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"Overalls, Pies and a Great gunging
Loved that Sooty wore overalls for this video. In the first half, she is trying out snap pastry pie crusts, in the second half she has two helpings of gunge dumped onto her head. The yellow and green gunge is really thick and slops delicious down her face, with big dollops dropping into her overalls. The whole scene thrilled me.

MistaOveralls   7/9/25
"Pied Pixie Dream Babe
Taking the next step after her "Pied in the Park" debut, pixie hair-cut Marigold comes into get initiated into the Sexy Messy Babes by Mistress Jessie. Excited and having a blast, Marigold and Jessie vibe well as Jessie pies her with pie after pie, including a great pie bang that leaevs Marigold's cute round ass covered in cream. Marigold has the instincts of a natural wammer, taking pies, slime, head-dunks and chocolate drizzle in stride. By the end of the video Marigold is a creamy, sexy mess, leaving Mistress Jessie and us ready for her to come back.

Fireandice   7/8/25
"Sexy Sweethearts Sensually Slathered in Slick Substance
Larz and Olivia made a masterpiece in enjoyment wam. This scene has fun, smiles, giggles, funny chatter, sexual pleasure, wedgies, kinky actions, and two sexy alt-girl models with tattoos getting covered in massage cream. The description is missing a few things which I like to add, but it might spoil it if you want to be surprised. The scene features a game of mirroring where everything that Larzstord does Olivia has to mirror. Larz leads for a while and then they swap who leads. There is some dialogue about reviewing the product they are using as this is the premise, and this dialogue adds some funny lines. The scene features 2 gallons of warm cream and 2 gallons of cold cream. The scene includes messy feet action, foot rubs, foot dunking, and foot to breast rubs. They get their hair all messy but not their faces which is really nice in this scene. Larz looks at the camera a lot which makes the scene feel very engaging and immersive. Olivia responds with really nice feedback. Both had some amazing reactions. They have an amazing climax with vibrators. For folks that love cute messy butts, these girls perform some erotic kinky actions to their butts. I love this scene and Larz and Olivia really hit the spot.

mFeelzGood   7/3/25
"A Sleeper Hit from Bratty
This scene had been in my "saved for later" for quite some time because I absolutely love the stills and the video quality. Goggles is a unique choice (I know this was a custom), and they actually give the video a cool vibe, especially since Bratty never once has to wipe her eyes while taking on heavy mess. Props to the buyer of this custom for commissioning one of my favorite Brattyshortcakes scenes, which is saying a lot as she is a favorite producer of mine here.

I'm not even a fan of savory, but I just enjoyed the visuals and Bratty's commentary on the mess and her banter with BrattyDaddy. Not to reveal too many secrets, but the vibe is similar to her OF live shows. That is to say, funny banter with her and her partner/filming assistant, a range of funny to spicy commentary, and then sensual as she loses herself in the mess. Here, the latter happens in the "sweet" portion of the video, which is easily my favorite. You can tell she is aroused when she starts playing with her nipples and tits. My favorite portion has to be when the Hersheys chocolate syrup is poured over Bratty. The visual is insanely cool, and I love how she keeps talking as syrup is gurgling in her mouth. Once that pour is done, she says, "Fuck" in such a way that makes me wonder (and I mean this respectfully as possible) if she was soaking wet right then. If you have been sitting on this one for a while, or if it looks appealing to you, get it! The wam world is blessed to have Bratty as part of it.

WAMOptimist93   7/3/25
"Amy's sexiest video yet! You need to buy this video!
Oh my God, you guys! Every time a new Amy video pops up, I lunge for my wallet immediately. A thrill for Amy's fans, this is Amy's sexiest video yet! It's got all that Wet Hair stuff I love so much and a great deal of full-submersion with some great underwater footage of the beautiful Amy swimming underwater, an underwater peekaboo boobie reveal, and when she surfaces, she's got that super-clingy top which leaves very little to the imagination. A ton of great topside wet look modeling punctuated by lots and lots of swimming in the pool. It's wet and it's wonderful! It's like Christmas! There's also a particularly creative prompt early on in which Amy appears to be on the run, hiding underwater, coming up and looking over her shoulder, etc. I love this teeny hint of narrative drama, and I often think about how I wish there was more fun role-play and make-believe in wet look videos. My fantasies are always full of stuff like that and this video has a subtle hint of that mood. I love everything about this video, perhaps my favorite of all of Amy's videos so far. And that's saying a lot. Wetlook Fashion did not put me up to this, btw, I was not compensated for this review in any way. I just happen to love this content and I think you will too. And if you are a fan of these videos, please buy them. Don't share them or upload them to sites where others can access them for free. Piracy sucks and it hurts reputable producers who make this awesome content. Let's not do that, okay?

MrBubblicious   7/2/25
"Rose makes sexiest motions in the mud
The subtitle about perpetual motion is accurate. Rose does not stop moving. She moves around to give us a full tour of her body from many angles while she walks, crawls, and rolls around in the mud. It is very fun to watch as she changes positions and stances over and over. The way she rubs her body while squirming and rolling around is the best. Her body makes such sexy movements. Rose's has a consistent facial expression that seemed happy and confident. She looked like she was just really enjoying herself as she repeatedly performed actions. Rose is silent and the mud sounds are really good. It is really exciting to see her take her thong off while on her back in the mud. The way that the scene ends with her on her back with her arms and legs spread open, as seen in the last preview, is just perfect!

mFeelzGood   7/1/25
"Nicole's best sexual performance
The pacing and the way Nicole slathers mud, strips nude, and pleasures herself is perfect. Her vocals moans are really sexy and get higher in pitch as the scene becomes more intense. She really let out a loud moan at the climax. She is immersed as she does not look at the camera, and it seems like she is just really enjoying it. The way that she rubs the mud on herself and touches herself while on her back as seen in the thumbnail is just amazing! The trailer is well cut and summarizes what you get. The theme of being disgusted isn't really played out as she is not acting like it is disgusting the entire time, and she doesn't really show on her face that it is disgusting. So if you are looking for disgust, this is not the scene. If you are looking for enjoyment and pleasure, this is it and I would highly recommend it.

mFeelzGood   7/1/25
"Better late than never review
One of the best messy videos I have seen, would love to have a messy session with Richard.

Pete   7/1/25
"Ms Pie-oneer really clobbers herself
Can't recommend this scene enough! The pictures don't do it justice either. Ms. Pie-oneer takes each pie and absolutely clobbers herself with them. She makes sure all of the contents of each pie gets used, and makes sure her entire head and face get completely covered. The chocolate head dunk is also very great! She really gets her head into the bucket! If you like full coverage, and great self pies, this is highly recommended!

Bradley k   6/30/25
"A pretty face being sexy in mud.
Nyssa was amazing from start to finish in this scene. If you love watching sexy Asian women enjoying a mud pit. Then you have to buy this and enjoy it.

Mudicon20   6/28/25
"Model was Amazing, the recording was disappointing! Need more UW
I love your videos and all, but I'm sorry you fumbled the bag on this one. How is it that you have a camera that can record underwater, and very clearly too, and the concept of the video is Amy hiding in the pool underwater and there are only two shots where you record Amy underwater? I checked. You only record underwater shots until around the 3 minute mark. The rest of the video shot above the surface. What makes it worse though is that Amy gave you Multiple moments where you could have recorded her underwater but you refused to go below the surface, despite once again having the means to do so! I get you're called "Wetlook Fashion" but being underwater is a Part of wetlook fashion! I should note that Amy herself was Phenomenal and I have no issues with her performance at all, she was a goddess! My issue lays primarily on the recording itself.

I have never ever done a review for any video of yours because I actually appreciate the variety your team provides and you honestly make quality videos that I have purchased since 2023. But this is the first time where I was compelled to voice my disappointment as I felt the concept alone provided ample opportunites for underwater shots and yet they never came to fruition. I hope in the future you either revisit this concept and do better with incorporating both underwater and above the surface shots (like in the first 3 minutes of the video) or do a little better of doing more underwater shots for future videos. Don't forget the ones who love seeing these girls underwater as much as they enjoy seeing them above the water. Thank you for hearing me out and I hope to see more amazing videos from your company in the future! P.S. Amy is quite the Rare Gem! More underwater stuff with her in future please :)

IslaSwimmer671   6/28/25
"Fantastic slime quality
Slime genesis deserves a round of applause for the first slime alone in this scene--a fantastic, gloopy, and incredibly thick green slime.

A simple premise of Alex in a tub is all that's needed here, as she takes 4 separate slimes like a trooper.

The slime quality is smoother, but still thick with the three white slimes that follow the first green sliming. By the end, Alex is coated. The final 30s has Alex fill a bowl of pooled gloop, and ceremoniously dump it over her own head.

A "must buy" for slime enthusiasts.

Holysmoke   6/25/25
"Magnetic!
The entire time watching n0naddictive's latest scene, I could not take my eyes away from the screen. The black paint they cover themself with is so rich and dark, providing a really cool contrast with their eyes and teeth. The background is appropriately light to perfectly contrast with the black, and n0naddictive slides around on the plastic tarp in some truly phenomenal angles of their body, as seen by the pics.

The coverage continues with some marshmallow fluff. N0naddictive attempts to face plant into it and in a humorous but cool effect, it slides of their face, leaving it still fully covered in black paint and unaffected. They proceed to cover their body in it, slathering it all over. Once again, I am impressed by the innovative wamming, such as adding sprinkles and what that did for the texture of the tar. I love the breathplay when n0naddictive pours the substances over their face, and I love the messy hairplay as well, including a moment of flexibility where they mess up their hair with their toes. And of course, the leg-quivering while masturbating is extremely hot.

I could ramble on and on about this scene, but I'll sum it up by saying that the pictures and the video provided the biggest dopamine hit I have had in a while. I had to pause and catch my bearings throughout watching and upon finishing it, and it will certainly be enjoyed again and again and again. If heavy coverage and dark, sticky substances are up your alley, combined with a creator who loves wamming, don't hesitate to buy the latest scene from one of the most exciting new stores on UMD.

WAMOptimist93   6/24/25
"Astounding Substance Creativity
I have to say that I really love how creative n0naddictive gets with marshmallow fluff. Not only is the coverage it provides great, but it can be transformed by adding other colors and substances atop it. The look is so satisfying and visually delicious. I am reminded a lot of RubberCartoon in the best ways with the heavy coverage and the love for sticky substances. Highly recommended scene! I've been pumping out the reviews because I love these scenes so much that they have me fully in wam-indulgence mode.

WAMOptimist93   6/22/25
"Sludgetacular
With this scene, it almost feels like n0naddictive read my mind in terms of my favorite substances. Black or really dark wam substances are traditionally my favorite to see, especially sticky/clingy textures and glistening appearances. The effect of the white flour atop it was also sublime, and it reminded me of a one of my most formative wam kink-developing mud movie scenes. More leg-quivering orgasms and great video quality make this scene a must. You can really feel their enthusiasm and passion for wamming!

WAMOptimist93   6/22/25
"Might Have Developed a Leg-Tapping Kink
After being blown away by n0naddictive's pics, I had been hoping for a store for quite a while and was thrilled to suddenly see that they had started one. This scene did not disappoint. The video quality is excellent, and the portrait view works perfectly for me since I watch on my tablet, and I love when the main subject is front-and-center. I love the coverage and how n0naddictive clearly was transfixed in watching themself covered in the paint. The hair and leg coverage in particular was arousing, as was the face pouring. I also love how n0naddictive was tapping their leg repeatedly in clear excitement; it almost seemed as though they were masturbating hands-free. A fantastic scene!

WAMOptimist93   6/22/25
"Great video
This was a great video. He is a really cute guy, who got proper messy and you could tell he was enjoying it. As a foot guy, I especially loved the inclusion of foot shots.

squishytoes   6/22/25
"Custard and porridge make a lovely degrading mess!
The video begins with Ellie on her knees, sucking cock. Her hair and makeup look beautiful, and she starts getting messy by getting custard poured on her tits. Her body then gets covered in sloppy porridge and her hair gets more custard poured in it, all whilst Ellie plays with herself in the mess. She briefly gets fucked from behind, and then whilst on her back. Although disappointingly we mainly get to see her partner rather than her. The last 4 minutes are unbelievable. Ellie pours a jug of porridge all over her pretty face. This looks so hot, and her partner then deposits his load exactly where Ellie deserves it--on her gorgeous, ruined face. Watching that is worth the price of the video alone, and is enough to make any guy cum. She plays with her tits whilst declaring she's a good little slut, showing she knows how to be a good little submissive for the camera. As noted in the description, it is an amateur shoot and does include talking and coordination of the scene. But overall, a super hot video.

plane815   6/22/25
"Hottest mud video.
Carman was in her full sexy nature in this scene. She flings mud on her body like a true mud lover. The moment she starts pleasuring herself with the toys was pure hotness. This is a must buy scene if you love seeing sexy women in mud and having a good time.

Mudicon20   6/21/25
"More harlot(s?) please :-)
I always love a good punishment story, even if it's small. Hope we see the harlot return, I don't think she learned her lesson yet. Plus: thanks for the bonus outtakes including her muddy feet!

tarmonster77   6/21/25
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