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"Buy
Incredible. The peat is amazing and Stella obviously loves it. Very thick, not watery at all. The ground swallows her slowly. Wish every quicksand scene was like this.

QSS.txt   7/23/22
"Stella gets it
Stella never disappoints and now she is innovating several first-of-a-kind videos. These were great and make you feel like you were there.

SydneyCarton   7/23/22
"A Lilly classic
Lilly is one of the best to take a pie and it's hard to believe she's done it so well since she came on. Her trademark overalls are messed up great and the ending with her smiling at the camera still covered in pies and slime was the cherry on top.

capitalson   7/21/22
"If you're a Lilly fan, this is a must buy
I loved the way this QnA was conducted, and Lilly being so nonchalant as she gets hit with pie after pie was amazing.

capitalson   7/21/22
"Lilly gets battered!
This is a great pieing and sliming of Lilly. I love her snark throughout the whole bit and I love how much enjoyment there is throughout.

capitalson   7/21/22
"Pies look good on Lilly
Lilly takes pies tremendously in this bit, and seeing the cream fall from her face onto her overalls is so great.

capitalson   7/21/22
"Shamelessly sensual and intimate in the best way!
I will admit, when I saw the size of the kiddie pool full of mud, I was worried that Boychucker wouldn't have enough room to get herself well covered and really enjoy herself. I should not have doubted her. This scene is intensely sensual and intimate, and that starts right from the word go. Even before she started getting out of her clothes, I was captivated by Boychucker and couldn't tear my eyes off her. The scene is split into two video files, and the first one is fully-clothed until about two thirds of the way through with her bra staying on until the last couple minutes. I am generally not really into a build-up that long, but Boychucker really makes it work. The mud is silky smooth, and it looks incredible covering her whether she's wearing clothes or not. The bit that stands out to me, though, starts about five minutes in, where she leans in close to the camera and slowly rubs mud into her hair, around her neck, and behind her ears. It's shamelessly sensual and intimate, and I had a lot of fun imagining how that must feel. Of course, even if I were not inclined to love the build up in this scene, when Boychucker reaches for her dildo a couple minutes into the second video, the things she does more than make any wait worth it. She absolutely knows how to give the camera a good show, and you'll get to watched her sliding her dildo into her muddy pussy from several angles as she slithers around the pool. It's lovely, and I feel like the world is a better place now because I saw it.

WritesNaughtyReviews   7/21/22
"Instant Jayce Classic! Full coverage and wicked, filthy fun!
This scene is almost 19 minutes of Jayce doing what Jayce does best. It starts out with some fun hammy outrage at having to tromp through the mud in a fancy party dress, and before long she proceeds to a series of incredible full-body faceplants into the deep, buttery mud (no mud spitting, but the face plants are still magnificent). From there, the scene follows the trajectory we all know and love. Jayce gets covered in mud, rips her dress off, gets naked, and decides that she actually quite likes wallowing around in the mud. It's beautiful, and the texture of the mud is perfect. Tons of muddy dives and head encasements to enjoy. When the scene gets naughty, Jayce knows exactly what she's doing; She puts on a hell of a naughty show, and the camera is perfectly operated to see absolutely everything. She puts on an amazing show as she grinds her ass and pussy into the mud, and the close up of her pussy as she cums and squirts in the mud is pure, filthy fun. Even with all that, the hottest moment for me came a little bit later. A little less than sixteen minutes in, Jayce crawls up to the higher, thicker mud bank. She wraps her arms up in a huge amount of the thick muck, pulls it over herself almost like a blanket, stares into the camera and slides her fingers over her muddy pussy. It might have been because I had been watching her writhe around in the delicious mud for a while at that point, but that moment reached out of the screen, grabbed me by the balls, and demanded tribute. Definitely get this scene. It's wicked fun as only Jayce can deliver.

WritesNaughtyReviews   7/21/22
"Amazing gungey play in a sexy athletic outfit!
This scene really delivers on value I love that theres 3 angles from which we can observe all the messy, slippery fun. Right out of the gate, Luna is is super playful and sensous pouring the slime over every inch of her volumptous body. The Lycra shorts filling accompanied by squelching noises as the mixed up gunge runs down her legs is super erotic. All in all, this is an excellent scene and one that sets the bar high for future releases from Luna!

messylycra123   7/20/22
"Hot, sticky sex in masses of mess
Oh my god! What can I say? This scene is just mindblowing; super hot, sex-in-muck action that just goes on and on. I'm even getting an erection writing my review! If only there were more of it's kind. Beautiful.

mudsprite   7/19/22
"Hot asf
One of the hottest videos I've ever seen. Love the mud, looks like it was real nice to play in. Love the jockstrap too and how muddy it got and I loved that you kept it on even after cumming, which was also super hot! Those jeans looked really nice on you too! I hope you never wash those clothes, especially the jockstrap, which by the way, I would love to see get muddy again!

PPupRiley   7/19/22
"Nyssa is one of the top babes.
Nyssa is one incredible quicksand model with a gorgeous figure and very warm, sexy voice. The way she writhes around in the mud is a huge turn on, and well worth the money. In short 20 mins. of sheer ecstasy.

grimpen68   7/18/22
"Fantastic mess!
This is a fantastic scene. The chemistry is great and the mess is spectacular. Absolutely recommend if you are considering it!

gguy254   7/16/22
"A great video! *chefs kiss*
Amazing! Violet brings pleasure and mess in a super sexy video! the goo running down as she pleasures herself is so hot! of solo wam shows, this vid is a 10 /10 in my book! A+ always looking for more! Added to the "homework' folder!

pieter2k4   7/16/22
"Too much wasted potential
In the beginig, all is well prepared for a good messy scene: a well dressed woman, beautiful makeup and hair done. But then this guy makes his appearance, acting nervously, awkwardly searching for the next substance, and standing in front of the camera all the time.

Although the scene is thought well, the acting of this guy ruins it all.

Every time you want to watch the model's face expression or reactions you instead see the neck or face of that guy. Highly unprofessional.

I would rate 5 stars for the model but minus 5 for the performance of that guy. Which, unfortunately, sums up to Zero.

Surely the model had a good experience, and she didn't ruin her expensive clothes for nothing. But for the spectator it is rather a pain.

This setting had so much potential but in the end, the impresion remains of a guy who thought 'I always wanted to pour a lot of substances over a well dressed women, so I just do it, and perhaps someone is stupid enough to buy it'.

Well, I am one of them but I regret my purchase.

dodo4711   7/15/22
"Amazing slime and Yiyi's fun personality make this a must-have
First off, Yiyi is absolutely adorable and her fun personality really sells this scene. It's great fun to see her laugh and wink at the camera. Really, she's fun throughout, and she takes each slime facing straight up with her mouth wide open. Love to see it. The slime is oatmeal-based too, which makes for an amazing texture that pours well but is still gloppy and satisfying. Yiyi's top comes off about a quarter of the way through and she loses her panties at around the halfway mark, so you'll get plenty of chances to admire her naked and thoroughly slimy. All in all, another outstanding scene in an outstanding series.

WritesNaughtyReviews   7/14/22
"A filthy, shameless romp in the mud!
This scene is filthy fun, and I enjoyed every second of it. First off, I love the idea of Melonie kayaking around in lingerie and a vinyl trench coat. It makes me want to spend more time on the water. The spot that Melonie has chosen has a lot of rich, dark, natural mud, and she has an incredible wallow in it. If you've come her for her glorious tits, then you will not be disappointed, since Melonie spends a lot of time rubbing mud over her chest both before and after she loses the bra. I was also very happy to see her spread thick handfuls of mud over her thighs. Most delightful. This scene doesn't go further than topless, but the little noises Melonie makes in the last half will definitely have you thinking x-rated thoughts. Ultimately, it's a ton of fun to watch Melonie enjoying herself in the mud, and she puts on an intoxicating show in this scene.

WritesNaughtyReviews   7/14/22
"Three incredible scenes for the price of one!
Each of the three scenes is easily worth the price of this offering. The first one features a huge number of face-dunkings and plenty of awesome upskirt peeks. Foxy and Sonia absolutely know what we want to see and it is beautiful! The second scene doesn't feature any nudity, but both ladies take plenty of dives and face-dunkings into the mud, so you will not be disappointed with the coverage. The third scene is easily the hottest. Foxy is absolutely wicked in pushing a blind-folded Sonia into the mud and making sure she is completely covered. They both end up absolutely coated in mud, with a huge number of open-mouth face dunkings. It's a mud-lovers paradise from the word go, but Foxy has a special treat in the last couple minutes: The last two minutes are a tour of the most intimate parts of Foxy's muddy body. Seriously, the screen-filling close-ups of Foxy spreading her pussy and running her fingers between her vulva and her legs made me cum so hard that I'm still having trouble typing due to my shaking hands. Get this and thank me later. It's amazing.

WritesNaughtyReviews   7/14/22
"Beautiful slimings! Haley looks delicious throughout!
Alright, so first off: Heley's top was custom-made for sliming scenes and nobody can ever say otherwise. She takes her slimings like an absolute champion, and each and every one of them features her looking up with an open mouth and spitting huge mouthfuls of slime down over herself. It's beautiful and you'll like it, trust me. Near the halfway mark, there are some naughty downblouse peeks and nip slips, but it's not long before she loses her top completely. Haley takes several more topless slimings and, while the coverage is very good, she does not get too naughty with her slimy indulgence. Even so, Haley takes the slimings like a champ, so if you're looking for quality slime scenes, you're in the right place.

WritesNaughtyReviews   7/14/22
"An intimate and delicious romp in the mud
This is a scene shot by mud-lovers, specifically for mud-lovers. The camera-work in this scene is absurdly good. I'll spare you the jargon, but the way the scene is shot, you'll feel like you're in the mud pit with Brenda. It's absolutely intoxicating. She takes her time covering herself, so fans of clothes destruction will get their money's worth. There are a ton of amazing close-ups in this scene, and each of them will make you want to dive into your screen and join Brenda. At around the halfway mark, Brenda starts pleasuring herself with a toy and, while I always like seeing a beautiful woman enjoying herself, the masturbation itself doesn't involve much mess. Even so, I'd definitely recommend this scene to anybody who likes watching a lovely lady get covered in mud and pleasure herself for the camera. It's absolutely lovely and I'd be lying if I said it didn't scratch my itch when I picked up the scene.

WritesNaughtyReviews   7/14/22
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