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"Tori's funny messy debut"
Tori stumbled onto the set, and the Wife took full advantage... until the mess wound up on her. When Tori saw what could happen to her, it was too late. After the mess, the Wife finally asks about Tori's life (that part was funny)

A post-credit scene is included.

Tori seemed to enjoy every minute of her experience; I hope she returns for more messy mayhem.
deadpool  7/27/21
"Raw Masculinity!"
It's always a pleasure to view Kojo's modelling work. Kojo holds nothing back in his modelling, showing off both raw emotion and his beautiful naked body. His personality comes through strongly in this shoot and I love how committed he is.

Great art direction from Gungedawg! Kojo stays centred in a pool of cake batter the entire shoot as though standing in the middle of a spotlight. It feels like he is on a stage bearing his soul to the viewer.
Tigerdude  7/27/21
"Sexy Frosted Daddy!"
Gungedawg's latest picture set is his hottest yet! PieDaddy poses for the camera while completely slathered in multi-coloured frosting. His beefy and muscular body is accentuated by the heavy layers of icing dripping off him, even covering one of his eyes at a point. The highlight for me was the final shot where PieDaddy shows how much he was enjoying himself.

Beautifully shot and edited, another great piece of work from Gungedawg!
Tigerdude  7/27/21
"Lilly needs better negotiating skills"
When the Wife has to leave to get some supplies, Lilly goes into full prima donna mode. Unfortunately for her, and fortunately for us, asking for more money and stardom meant it was time to obliterate her with lots of mess. Thankfully, she'll return to negotiate again. This was a cute skit; short, but to the point. You see Lilly having a great time doing these videos, and this skit was no exception.
deadpool  7/26/21
"Ellie answers your hard-hitting questions"
A lot of us asked Ellie questions, and she answered honestly. A couple of the questions ended with her engulfed with slime, but most of them got her pied. One answer was hilarious, and the Wife took full advantage of the set-up. Later, much to her surprise, Ellie discovered said the trigger phrase... twice.

This was a fun way to get to know Ellie. See if your question made it

Highly recommended.
deadpool  7/26/21
"Well worth it"
Gunge, humour, sexiness, nudeness... what more could you ask for? It's so good to see beautiful models like Lotti go nude and get sensual messy like this with the sexy Satine. Both women are absolutely hot and loving getting messy and that's fine by me.
sploshmuscle  7/25/21
"Ivy Rain is amazing"
Ivy Rain is so beautiful and sexy. This video is amazing and her enthusiasm for you to get messy is great. A must have. Would love to see a 'round 2' sequel to this video where hopefully the cards will be in 'our' favour so she'll get nude :)
sploshmuscle  7/25/21
"Brooklyns is a new star"
Brooklyns, you are a star. This is a classic HoM style of video and you are brilliant at it. Very beautiful, very messy, very sexy and just plain excellent. You even resisted the urge to wipe the stuff off your face (it's a minor point, just I like it). If you keep making movies like this, I'll keep buying them. I love it. Jayce, please can we see more videos of Brooklyns.(and even drenchmegirls?)
Splosh Lover  7/25/21
"A colourful and quick slimhing!"
If you're a fan of Honey B, then you will enjoy watching this scene.

I just think that i have seen have do better, in scenes like Honey Hot and Horny, from House of Slime. This is probable because she uses her fingers to pleasure herself, whilst wearing white slime.

2 out of 5.
Wheelchairman  7/23/21
"A basic and quick sploshing!"
Nurse Pixiee Gunked is slightly disappointing, only because it's not long enough.

If it was twice as long & uses different types of messy, then it would be better & worth getting.

I'm not saying that you shouldn't get it, but if they did another Nurse Pixiee Gunked, then maybe she could get gunked by a paitant, who's complaining about their hospital food.

2 out of 5.
Wheelchairman  7/23/21
"Very wet, very sexy classic scene."
Jayce, you are a class act. A scene in the classic style of drenchmegirls but, as always, inventive, different from all the rst, very wet, and very very sexy. You understand my fetish better than I do and you can trigger mt little grey cells better than anyelse I know. It's very sexy. And very wet. Love it. Thank you.
Splosh Lover  7/23/21
"2 friends having messy fun together"
I think that this is the best scene, that Roxy & Kacie has done together.

The face that Kacie pulls, when she has to take off her uniform half way through the scene, is a slight to behold.

I think that, there could be others that could get the same therapy treatment, in the future!

4 out of 5.
Wheelchairman  7/22/21
"Maise and Shay, slime fucking."
Finally, after viewing still & a 3 minute sample fhis scene. I can now enjoy Slut Trek, in all its glory. As, it doesn't take Maise & Shay to get slimy & naked, after landing on planet goo.

An enjoyable watch. However, i do wonder why there was no follow up scene, when they go back to the ship!

3 out of 5.
Wheelchairman  7/22/21
"A pleasure to watch and I can't wait to witness more!"
Favourite video to date! Sexy muscled men getting messy and enjoying themselves. Loved when the slop gets too thick and intense making them unrecognisable. The chemistry between them made it very exciting.
mangoes  7/21/21
"Worth getting"
The preview pictures does not give enough clues how good this video is. The male wam part is good and well described in the description, but the female wam part that happens after the last preview picture is 3x better. In the last 4 minutes, a pie fight starts between the sisters. The fight goes on until the last minute where they show you what was the prize if John had won: they all expose their boobs and rub pie cream on them. The red head sure knows how to play with her rack!
anotherUser  7/17/21
"Really great buy! Beautiful, sexy, fun woman and great idea!"
I really enjoyed this video. It's definitely worth getting and playing along if you're looking to try being messy yourself. Ivy is super sexy in this and it's lovely to play along with her (not to mention she looks so damn hot herself).

Worth mentioning she at times implies you are dating her--it's by no means a deal breaker, I just didn't realise it thinking she'd lean more into the "Casino" vibe and pretend to be more of a sultry dealer that you're betting against.

If it's your first time being messy, the items are obviously cold so be prepared for some shock (obvious but maybe missed if you get a little excited in quickly buying this and getting it set up). Otherwise it's really fun and naughty. I'd recommend keeping a bucket under you if you're worried about the stuff in your drains (or you can just tip it all over you like I did ;) )--it shouldn't really hurt you're trains too badly (especially if you bleach it after) but I get it can be a consideration for people.

*Minor spoilers ahead--stop reading now if you want things to be a total suprise*

This is not porn so don't expect any joi or stuff like that (don't think it's quite at the level it could be on youtube however ;) ). Just incase you're wondering if you should wait until the end for a little encouragment than just getting messy, after the final item, that really will be it.

If they make more of these, it would be great to get the woman nude/topless at some point--just saying. *End of spoilers*

All in all, this is a really great scene. Lovely lady, great concept and so much fun! Defintely try it out if you have a spare evening--would higlhy recommend :)
JadonHato  7/16/21
"Do not miss out on this video!"
Sometimes it's almost too good to be true. It's rare to find this kind of wam, and rarer still to find it with girls this hot and acting this good. Luna is perfect as the naughty thief getting her comeuppance at the hand of lots of great mess and 4 fat asses. I don't know if I'll every see the ending of this masterpiece, if you catch my meaning. Potent stuff. 100% recommend. But it with confidence.
Eldcrest  7/12/21
"Perfect outfit"
I loved the video and Maries outfit. I just wish the video was longer. This was my first video that I bought from D'Marie and I would buy again. Thank you.
Wetlook Messy lover  7/10/21
"Dmarieallwet does it again"
Dmarieallwet delivers one of the sexiest mud videos. Her transfer from a bath of water into another filled with mud and complete coverage of said substance is truly magnificent. And, when her clothes and long blonde locks sink into the mire and emerge with elegant filth, it is as if she has become one with the mud. I hope to see more videos of this absolutely high quality and wish Dmarieallwet further success.
Dirtyman  7/8/21
"Kaydens Hair Destruction Sexy"
Kaydens is not only sexy, but the complete hair destruction is without doubt one of her best videos. She goes all in and clearly shows her beauty as a goddess of messiness. I hope that she will continue to make more videos of such great caliber.
Dirtyman  7/8/21
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