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"A colourful and quick slimhing!
If you're a fan of Honey B, then you will enjoy watching this scene.

I just think that i have seen have do better, in scenes like Honey Hot and Horny, from House of Slime. This is probable because she uses her fingers to pleasure herself, whilst wearing white slime.

2 out of 5.

Wheelchairman   7/23/21
"A basic and quick sploshing!
Nurse Pixiee Gunked is slightly disappointing, only because it's not long enough.

If it was twice as long & uses different types of messy, then it would be better & worth getting.

I'm not saying that you shouldn't get it, but if they did another Nurse Pixiee Gunked, then maybe she could get gunked by a paitant, who's complaining about their hospital food.

2 out of 5.

Wheelchairman   7/23/21
"Very wet, very sexy classic scene.
Jayce, you are a class act. A scene in the classic style of drenchmegirls but, as always, inventive, different from all the rst, very wet, and very very sexy. You understand my fetish better than I do and you can trigger mt little grey cells better than anyelse I know. It's very sexy. And very wet. Love it. Thank you.

Splosh Lover   7/23/21
"2 friends having messy fun together
I think that this is the best scene, that Roxy & Kacie has done together.

The face that Kacie pulls, when she has to take off her uniform half way through the scene, is a slight to behold.

I think that, there could be others that could get the same therapy treatment, in the future!

4 out of 5.

Wheelchairman   7/22/21
"Maise and Shay, slime fucking.
Finally, after viewing still & a 3 minute sample fhis scene. I can now enjoy Slut Trek, in all its glory. As, it doesn't take Maise & Shay to get slimy & naked, after landing on planet goo.

An enjoyable watch. However, i do wonder why there was no follow up scene, when they go back to the ship!

3 out of 5.

Wheelchairman   7/22/21
"A pleasure to watch and I can't wait to witness more!
Favourite video to date! Sexy muscled men getting messy and enjoying themselves. Loved when the slop gets too thick and intense making them unrecognisable. The chemistry between them made it very exciting.

mangoes   7/21/21
"Worth getting
The preview pictures does not give enough clues how good this video is. The male wam part is good and well described in the description, but the female wam part that happens after the last preview picture is 3x better. In the last 4 minutes, a pie fight starts between the sisters. The fight goes on until the last minute where they show you what was the prize if John had won: they all expose their boobs and rub pie cream on them. The red head sure knows how to play with her rack!

anotherUser   7/17/21
"Really great buy! Beautiful, sexy, fun woman and great idea!
I really enjoyed this video. It's definitely worth getting and playing along if you're looking to try being messy yourself. Ivy is super sexy in this and it's lovely to play along with her (not to mention she looks so damn hot herself).

Worth mentioning she at times implies you are dating her--it's by no means a deal breaker, I just didn't realise it thinking she'd lean more into the "Casino" vibe and pretend to be more of a sultry dealer that you're betting against.

If it's your first time being messy, the items are obviously cold so be prepared for some shock (obvious but maybe missed if you get a little excited in quickly buying this and getting it set up). Otherwise it's really fun and naughty. I'd recommend keeping a bucket under you if you're worried about the stuff in your drains (or you can just tip it all over you like I did ;) )--it shouldn't really hurt you're trains too badly (especially if you bleach it after) but I get it can be a consideration for people.

*Minor spoilers ahead--stop reading now if you want things to be a total suprise*

This is not porn so don't expect any joi or stuff like that (don't think it's quite at the level it could be on youtube however ;) ). Just incase you're wondering if you should wait until the end for a little encouragment than just getting messy, after the final item, that really will be it.

If they make more of these, it would be great to get the woman nude/topless at some point--just saying. *End of spoilers*

All in all, this is a really great scene. Lovely lady, great concept and so much fun! Defintely try it out if you have a spare evening--would higlhy recommend :)

JadonHato   7/16/21
"Do not miss out on this video!
Sometimes it's almost too good to be true. It's rare to find this kind of wam, and rarer still to find it with girls this hot and acting this good. Luna is perfect as the naughty thief getting her comeuppance at the hand of lots of great mess and 4 fat asses. I don't know if I'll every see the ending of this masterpiece, if you catch my meaning. Potent stuff. 100% recommend. But it with confidence.

Eldcrest   7/12/21
"Perfect outfit
I loved the video and Maries outfit. I just wish the video was longer. This was my first video that I bought from D'Marie and I would buy again. Thank you.

Wetlook Messy lover   7/10/21
"Dmarieallwet does it again
Dmarieallwet delivers one of the sexiest mud videos. Her transfer from a bath of water into another filled with mud and complete coverage of said substance is truly magnificent. And, when her clothes and long blonde locks sink into the mire and emerge with elegant filth, it is as if she has become one with the mud. I hope to see more videos of this absolutely high quality and wish Dmarieallwet further success.

Dirtyman   7/8/21
"Kaydens Hair Destruction Sexy
Kaydens is not only sexy, but the complete hair destruction is without doubt one of her best videos. She goes all in and clearly shows her beauty as a goddess of messiness. I hope that she will continue to make more videos of such great caliber.

Dirtyman   7/8/21
"Two sexy guys and a horrible mess. Lovely!
Two guys get well and truly trashed here! Cocky James gets the worst(best) gungings and looks very good in his white tight shorts both clean, gunged and wet! James just sits there and takes hit after hit, lucky man. Suits get the full treatment and both look "happy" to go through all the mess! More please--especially if England win!

wills   7/7/21
"The Invention of Pieing
You know how 10 Cloverfield Lane was like a spiritual successor to Cloverfield? Well... This scene is like a spiritual successor to the all time classic "Fi Stevens--How Not To Take A Sliming." Faar too many times we have seen WAM scenes, or even worse Customs, where the slime or pies just... just... just, no. "oh no, I'm about to be slimed" someone says before a shot glass of slime is poured. "Ahh a pie" says someone, before a hard-plate is gently lifted to their face containing not enough cream to cover a small water biscuit. :) This clip is like the Universe reaching out to us, inspiring the Messy Couple to make a clip to right all the wrongs of half assed wammings, and their gorgeous friends helped out!

PiePermissionAtPlay   7/4/21
"Dungeons and Wammings
:D Haven't we all dreamt of being an unfair dungeon master at some point in our lives?.. alright, maybe just me xD

:) nerds! Lend me your ears, for this video was made for the likes of us! The concept is incredible! and the mess is thick and gorgeous! :) Violet and Ellie's reactions are on form as always! I'd love to see a sequel one day! One part that made me feel bad was Ellie's dress just did not want to stay up after so much slime was clinging to it :D I felt so bad, but... at the same time it's kinda funny. Another great scenario thought up by the dream couple! xD.

PiePermissionAtPlay   7/4/21
"The Set Up! The Slime down!
:) This video showcases something our favourite wam couple do best... multi-room situational mess. And I think they deserve as much credit as possible for it. I think it's something we all realised was special about their content when we first saw the video "A Day In The Life of The Wife." They don't use a stagnant room, or a walk in-shower constantly. They use whatever room they deem suitable for the scene, and my god, this makes their videos so thrilling! It's honestly a trademark of theirs that I appreciate so much, as it must make so much effort. To see someone pied on a sofa that doesn't have a large amount of plastic all over it, is truly a messy blessing. :) Everyone acts their parts well in this and their expressions to mess are incredible as always!

PiePermissionAtPlay   7/4/21
"The Pie-sidon Adventure!
Well, here we are again! Me with a biiig smile on my face having watched a clip over 100 times, dedicating it all to memory in case we get a power cut and I need to entertain myself. I would say "this is my newest favourite video from my favourite couple", but... I mean, come on... Much like you all, in a week or two, they'll just release another video that will take that mantle. ;) and I am not complaining. I would massively recommend this to anyone who loves the following:

Head dunking in foam

Butt Pies

Beautifully radiant sexy woman

More head dunking in foam

Head dunking in foam, lifted up by the silky hair, pied in the face and then dunked face first again I cannot stress my love for this video enough. The wife's reactions are on point as always. Her outfit is so cute and... sorry for being so blunt, really hot! You can really experience the messy synergy between the couple in this video. Have I mentioned the excessive mess?! :D buy this now!

Nobody makes this sort of video very often, and even less make it with such flair. I truly love this video.

PiePermissionAtPlay   7/4/21
"From Fitness to Pied Messy Babe
In her third return video after her 'Pied in the Park' debut fitness yoga babe Roxanne starts out in yoga pants and top, losing a planking challenge (she lasts 1:47sec), before getting pied, nutella covered, slimed, and covered in cream. Roxanne is excited to be getting pied, showing off her juicy round booty and bouncing her soft tits before Alana begins her transformation from fitness babe to messy babe. Roxanne gets pied in the ass, bouncing on all the cream before getting dunked and going topless later on before getting covered in more chocolate. Well worth the purchase.

Fireandice   6/30/21
"Sometimes, there just isn't enough slime
One might think that with one star, and no dialog, that this would be a short and relatively easy shoot to pull off. The prep for each color wasn't just putting on a different color eye shadow and earrings, her hair was styled a little different for each one.

Green comes along and she senses the chunky, so when she gets a second coat smooth, she says she knows it's smooth, but does she really? Can any of them tell the difference? Could that be another 4 or 5 model short set with each one getting one chunky and one smooth and them each explaining if they can determine the difference before looking?

As I happen to like, she keeps her eyes open for a while as each slime starts, with red being the longest because of how that pour started, and green coming in second.

Bright darker colors like Red and Blue are hard to do with the light color "base" used, but even so, they all were done very well.

Talking over each color as the bonus adds a little into how they interact with each other, which was very nice to see.

Twidget   6/29/21
"Quiet on the set!
One pie hit after another, but not quite a barage as in the other videos. This time, The Wife has to keep talking about pies while the pies keep coming. I was waiting for a famous movie line with one word substituted with pie.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a pie.

I'm going to make him a pie he can't refuse.

Go ahead, make my pie.

May the pie be with you.

You're going to need a bigger pie.

and so on.

Very very well done by both, they have so much fun making these scenes.

Twidget   6/29/21
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