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"I'm not sure how to summarize this. It's a must-see" Jayce brings a whole new meaning to the term "getting down and dirty," when she slathers herself in a combination of black paint, mehron, and thick molasses, and then pleasures herself. Starting with her cute feet, she coats herself, until her body is black and sticky. She even had special contact lenses, just so she can coat her eyes! You may want to pace yourself, when you watch this; having some water handy wouldn't hurt. There is a photoset that is included, which features bonus images of her all slathered in black gunk. You can't go wrong with this one, folks! | |
"This tub won't get you clean" xxSmile is about to go out, when she sees something is wrong with her tub. What follows is a lot of submersion, a lot of resurfacing, and a lot of smiles (from her, and the audience) No nudity, but it would have been icing on the cake. This was reminiscent of Jayce's 350 lb. batter bath, but with a tar-like substance instead. You should see it for yourself, folks. | |
"Waste not, want not" Already slathered, Jayce gets engulfed with more of her "mystery substance," then plays around in the filth. The dirtier she gets, the... happier she gets. The shower at the end concludes her fun, but not the audience's. This is amazing! You should get this one, folks. | |
"Simple, messy, and to the point" Chloe is getting slathered with lots of chocolate, and she seems to have a lot of fun in the process. Not much of a story to it, which is fine by me. No nudity; just a cute lady in casual wear, barefoot in a kiddie pool. This was pretty fun. There is a photoset attached to the download, so you can see post-mess images. | |
"Way better than thousands of pesky leaves falling on her" Kate loves the fall, and all of the bright colors that come with the falling leaves. Instead of leaves, she gets something a lot... tastier. After that, she bobs for apples, but does it in a way that's a lot more fun. Sadly, she laments that there were no apples. This is my first Messy Married Couple video, and it did not disappoint. A lot of fun, and the wide shot (where Kate is shown barefoot in jeans and a hoodie) is highly recommended. Get this video, folks! | |
"Pies and pigtails" Messy Milf Jayce is dressed as a schoolgirl, complete with pigtails, and is having a lot of fun smashing pies in her face. The longer of the two videos is rather PG-13 (some naughty language, but she's fully-dressed) This one alone is worth buying, but the real fun is with the shorter video, when Jayce is all slathered with pie, but the darn clothes are in the way. She knows how to fix that problem. Have some cold water ready, when you watch these two videos. Highly recommended; you can't go wrong with either video. | |
"Such an erotic video" I don't normally look at slim women as BBW women are my normal taste but this caught my eye thought this looks good, i was not disappointed as i found it so very erotic enjoyed it from start to finish, seeing such a shiny body covered in so much oil outdoors was such a turn on. | |
"Revenge is a bucket best served warm..." After a silly pie-based intro, the 5th installment of You Can't Do That On Set is all about the mystery prankster who wants to get the girls messy, and how each girl gets her revenge... only to find revenge wasn't necessary. I especially liked how one scene was Not filmed at the Wife's home, but rather Lilly's (if I'm not mistaken) Silly banter is included, after the credits. Another great installment by the Wife and her friends. Get this one as soon as possible. | |
"Another day, another set of showers" The Wife just wants to chill, and play some games, and have a nice drink. Sadly for her, but great for us, her husband has other plans. You'd think that the Wife would plan for this, and she actually did in the last scene, but... well, you know how this goes. The day-in-the-life videos are fantastic. I hope she has another day like this. Get this one, folks. | |
"A great deep mud video in talll chest waders!" I saw this video, and it reminds me of something I'd love to try. You can tell when Sam gets muddy to her lower breasts, she is amazed at how she feels. The feeling is awesome to see. I believe she gets muddy to her lower breasts three times in the video. I was just hoping to see a mud jump since she's in waders. Besides the jump, she definitely teases the camera and delivers what you hope to see, by going deeper in the mud pit. This is an absolute video for anyone who loves mudding in tall chest waders and to give a few ideas to someone who loves to go mudding. | |
"A superb video to get really muddy in thick creamy mud!" When Sam took her first steps n mud in her boots, I knew it would be a keeper. In the video when she crosses the mud pit (to get deeper as she goes) to get to the road, I can tell she struggles through really thick mud, but its incredible to see. The substance is really thick and creamy mud; its spot on! Towards the end when she tries to muddle through the pit, not only does she grab a seat in the middle of the pit, it looks like she tries to cover herself to her crotch. I wish she would have rolled in the mud, but she still gave a star performance. For anyone who loves to use their imagination, this video is for you. | |
"A video well worth the watch, PVC and leather boots get muddy!" I saw this and all I can say is "wow, that's a Ton of mud"! Samantha has a way of teasing the audience. When you think she'll get muddy someway, use your imagination, and she gets muddy another way. The entire video is presented very well and for the record, you'll want to roll in this mud; I know I want to. | |
"The Wife's friends still don't know the rules..." Bree is checking her messages on her mobile phone. However... she has her feet up on the Wife's table. Friendship can only go So far. The Wife punishes the ginger with a lot of pies. Bree is confused, which then leads to a fun and filthy ending. This is a lot of fun. Short, and to the point. You can't go wrong with this one. | |
"Only the Wife puts her feet on her table!" Lexi is enjoying a snack in the Wife's home. But... she put her feet up on the table. Not cool. The Wife punishes her with many pies to the face. Fortunately for us, Lexi is confused about what just happened, which led to a colorful conclusion. A short video, but lots of fun. You should get it. | |
"Wow! More of this hot dude getting owned by 2 sexy women!" Wow! This is a hot vid. Hot girls pieing a really Hot guy in his underwear. And man, they let him have it. Wish he got nailed with all of the cream pies around him but he was a hot humiliated mess with the pies they did mush into his face, beard, hair, chest. Highly recommend! | |
"Excellent video from the hottest wet stud!" Absolutely fantastic!.. loved every second! You look fucking awesome in those tight skinny jeans. So hot watching you lube up that hard jeans boner before getting totally soaked. This is going to be great video to watch and bate too as i lube up in my jeans!.. wish i looked half as hot as you! | |
"Naturally Sexy" This is my first review of The Man and the Wife's content (although I've purchased other scenes). Here's is a high quality scene (just in general and regarding camera quality). The Wife absolutely destroys herself with syrup while occasionally teasing her cleavage. One aspect I loved is how she genuinely laughs throughout the video at several points, showing that the whole thing is fun and hilarious to her. This video felt very personally sexy (after all, the Man said he told the Wife to act as though she was making a personal video for him). Great stuff! | |
"Sonya is the best wetlook model ever" Sonya is one of the best wetlook models ever. She looks great in this outfit, especially the part where the black skirt gets wet. Her modeling is so natural, as if she has done this for all her live. There is one major drawback on this video: it is too short... | |
"Must see and buy." This was an amazing clip of the wife. Never in a million years would I see her get all dressed up and get messy. Speaking of a mess you will not be disappointed. The camera loves her as she teases for everyone to watch. Definitely a clip for everyone to buy. Jay31 12/4/22 | |
"Shiny shorts, mess with lovely models." Part 2 of this great scene, loved the story line to start the messy game, actually a plausible suggestion to start the messy game, although in reality it maybe mentioned as a joke but those girls went ahead and played the game. You will need to see it to see what i mean, i don't want to spoil it for anyone thinking about watching it. |
