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"Sexy Charlotte's messy destruction"
Buy it--now! This is outstanding, my favourite WAM model was Charlotte, and boy does she take it in this. She looks really smart, classy and sexy, like that girl at the office you really fancy, at the start in a tight skirt, top and heels, then Slymsfords girls start on her and they really dish it out. She gets absolutely destroyed and covered in all sorts of mess, possibly the best wam destruction of a girl I've seen. Love it, love it, love it.
mrangry  10/14/22
"Worth it!"
Fantastic clip! Loved how the suit inflated up with the gunge--very hot. More like this in PVC and latex!
WetBootsLover  10/11/22
"Really fun scene"
I am so happy that I picked this up while it was available, jayce was in rare form and I am really happy I saw her tweet about it being limited time.
jman1130  10/11/22
"Such an eerie and creepy scene which will blow your mind"
What can i say, this new scene by Melonie is just awesome, i cannot believe how Melonie comes up with so many excellent ideas.

I have never seen any scene like this on here, all Melonies ideas are so fresh, i was mesmerised from the start to finish, it was so eerie, i liked the "dated" Black & White of this scene, it gave you a sense of watching those old horror movies back in the day, it would not have the eerieness about it if it was filmed in colour.

Melonie is never afraid to try anything new & this scene proves it 100%.

I have never been disappointed with any of Melonies scenes.

I would strongly suggest if that you have only seen the stills & write up that you get this scene & you will see what a creepy scene it is.
hota40  10/10/22
"Fabulous, Fantastic, Awesome what more can i say!"
Melonie is so creative in all her ideas for her scenes, i've never been disappointed by any scene she has made.

I love it when she scoops the mash out of the container & starts covering her beautiful body in it & some go on the floor lol, i love how those tittie bounce up & down in that tight bra which is trying to keep them in.

After a while it's time for the bra to come off but Melonie finds it difficult to undo the zip but finally after a few attempts it finally gives in & out those mammoth titties are set free.

Melonie is not content with just covering her body in mash & starts to get it in her hair.

You can see how much she is loving the feel of the mash on her body & then Peanut her dog decides to attract her attention maybe wanting to get into the act lol.

recommended scene to all.
hota40  10/10/22
"A creamy performance that will satisfy any appetite!"
A superb performance from Honour May and well worth every penny. The first few minutes is fully-clothed and sets the scene but it's not long before her knickers come off and you get to see her lovely shaved pussy albiet with just the tiniest little tuft of pubic hair remaining. Then she shoves two cream pies into the top of her dress--still in their metal trays--and lets them sit there undisturbed for quite awhile. Then she opens her legs (which remain open for pretty much the rest of the video) and you get to see her gorgeous pussy again but this time being splattered by pie after pie. Eventually the pies inside her top come out and she smashes another one into them but this time I'm guessing it's a lot colder than the previous ones judging by her reaction! We then get her face pied and another pie in her pussy that's really slammed in. I won't spoil the ending for you (and I may have missed out the odd thing here and there) but by now I'm sure you'll recognise that this is a video which can be enjoyed time and time again. So, congratulations again to Honour May for a bravura performance!
Grey1  10/10/22
"Divine"
Great mud, great outfit and great shots, would just like to see a little more video in future (particularly of the first few moments of getting dirty)
MudMeister  10/7/22
"OK but a little disappointing for the price"
Whilst there are some great pie hits in this video, I was a little disappointed that the receiver didn't start clean, but was already covered in pie. Plus it would have been nice to see some full shots of the model in his formal wear, including the socks that were shown off in the photos :)
queerpie13  10/3/22
"Messy Destructions. worth it all!"
First of all, it's unclear if all the items are real items or props for the destruction, but it doesn't matter, in the end the visuals are great, after the purse and bags are destroyed, we finish up with a nice self mess!
tenchi2004  10/2/22
"Awesome scene and so enjoyable in many ways"
It never ceases to amaze me the vast ideas Melonie thinks of for all of her scenes, since Melonie came onto the scene here i have totally enjoyed each & every scene she has created, every one are unique & fresh.

Melonie has really stunning looks, there were a few parts in this scene i enjoyed so much which i know Melonie knows i like, i also liked when Melonie put her head under water & her titties just floated like a couple of islands on the ocean.

I cannot imagine what Melonies next scene will be about but i will say i will be purchasing it & if you haven't ever seen any of Melonies scenes i suggest you have a look as you will not be disappointed.
hota40  9/26/22
"Sexy superhero versus sexy supervillain."
This episode was both sexy, and amazing to watch. I especially like the hypno boobs I could watch that part over and over and be under Silver Shadows control while in that mud ring.
Mudicon20  9/25/22
"Amazing coverage with outstanding black gunge!"
candycustard's scenes are always incredible, but this scene takes it to a whole other level! With the beautiful and lovely Mistress Leena as the model and her amazing reactions, along with some amazing black gunge, this ranks up there with one of the best WAM videos that I have ever seen! If you are a fan of seeing girls get absolutely destroyed with gunge, don't walk but run to buy this scene! You won't be disappointed!
fsgunge  9/22/22
"Pure self-sploshing genius from the ever-delightful, sexy Nikki"
This clip had been on my wish-list for some time, if only because it features the gorgeous Nikki as a sexy secretary--a role which she plays convincingly well! The conceit of the clip is that Nikki is self-sploshing as a birthday treat for her boss, and let's just say he's fortunate to have such a dedicated, hardworking member of staff... As she sets about covering her sexy outfit and particularly nice stockings with various foodstuffs, Nikki plays to the camera in a wonderfully bantering tone. (One of my favourite lines is, "What do you get a man who has everything? Well I thought I'd make you a custard pie... I'd love to be putting it in your face, but I know you'd prefer to see it in mine"), while she prepares a proper custard pie with squirty cream and then hits herself full in the face with it. One can only hope she's awarded a decent bonus for this performance in her annual review whether in monetary or messy form is up to the boss... Strongly recommended for the combination of sexy model in a hot outfit enjoying lots and lots of mess. Great work, Nikki and the team!
Oops  9/22/22
"Amy is an Electric Powerhouse"
Former Messygirl Amy and Penelope are two of my all-time favorite Messygirls. Despite hearing about their fantastic chemistry, I realized that I didn't have that many/any of their scenes together in my library. Their chemistry and bodies are on full display here. What's great is that it is two dominant women making out, with Amy taking the more dominant role in this one. The portion making up the thumbnail of this video is one of the most erotic explicit scenes I've watched in a WAM video. Great camera angles throughout the video, as well.

Penelope continues to be a force, while I can only hope that Amy returns to do a scene someday.
WAMOptimist93  9/21/22
"So sexy and messy... Omg"
Many sexy poses and show her armpits a lot while being messy, which makes her the messiest! I wanted to cum later but couldn't resist completely... Omg.
Gggg123  9/20/22
"Analytical and Smart Diana"
I was struck mostly by how analytical Diana was. Sometimes, chattiness can be annoying in that the model is just yapping to conceal nervousness or just being banal. However, Diana is well-spoken period, not just for a model. The matter-of-fact way she was breaking down the sensations demonstrated wiseness and self-awareness beyond her years to such a level that you almost forget that she knows she's getting downright degraded. When she says she's enjoying it, it's sincere without emoting, and totally believable. A smart woman breaking down being her humiliation like a movie review. I'm a fan.
SonoranCurves  9/17/22
"You Had Me Against The Ropes"
Dudes. You've got talent. I love the build up before the pie even makes an appearance, love the sound of those gloves smashing together, your expression of joy, underneath that cream pie, makes it all worth it Walter. Leo, I could lick pie off your pecs for daze.
Pieplate  9/16/22
"Larzstord gives us a great photo set/video at a nice price!"
This is a lovely photo set and video of Larzstord pouring some nice slime over her head. Love the make up, love her look, and it's made all the better with the fact that she's getting slime all over her hair. The photos are great, nice shots of the mess as it happens, wonderful hair coverage, and great reaction shots and a visible face (she does cover it for some of it for those you that need to have your facial messes).
GungedHairFan  9/15/22
"Sensual and Cool"
My first purchase from xxSmiley's store, and I'm extremely pleased. I like her clear amusement at getting covered in this substance. This black goo is very cool to look at and completely transforms/accentuates her features. The vibe of the scene is quiet and sensual, and the scene is very well-shot and well-lit (I love the contrast of the white dress going into the black, as well as the white background against the black substance). Terrific scene, and I look forward to seeing more like this from xxSmiley in the future.
WAMOptimist93  9/15/22
"Fantastic relentless pie barrage with amazing reactions!"
Absolutely incredible pie barrage, one of the best I've ever seen in terms of pie quality, delivery, sheer numbers, relentlessness... and what makes it most for me is Mackenzie's reactions!

I have a real thing for a little bit of struggle on the part of the person being pied (not genuine distress of course!)--but an acted or real attempt to kind of squirm away from the pies--but importantly to no avail! The sort of thing where someone will turn their head after being pied from the right only to be immediately pied from the left, that kind of thing It all kind of adds to the idea of the pieing being a humiliating punishment which I love.

Anyway, to return specifically to this video, Mackenzie's reactions amidst the continued pie delivery is a textbook example of this. The little gasps for breath or spitting out of the cream only to be immediately muffled by another pie hit is amazing, then there's a bit where she starts trying to shake off the amassing pie muck only for it to continue piling on. And a fantastic little second where she puts her hands up to wipe off her face only for The Wife to pie sort of half on top of her hands as they're wiping, rendering the attempt totally futile and simultaneously covering her hands. I love it! It's the pieings that are a little bit 'overwhelming' that are my fave and this is probably one of my all time fave examples!
Jimmy20  9/14/22
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