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"The Kind of Uninhibited Depravity that Makes Me Love this Kink"
I could go on and on about this scene. It is what it looks like, but better. MessyLady covers herself in rich, sticky Nutella and orgasms. The video is well filmed and consists of delicious wam imagery and lots of erotic, heavy breathing and eventually screaming. It is overwhelming in the best ways. My favorite portion is MessyLady humping a pillow, getting it completely trashed and slathered in Nutella (what I wouldn't give to be that pillow). At one point she even rubs her face into it because it is so saturated in Nutella that it provides more coverage for her. Nothing is held back! I'm getting tingly feelings in my pants typing this review as I remember the scene.
WAMOptimist93  1/7/26
"Gorgeous gunging"
GungeGirls had numerous beautiful women on their site and Kate was definitely up there as one of the prettiest. Wearing a luscious black dress certainly doesn't hurt and the quiz format is great at adding some stakes to the video. Of course she's going to get covered either way but the sense of anticipation it draws out is palpable.

Kate is a bit nervous at first but takes the orange and green slime brilliantly. The thickness between the two colours of gunge is wildly different which makes a decent contrast with the host flicking between them. Overall it is a very satisfying watch.
hg_04  1/7/26
"Masterful video with classy model"
A brilliant video going through five different ways to pie and repeating the process for good measure! What makes this stand out among the options on Pie Targets is the leading lady of the piece, Brooke.

Half the quality of a gunging/pie video is the coverage while the other half comes from the personality of the model. Brooke has a sense of classiness and enthusiasm for the process that it makes the watch exhilarating. Doesn't hurt that she's absolutely gorgeous too, with her hands on hip stance near the beginning being incredibly sexy. As another reviewer on this page put it she's a star, and it's a pity we didn't get many more videos taking pies and gunge in an absolutely stunning manner.
hg_04  1/7/26
"Absolutely relentless gunging goddess"
Naomi was such a good sport for this, with amazing coverage and a brutal intensity that never really slows down for her. It results in one of the best videos posted to GungeGirls and with a variety of pouring techniques making for a very sexy time.

The bit towards the end where it's being poured directly on her face is jaw-droppingly stunning, definitely one of the best individual bits of gunging I've seen. Thank you for your service Naomi.
hg_04  1/7/26
"Gorgeous girl takes yellow sliming beautifully"
I remember first seeing this advertised on YouTube and being incredibly excited it was still available to purchase despite how long ago it had been uploaded. Even with those sky-high expectations it didn't disappoint, as Kelley delivered on an exceptionally sexy gunging.

The slow build-up and gradual coverage is so well-crafted before any restraint is chucked away for full buckets to be lathered on. Even with it being her first time, Kelley does an admirable job taking it all, with the outfit choice being absolutely perfect. The short section where gunge is poured over her legs is certainly a highlight.
hg_04  1/7/26
"What a trooper!"
Nikki may have only been involved in one video for GungeGirls but she definitely made an impression. There's a lot of squirming and squealing going on while she's covered by orange gunge but she admirably gets through it.

The majority of the gunging action is superb particularly the pouring directly down the top which was quite relentless and the facial at the end provided great coverage. The section where gunge was poured into her hands and she put it on her chest is the only weak section really, but otherwise it's a classic that will have many repeat viewings.
hg_04  1/7/26
"Relatively short mess of a pretty girl"
I bought this video with high expectations. The model herself I'd just seen in a video by another producer and she was very cute so I was really excited to see her get messy while masturbating. We get to see her show her tits and pussy, and play with herself quite quickly. However, there isn't really any mess until about a third of the way through the video; the mess she self administers is a small amount of cream on her breasts.

When she is tied up to be punished, she is disappointingly fully-clothed and remained so throughout.

She does play with herself afterwards, but I think i was hoping for a bit more nudity.
Wakka  1/7/26
"Soaking jeans in 4 gallons of veggie oil... Two girls that is."
Hats off to the Purple Dungeon team...

Also to Rosemary and Suzie, for exceptional communication and connection. As I said to the D.M himself, drawn to their instinctive sharing in messy play. Eyes open the soul... No faking their beautiful union.

Dangerously sexy, worth a browse. Look at the history, these few Gems, not re-cast, nor repeated... 5 hearts for their genuine mutual attraction, and willingness to totally trash each other, wearing all sorts of gear. Oil to gunge, custard to cream, and they love it... Steamy, sexual, intimate, and worth keeping, and pass on my regards... Every vid, fabulous.
Wet Jeans Manifesto  1/7/26
"Superb sliming with gorgeous girl"
A truly fantastic sliming with an incredibly cute girl at the centre of it. Despite it being her first time she takes all that green gunge beautifully. Smiling throughout definitely improves the experience and the restraint on wiping her face allows for some great coverage. Videos are definitely improved when the model is enjoying their time and Heidi makes it worth watching on every occasion.
hg_04  1/6/26
"About as perfect as it gets"
Absolutely incredible video. Lynn is utterly gorgeous and takes it all so beautifully, especially in that amazing dress and cute glasses. The pies on their own would be magnificent but the pink gunge at the end makes it perfection. To top it all off the little sigh and the kiss goodbye is incredibly sexy. 10/10 no notes needed. This is worth your money and some.
hg_04  1/6/26
"What gets you off the fence about having gay mud sex!"
This is Tanner's best mud sex yet! He's so hot, horny, and doing some of the sexiest mud talk of all time! His lover is so glooped in mud that he defines dehumanization. He stays hard while Tanner stays... receptive... throughout the entire video! To add that cherry on top, the mud is perfect: deep, thick, and creamy. It there's one thing missing, and it's a very small thing, it's that we could've used a few Non-pov angles. It feels unnatural to offer Any critiques this video it's so perfect! Bravo, Tanner!
Localtourist  1/6/26
"Sexy as always"
The moans, the mess, the bod. A gorgeous woman playing with herself and messing with Nutella. What could be better? So sexy. Another winner. Messy Lady's vids are always quality.
sploshmuscle  1/6/26
"Sooo damn sexy."
This is an amazing, must-have purchase. I love the way Anni constantly looks into the camera lens as if she is looking at you--it could work as a mess-along vid. She's so beautiful and sexy as she messes herself and gasps at how cold the substance is. When fully messy, she strips and then plays with herself. Awesome. I will be buying more of her vids x.
sploshmuscle  1/6/26
"Amazing how much they both love every second of it"
Fantasic scene of two guys in loads of gugne and enjoying everything about it. Fun, sexy and so hot!
cdee  1/5/26
"Best Outdoor Mud Scene in a Long Time"
Wow! Oh Wow! Mere words cannot possibly describe Lady Anna's video entitled "Muddy Nymph Cums ( Clean Up) nor what I felt as I watched it. I did not see her when she was on UMD before, but now that I have seen the work this marvelous vixon does, I will be watching more of her stuff in the future. Without taking at least a week, I don't think I could match the review given by JimmyGarcia. He left an amazing review. And the master WAMOptimistic93 left a review that was short but succinct. He even mentions the Arnold mud scene from Predator, as does lady Anna in her description of "Muddy Nymph Cums ( Cleans Up)" on her home page. I must say, I did not read any of the reviews or Anna's description before buying the product. I just looked at the pictures and the short video and I was hooked. From the first moment of the video unit the end, it got progressively better. And the photo that is now MessyLady_v2's profile picture must have come from this video, and it is reminiscent of the Arnold scene in Predator. If you haven't already bought this video, I highly recommend it. And for the record, I am not being paid to provide this video. It comes from the heart.
vols4everus  1/5/26
"If u love hair covering and body covering this one is for you"
That's the best hair creaming of the series.

I love thick hair of Mosha and her covering was huge.

Please more videos like that hair-related i beg u.
tarnia  1/4/26
"Angel struggling in a pit of sticky, black muck."
I've been a fan of the gorgeous Angel for a long time now and this scene didn't fail to set my heart pounding yet again. Within minutes she's gasping away up to her neck in the gooey black substance. Some of the best moments for me amidst the wonderfully slow sink that follows, are where she flicks a glance at the camera. With that look It's almost like she's saying "God, look at me!" The end of the bonus clip scene where she struggles to haul herself out of the pit, and vainly begins to wipe the muck from her body is outstanding.
mudsprite  1/4/26
"Hades is hot, the pie hits are superb, she cums, we cum, buy it."
Hades starts off in an adorable crop sweater, see-through black panties, and sheer stockings. I love that she starts with a strip and starts touching herself, so excited for the mess to begin! I know the feeling!

Her dirty talk is so hot. She demands to be pied and starts covering herself in the mess, feeling the delicious cream all over her equally delicious body. I love when she fucks herself with her feet on the chair while continuing to be pelted with pies. I love when she's on the floor riding her dildo and smearing pies over her ass. I love when she gets onto the floor and demands pies, completely trashed already, and gets pelted with more as she reaches an intense and very real orgasm.

And I love when she sucks her big dildo at the end covered in her own juices and pie mess.

To be honest, there isn't much about this scene I don't love.

The pies are great with vibrant colours, the hits are great. Hades is a natural on camera and you can tell she's genuinely turned on by the whole thing.

She's gorgeous, an amazing curvy body, a sexy alt look, and I love the way she gets messy. Please, please, we need more videos from Hades, more mess, more naughtiness, more more more!
MessyLady_v2  1/4/26
"Gunged sexy nurse uniform and cargo pants."
I don't often venture into the purple dungeon... In this case, a non-sexual messy fix using gunge or slime. I ignore the banter, muted thanks to constant camera clicks. Aside, huge sexual energy and chemistry between Rosemary Suzie.

Totally messing each other up, great use of hands and eye contact. Both uniforms end up trashed, not a clear spot on either girl. Sensual, sexy, both engaged with the scene. Gallons of gunge, confidently used, even sharing full body contact and sensual thank you kissing. 4 hearts for the uniforms-filled inside out, and pocket filling, and delicious handling. Great stuff... N buy clickless cameras... Ruins the audio to distraction.
Wet Jeans Manifesto  1/4/26
"Another Perfectly Muddy Day"
With the sun shining down under, our young friend once more heads to his favorite quarry for a little rest and relaxation. Impeccably dressed in full suit and tie, he first finds the ground solid, but taking a few steps inward he drops waist deep into some liquidy brown muck. The more he struggles, the muddy he gets his suit. Once completely covered head to toe (some good foot action there), he strips off piece by piece until there's nothing left but his necktie. Naturally he takes matter into hand and finishes himself off to his own and our pleasure. If you enjoyed his earlier quarry videos, you'll love this latest venture.
TonyA  1/3/26
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