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"Marvellously messy pieing!
This was the first video I bought from this store and it's been followed by several more purchases. I was attracted to be because I've got a thing for pies with real fillings and actually deserts--the sticker, gooier, chunkier and ginger, the better! These pies, loaded with apple, cherry, chocolate and the like, meet this description and The Wife is happy to take ten facefulls of them. With lots of gasping and giggling, she genuinely seems to thoroughly enjoy being on the receiving end of this sort of treatment. The pies leave her beautifully messy, but she gets a nice long blue sliming to complete her ordeal. As always, she looks right up into the gunge and ensures she gets it in the face! Brilliant stuff, excellent delivery from The Man and even better reception from The Wife!

Pie Punk   8/10/21
"Amazing video
Superb video. The girls all look gorgeous even after getting slimed. I've thoroughly enjoyed watching the video.

MrNobody1986   8/9/21
"Brooklyn shows off her talent
It's the things that Brooklyn doesn't do that make her so good. Not a hint of shyness about showing off her beautiful body, absolutely no urge to wipe away the gunge piled high on her upturned face and only an occasional need to breath make her a highly talented performer. She ticks all the boxes for me. You can see how pleased Jayce is with her new find. I so look forward to whatever these two women get up to next.

Splosh Lover   8/9/21
"Tons of pies and colorful slime. Loved it!
Just purchased. This video is exceptional. Violet is super cute (love her tattoos) and takes A lot of mess like a champ. Honestly have never seen a pie barrage like this. 30 pies non-stop with perfect coverage on every hit. And Violet accepts all of it As for the slime it's perfect! Exactly the consistency I like most: chunky and thick and it flows over Violet's face and chest and boobs like wow! The Man and Wife might have the best slime in the game. It looks surreal it's so good. Like y'all's green slime is the green slime of my dreams All of that with a super low price tag make this a no-brainer for me. Cannot recommend highly enough and have never been let down by a The Man and Wife production.

BatmanBeginsRules   8/7/21
"Do you have any clue what we do here exactly?
This has to be the best first time messy scene ever made. Walking into the scene and sitting, I can see how she is excited to be doing this but trying to not show it so much. Her quick glance into the camera with her smile before she sits tells me this will be a great first scene for her. A frame by frame watching of the these first few seconds ends with The Wife having a big shit eating grin as she crosses in front, because she can tell this is going be fun for both of them. She talks to a client on her phone about the new girl. Violet says that Ellie told her about this and she wanted to check it out.

When asked if she knows what they do here, she does the best nonchalant "I don't know" ever. This scene doesn't need a big build-up, the slime starts, and the now-famous smile of hers comes in just three seconds. It simply is priceless, and the teaser photo of it doesn't do it justice.

With a grand total of 20 pies and a slime half way through and again at the end, the scene fades out. Often she can't help giggling but she does keep it toned down, she appears this excited to be experiencing this. Then the aftermath comes in, and a few questions about this first scene, she answers with she wants to do this again, which of course is the best answer possible. We then hear both The Wife and Ellie commenting on her first messy experience, so that tells me they will be doing a scene together soon. Can't wait to see it.

Violet is going to make great solo and combination scenes and I can't wait to see them, and to see what kinds of outfits she's going to mess up while doing them.

Twidget   8/1/21
"Did she have as much fun at it shows?
I do believe that they incorporated literally every question, because I heard one that sounded a little like mine credited to whomever asked it, but later on I heard my name with my two-part question.

Since this had so many questions, it took 28 minutes to get through all of them, but that does include some behind the scenes and the extra "I don't know" triggers that didn't get the attention they deserve. Nice to have the after mess mess, when it's not expected.

Maybe they will do them unannounced next time. Start sliming for no particular reason, and when she asks why, then explain how many times she said, "I don't know."

I'm already thinking up interesting questions to ask Bree, Lilly, Violet and even Tori now for when they each do their versions of this scene.

Twidget   8/1/21
"Jennifer, a beautiful and sexy blonde babe gets messy.
I love watching this scene, Jennifer is very hot and watching her get pied was awesome. The only thing I would like see different is the chocolate syrup should've been poured down her top and yoga pants. I keeping my fingers crossed she does more scenes.

HomerJ220   7/28/21
"A typical surprise party from the Wife
The Wife feels that Lilly had officially earned her stripes, and can be a part of the Pi(e) Club, and wants to give Bree a fun surprise party; this is the Wife, so you know how she and Lilly will celebrate. The shy ginger was obliterated left, right, and above with lots of mess. After cleaning up, Lilly was more than happy to point out that the Wife said the trigger phrase twice. It never forgets. Hopefully, Bree will join the Pi(e) Club soon.

deadpool   7/28/21
"Taste the rainbow!
The Wife experiences a rainbow of slime. Going through the spectrum of colors (red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet), the Wife gets annihilated in slime... and slowly enjoys it. The look she gives in the 13:34 mark is dreamy, to say the very least. The first three looked like ketchup, nacho cheese, and mustard; if they wanted to do a skit with those three condiments, all they'd have to do is use that slime instead.

Green, indigo, and violet were my favorites, but your tastes may vary.

A post-credit scene is at the end.

If you enjoy seeing hot women slathered in lots of slime, especially with open-mouth slimings, pick up this video.

deadpool   7/27/21
"Tori's funny messy debut
Tori stumbled onto the set, and the Wife took full advantage... until the mess wound up on her. When Tori saw what could happen to her, it was too late. After the mess, the Wife finally asks about Tori's life (that part was funny)

A post-credit scene is included.

Tori seemed to enjoy every minute of her experience; I hope she returns for more messy mayhem.

deadpool   7/27/21
"Raw Masculinity!
It's always a pleasure to view Kojo's modelling work. Kojo holds nothing back in his modelling, showing off both raw emotion and his beautiful naked body. His personality comes through strongly in this shoot and I love how committed he is.

Great art direction from Gungedawg! Kojo stays centred in a pool of cake batter the entire shoot as though standing in the middle of a spotlight. It feels like he is on a stage bearing his soul to the viewer.

Tigerdude   7/27/21
"Sexy Frosted Daddy!
Gungedawg's latest picture set is his hottest yet! PieDaddy poses for the camera while completely slathered in multi-coloured frosting. His beefy and muscular body is accentuated by the heavy layers of icing dripping off him, even covering one of his eyes at a point. The highlight for me was the final shot where PieDaddy shows how much he was enjoying himself.

Beautifully shot and edited, another great piece of work from Gungedawg!

Tigerdude   7/27/21
"Lilly needs better negotiating skills
When the Wife has to leave to get some supplies, Lilly goes into full prima donna mode. Unfortunately for her, and fortunately for us, asking for more money and stardom meant it was time to obliterate her with lots of mess. Thankfully, she'll return to negotiate again. This was a cute skit; short, but to the point. You see Lilly having a great time doing these videos, and this skit was no exception.

deadpool   7/26/21
"Ellie answers your hard-hitting questions
A lot of us asked Ellie questions, and she answered honestly. A couple of the questions ended with her engulfed with slime, but most of them got her pied. One answer was hilarious, and the Wife took full advantage of the set-up. Later, much to her surprise, Ellie discovered said the trigger phrase... twice.

This was a fun way to get to know Ellie. See if your question made it

Highly recommended.

deadpool   7/26/21
"Well worth it
Gunge, humour, sexiness, nudeness... what more could you ask for? It's so good to see beautiful models like Lotti go nude and get sensual messy like this with the sexy Satine. Both women are absolutely hot and loving getting messy and that's fine by me.

sploshmuscle   7/25/21
"Ivy Rain is amazing
Ivy Rain is so beautiful and sexy. This video is amazing and her enthusiasm for you to get messy is great. A must have. Would love to see a 'round 2' sequel to this video where hopefully the cards will be in 'our' favour so she'll get nude :)

sploshmuscle   7/25/21
"Brooklyns is a new star
Brooklyns, you are a star. This is a classic HoM style of video and you are brilliant at it. Very beautiful, very messy, very sexy and just plain excellent. You even resisted the urge to wipe the stuff off your face (it's a minor point, just I like it). If you keep making movies like this, I'll keep buying them. I love it. Jayce, please can we see more videos of Brooklyns.(and even drenchmegirls?)

Splosh Lover   7/25/21
"A colourful and quick slimhing!
If you're a fan of Honey B, then you will enjoy watching this scene.

I just think that i have seen have do better, in scenes like Honey Hot and Horny, from House of Slime. This is probable because she uses her fingers to pleasure herself, whilst wearing white slime.

2 out of 5.

Wheelchairman   7/23/21
"A basic and quick sploshing!
Nurse Pixiee Gunked is slightly disappointing, only because it's not long enough.

If it was twice as long & uses different types of messy, then it would be better & worth getting.

I'm not saying that you shouldn't get it, but if they did another Nurse Pixiee Gunked, then maybe she could get gunked by a paitant, who's complaining about their hospital food.

2 out of 5.

Wheelchairman   7/23/21
"Very wet, very sexy classic scene.
Jayce, you are a class act. A scene in the classic style of drenchmegirls but, as always, inventive, different from all the rst, very wet, and very very sexy. You understand my fetish better than I do and you can trigger mt little grey cells better than anyelse I know. It's very sexy. And very wet. Love it. Thank you.

Splosh Lover   7/23/21
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