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"Totally the best!"
Is there a rating above excellent?

This is the horniest and most satisfying gay gunge video ever! Loved the dual pies at the start, the mess, the BJ pov, the dildo (huge dildo) fuck... Everything! And Alex is totally horny too!

rgjet 1/8/21
"Fit Lad in Liquid Mud Suited and Booted"
Georgy is back, and he does not disappoint.

This lad is fit as. I'd be happy to spend a day in mud with him.

Starts off in a smart suit ends up stripped off.

MessyBristolBoy 1/7/21
"Hot Muscle Man Covered in Thick Clay"
omg! love it, thick clay all over his hot muscular body.

If you ever want someone to dump clay on you, let me know know.

MessyBristolBoy 1/7/21
"Quite possibly the Best WAM video I've ever purchased"
I've been here a few years, and I've seen some great stuff, but I've never truly felt compelled to write a review, but this video... wow. Hot doesn't even begin to describe it. It's a gift that keeps giving.

Angel is exactly that... an angel sent from WAM heaven. She takes pies, slime, and cock like an absolute champion. This scene was worth every penny. I don't say this lightly when I say it might very well be my favorite WAM video of all time.

Jack M 1/6/21
"Tight sexy short, mud clothes and nudity. This video has it all"
What more would we expect when Jason get anywhere near mud. And as usual he didn't let us down. Wearing new boots, sexy tight shorts an a short sleeve drill shirt. It wasn't long before Jason had come across a big mud puddle and was slipping and falling and getting very muddy. This video is well worth watching and the ending will definitely not disappoint.

Muddydownunder 1/5/21
"Goddesses Nyssa and Summer Take You to Muddy Heaven"
I think I saw God when I watched this scene. No, that's not quite right--I saw two heavenly beings, but they were goddesses, not gods. I got this video because I wanted to watch two well-endowed, fun-lovin' gals get covered top-to-bottom in thick, creamy clay--and holy crap, did it deliver. Wading in, the gals in question very helpfully remove one another's shirts, after which Summer takes a hold of Nyssa's hair. Nyssa knows what's coming next, and her attitude of gleeful anticipation is sexy beyond belief. Summer dunks her nicely, and the ensuing coverage is unequaled anywhere else. They slide around a bit, kiss briefly, and then it's Nyssa's turn for revenge. What's great about this video is how comfortable these women look, not just in the mud but with each other. Watching them casually motor-boat one another's massive, muddy mammaries will drop your jaw to the floor, stunned at what you are witnessing. More dunking occurs, before Part 1 of the scene ends. Part 2 then begins where the previous part left off and manages, somehow, to be even better. These busty babes are as covered as can be, by a substance that serves to highlight what impossibly bodacious bods they are both rocking. I'll skip the details of every dunk, cannonball, and boob-collision. Rather, I'll merely mention my most admired moment: When, heads heavy with mud, they embrace and kiss each other, rolling sexily around, Nyssa is so blinded by the messy mound beneath which her facial features are buried, that it takes her several tries before she finds the other woman's lips. A more stimulating sight I have seldom seen! "Oh, that was fun, " Nyssa remarks. "Like the best time we ever had here!" Summer responds. I believe her! Get this if you have a pulse.

MudBathingBoi 1/5/21
"Bubbly Blonde vs. Bubbly Mud"
I could wax lyrical about how hot Anabelle looks and sounds as mud bubbles shoot air up her dress, but in the time it would take me to do so, you could be halfway through the video. The mud is thick and heavy (as God intended), so it's not long before Anabelle's filth-laden garment slides down and her boobs pop out. She then rids herself of it, and her panties, too--which is, to put it mildly, a positive development, as it affords us a fantastic view of her pussy. Often in mud videos, it's hard to see the girl's pussy--here, you can still make it out pretty good even as she gets it muddier. She rubs the hell out of it, too, squealing all the while, legs shooting out on either side of her, her smooth muddy toes rising and falling in the pool. Finally, she leans back, pushing her pretty blonde head under, her legs buckling in ecstasy as bubble after bubble erupts around her like mini mud-volcanoes. As if that weren't enough, she also turns end over end in the stuff. When she arises, she is a gaping, gasping blob-woman, looking as though Batman villain Clayface had a sexy, big-boobed girlfriend. Mpv does it again! Addendum: At the end of the video, Anabelle picks up a straw cowboy hat and plops it upon her muddy dome before leaving the scene. It's brief, but there are a couple stunning pics of it in the photoset. Just a fun cheeky moment that I quite enjoyed!

MudBathingBoi 1/5/21
"Good but short"
Cali looks wonderful and takes some excellent pies. All good natured and giggly nut would have loved to see Kym get a bit messier.

The action is a little shorter than the run time should suggest, but I'd still recommend.

ht123 1/4/21
"Simply the best"
Jayce is brilliant. Using only a little black dress (in the shower), some soap and a sponge, with the help from her cameraman, she produces one of the sexiest, most erotic movies ever. It works brilliantly. Jayce just has the style, the knack, the... err... dunno, just everything. And, I bet, Jayce knows exactly what she is doing to me and does it deliberately. I love it. I tell you, she is simply the best in the business.

No, I do not expect to get compensated for this review. I'm just a great fan of Jayce and I have fun writing reviews.

Splosh Lover 1/4/21
"Little Mina Mesmerizes in the Mud"
Little Mina is an unrivaled delight as she coats herself from her pretty top to her sexy bottom in mud. She does this by first subjecting her dress to the mess, causing it to become heavier and heavier with the stuff, getting her dirty as it comes into contact with her skin. Each time she pulls it up her lithe, nude body, it slides insistently back down in the mud tub, squelching sensuously as it goes. The mud/clay here is pretty much the dream consistency for such substances, and Mina works it well. "Oh, my dress is falling off!" she exclaims, in a tone sure to quicken the viewer's pulse. Some folks prefer a story in their wam videos. I would urge them to check out this clip anyway. Mina is so cute and funny in the mud, that she doesn't need one. Finally, we get the piece de resistance: nude muddy dunks. There's one in particular which sees her emerge completely encased, only for a single air bubble to pop from her left nostril. She allows the mud to remain a while, enveloping her whole head in its slick, slimy embrace, erotically altering her appearance and deadening her senses before she finally drags it mercifully from her eyes. You'll love Mina, you'll love the mud, and you'll especially love how they go together! Also features an excellent photoset that captures her various states of mess and undress beautifully.

MudBathingBoi 1/3/21
"Everything I love in a WAM video"
At the outset, I must mention that the studio has recently offered me a discount coupon. The coupon was not compensation for this review, and I did not know about the offer when I wrote it. I do appreciate the coupon offer, though, and I'm very much looking forward to using it. On with the review: This video is sexy WAM fun from beginning to end. I'm convinced that Ivy somehow knows exactly what I like to see and decided to do just that for 13 minutes straight. The pies make a nice thick mess all over Ivy, and watching her fuck a dildo whole time she's being pelted is absolutely intoxicating. Ivy is a pure fucking joy to watch. Seriously, the amount of fun she's having enjoying herself in the mess and the sheer sexual energy that oozes out of every frame are so hot that I don't think any words of mine could do it justice. The close-ups of her sliding the toy in and out of her messy pussy and rubbing her clit at the same time are so intense that it turns me on just thinking about them. While I'm on the subject of close-ups, I wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the superb camera work and editing. Whoever was managing that camera not only managed to show off every luscious detail of some of the hottest hardcore WAM action ever, they were also able to seamlessly incorporate wide shots that showed Ivy's delightfully sensual reactions to it all. Lastly, I'd also like to mention how good the rewatch value on this video is. I haven't been able to watch more than four or five minutes at a stretch without cumming, even when I was specifically trying not to so I could get enough of a sense of the whole thing to write this review. I can't help it. Watching Ivy masturbate in all that mess just compels me to join in on the fun. As a result, I know there are still a lot of sweet treats and surprises in this video that I have yet to enjoy, and I'm looking forward to savoring all of them in many future viewings.

WritesNaughtyReviews 1/3/21
"Erotic WAM at its very best from fantastic lingerie-clad Nikki"
This clip is described by its producer as "one of the most erotic videos I have produced" and seeing that the producer in question is Reverend Slymsford's, that's setting the bar quite high!

But deservedly so, for in this video Nikki reveals herself as a top model in the world of wam. She is absolutely stunning, and her fantastic lingerie outfit gets as thoroughly messed up as she does. Highlights in this compellingly messy striptease include her pouring baked beans into her bra and her knickers, and a brilliant cake-sit in the gunge tank. Whether it's your birthday or not, this video *is* a real sexy, messy treat. Erotic WAM perfection.

Oops 1/3/21
"Stunning models in sporty outfits get good gunging and well pied"
This clip is entitled "Nikki and Adriana Are Gunged and Pied In Sportswear" and it does exactly what it says on the tin. But how!

Both models look stunning in the tight-fitting sportswear which, with its white top, wonderful shiny shorts, and white socks is the perfect sploshing outfit. But if they are a joy to behold when their outfits are crisp and pristine, how much more so when first Nikki, then Adriana they are thoroughly gunged and pied.

The gunge is amazingly viscous and thick, and the pies, slapped into the face and bottom, are fantastically sloppy. The models display just the right amount of reluctance and enjoyment at their messy fate, and their reactions are just perfect for this clip. A masterpiece of WAM and highly recommended.

Oops 1/3/21
"So good it almost redeemed 2020 all by itself at the last minute."
I have to say this right at the start: Gaby is incredible. Seriously, she's almost exactly my type. Hawt with a "W." Thicc with all the good "C's." Not afraid to get covered in goo and show off her naughty side. I love watching her work, and if she keeps getting into these kinds of messes, I will probably buy every video the good Reverend makes with her in it. Ok, that out of the way, here's what I have to say about this video in particular: outstanding! Fair warning: I ramble a lot in this review, so if you want the tldr version: stop reading this and get the video instead! But if you really want to know what I think: Gaby may not be super convincing as the reluctant splosh victim, but that hardly matters. I like watching her squirm almost as much as I like watching her cum. Once she's trussed up and spread wide open in the pool, the camera angle is as shameless as it is beautiful. The sheer amount of slop that gets dumped on her head, flows over her amazing tits, and slides down between her legs is mind-blowing. The whole time, the other girls are superb in the role of Gaby's tormenters. I really don't want to sell them short at all: Not only do they delight in covering their victim in slop, but they look very sexy doing it (there's a non-messy bit at the beginning where three of the girls--Ana, Tefy, and Nicolette I think--get naked and it put a smile on my face early. There are also a few naughty little downblouse peeks during the main show if you can tear your eyes off Gaby). The ladies produce the dildo at around 19 minutes in, and that's when the scene really heats up to face-melting levels. Ana (I think) is absolutely wicked as she teases Gaby's lovely pussy. There are some delicious close-ups of the toy sliding deep inside of her. When her orgasm hits and she slides down into the incredible mixture of slop, the afterglow is mesmerizing. It was like witnessing the apotheosis of a goddess of wam. So... yeah. I liked it.

WritesNaughtyReviews 1/3/21
"Charley absolutely delivers naughty WAM fun"
Almost half this video is a pre-mess skit in which Charley answers questions and strips. Ordinarily, I'm not a huge fan of this kind of thing because, you know, there's no mess. But in this case, I'll make an exception. Charley is absolutely adorable, and I can't get enough of her voice. Knowing that she will eventually be covered head to toe in mess helps, but this is still one of the best skit segments I've seen yet. Charley without a doubt has the charm and the personality to pull it off. When you get to the messy portion, the wait is completely worth it. Charley starts out with a perfect pie shampoo, and she just gets progressively messier from there. The whole time she's selling the whole "I'm so shy and innocent" act so well that if I hadn't seen some of her other videos, I might have fallen for it. But I have seen Charley get messy before, and I know how hot it gets. The last third of the video is a rising crescendo of naughty WAM action, and it really does need to be seen to be believed. All I'll say about it now is that I really appreciated the minute countdown to orgasm. I challenged myself to sync up with her, and while I barely made it to the 30 second mark, I'm sure I'll get closer next time.

WritesNaughtyReviews 1/2/21
"Beautiful girl laughing and smiling while being gunged."
A stunningly beautiful girl who gets covered in gunge and clearly enjoys doing so; she laughs a lot, so much that the cameraman jokes "it's a good job we're not playing 'don't laugh or you'll lose' today!"--one of their games which features in other videos. I particularly like her boobs--the first lot of gunge (dark green) mostly pours between them, and the second lot of gunge (yellow) mostly pours over her head and then over her boobs. She rubs up and down her boobs, stomach and upper legs several times while the gunge is falling, so you get to see them 'cleaned' and then covered in gunge again repeatedly. I don't know whether she does that to put on a show for the camera or simply because she enjoys the feeling, but either way, it's quite a sight to behold. This video isn't hd, but in my opinion, that doesn't take much away from it in terms of actual enjoyment--and I think the high-resolution photo set (a separate item to buy in this store) more than compensates for that.

mattmess 1/2/21
"Beautiful girl enjoying a huge first time gunging"
A very beautiful girl who looks great both before and after being covered in gunge (which I like the pink colour of, and the accompanying splashing and splattering sounds). In this case it's her first time, she's nervous at first, and she expresses surprise at the huge quantity of gunge, but clearly appears to enjoy herself--to quote her at the end: "I'll definitely come back and see you again, this was really really fun."

mattmess 1/2/21
"A pretty girl enjoying a huge gunging."
Having previously seen Rhianna in some swimsuit and Spandex modelling videos (for Shinysales), I was pleased to also find her here. She looks equally stunning with gunge covering her and pouring down her, and seems to enjoy herself. An amusing part is that for some of the first deluge of gunge (there are two in the video), she positions her head so that the gunge lands directly on top, which when combined with the high speed at which it's falling, makes most of it shoot off sideways forming a sort of 'canopy' or 'umbrella'. I also like the pink colour, and the splattering sounds.

mattmess 1/2/21
"Don't be put off by the price!"
Easily the most expensive scene I've ever bought, but wow... Mindi Mink getting absolutely trashed? What more could you want? Such a hot video, I really wish Mindi would produce more wam videos as she's brilliant in this. Top marks:)

billyb4223 1/2/21
"Extremely sticky!"
I love the extreme stickiness of the fluff (which appears to be in a closer to solid state compared to the 'pool of fluff' videos), and the long strands it forms. I also like the mixture of colours. Kaydens appears to have great fun in it. The preview pictures don't fully do justice to this video.

mattmess 1/1/21
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