Reviews
Written by actual UMD customers
"Unbelievable!"
It's not so much the mud or the sexy cheerleader outfit that makes this scene great... it is Jayce going absolutely nuts that makes this great. I have never seen anyone try to 'eat' the mud before. She is taking it like a champion and totally humiliating herself... and loving it!
the real GoOfBaLL  2/15/23
"Great outdoors scene"
another beautiful model gets soaked and totally naked! would love to see more formal clothes in the pool getting soaked and stripped, keep it up!
the real GoOfBaLL  2/15/23
"Sexy models in the shower"
Two sexy models! Great shower and sex.

Keep 'em coming, would love to see more formal clothes getting soaked and stripped.
the real GoOfBaLL  2/15/23
"Really cute and risky"
Really cute video love it that outfit is amazing. You look amazing I can't believe you did that where people can see Xxx.
messy944  2/14/23
"A great gunging!"
We are given plenty of reasons to dislike this snooty egomaniac character, which makes a great built up to her utterly humiliating gunging.

When the gunge drops, it's thick, gloopy and green, you can even hear delicious squelches as if slops onto her head, and piles over her face, dropping off in big dollops.

Made me reminisce of times I've been underneath such a messy covering.

Colour and consistency are off the chart! A very satisfying, brief gunging, aimed largely at her face, followed by exaggerated whinging and whining! Will drive thesd guys wild!
MistaOveralls  2/13/23
"Masterful"
Messy Married Couple is one of the best stores in the world of WAM, and this latest scene is a reminder why. The amount of craft and passion on display from this real married couple who have been wamming together offscreen for years is apparent. The different camera angles here are also a plus.

The scene really sings with the X-rated version. We get the full playful non-X-rated scene with Kate playing a game of musical chair (not chairs), getting pied and slime. I particularly loved the green and blue slime, from the color to the consistency. Kate "accidentally" flashes her boobs, and then begins to play them why breathing sensually, eventually calling Wildthang over for some more fun. She sucks him off and gives him a handjob while talking dirty. It's incredible how different "dirty-talking" Kate is from Pg-wam Kate. As another bonus, I'm a fan of fit bodies on women, and I particularly enjoyed seeing Kate's toned back, as well as her muscular arms flexing as she performed her XXX act on her husband. Spectacular scene!
WAMOptimist93  2/12/23
"So Hot it Hurts"
Here we have Aimme getting pied, gunged, and feathered for her 35th birthday, with some cake-sitting involved. She's wearing some very sexy black lingerie. First, however, she covers herself in sexy Marshmallow cream before being doused in rice krispies. I love her amused exclamations of "Fuck" or "shit" as she's pied and gunged by dormant. The way she wallows in the chocolatey slop in the final part of the scene is beyond erotic. Seeing her cover her books and everywhere else, it manages to not be explicit but toes the line ever closer to that. This is a spectacular scene and I'd rate it even higher than excellent if I could.
WAMOptimist93  2/10/23
"Another amazing video!"
May be the best video yet! Love the close-up view so you can really hear the pies explode out of nowhere. The bratty dialogue is great. Who doesn't want to see a brat getting nailed with pies? The rapid fire pies are also amazing.
Pie Blaster  2/9/23
"Amazing mud video as always and that hair Omg"
That hair beehive all muddy is the most hair erotic ever you have ever done. Please don't stop i love when you mess your mane. I hope that mud has not hurt too much your mane.
tarnia  2/8/23
"Great gunge video starring the beautiful Lottie"
Great video where the beautiful Lottie shows us just how much she loves gunge and been gunged! And boy does she like the gunge.

Would highly recommend.
piepiefornow  2/7/23
"Another blazing hot sensual dildo romp in mud"
Another amazing muddy sensual experience. Scenes of this calibre are super rare, and the entire mud series in Violet's store is one of a kind; honestly the best produced on Umd.net. Camera work is top notch, same as the other videos. No-one can mix the genuine sensual, sexiness, raw explicit energy, and love for mud. I am wishing Violet could stay in this muddy locale longer and film more. Video is super hot, do not miss out on this one. Hope there is more outdoor muddy videos on this store in the near future--instant purchase.
retoast  2/7/23
"Pied in Park to Messybabe all-in-one day"
Coming fresh off her 'Pied in the Park' debut, and waiting for her clothes to finish in the wash, Sophia decides she wants to become a Babe and gets initiated by Alana. Still a little nervous at first about all the pies, Sophia takes to the mess like a natural. By the end Alana has stripped her dress down, leaving us with a breathtaking view of Sophia's round and juicy booty as she smears cream all over it. Sophia is cute and bubbly, with a great laugh.
Fireandice  2/6/23
"More Than Meets the Eye"
This is a shorter, yet still superb, scene from Madison of Rubber Cartoon. She covers herself in this amazing-looking light green/blue goop, transforming her features entirely. Her right hand is not visible for much of the video, but based on the motion of her shoulder, it isn't hard to guess what she's up to. She also fill her mouth with the substances, treating it like lava from a volcano, essentially. If you need a quick WAM pick-me-up, this is the scene to get.
WAMOptimist93  2/6/23
"Aim-azing!"
Lovely Aimme looks great in this video, not wearing much apart from that cling film that keeps her in place as she endures multiple facefulls of pie. I say endures but I think she enjoyed it really with her sexy reactions. She can't wipe her face so she licks her lips a lot, which I love. I particularly like the chocolate pies--one of them couldn't be squarer in the face and she gets a good mouthful of it! Great job Dormant and Aimme again!
Pie Punk  2/5/23
"Sloane is Sensational"
Fantastic scene with the lovely Sloane. Not much story but not really necessary. It does have a slightly spontaneous, off-the-street vibe which is pretty cool. I'd love to see Sloane in a Messygirl BJ shoot.
Dr. Frankenslime  2/2/23
"Sensual Semi-exhibitionism in the Mud"
Even though no one spotted Melonie (apart from her roommate who is filming the scene), there was a high risk of Melonie being seen, as she says herself at one point during the video. Hilariously, the camera starts rolling before she is ready, and she playfully chastises her roommate for it. Once again, the scene starts off playfully as Melonie goofs around in the mud, only to become much quieter (aside from heavy breathing) and sensual by the end. Love everything here, especially the face and boob coverage. Melonie gets so into it that it doesn't look like she is concerned in the least if someone spots her. I also love how the mud essentially camouflages her into the background, and the overhead lighting from the trees adds to the sensual mood of the scene.

Really well done. I look forward to her 2023 mud fun when the season comes around.
WAMOptimist93  2/2/23
"Brilliant Transition from Silly to Sensual"
Silly can be sexy, and Melonie's own fun personally is very much present in this video (which I believe was the first scene of hers I ever bought). She plays in the mud, eventually head-dunking in it. As evidenced by that wonderful thumbnail, she covers her face and hair in it, and you can tell she's actually turned on as she's no longer laughing, but fully relishing the sensation of being covered in the gritty mud. I can't help but get excited in more ways than one even just from the thumbnail, let alone at that portion of the video. This was a terrific first mud scene for Melonie.
WAMOptimist93  2/2/23
"Zoey gets gooey!"
Good-looking girl, bare feet, pies in the face, you can't go far wrong here can you? I love the Wife's comedy "evil" accent here, but Zoey is the star on this occasion and assumes the role of messy detainee perfectly. My favourite moment is one point where the Wife instructs Zoey to look up, upon which the man dumps four or five pies in her face while she wiggles her toes and flexes her feet. An instant classic WAM moment for me. Much as I like the tickling in previous skits like this, Zoey obviously wasn't down for that, and that's cool. The girls always come across as having real fun on this video, and I think that's because the Man and the Wife have created a friendly environment where all models are comfortable with what they're doing. Kudos to them for that, and to Zoey for being an awesome sport and taking what they have to dish out!
Pie Punk  2/1/23
"Freddy turned this into his own personal cringefest"
Disappointing. Steven and Ste are hot but anytime tht American opened his mouth i honest to god cringed. Tried to overtake the entire scene...
MessyPink  1/31/23
"Going Loco with the Black Paint"
Candy specializes with providing some cheekiness with the sexiness of Wam. She initially covers herself in foam, only to later become completely unrecognizable cover head to toe in black paint, with only her back left unpainted. I love everything about this, as black paint is easily a top 5 (maybe even top 3) WAM/sploshing substance for me. I love how thick the paint is, and how it coats her completely. Candy ends up masturbating at the end. You can't go wrong with this scene.
WAMOptimist93  1/30/23
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