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"Sexy Latina turned into a Sexy Pie Slut"
Jessie is smoldering in this video. Her sexiness and sense of fun shines through the entire video as Alana reduces her from being a clean and sexy woman to a sloppy submissive pie slut. Pies to the face, the ass, heavy slime pours, head dunkings abound. Plus, Alana gets to spank Jessies big latina booty and play with her dd boobs. Great chemistry between Jessie and Alana. Only downside to the video is that since it was filmed outdoors there is definite wind noise in several spots, plus we can hear the next-door neighbours in other points.

LordAndarian 10/18/20
"Arousing and nostalgic at the same time!"
This was an absolutely amazing scene. Given the fact that my "awakening" for the WAM fetish as a preteen was doing a Nickelodeon game show, this was very nostalgic for me as well as arousing. I notice she does do scenes with males so maybe one day I'll get my chance to dish out mess as well as receive, like a tit for tat. Thank you Alana!

slimypanties23 10/18/20
"Great shiny (but clean) tracksuits and slimy feet"
Great clothing, nice idea and scene. But for me a bit less dirty tracksuits. My suggestion: Similar scene with two girls in these shiny Adidas tracksuits and sports sneakers: splashing togehter from zero to fully messy and afterwards a slime wrestling in the big bathtub in totaly messy tracksuits. And a second scene: the same also in tracksuits with mud.

Adidasfan 10/17/20
"If you're even thinking about buying this one, do it."
Honestly this is one of the best scenes I've seen in a Long Time. cute pie targets, expertly thrown pies, and a fun setup that definitely allows for a sequel-- either in the form of a rematch, or of The Wife playing against a new opponent.

If you've read this far, stop reading and start watching-- trust me on this!

flansomeman 10/17/20
"Short, sweet and to the point!"
Solid scene, especially at the price-- if this whole wam store venture doesn't work out, The Man has a promising future as a baseball pitcher, and The Wife has proven herself more than capable of a thank you desk-esque video in future.

flansomeman 10/17/20
"Great fun--Zane does it again for me"
For those of us who like gunge as comedy, this is a great video. Zane--One of my gunge heroes. This is brilliant fun and he takes the mess so well. This is what I like to see--Its just good, messy fun.

dancingduade 10/17/20
"Brilliant fun = Absolutely love Zane"
This is one of the best videos I have seen in a long time. Zane--You are one of the all time gunge gods. Brilliant fun, very messy, lots of gunge and pies used. Absolutely worth every penny.

dancingduade 10/17/20
"Adorkable!"
I was bowled over by this scene. And, as a fan of African-America models this was perfect. The newbie nervousness of Sophia. There was great chemistry with Alana. I enjoyed the conversation and banter between the pies that went into self-described "dork" video games and Star Trek territory. Sophie did a top notch job of pieing Alana at the end. I hope she comes back to get pied again and get her desired more thorough revenge on Alana (that was interrupted by the fuzz).

SamIWam 10/17/20
"Femdom meets WAM"
The camera work is a litte raw, but then hell this is comes across as genuine.

Given the degradation and humiliation you will either love it or hate it.

Me? I loved it!

A great blend of femdom and wam. Hence, a bit of a rareity.

fun_loving_slave 10/14/20
"Jayce and Alice make perfect play!"
For me, this was an amazing scene!

There's a lot of playfulness and both Jayce and Alice look to be having a great time!

Having followed Jayce for so many years--it's so nice to see someone like Alice also owning the scene.

Really well shot and hot as hell! Love the body to body massage and the way the scene goes from clear nuru, to white to chocolate :)

crumble brag 10/14/20
"Perfect"
One of the best mud scenes every. Every moan every squelch was just amazing. Omg I loved it. Please continue. Boychucker has produced some of the best mud scenes ever and this is no exception.

VulgarDestroyer 10/13/20
"Wowwwwww!"
wowwwwww! wowwwwww! wowwwwww!

wow! One of the hottest scenes I've ever seen. Starring a hot guy who knows what he likes having the slime of his life. Superb!

Glasgow-Gunge 10/13/20
"A great, exciting vid for fans of messy faces and clean bare feet!"
I think everyone can see from the screenshots of The Man and The Wife's various videos that they do pies and slime really well as in, large quantities of cream or slime with each blast, great coverage of The Wife's lovely face, and excellent aim on The Man's part. They keep it colourful, too, which is nice. So, if you're satisfied by that kind of great mess all over a sexy, willing, clothed brunette, then you'll probably love any/all of their videos.

However, there are some of us who want even more in our scenes. (I know, what an ingrate! Nothing's ever good enough!) Some of us need... The Feet. Let's not get into why. Let me simply say, for those of us who are always looking for a good pie & slime video that also gives us footage of the model's bare feet, this video does the trick!

As with all of tmatw's videos, The mess is top-notch. There are some great thrown pies in The Wife's face, and there's an excellent green sliming. But she takes it all with her bare feet propped up in the foreground and her clean soles facing the camera and her feet stay clean even as her face is being buried under cream, crust and slime.

There are all kinds of little details that make this video appealing to the messy-face-and-clean-bare-feet crowd. First, The Wife actually starts with her shoes & socks on. While she talks, The Man slowly and methodically removes her shoes. At that point, The Wife says something about how he loves her socks (which he obviously does, if you've seen their videos he has her in those high socks a lot!), but then he also removes her socks. She then shows a moment of slight surprise and comments on how he obviously wants her in bare feet. Now, maybe it's just me, but it's a thrill to hear her say, "my bare feet." I know there must be others out there who also get a thrill from hearing a model say certain phrases, right? Well, to hear this sexy woman utter the words "my bare feet" just after her socks are pulled off in front of the camera... and knowing that she's gonna be pied in the face real soon... it's really good.

But the excitement doesn't stop there! The Man proceeds to also tie her up which checks another box for some of us. And she takes it all with a calm confidence that is way too sexy.

Plus, The Man goes on to tickle her feet between pies to her face, which adds nice movement to the whole scene, so it never gets dull to watch.

You can see from the pics that there's some sexiness going on here, but there's extra sexiness radiating from The Wife in the way she wiggles her toes, the way she laughs when tickled, the things she says, and the cool way she handles being tied up and pied.

Oh! And there's bonus behind-the-scenes footage at the end showing the process of tying her up, plus some great self-pieing after she's been untied at the end. All of it fun and exciting to watch.

I definitely recommend this video to all my brothers & sisters in the please-take-her-socks-off-before-you-throw-that-pie club!

Alumi 10/12/20
"More sexy enthusiasm for getting her face and feet pied and slimed"
I'm sure most people who end up downloading this can tell from the pics alone that it's something they'll like, but I just want to comment on what you can't see in the pics. What you can't see is how Loly reacts to the pies and slime.

She starts off giving her usual sexy smile, which is always very sexy. Just before her feet are pied, she can obviously see it coming in the camera monitor, because she smiles this really hot smile of anticipation for a couple of seconds before her toes & soles get creamed. Then, as her feet are first pied, she gives this reaction that's a mixture of slight surprise at the sensation and ticklish delight at the feeling of the cream on her skin. She then eases into what can only be described as an extremely happy expression as she plays with the cream on her feet. She relaxes with an air of contentment like she's getting a light massage as she continues to rub her creamy feet together.

Just before she takes the first pie to the face, she starts to beam again; she obviously knows it's coming. In fact, there's probably some dialogue from her assistant that we don't hear, as the live sound at that point is absent in the mix. But it seems like he might be joking with her about how he's going to smear a pie in her face, because she's laughing a little. She then feigns surprise at the size of the pie and does a mock "is that for my face?" kind of expression and gesture while still laughing. This gives way to an expression that tells us she's more than happy to take that pie for us that this is the kind of thing she might be doing today even if she didn't sell videos. Then, right before the pie is smushed in her face, she looks in the camera and gives a little wink that tells us clearly that she knows a lot of us are about to see the thing that's going to make us cum.

And she is always more than comfortable with cream or slime all over her face. I've never seen her make a reflexive move to wipe her face in any of her videos. She often brings her hands up to her face soon after being pied, but always to smear the cream around, not to wipe it away. That tells me pretty clearly that she loves the sensation, and that gets me pretty hot is it just me? I realize I'm a little biased because Loly is a woman who I find particularly attractive, but I feel like it's obvious when watching her videos that she is really enjoying what she's doing, and that makes the videos sexy as hell. So, if you're thinking from the pics that this "messy feet laying on the floor" video looks good, it's probably even better than you think.

Alumi 10/11/20
"Loly really seems to enjoy getting messy and turning us on"
For anyone thinking about downloading this one:

I've watched this a few times and really like it. Loly made it for someone who likes to see the model's bare feet get messy, then her face get messy, so the first part of the video focuses on her feet.

First she sticks her feet into a couple of shaving cream pies and plays around in it. Then she pours chocolate batter (?) on her feet & legs and plays around in it. Then she sticks her feet into a basin of black slime.

But the cool thing about it is (for me, anyway) Loly seems to understand what we're watching for and what gets us excited. The way she plays in the mess with her feet and the way she wiggles her toes makes me feel like she's getting turned on by it herself and/or she knows it's turning me on.

The second half of the video has her pour the black slime on her own face & head, and she knows what someone like me wants to see. She covers her face totally, and her expression and body language the whole time make me think she's turned on by it.

The last few minutes are Loly scooping handfuls of slime up and dumping it on her legs & feet, or on her face; smearing the remaining shaving cream on her breasts; using her hands to smear the slimy mess around on her feet and body. I found the whole thing pretty sexy.

I'd also recommend that my fellow foot fans check out the rest of Loly's download store. She doesn't just do foot content, but she does a lot of it. She seems to be plugged in to not just the messy community, but also specifically the messy feet community; she seems to really know what some of us want. She also really seems to enjoy it. Every video I've seen of hers has her showing a nice mix of "happy and having fun" and a "this is actually kind of turning me on" feeling.

Alumi 10/11/20
"Legitimately laughed out loud multiple times."
Great overall concept. So much Personality! Genuinely funny. And those Fastball Specials... Production wise: Fantastic lighting, picture, & sound! You're making this look easy, which is no small accomplishment. Great work.

Can't wait to see more!

Zan 10/11/20
"Jayce completely vanishes from sight as she "becomes the mud""
I love to see Jayce completely naked in big thick creamy gorgeous mud in nature, and this video has both. However I also love the idea of a hot scenario integrated into the mudplay. Using the mud to essentially hide in plain sight from the police is both funny and really sexy to me because I always had voyeristic fantasies about mud. In the background you can hear the faint sound police sirens, also bug and goopy mud sounds. They are coming and Jayce does not have much time to think of a plan, so the next best thing is to get completely naked and use the mud as a hiding spot to evade the cops. Jayce is visibly scared, anxious of being discovered throughout the video. She does multiple submergings in order to "become the mud" and for a few seconds it really does look like the naked girl is nowhere to be seen, completely vanished from sight. However I don't think the cops and their puppies would be so blind as to not see a little bump in the mud with a pair of blue eyes looking curiously and adorable to check if the coast is clear:)

The only thing that would have made this video better for me, is if she spent a little more time naked before entering the deep mud. (sort of procrastinating if what she is about to do is good or absolutelly crazy) Also if she found some kind of straw to use, she could have breathed through it while under the embrace of the mud. All nicely tucked away and hidden in plain sight.

Alastor888 10/11/20
"Loved it!"
Nice piece of face sitting! Yes, definitely a great act of face sitting. I wish I was that guy. Any Dommes seeking a filming sub by any chance?

fun_loving_slave 10/9/20
"Windbreaker Szene"
Very nice clip, but the white windbreaker could have gotten dirty or even torn

I love it, when women tear this kind of Jackets. Regards ;-)

MS7780 10/9/20
"Love this so much"
Love every second of this video. But the best is when guys covered in white gunge and have open mouth and then spit it of love this two guys so so much. Good job bros and thanks for this amazing ideas on videos.

orfin 10/7/20
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