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"Valerie, Elle, and Zoey are 3 fab ladies. Thanks!"
This is my 1st purchase video from this page. I really enjoyed it. Valerie, Elle, and Zoey are great together. The slime is really runny thick here.

cuties 12/20/23
"So Erotic That It Nearly Made Me Black Out"
Madison is no stranger to paint play. Yes, I'm talking about full-on, toxic house paint. Somehow, she is able to cover herself in it completely without ingesting any of it. It's absolutely depraved and incredibly erotic all at once. In this scene, she does more of that with my personal favorite to see, black paint, lending to the appearance of someone being showered with ink or oil. Even though nothing explicit actually seen here, making the video relatively Sfw, notice the motion of Madison's right arm during the scene. I asked her about this myself and she confirmed my suspicions. What I love about all of Madison's scenes is that we're being given a voyeur window into a wammer's special "alone time." Don't get me wrong, I love the scenes with dialogue and special scenarios as well, but I also love just watching someone cover themselves in mess because it turns them on with no other plot or purpose. Even if she didn't have the camera rolling, she'd be doing this anyway... just without the rest of us here being in on it.

WAMOptimist93 12/20/23
"Possibly Bratty's Most Purely Sensual Scene"
I love everything about the Milf series Brattyshortcakes does, from her herself (obviously) to the simple yet effective background to the full, vertical camera angle used. These scenes feel intensely personal even as Bratty is counting on there being an audience to her sploshing escapades. We see her cover herself in custard, messing up her green shirt before removing it. Then we see her athletic, toned body in nothing but underwear with one of her toys underneath, and we see her cover herself further as she writhes sensually throughout while orgasming. As 2023 comes to a close, it's hard to fathom that Bratty is a relative newcomer to UMD (not necessarily to a WAM fetish), already with well over 50 scenes and a collaboration under her belt. Anyone who has watched any of her scenes and/or interacted with her knows she's the real deal and enjoys every moment of what she's doing. Even though this scene came out some months ago, it has me incredibly excited for what Bratty will bring to the wonderful world of WAM in 2024.

WAMOptimist93 12/20/23
"Corporate Cream"
It might be an unusual habit to forget dress pants when having a corporal business meeting, but this premise turns out to be as sexy as it is original. Both of the guys manage to look extremely handsome anyway, even without trousers. I especially loved to watch the blond one's posh hairdo getting messed up by his smart partner. They seduce and pie each other in playful harmony and share a passionate and very erotic session with the viewer. My recommendations!

berndsuit 12/20/23
"Bagheera gets some much deserved pies"
Bagheera gets her white outfit trashed with some well thrown pies and chocolate. This scene would have been perfect if the pies were stacked high with slop for a big explosive splat.

Pie Blaster 12/20/23
"A must buy, and a fun, funny scene, with perfect payoff"
As a fan of one-sided, totally set-up scenes and votes, this could not have been coded any more to me. And as someone who's searched through many videos of [A Show Resemembling This Premise] only to curse 1990s phone-in audiences, I'm extremely happy to see the scales tipped back. It's funny too, in the build up, and Epiphany plays it wonderfully throughout, going from absolutely secure to shocked victim. This clip even made me enjoy black gunge, normally a nope for me! Hopefully the first of many "vote" scenes to come!

dhillsarealive 12/18/23
"Brilliant reactions, wonderful mess!"
This is a great little short as Bri takes splendidly gooey mess after mess, and all with an actual plot reason to stay for it! Her wonderful, shocked expressions and exclaimations are really worth the price of entry. A brilliant video.

dhillsarealive 12/18/23
"Great first video from Willa"
Willa takes some amazing sloppy pies to the face in a Pied Pinups style video. Loved her work with them and Messygirl and it's great to see her continuing to get creamed.

Pie Blaster 12/17/23
"Stupendously sexy silly sliding slapstick stuff!"
This gameshow is amazing! The two contestants Alura and Laney gave an amazing performance with their facial and body expressions. They interacted with each other so well with each other. The progression, timing, and duration of the show seems perfect. The activities performed in the show looked like so much silly fun. The editing, sounds, graphics are all just right. The dresses are hot, and their nudity in part 2 made this show's rating perfect for me. I could binge watch unfair moments and take the cake moments. Highly recommended.

mFeelzGood 12/16/23
"What a wonder, messy game, Love it."
What can I say this game is awesome! Would Love to play this one. Both lovely ladies are Awesome throughout and the back-and-forth is great. A worthy inclusion to any wam collection in the messy games category.

mhop 12/15/23
"Amazing "tar and feather" humiliation vid!"
I am a big fan of The Man. The Wife. The Store. and as always they hit another home run with this scene! Violet is looking amazing in her red bra and her reactions are incredible for each "tarring" and feathering. I love humiliation WAM and this hits the spot.

I also love when curvy girls get messy and Violet is just a dream covered in all mess. I expected nothing less from Violet, considering how much of a champ she was in the savory video she did. The extra recycled sliming at the end was an awesome touch. I always love the recycled slimings in these videos.

I really that all of the girls from The Man. The Wife. The Store. get the "tar and feather" treatment. The first one with Zoey was great and this one with Violet was absolutely incredible!

fslong1 12/15/23
"Insanely good"
Thoroughly enjoyable scene with Aston, who is incredible. The gunge is vivid and thick. Aston loves every second. You can't take your eyes off her.

overallsfann 12/15/23
"Fun rather than hot, but very fun"
Sometimes you watch a piece like this and you question the sanity of the person who created it. You also desperately want to recreate it. I don't know I've ever seen such a random selection of WAM before: frosting, refried beans, green beans, marshmallow fluff, brownie batter, duck sauce?! There isn't much rubbing and enjoyment, more survival and laughing at herself for agreeing to this in the first place. It's nasty, but it's also hot, and I almost cheered when Melonie lifted her legs. Through it all she never loses her smile, and keeps up her banter with the camera.

I did expect there to be more shipped cream, given the picture. I also expected her to be hosed down with some sort of fizzy drink or something, before it was clear it was whipped cream being sprayed. As ever, a cautionary tale: warm your Wam!

TheNewNo3 12/14/23
"Omg! 10/10!"
the video is even better than the photos! this is incredible! everything about this video is just literally perfect! thank you!

Kaiser101010 12/12/23
"Recommended for pie fans"
I can only say Wow this scene is bloody amazing the young lady in question takes the pies in the face body very well looks like she's having a blast having it done to her I highly recommend this for anybody who's a pie fan likes to see hotties getting it good well worth buying.

Pieman Si 12/11/23
"Totally recommend it"
Short sweet but hits the mark perfectly. What can I say but Bri looking beautiful as always talks about being record setting/smashing WOTD celebrates it by smashing her face in to cakes making herself messy with trifles in the end Bri gets another cake in her face making her very very messy It's worth every penny so if you want to see a hot/beautiful woman get messy with cake trifle I'd recommend it as it's at Bri's usual high standards.

Pieman Si 12/11/23
"Abstract art is actual fun"
I can't help feel, sometimes, than Melonie is having just a bit too much fun with this.

Melonie starts the video being spattered from afar with paint, in a very artistic way which makes me want her hung on my wall. Then there's a scene change and a lot more hair and makeup, followed by Melonie pouring paint over herself. She takes off her top and complains of a lack of paint: I'm surprised she didn't wring it from the top! There is much carressing of breasts and belly, it's erotic and fun.

There is some background noise later in the video: a fan and a dog, but they're ignorable.

TheNewNo3 12/11/23
"Mel+jayce+cakes+facesitting = Sexy AF Video"
Frak me Jayce! Umm... how do I put this nicely? This is one of the sexiest WAM videos' I've seen in the last 20+ years. Simple set-up Jayce Mel, both in cute/sexy lingerie, lay on the floor, sit cakes on the others face and sit on them. The execution of said action, so hot your screen might start smoking. Mel sits on Jayce's face first with her round thick booty, and oh fuck does she ride Jayce's face! And when Jayce returns the favour, Mel eats her pussy like someone finding water in the desert. The sensual sexuality of Jayce and Mel are off the charts with this video, and I will admit to being really envious of Jayce having Mel ride her face like that. Run at high speeds to get this video.

LordAndarian 12/11/23
"'Oh by the way, it's a pie casting couch Taylor!' :D"
The first video Jayce has available of Taylor featuring a version of the slightly infamous casting couch, that just so happens to have a slightly messy twist to it. Taylor is vibrantly sexy just sitting on the couch, and as Jayce says in the description, she takes to the mess like a fish to water. Poised, incredibly sensual, with a round juicy ass that looks perfect covered in pie, Taylor's intro to the House of Mess is worth every penny.

LordAndarian 12/11/23
"Dixie, Naked, Sudsy, and Pied--What more do you need?"
Three years after her retirement from Hom, Dixie returns with four new videos. This one (I'm assuming the final one) showcases Dixie's oh so sexy body and bubbly fun personality. Dixie lathers her hair and body, all the while showing off her incredible curves. Jayce especially highlights Dixie's big, even juicier, booty as she bends over and twerks for us. If you've got a mad crush on Dixie, dreamed about pieing her gorgeous ass, or are just glad to see her once again... You want this video!

LordAndarian 12/11/23
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