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"Gorgeous Gal Gets off in the Gloop"
I had seen close to 20 Jayce videos before watching this and I was still blown away by the sheer sexiness on display. Jayce starts the video off in a floral print bra and panties, her body so terrifically toned and tanned that it will get you going before she goes anywhere near a mess. Don't worry, though, the mess is coming! She spreads the creamy gray clay from the tip of her toes to the top of her head, rubbing it sensuously in before removing first her panties and then the bra. The piece de resistance is when she mashes a massive mound of the stuff into her own face. Gaping through the gloop before clearing her eyes out, she looks as if the world's horniest sculptor had manifested his most feverish fantasy through the medium of clay. If you thought that was good, however, you ain't seen nothin' yet! Jayce proceeds to "get nasty," inserting a buttplug into her beautiful booty. I had never heard Jayce make such girlish groans of pleasure before. No matter how hot the previews look, they pale in comparison to the full experience! Jayce then proceeds to poke her pussy with plentiful penile playthings. What's great is that while stimulating her clit, she keeps the buttplug in, the end of which looks like a round, clay-covered button protruding from her buttocks. The climax of the video comes when she touches herself with one hand while jamming a big fat wad of clay into her mouth with the other. It's an absolutely obscene sight--among the best and most erotic that wam has to offer. Outstanding work!
MudBathingBoi  6/16/21
"The Benchmark for Slime Videos"
Amazing video from these guys again! If i could make a custom this would be it. Going from clean to messy for 7 times is a serious undertaking and every single sliming was perfect. Amazing reactions, coverage, quality of slime and open-mouth slimings make this my favourite Man & Wife since so far!
thejam12  6/15/21
"Blindsided by an Endless Blitz of Pies and Slime"
Pop quiz: What's better than Lilly getting a pie in the face? When her whole head is engulfed in a pie sandwich! Lilly, eager to join the Wife and Ellie's clique, is blindsided by an endless blitz of pies and slime, including the previously mentioned double-pieing. Lilly is the ultimate trooper, withstanding the ten-minute-long assault upon her person with a quiet resignation. She lets them do what they want to her while raising only the occasional feeble objection--and what they want is to cram pie after pie into her kisser. I can't emphasize this enough: They really get her good! The slime is just as good as the pie, too. I love how it all mixes together. The yellow slime in particular looks lovely when placed adjacent to pie. Lilly gets so messy, that the shower she took after this scene was over must have been the best of her life, haha. "This is the last time I ask them to include me in their little gang," Lilly says, when they're all done with her. Lilly, Lilly, Lilly. We know that's not true! You love to be included in their little gang.
MudBathingBoi  6/13/21
"Delightful Duo Serve up Sumptuous Messy Meal"
Is there a more delightful duo in all of wam than these two? I put it to you that there is not! Predictably, it doesn't take long for the Wife and Lilly's bake sale to go off the rails, as they are soon trading messy blows, vexing each other with a variety of voluminous victuals. My favorite might be the eggs and how they look running down the ladies' heads and hair. Lilly's outraged expression every time the Wife whacks her with one is a real hoot. After exhausting all of the individual ingredients that they brought for the bake sale, they bring out the pies. What follows then is a back-and-forth exchange of baked goods as fun and funny as anything the Man and Wife have filmed, topped off by a chocolate pour and thick green sliming. "This was really supposed to be a good bake sale," Lilly laments. Oh, I'm afraid I must disagree, Lilly! I think it was a fine bake sale. ;-)
MudBathingBoi  6/13/21
"Tricky Trivia Trashing Titillates Tremendously"
Lilly has made a lot of mistakes in her relationship with the Man and Wife, but none more entertaining than proposing an Office trivia contest for which she is hopelessly outmatched, having only seen the show once. After getting the first question wrong and having a pie pushed in her face for her troubles, she looks disappointed. We the audience are anything but, however, as she looks so pretty when she is pied that we can't help but root against her. She fails spectacularly from then on, messing up the questions 'til she herself is a mess. Hilariously, she displays an intimate knowledge of the show at times, but never when it would prevent being blasted by baked goods. I love these pie hits, by the way. It's really funny when they cut her off mid-sentence. Finally, Lilly digs deep, and turns the tables on the Wife in the contest--that is, until she answers one final question that doesn't go as planned. Great scene with great banter and two cute gals game for a good mess.
MudBathingBoi  6/13/21
"The Art of Being Slimed"
It's not enough, these days, to simply be slimed--you really have to know how to take a bucket of slime. Thankfully, the Wife is a pro. I love it when a lady tilts her head back and takes it in the face, but the Wife elevates your typical slime scene to a new level when she opens her mouth and lets it pour in, overflowing down her chin and chest. Color after captivating color comes into contact with her, cavorting down her features and figure in a style so fetching you will find yourself floored. Over the course of the video, she goes from alarmed to aroused. The final sliming, for which she is pasted in purple, might be the single sexiest scene ever filmed by the Man and Wife--it's that good! I love everything about this video: The lighting, the makeup, the mess, and of course the model herself. It doesn't get much better than this, folks!
MudBathingBoi  6/13/21
"In Which the Slime Gods Wreak Their Messy Havoc"
Lilly has such a pleasant, girl-next-door quality to her, that I could watch her be slimed all day. So it's cool to see all the crazy vibrant colors crash into and over her, culminating in a rainbow-like combo of everything that came before. Later, it's Ellie's turn for the slime gods to wreak their messy havoc upon her. She looks so sexy as it sloshes over her... there's also something extra humiliating about it getting on her glasses. The main video over, we are then treated to some behind-the-scenes messes. I guess it must be in Lilly's contract to take a pie at some point, haha--not that I'm complaining! Even better than that, though, is when she sits in the mess, pushing it back and forth with her cute bare feet. These girls have so much fun, it's contagious. Buy this clip so that it can rub off on you, too!
MudBathingBoi  6/13/21
"Good Not-so-Clean Fun!"
When a shower installation goes awry in the Man and Wife's house, you can guess the result! Hint: It's very messy--and very sexy! The Wife looks beautiful in blue, her bikini-clad body besieged by the botched showerhead sliming her from above. Her head and face become super messy, as does her hair, which she pulls pleasingly apart in order to afford us an arresting view of it. At one point she playfully pokes her tongue out, only for that to be slimed, too! I really enjoyed this one. It's a high-quality clip and one which you will find yourself pausing often to appreciate the Wife's astounding appearance.
MudBathingBoi  6/13/21
"Poetry (and Pies!) in Motion"
The beatnik look is a great one that pairs well with a pie to the face (due, in part, to the color contrast). It's one that the Wife rocks in inimitable fashion, as she resolutely recites on, every line of poetry punctured by the pelting of pie. I've heard of people throwing food at performances they don't enjoy before, but this is ridiculous! And ridiculously hot. If all poetry readings were like this, I might take more interest in the medium! The pie hits come hard and fast, interrupting the breezy jazz music setting the otherwise serene scene with repeated regularity until the Wife can't help but break down giggling under her audience's ornery onslaught. I'm not sure what the Man does after these videos to make it up to her, but it must be good! A short clip--but not short on sexy slapstick.
MudBathingBoi  6/13/21
"Another outstanding messy Speedo swimsuit video from Flavia."
It is like Flavia is becoming more and more involved and authentic in each new video that Flavia makes and publishes. Her looks are so bright and enthousiastic, that anyone watching her videos is too becoming so much involved. Her choice of one piece swimsuits is outstanding! Sometimes one dreams of being her one piece swimsuit too, hugging her messy body, sticking to her body.
dutchnylon  6/13/21
"A pro wrestler vs an amateur."
Two babes were trying to submit the other in the ring, but as they try to make the other submit their struggles sounded like moans like they enjoy it too much.
Mudicon20  6/9/21
"A space girl vs a a russian ends in a muddy success."
This mud wrestling scene was really amusing. I like Jessica Starr's character like she wants to become ruler of mud wrestling, and tatiyana's character trying to stop her from ruling the mud wrestling ring. These two babes gave me a good show and they didn't break character.
Mudicon20  6/9/21
"Layers, lots of sticky layers."
This is a wild scene. On the face of it, things are fairly straight-forward; a trivia challenge with messy consequences. But there's a lot more to it, under the surface...

For starters, the competitors are mother and daughter. There's something remarkably subversive about that, and the glee the Housewife shows mashing pies all over her shocked mother is infectious. But the shock wears off, and soon enough the mom is giving just as good as she's getting. She is just as delighted demolishing her daughter.

And there's more than just pies getting tossed around. Syrup, slime, and just a ton of chocolate show up as well. Pie sandwiches, head-dunks, a full-on messy bath; the volume and variety of mess here is really impressive.

It's almost selling the scene short to say it's just a messy trivia game, as there are a lot of other elements that could be marquee components. Once again, these guys prove they're highly worth watching; they take a pretty traditional concept, nail all the details, and toss in enough little twists and surprises to deliver a wholly-unique take. I was excited right away, seeing the teaser for this scene, but it exceeded my expectations.

Bonus points for the way they set the game up; using premade trivia cards with a question and a punishment is a really excellent way of keeping the game moving smoothly and the parade of messes fresh. And lastly, for anyone else paying attention, the hair-mess here is abundant and excellent.
GherdG  6/9/21
"Plouf"
A very nice moment to follow with two handsome guys who go back and forth under the water The camera sometimes goes upside down but that's not a big deal. when will the continuation be announced at the end of the video?:)
Mute  6/8/21
"Absolutely brilliant!"
Best trouser filling video I've seen for ages! I love how her jeans swell with slime, gorgeous! And her reaction when the slime shot down her trousers, so hot! My new favourite video! I'd absolutely love to see more like this, filling jeans, making them bulge like crazy! Perfect model for trouser filling Stunning woman! I'd pay good money to see her fill more jeans up!
Messyboy98  6/6/21
"Amy's a Real Fan of Mud and It Shows"
I can't stop watching Amy roll and squirm in the thick mud. If this were a vcr tape I would already had to by a new copy. That's how hot this is. From many head dunking plunges to multiple pussy rubbing orgasms. Amy does not disappoint. So if your into real unabashed muddy sexual masterbation pleasure by a beautiful woman then Mud Horny is the one for you. She really is mud horny!
finflyer  6/5/21
"Hot Exciting Thick Mud Pleasure"
Hot Hot Hot. Creamy's first time in the mud is absolutely awesome. She a little timid at first but once she dips her bare bottom into the clay and starts rocking the mud. You can tell that she will be going all in. After she destroys her white outfit and removes the last item of clothing she is ready to go full on with a great buried face plant. Her excitement keeps building as she squirm and mounds the clay upon her body. She can't resist playing with herself and rubbing her pussy as her energy builds into the hottest mind blowing orgasm ever. The heavy breathing and sounds of the squishing clay all add to this excellent video. If you like to see beautiful women pleasuring themselves in thick deep mud then this ones for you.
finflyer  6/5/21
"Lovely top"
She did awesome in the video, I love the white top and blue jeans wet on a beautiful and sexy woman!
yeahuno  6/2/21
"Great video"
She looks great in the top and blue jeans all wet. She is a beautiful and sexy woman getting wet into the pool.
yeahuno  6/2/21
"Lovely top"
She did great on the video, I love her top and pants. At least she got the bracelet out. She is a beautiful and sexy woman!
yeahuno  6/2/21
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