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"Not too great
quite dissapointing,... i purchasedthis mainly becasue iwanted to see the guy sink at the end,.. but alas,..no such sinking,. just a quick splash

gamwam   12/21/11
"sexy
This woman is so sweet and yet so hot and sexy its unbelievable. The goo she rolls around in is almost as perfect as she is. 10 out of 10

Leprus   11/16/11
"Beautiful model, nice outfit and mud, spoiled by bad camera work.
The model in this scene is an attractive athletic dark-blonde, wearing a very nice short-sleeve, shorts-leg, khaki jumpsuit / bodysuit, with an explorer's pith helme. When we first see her exploring the woods she's wearing shoes, however these are removed before she takes to the deep mud (sensible, as shoes can trap people in mud, getting firmly stuck where a bare foot would slide smoothly out).

The main edited scene lasts 20 minutes, and features the model wading into the mud, rapidly sinking to thigh depth and then struggling onwards, the shorts part of her jumpsuit gradually getting messier and messier as she works her way out to a patch of mud she can sink in, where she then slowly sinks completely, including full submersion with her head below the surface. The mud appears to be a lake shore and is quite thick and viscous.

The lighting is good, cloudy-bright daylight.

Sadly, the scene is spoiled by terrible camera work. All of it appears to be hand held, even when the model is in her sinking location and hence not moving about at all, and at some points the camera is allowed to drift completely away from the model till she's out of frame almost completely, as if the videographer isn't actually looking through the viewfinder.

Once the main scene finishes, there's then 40 minutes of the uncut version, which adds lots more shaking camera work plus conversation and interaction between the model and the two crewmembers, and ends with the model's head and shoulders rising back out of the mud following her submersion. It also includes the model being helped to submerge by the second crew member who bounces her energetically in the mud, pressing down on her shoulders which she seems to quite enjoy! That section is also mostly fairly steadily filmed too. You don't get to see her climb fully back out however so don't really get to see her mud-drenched costume.

For me, a miss, the shaking camera makes it impossible to enjoy the scene.

DungeonMasterOne   9/13/11
"Nice model, nice outfit, but spoiled by very shaky camera work.
The model in this scene is an attractive dark haired woman somewhere in her mid to late 20s, and is clearly completely comfortable with deep sinking. She wears sunglasses, nice high-waist blue denim shorts, with about a 2-3" leg (hemmed, not cut-off jeans), and a blue denim sleeveless shirt, beneath which she has a bikini top. She is barefoot. Her shirt starts off buttoned up but she opens it to reveal the bikini top as she sinks.

The scene is shot hand-held throughout, and has the model, the photographer and the videographer talking to each other, plus background music. The photographer mentions a squeaky tripod, but unfortunately the video is entirely hand held, and sometimes very shakey. The scene is very well lit by constant bright sunshine.

The scene starts with the camera following the model into the bog, and then standing in a small clearing where she's going to sink. She rapidly finds the soft spot and starts to descend. The scene is well framed although some tall grasses intrude from time to time, and we get a nice shot of the model's bare legs sliding down quite quickly into the mud. She stops sinking just as the legs of her shorts are about to reach the muck, and sinks much more slowly from here on.

Unfortunately from this reviewer's perspective the section where her shorts sink in is quite disjointed, the videographer changes position very shakily, although there are a couple of nice shots if you pause the video. There's a reasonably good extreme close up of the shorts, now sunk about half-way, shot from almost directly above and in front. This is also where the model rips her shirt open.

At this point the model is provided with a bottle of what looks like beer, which she drinks from occasionally for the rest of the scene, which adds a nice "hey, I do this for fun!" element.

The scene then jumps to having the mud up to her waistband (shorts fully sunk). She now starts to work at sinking deeper, slowly sliding further into the mud.

For a minute or so the videographer puts the camera down (with a fair bit of dancing about) just above the surface of the bog, which gives a steady picture, but he doesn't remove any of the vegetation which is partly blocking the view. The model notices and tries to move some of it but isn't really in a position to do much, being by now chest-deep in the bog. After a moment the camera is picked up again and hand-held down-looking footage resumes, with a clear field of view as the model's chest and bikini-top slowly sinks.

At this point she finds she can't easily sink any further, so the videographer has her climb out a little. This gets the front of her bikini-top nicely messy, and also gives some decent shots of the back of her now mud-drenched shorts, shot from above, quite steadily in places, as she struggles up out of the mud. Once her shorts are clear of the surface, he tells her to get back in, and so she sinks down again. The scene cuts to her being as deep as she was previously.

Ultimately the model sinks to about armpit depth. There's a longish section of the model, deep in the mud, chatting to the two photographers, however it's far too shaky / jerky to really enjoy, sadly. The conversation is fun though!

Eventually, she climbs out. There are some nice scenes as she struggles free of the mud, but again it's marred by very shakey / jerky camera work.

There is talk of a wash-off and she heads over to a water-covered area, however she takes her shirt and shorts off while standing up so we don't see them getting wet. She reveals bikini bottoms under the shorts when she takes them off. There is a couple of minutes of the model, in just the bikini, washing the mud off in the swamp water.

Overall, I was disappointed. I'd bought the download hoping to enjoy watching the model sink, with a specific interest in seeing her shorts going in, but the constant motion of the camera makes this impossible. The scene probably will work for people who like seeing bare legs sliding into mud, and for those who like seeing an attractive woman sunk to just above her breasts and happily staying in the mud, relaxed and chatting. It won't work if you want steady shots of a woman wearing her clean clothes down into the mud, as that section is too shakey/jerky to enjoy.

At only $5.49, not a disaster, but I'm unlikely to watch this scene again.

DungeonMasterOne   9/12/11
"The reason why i love this site
This scene is one of the reasons why i love UMD. He realy enjoys to get messy and you can see this! By the way he has a nice cock :-)

Hope to see some more vids with gunge and slime of this guy.

GermanGungeGuy   7/1/11
"This is what they want!
Where has this lady been all my life? This is genuinely amazing stuff. From the very beginning it's mess, mess, mess. No plot but who needs a plot?

Starting with a fetching red dress this buxom beauty proceeds to destroy it with numerous foodstuffs before ripping it to shreds. You know that dress ain't coming back!

In just a bra and tights she continues--I don't know what is better: The squirty cream covered trifle to the head or the squirty-cream-covered chocolate cake she sits in. Hell, they're both great.

Finally naked she reaches a finale covered in chocolate gunge before using a vibrator on herself, with much slosh everywhere. If, as she says, that is how they serve dessert in her house I'll have seconds!

It is a Friday as I write this and to quote The Cure: 'It's Friday and I'm in love'. Enjoy this gem.

dunkerz   5/27/11
"Sexy, messy and fun; Cinqgirlracer--I love you!
What can you say about Lisa? A beautiful girl and a true Splosh / WAM lover. Her other half is one lucky man and this video is excellent and well worth the money--I look forward to part 2 of this video--if there is one--I do hope so! her other videos and pictures are fantastic.

WamNickTwo   4/24/11
"Christy North-bubbly blond cutie
This video goes way back to when WAM was in its infancy. The video was shot on Hi-8, so be forewarned that it is not crystal clear. It is however, good video.

I never knew how bubbly and comfortable Christy North was in making quicksand videos. She was fun, spontaneous and very creative. After seeing this, I really wish she would come back and make videos today.

The dialogue is natural, not rehearsed. This is not a scripted video, just busty Christy in a red bikini being spontaneous while sinking in a mud hole.

For those who like unrehearsed action and natural dialogue, you will love this video.

woody1296   2/27/11
"Gorgeous girl in a sexy outfit in marsh mud
Anya is dressed for the office, wearing an indigo blue skirt, white top and white patent leather knee-high boots with a high heel. The blouse buttons are straining to contain her ample bosom.

She starts out after her dog, Rosie, which we never see. Rosie's whimpers lead Anya out into the marsh. Anya's demeanor changes from compassion to find Rosie, to contempt for Rosie ("Damn, you Rosie!") as Anya gets deeper into the marsh, to worry when Anya gets stuck and can't get out.

The marsh is mostly firm as the beginning, as Anya walks along with little difficulty. The depth is mostly water. Anya comes to a point where she sinks about ankle deep into the mud, and struggles a little to get free, but continues on as before in mostly water. That is, until the last trek through the grass into an open area of marsh mud. One more step and Anya suddenly finds herself stuck up to her thighs. From the midpoint of the video on out, Anya struggles to get free, but can't.

Dialogue is sparse, and somewhat repetitive, but appropriate at every turning point in the video.

During the first half of the video, the trek is through mostly water on top of a very firm mud, but in the second half, the mud is thick and deep. Only the bottom of Anya's skirt gets muddy, and her blouse only gets spattered. The mud doesn't stick much to Anya's boots, so they remain mostly visible throughout the video.

Anya's struggle to get out is convincing, as she has to fight constantly to free her boots. That fight is fruitless, though, as each step puts her right back to being stuck thigh deep again.

woody1296   2/27/11
"Kristine going down.
Very thick mud. Kristine has to struggle a bit to get under. Another great close up at the end.

windscorpion   2/23/11
"Go Jenna Go
Only one of Jenna West I found here so far (my favorite). Great struggle and final sink scene.

windscorpion   2/23/11
"Down and gone
Grainy film as promised, but a good closeup of Kris as she goes under.

windscorpion   2/23/11
"All squirm and no dunk
If you are looking for a complete sink, it ain't happening here. If you like to watch a gal struggle in mud, this might do it for you.

windscorpion   2/23/11
""Looking for mud in all the wrong places..."
Very long lead up scene to the final sink. Good squirming and struggling, but open dialogue between the actress and crew take away from the "drama." Still a great sink by Kris in the end.

windscorpion   2/23/11
"What goes down, doesn't always come back up.
Very clear footage of Kristine struggling and a great close up of the final sink.

windscorpion   2/23/11
"Amazing Scene
Amazing scene! Hope more like this are on the way! Beautiful model, great outfit, good pacing to the deep stuff.

emperor_erik   2/22/11
"A potentially good scene with no pay off.
This video is short and to the point. Kristin gets fucked doggy style pretty much the entire video. During the sex the camera is only on focused on Kristin's lovely face until her head is burried under the mud.

This is all self defeating though as there is virutally no after shots of Kirstin's muddy face in the entire video. All the shots of her muddy mug are edited out. Very disappointing. I don't understand why that would be edited out of the video since its the sole focus of the video.

PortCity Slophouse   1/28/11
"Fun and sexy
Great girls, great gunge and great boobies! Both girls where very sexy and very fun. Really enjoyable!

sewersyd   1/28/11
"Watch it and enjoy it!!!
Great vid, this is how it should be full head to toe coverage. Self-enjoyment and pleasure! Keep up the awesome work!!!

dirtymudding   12/31/10
"Cameraman: "I've gotta somehow make this last half-an-hour"
It takes half an hour for her to sink in up to her chest and then climb out. About half way through the camera man says "I've gotta somehow make this last half-an-hour or something – not easy."

wtfdownloads   11/26/10
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