This is the first semi interactive messy challenge I've attempted. The rules were simple. Get random umd users to submit five words to use in some way. Not everyone who participated submitted 5 words, and some people sent proper instructions. I wrote them down on post it notes and taped them to a bucket.

Suffice to say it's humiliating in the best of ways, and things get a little crazy. I start off in pigtails and a white bikini with my tummy out. After reading the post its, I draw lipstick targets and write some obscenities on my body in bright red.

To list the substances used: one bucket of pink yogurt, one bucket of green gunge slime, one bucket of brown chunky mud, peanut butter, a chocolate cake, an eclair, a mountain of creamy white shaving foam, a bowl of blue paint, a miscellaneous cucumber, and some old honey.

There were a lot ofreferences to anal, but I don't fuck my butt. I do however fuck my other holes. And bring back the lipstick body writing graffiti. I drench myself in cold and warm substances, turn myself into a very messy slutty pink piggy complete with pig nose, face planting in some shaving foam, and attempt a British accent briefly (never make me do that last one again please lol). This is around 50 minutes long and hard to sum up, but each substance and post it gets referenced, so I hope you all enjoy it. I save the paint and honey for last for the ultimate transformation.