Mel and Camera Man (CM) enter the woods to learn more about the history of the Smear Witch... Melonie is a white, tattooed BBW with brunette hair, blue eyes, and natural K cup breasts. For this spoof, she wears no makeup and her hair in two braids. She has on a green beanie, a black, long sleeve thermal, blue jeans, hiking boots, and a plaid jacket. She wears a steel framed hiking pack for some parts as well as a lit head lamp, gloves, and scarf in others. A collection of cut scenes:

She begins reading some lore about the Smear Witch as the camera pans the trees, river, and campfire they've discovered. Shots of Mel hiking as she discusses the search for "The Falls." Mel excitedly calls for CM as she discovers a stone structure--and a smear of a substance that is thick and a bright green! Mel is shaken and hikes quickly away. A shot of Mel later, calmer, but still questioning. Mel holding a camera, we don't see her but we hear her. She's confused about why she can always hear "The Falls", but never finds it. Mel comes upon what appears to be an arrow she drew into the ground... even though they've been continually going North. She screams angrily at CM asking if he is f*cking with her. A shot of Mel hearing and chasing after something... something we can't quite hear. Cut to CM finding Mel rocking back and forth scared because she found a green substance on her bag, only for CM to notice the same substance to be drawn in an odd shape on the tree above where Mel was panicking--which does not calm her down. Melonie cheerily calls CM over to show that she's found the start of "The Falls"--she believes they are no longer lost! Now she stands in front of "The Falls" talking about what some folx have said when she realizes CM has been focused on her tits and gets annoyed. In the next clip, she begins telling about "The Falls" again--getting angry and bitter at the end. Mel is then laying down in a tent at night. CM slowly pans again to her cleavage as she talks. During the night, Mel wakes CM scared. The tent shakes around them and she runs out screaming and crying into the darkness--sprinting deeper into the woods. She gives a heartfelt testimonial looking down into her camera as green gunge drips slowly down one side of her head. Camera views switch between Mel and CM's as they discover an abandoned shack. Mel enters alone--we see snippets from the lighting, it sounds like Mel steps through a floorboard and is grabbed from behind sending her phone camera flying. CM enters and sees Mel sitting up dead eyed, begin to lean back. Then Mel has green lime slime dumped on top of her making her giggle and break character. She slurps some out of her cleavage and plays around with it over her bra before squealing as another pour comes. She plays with her saturated scarf and sucks her soaked glove before remembering it has a mixture of sawdust and spits it out disgustedly. She rubs her tummy and her lap over her jeans before waving a final goodbye.