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"Fiendishly messy!
I love this! Both victims are great, but I just love that beard! Beards make such perfect pie targets! Everyone in this video does a great job, from the host to the victims.

piesrus   6/3/22
"My new favorite savory scene! As sloppy as I hoped for and more!
When I saw the savory scene with Lilly, I was wishing for more savory from The Man. The Wife. The Store. and boy was my wish granted!

The Wife gets absolutely annihilated and her reactions truly show how unhappy and shocked she is by all of the slop being poured on her.

I love also how The Man and Lilly make sure not to waste anything that is sitting on the floor.

If you are a fan of savory or humiliation or WAM in general, this scene is a must-own!

And my hope is that every girl in the The Man. The Wife. The Store. universe has to be subjected to the savory annihilation.

fsgunge   6/3/22
"A fun scene
Erin said that this was fun to take part in, which I can believe: it looked like both people were enjoying themselves, so it was fun to watch. They didn't stick rigorously to the rules, but there was still some structure to it along with spontaneity.

At the start, I was a bit dubious about them searching for tiles when the gunge/foam was so shallow (i.e. this didn't seem like much of a challenge), but the gunge got deeper as the scene progressed, so all the mess effectively got used twice.

The only change I'd suggest is that when one person gets the "X" tile (winning the game), the other person should remove any clothing they've got left.

flank   6/2/22
"100 out of 100 yet again for Melonie and her vast array of ideas
I was mesmerised by this new scene by Melonie, i could see it was cold as a couple of things stood out ;-) there was certainly gravity & power of that water causing a few issues ;-) (you nearly lost them lol, the photo file that comes with the scene are awesome, Melonie has certainly created great content with all of her scenes, you can never tell what she'll be up to next for her future scenes, i'm so pleased Melonie came on this website as it was starting to become boring with some dull content from others doing the same thing, with Melonie she thinks her ideas through & comes up with fresh original ideas every time :thumbsup:

hota40   5/31/22
"Thick, sexy, and gooey! Just the way I like it!
When I heard Melonie's plan and saw the size of the fluff tub, I was very skeptical that she'd be able to fit both her magnificent tits into it at the same time. I won't say whether she succeeded or not, but it was a lot of fun watching her try. Ultimately, she ends up covered in the entire tub of marshmallow fluff and a large jar of peanut butter, and that's a sight that's worth the cost of the video all on its own. The coverage is thick and very good, and pretty much the only thing that doesn't end up completely slathered is her head and face. That may be a drawback if you are super into messy facials, but honestly I didn't mind it at all. Melonie spends a lot of time massaging the mess into her tits, and it is absolutely mesmerizing. Plus, the noises she makes while she's doing it will make you want to dive through the screen and use her gooey thighs as earmuffs.

WritesNaughtyReviews   5/30/22
"Great scene
Great scene. Loved the gunk dunk. And Topher takes multiple dunkings like a champ. More of him please!

londaniel1   5/30/22
"A must buy for heel or mud lovers
A very strong recommendation for anybody who loves high heels, boots, or tights/pantyhose in mud. Some amazing mud as well as some amazing sounds in this one.

MuddyMessy   5/29/22
"An excellent video for lovers of mud
A definite recommend, especially if you enjoy head to toe mud coverage. The leather leggings and the boots were a definite plus for me. And of course Melonie is absolutely gorgeous.

MuddyMessy   5/29/22
"Hot sploshing model receives a severe trashing and takes the lot!
This is the second part of an exploration of the punishment aspect of WAM and it can safely be described as a little sploshing gem. Not least because it showcases the sploshing talents of Kayleth, who now has at least a couple of WAM films under her belt (or, as it might be more appropriate to say, down her knickers). So although she does not have an extensive portfolio of messy work, she's nevertheless something of a sploshing superstar: superbly curvaceous, she deliciously fills out her lingerie before it's unceremoniously cut off, and she can take a fairly comprehensive trashing, with great reactions and facial expressions (recognizable even under the sheer amount of mess that gets dumped on top of her). A highlight for me is the moment when she takes a pie in her face and to her buttocks while kneeling submissively on the floor, but this clip is really a sequence of highlights! Here's hoping Kayleth returns soon for more really severe gunging and trashing, and congratulations to the Rev for having uncovered or rather covered (with mess) such an excellent WAM model.

Oops   5/27/22
"Sexy, Shamelessly Decadent Fun!
Melonie's tits, served up on a platter with fries and slathered with chili and cheese? Yes please! Watching her slather her lunch all over her head and chest and then literally eat it off herself is decadently sensual and incredibly hot. Not only that, but she is delightfully shameless in how much fun she's having, which makes it even more intoxicating to watch. The thick, gooey mess and the way Melonie reacts to spreading it over her skin will make you wish you could dive into the middle of it and join her for lunch, then stick around and see what she has in mind for dessert.

WritesNaughtyReviews   5/26/22
"Savory fun for lovers of messy hair and messy tits in particular!
Here's a quick question: Do you like messy shampooing and sloppy tit juggling? Of course you do. If for no other reason, you should pick up this scene because Melonie does a lot of both while the beans pour down all over her. It's an instant classic. Melonie has a great playful energy that makes any mess she's getting into twice as fun, and that's on full display in this scene. The coverage starts off a little slow, but not to worry: She gets covered before too long. Although really, I have to come down to the killer 1-2 punch that I mentioned at the beginning. It's tremendous fun to watch Melonie rub beans and catsup all over, around, and under her tits. And even though I don't usually go for messy shampooing, the way she does it is incredibly sensual and sexy. It spoke to me in a profound way, and now I need to change my pants. So yeah, I definitely recommend this scene.

WritesNaughtyReviews   5/25/22
"Going all in on some swampy mud
Just a simple, really enjoyable clip of Melonie in a hot outfit getting super coverage in some some swampy mud. Lighting and quality is excellent for what looks like a spur of the moment, outdoors scene in tough conditions, which is not easy to do!

dominoes   5/24/22
"Humiliatingly hot
Loves this scene, pure torture. This is the type of thing I wish someone would do to me. Helpless and covered head to toe.

bmorecurios   5/23/22
"Amazing, please keep making these!
Amazing all the way through! From the first dip of toes I knew this would be a great video. There isn't many videos of slime baths in this way outside of Japan, and I've always been a huge fan of this style.

Plenty of submerging, including head dunks. Please tell me you shot more than one video in this bath!

renfield9   5/21/22
"Violet is a Monster wammer
This would get 5 hearts just for the description alone, but all I can say is that Violet is completely in her element. Like the last video, this one features (much to my pleasure) black pantyhose. There is a bit of thicker coverage here as well, but it's mostly Violet getting herself off in wild ectasy while making a mess of her food. The angle is perfect. Even though the lighting is washed out a times due to the sun (presumably), this is such an excellent deal for the price (Violet priced it lower due to the lighting), so I'm still giving it a perfect rating. One great thing about experiencing Violet's WAM journey is that she is getting progressively thicker messes, it seems. I hope to someday see her do even more transformative wam/gunge down the road (ie WAM that would make her almost unrecognizable), if she enjoys that.

WAMOptimist93   5/21/22
"Violet and Lilly had the time of their lives getting messy.
Violet and Lilly meet for the very first time was spectacular. The chemistry between the two girls was out of this world. I won't spoil the ending but we see a little risque side of Lilly I wasn't expecting.

Jay31   5/20/22
"Thanks for making such a great video.
I love the woman whose gray shirt changed into deeper color when the green slime poured onto her. I also like to see the judge get punished in the end. Saw her kneel and get slimed. These made me cum a lot.

Gggg123   5/19/22
"Beast tag team match I've ever seen.
This is a match of the century, these two teams really put on a show for their fans. I love it when all the ladies get involved like a free for all, and seeing them all together in the pit is like their playing around which made the match even sexier.

Mudicon20   5/19/22
"Always fun to watch Melonie have fun and get messy!
Right from the start, it's obvious that Melonie is here to have silly, sexy, sloppy fun. The scene opens with our heroine wandering into a pudding factory that has been shut down due to numerous sploshing mishaps, but little does she know that there is a hidden failsafe that activates the works when somebody brings in a lollipop! Overhead pours are always a joy to see, and Melonie makes sure the pudding is thoroughly rubbed in both when her shirt is down and when it's pulled up. She gets the giggles a couple of times, and that's always a plus for fans of silly mess. All in all, with the exception of humiliation, there's probably something you'll like in this scene no matter what style of messy action you enjoy.

WritesNaughtyReviews   5/18/22
"These two are WAM gods already
While I enjoy a variety of different WAM scenes and scenarios, there's nothing quite like seeing a real couple who allows us to be a voyeur on their WAM exploits. Aside from mud coverage and the black grease that Messygirl uses, chocolate is probably my favorite substance in WAM to see someone covered in. There's no shortage of that here. What's great about this scene is that it doesn't feel rehearsed in any capacity; these two are just having a WAM session together and filming it for us to see, but it's incredibly natural and all the more erotic for it. Very excited for what's to come!

WAMOptimist93   5/18/22
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