Letting chance decide my messy fate! (Play along scene)

I'm leaving my messy fate up to chance in this 40 minute video--play along with me, or just watch and enjoy! I've got two bowls full of bits of paper, one telling me where the mess is going, and one telling me what I'm covering that body part in! I start by pouring sprinkles and oats all over my feet, legs and head, and then start getting really messy with tomato sauce, mayonnaise, custard, peanut butter and lots more all over my face, hair, tits, bum and pussy! By the end of the game I've got a bit keen and run out of ingredients, so have no choice but to gather up all of the disgusting slop into a big bowl for a final head dunk and face pour. Luckily covering myself in all that mess gets me so excited I just have to pull out my favourite dildo and make myself cum in all that filth!

Want to get messy along with me? Here's what you'll need!

2 bottles of maple syrup

2 tubs of yoghurt

1-2 cartons of custard (I had 1 carton and used half each time; use 1 full carton each time if you want to get really messy!)

1 large bottle of mayonnaise

1 carton of tomato sauce

1 jar of apple sauce

2-4 big bowls of oats (I made 2 big bowls and used half each time; use 1 bowlful each time if you want to get really messy!)

1 big bowl of peanut butter

1 bowl of vanilla cake batter

1 bowl of chocolate cake batter

1 jar of sprinkles

All you need to do is grab whatever the instructions tell us to, and cover yourself in them! And if I have to mess up a body part you don't have put your mess wherever you like