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"Simple concept, executed perfectly!
The concept is simple: just well aimed pies thrown into the faces of several beautiful women--love it. A throwback to the days of ordering VHS tapes from Neil Edwards, but in HD and no waiting for the mailman Highly recommended!

kzpies1   9/19/21
"Amazing thrown pies, great performances, and chill vibe-love it!
Wonderful understated performances by two gorgeous and super-funny women. Amazing thrown pies (my favorite) with great reactions from the Wife and Elle. The comfortable relationships of everyone involved makes for a great chill vibe. I really love videos that are creative and where the humor and concept really works and isn't forced or too scripted sounding and this one is that 100%! Cheers!

kzpies1   9/19/21
"Hot Sticky Sweet Fun in the Sun
Relationship Goals

It's not even just the mess, but the fact you are both confident and fun enough to go out and do this! or maybe this is fairly common in the magical place you are from? ;) Anyway, you pick the perfect spot: out of the way enough to do pretty much whatever you want (I hope you did take the opportunity too even if we didn't get to see that footage. Would be pretty disappointing if you didn't!) Not only that, but the use of the tree's shadow was genius, minimizing the exposure of the cameraman onto the scene. Never see his actual body either! Admittedly, we do miss a few parts of the pieing because of it, but it's mostly just the tin sticking there and part of the splatter. Not sure if that was done by design in any way ("oh yeah! Sure! What they guy we're hooking up said!"), but I could only imagine it being difficult to hold the camera (and not something or someone else!) and thrust a pie into a pretty giggling little cutie-pie girl's face! (please teach me!) Great impact and suspenseful giggles btw!

Backing up (like that guy on the road probably did. I would!), the pudding cups and clothe filling are actually a fun start! Love the close-ups of it going down! That marshmallow fluff self-shampooing!? Just so sweet looking! (Pun unintended.) We'll have to inspect your hair and skin and try again to see if there was a beauty product effect! Already beautiful though!

newpieguy09   9/15/21
"A fun sweet birthday treat!
I'll repeat what I posted on the form, since it made the user's heart explode and consider doing parties. (I call first dibs!)

do you do parties!? Haha, just asking what everyone was thinking! This is done really well! It feels like either a private theatre or of all things a bachelor party in a limo! Lol, yeah my mind wanders quite a bit. The cake sitting is done very well. Sometimes it just doesn't seem messy or sticky enough and is just kind of crushed (which is something people are into anyway) or on the other end of the spectrum doesn't seem like a real cake. You find just the right perfect medium! Then the icing comes in and my fantasies start replaying! It honestly looks like it works so well to cover but you use and spend so much less than with pies (my ultimate favorite if any girls ever want to come play? No strings attached!) Finally, the sprinkles are a great climax moment. For me personally, there's always that one moment that well takes you over the edge. The fun with how they stick combined to how well you pull off being sexy and fun at once is perfection. To avoid getting perverted, I'll just say it's a great fun piece, especially for around birthdays or events!

newpieguy09   9/15/21
"Good slapstick wam--you'll enjoy it for the silly fun it is.
I enjoyed this scene for what it's worth. The girls definitely enjoyed themselves and some of the shots are really nice to watch--especially for that more slapstick feel.

I would say I was a tiny bit let down on the fact the editing doesn't give the overt tone the trailer implies will be throughout the video. There is music, goffy noises and a fake audiance but not to the level I guess I was expecting. Looking at their store, this appears to be the first of this kind content for this store so I'd say it's a great first go!

In summary, I'd say get it if you like the slapstick side of wam--you'll enjoy it for the silly fun that it is.

JadonHato   9/12/21
"A sexy mud play featuring a sexy gal with huge tittys.
This solo mud play with Stephanie was just drop dead sexy. I love how she flashes her boobs teasing the guest like she wants us to join her in the mud ring, and her poses are super hot she owned that mud ring like it's her new favorite hobby.

Mudicon20   9/12/21
"Wonderful example of this kind of scene.
Relatively short and sweet, this is a great little messy-hair scene...

All the details are spot-on, and there are some really excellent top-down angles used in places. If you absolutely need full facial coverage, this isn't your cup of tea, but if quality messy hair content of any interest, this scene delivers big.

GherdG   9/11/21
"Dreamy Clay Covered Men!
This video is a must watch for all clay lovers out there! Alex and Harper visit the best man made mud pit I've ever seen and film an incredible video in it. Both these sexy men play and get buried under the thick creamy clay. The camera work is exceptional. There are many closeup shots that allow the viewer to appreciate all the action and details of theese clay covered hotties.

Tigerdude   9/9/21
"Sexy Peanut Butter Monster!
Alex heaps a ton of peanut butter on himself, getting completely lost under it all. His fit and toned body looks great coated and his showmanship is superb. He really shovels it on over and over again while enjoying himself and showing off to the camera.

Tigerdude   9/9/21
"Muddy sex fantasy
What a great scene from start with lost keys to getting stuck then the heat turns up when guy can't resist his sexy Jayce stuck in mud an proceeds to turn her on and from there it's muddy dirty hot sex with all the muddy wam sides that we expect of Jayce top notch scene it's a must have.

nashvilleslime   9/8/21
"Excellent white clay action
Although there are plenty of good mud/clay videos available, Clay Creatures is in a class by itself. The set is the first thing to strike the viewer--a large white clay pit under a geodesic dome. Alexxx starts the action by slithering head first into the pit, completely covering himself, then grabbing handfuls to slather all over himself. After a bit he's joined by his longhaired friend who first gets a facefull of the clay before also dipping his whole head under. The boys spend the rest of the video stroking themselves and each other until finally Alexxx wraps up the session with a long solo stroking. Camera work is excellent, with long and close shots, with no awkward editing breaks--very smooth filming throughout. A must have video (at a great price) for anyone interested in clay action and/or longhair gungings.

TonyA   9/6/21
"Creamy goodness for Georgina!
A fantastic creamy video! Georgina looks fantastic in her superhero outfit, and takes a pieing like an absolute champ! Also features some fantastically sexy boob-jiggling!

Piscean90   9/5/21
"Excellent (part 4) scene
Excellent (part 4) scene that will keep you laughing as you enjoy Darla and Penny messy/playful action.

wamwolf   9/3/21
"Magnanimous Mackenzie Magical in Monumentally Messy Masterpiece
As soon as I saw adorable newcomer Mackenzie standing in the middle of the frame, a look of nervous excitement on her face as her friends and tormenters tower ominously either side of her, I knew I had to secure this scene! Her expression seems to say: "Go easy on me, gals. I'm new!" Of course, the Wife and Ellie don't know how to go easy--when they pop a wam virgin's cherry, they pop it good! The down 'n dirty deluge then directed at her is dazzling in its daring. The Wife and Ellie take turns pressing pies to their friend's face, ramming them relentlessly home, before she is sprayed by slime, sliding over and settling on her 'til she is seriously slathered in slop. The two most arresting aspects of this scene are one: The punishing pace at which the Wife and Ellie pie their prey. Two: Mackenzie's magnanimous mood when messed. I love her laughter! Her reactions are so genuine, and genuinely fun, that you'll be back to view the video as many times as Mackenzie herself is made messy (and that's a lot of times!).

MudBathingBoi   9/3/21
"What fun is to be had by the giver the receiver and the viewer
What fun! Satine, after the shock of the first pie, really, and I mean really begins to enjoy herself. These comments relate to both parts 1 & 2 as it is preferable (to me ) to view them as a whole. By the nature of her 'day job' Satine is obviously content with nudity and being the professional that she is, she gives a little of her costume at a time.

The standard Trouso obliteration takes place including almost every ingredient (some unidentifiable) that you might think of, including paint. I am not a great lover of paint in wam, but in this case Trouso carries it off. Flour (of course) also plays a role in this set. But the biggest joy of the whole thing was Satine's reactions. She clearly relished the experience through and through, I do believe I heard her ask, "Do you want to see me messy again?" I think the answer is a definite "yes!"

well worth the fee for both of these videos. To paraphrase, 'the total experience of the parts is greater than the sum of the two parts.' Or something like that.

Topcattopone   9/2/21
"Amazing, More cakes to the face in the future!
When i saw the pictures seeing Jayce shove her face straight into that cake it was an instant cope for me her seductiveness and pure enjoyment of getting caked was so amazing, I need more cake scenes in the future your amazing!

MTXPIE   8/22/21
"A great pair of WAM performers
I have to say that irrespective of the WAM appeal, this is some brilliant acting in its own right from these two pretty girls. I wonder how many professional actors could manage to subject themselves to this much mess in a single take without once breaking character? The Wife's character is cheerful and likeable and manages to keep a smile on her face despite being repeatedly messed up, and despite being at the behest of a rude and narky director in Ellie. She gets her face plastered with flour, tons of pies and a green slime shower, before Ellie's character gets two thoroughly deserved slimings. I love how The Wife laughs at her as she's getting it! Her comeuppance is completed with a big, satisfying pie in the face. Another brilliant video!

Pie Punk   8/22/21
"A great scene.
Yeah all of those first top three ratings, excellent, a great scene and worth watching, Rps; she seem to take it very well too, a great sport.

IanThorne   8/22/21
"An incredible feet!
ok, I've had this video a couple of months now, and I think enough time has passed for me to declare it my favourite WAM video of all time! It may be niche, but for those of us with a wam/foot tickling crossover fetish, you can tell from the images alone that this is going to be something special. Around 30 pies in The Wife's lovely face is enough reason to download it, but it turns out she's stunning from head to toe. She spends all but the first minute of the video in her bare feet, with her soft, ticklish soles right up against the camera. I don't think her feet are particularly big, but they look big taking up this much of the screen. Despite being a foot fetishist, I've never been big on messy feet, so I like that they stay clean throughout. Thankly, the same can't be said for her face! The pies are thick, generously topped and colourful--most of them are thrown, the odd one smushed. Each pieing is followed with a burst of tickling on the feet that makes her squirm, wriggle and explode with laughter. Her laugh is kind of cackly, which I find sexy, and at times I think she loses track of whether she's laughing at her feet being tickled or her face being pied. Her ordeal ends with a big green sliming that she takes superbly, chuckling and wiggling her toes as it rains down on her face. The poor girl must have been exhausted at the end of this! It's a pretty punishing session, but she seems to enjoy getting put through her paces in this way. My view is that the best WAM videos are just a little sadistic and humiliating, but kept light-hearted and fun. In the wrong hands--such as with a creepy director and an uncomfortable model--this set-up might have got cruel and nasty. Instead, they're both having such a laugh together that it just seems playful and intimate. A real triumph. Hats off to The Man for his ideas and delivery, and even more so to The Wife for being a brilliant sport and taking what he dishes out.

Pie Punk   8/19/21
"Not a fan of the presenter
Was looking forward to seeing these models, but the constant giggling of the female camera operator and some of the terrible camera shots just disappoints.

JamesInMess   8/17/21
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