100ltrs of gunge and porridge and a relentless barrage of foam and pies. Thankfully enough time has passed for... Starring: | |||||
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Dawn's back again, and so is her messy old Wheel, bringing in 2025 with a splat!
With a face full of pie and a heart full of dreams, watch Dawn ring in the new year in gloriously chaotic, sloppy style!
Goo-ranteed to make you smile.
Music: Fun
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After playing a messy and sweet game with Diana plus a lot of honey and creamy pies, Monica goes to get soaked wet! Starring: | ||||
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It's Clara's turn to face the questions, and she is confident that she can get them right and escape unscathed. But we know that isn't going to happen on this show. Patricia is your host, and you'll see from the pictures that she, and Norma, loved wa... Starring: | ||||
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Your maid baked a bunch of pies for you. Instead of eating them you smash them on her face and then cover her in raw batter. Starring: | ||||
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Sat in front of a creamy cake, Pierrot thinks about the taste of this delicious dessert.
When suddently, his face is violently pushed into the cake. He has now the face completly covered in cake! Then his face is repeatedly smashed into the cake, o... Starring: | ||||
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Dawn thought she was just spinning the wheel--she didn't realise that she was signing up for a pie-pocalypse!
With every spin unleashing more ooey, gooey, mess, the game descends into utter chaos as Dawn is buried under a mountain of goo, laughs, an... Starring: | |||||
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Kaydens and Morrgan play a game of rock paper scissors where the loser draws a dare (or safe card). The dares are... green slime, pies, strip, and for the final loser... a bucket of ketchup and a bucket of ranch! Who ends up naked? Who ends up nast... Starring: | ||||
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It's the Wheel of Goo!
Brand new to UMD, this is the messiest interactive game in TikTok history! Watch as Dawn spins her way to gooey glory (or drippy defeat) with the audience. Expect pies, buckets of gunge, and the kind of slippery chaos that dr... Starring: | |||||
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Dakota has really risen as a Messygirl. She started out as shy high school senior over a year ago, and now as a college freshman, she has gone full blown hardcore. In this shoot she shows off her twerking skills as she gets pied and slimed. She talks... Starring: | ||||
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Penelope is going to teach Celeste the finer points of becoming a stripper. Penelope's teaching method is a bit unusual, because she will discipline her students with pies and slime if they do not learn properly. Well, poor Celeste is unable to follo... Starring: | ||||
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Lady Loulia looses her messy virginity playing Pie Your Card Right.
this is genuinely her first time 1 in front of the the camera and 2 ever being messed.
hosted by Lord Wellington he introduces us to Lady Loulia who is his real life Friend (so he... Starring: | ||||
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New boss Lauren has decided that The Treatment is humiliating, degrading and demeaning to women. So she bans it with immediate effect. When Cherry asks what she should do with all the supplies that remain, Lauren says she doesn't care... big mistak... Starring: | ||||