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"Balr, MrWamgame, MessySte, gunge gunge gunge!"
MessySte pits himself in his Balr clothing against MrWam's gunge. Ste gets absolutely trashed in the tank and then sliding about on the floor getting totally covered. The gunge just keeps coming and Ste loves it! Despite MrWams efforts I think Ste is the winner and has never looked messier or happier. Not sure about the Balr gear though... A great scene.
wills  4/30/21
"Perfect shorts for a pie fight"
What could possibly be sexier than Creamy's perfect ass in short-short-short frayed cutoff denim jeans? That same ass in those shorts smacked with a big whipped cream pie, that's what. This is a short but sweet video that makes me smile--and makes me want to do other things.
sauceboss  4/29/21
"Love this guy!"
Ok, so I love this guy! He's clearly just having an awesome time. There's a great set-up with the framing and the nice thick smooth yellow slime falling from overhead, and he's hands-free to enjoy himself. Absolutely loved it. Can't wait to see more from this guy! x.
Glasgow-Gunge  4/29/21
"My sort of wedding!"
The quality of these scenes is always excellent, and I especially love the wedding themed ones! Both ladies get properly covered and messy, and you can't go wrong with Louise and Lauren. I also love that this is a kind of 'after the event' video where the main scenario is done, but the girls decide to just carry on with the naughty messiness anyway. I still maintain scenes like this produced by the Rev are the best slapstick/roleplay type scenes seen since Splosh! and the late Bill Shipton. Don't think I can give higher praise than that.

I can confirm I've not been compensated or bribed or had a gun pointed at me to say this... ;)
PhilVeryMessy  4/28/21
"Quality video!"
So if you've ever seen a man and the wife video before that involves pies, you know the wife really pies herself, and pies herself really well! And this video is no different, the wife absolutely covers herself in pie! Every hit is top notch as she doesn't hold back at all! There's also a few self pie sandwiches and what I thought was a really unique take on that, instead of 2 at once, she takes 2 pies and pies herself consecutively with them instead but still manages to use what's left as a "sandwich" kind of hard to explain, but awesome nonetheless! And at the end she's finished off with a giant sliming that lasts for nearly a minute! Can't recommend this scene enough! There's also some recycled pie hits and slimings at the very end as well that are just as good!
Bradley k  4/28/21
"Amazing video, highly recommend!"
If you're a fan of wet hair, hair washing, or just seeing Stella have an orgasm, then this video is a must buy! Stella does fantastic with the dunking, her hair looks amazing when wet! Not to mention all soaped up as well, and even though she's got the shaved sides, it still came out really well for wet hair in the face fans! Her outfit choice is great, a very casual style outfit gives off a simple, nice and fitting vibe. The intimate ending of this clip was very hot to watch and made the video just that much better! Overall, I can't recommend this clip enough, and I hope Stella does more content like this in the future!
WetHair_27  4/27/21
"Two gals enjoying a nice rub in the mud."
Little Mina and SaraLiz were incredible in this scene they were enjoying how the mud felt on their bodies, and they were kissing constantly which made it so freaking hot. When they finished their bodies looked like statues of beauty and sexiness.
Mudicon20  4/27/21
"A daydream that all ladies should have."
This scene with Brittany is nice. It starts off with her walking in the woods and she sees a mud pit, and then she visualize her about to take a mud bath in that pit at night in a special way as she steps into the pit she begins to enjoy the pleasure of the mud, and she pulls herself of with a rope and looks at the sky as she keeps rubbing the mud all over. When her daydream ends she decides to strip completely naked and jumps into the mud after her sexy daydream.
Mudicon20  4/27/21
"Absolutely excellent!"
Loved absolutely everything about this scene--two hot guys getting carried away with ropes and a few sloppy pies. Also liked the use of the two different angles (I think someone studied arts, film or media hehe). My only regret about this scene is that I wasn't there in person to join in ;-D.
Glasgow-Gunge  4/25/21
"Silly slimy set-ups"
The folks of "You Can't Do That On Television" would be proud of this skit. The Wife is playing the mischievous hostess, fooling her friends into getting destroyed with slime (except for Lilly, who was destroyed with pies and slime). After a brief scene which had "Kill Bill" vibes, you see the Wife triumphantly laughing... only to get slimed herself. How the slime didn't hit the camera in that last scene is beyond me.

Ellie's set-up was funny, and it was worthy of the old Nickelodeon show. Worthy of any sketch comedy show, really.

If you enjoy seeing cute ladies obliterated with slime--and who doesn't--get this sketch! I'm not being compensated in any way this is my humble opinion.
deadpool  4/24/21
"Violet (and other colors) for Violet"
Thanks to Ellie, Violet was brought onto The Wife's set, and asked a bunch of questions, leading to lots of pie and slop to slather her. The Wife, as usual, was trying not to laugh at the new girl's plight, but she can't help it. Violet did look and sound a bit nervous, but she pulled through. The bonus footage at the end shows her laughing it off, and wanting to come back for more. Here's hoping she'll return soon. This is not a paid review; this is just a humble opinion.
deadpool  4/24/21
"Stunning"
A absolutely fantastic scene being a brit it was great to see the wife get a full on proper gunging with traditional gunge and a great sliming as usual loved all the colours the wife took like a champ a well done put together scene couldn't recommend it enough fantastic job.
Aceman40  4/24/21
"Ticks all the boxes"
Jayce, you are beautiful. To begin with wearing sprayed-on leather trousers and topless with your tight, fit body, stunning breasts and a really lovely smile. That's just the start of it. Giving yourself multiple orgasms while submerging in a cold Jacuzzi in wet leathers. You clearly enjoy doing amazing things to your body. Ticks all my wet dunking boxes and I expect there are even more boxes ticked for the leather fetish customers. You are the best WAM fetish performer on the planet. Bar none.
Splosh Lover  4/24/21
"Complete and extended head clay-engulfment"
Who says that being bound is necessarily passive and submissive? The video starts out with Walter (in briefs) sitting in a chair and a muscular and jacked dog-hooded collaborator massaging Walter's ripped chest, arms, and shoulders with olive oil. Walter is on display here, and the Dog understands that he must be objectified through this worship. Then the next and main phase begins, where Walter's face and entire head is coated in clay, to the point where it becomes a near perfect sphere with a single air-hole for his mouth. The Dog also massages clay onto Walter's chest, but with a thin coat, lest his musculature be completely obliterated like Walter's head. It's a hot, sensual mixture of bondage, massage, and worship. In the final quarter of the video, Walter is given a breathing tube and his head-encasement is given two big black eyes, as the Dog smears black paint all over Walter's head and chest in an eerie, avant-garde transformation into an other-world being. By the end, Walter is then rendered as complete for what he is, covered and yet revealed.

Note: Some might be optically sensitive to the use of flashing/strobe-lighting in this video.
Gungedawg  4/24/21
"An earlier phase of Walter portends his awesome future."
This video is an earlier work of Walter, and it's clear that he has committed to his evolution. The video comprises of two parts continual pouring of chocolate slop on Walter's hot muscular body, right over his face; and addition and self-smearing of shaving cream. The two mix together in an encapsulating brown foamy mess with Walter covered, smeared, and jerking out a load at the end. I like the straightforwardness of the video as a hot peek into his earlier history.
Gungedawg  4/24/21
"Great--very erotic!"
Another of my favourites--I love it! I'd never heard of Nacho Cheese Sauce before; this is so hot because I can see all your body, and it's very obvious you are loving every second. I'm going to try and make a substitute by using slime, paint and flour!
Dave-L  4/23/21
"A Super Sexy Pie Target."
I love how Megan looks in her slingshot bikini she's gorgeous. When the pies started she kept smiling like she was enjoying her job, and when three hours have passed she looked like she had a pie treatment and was going to ask for more.
Mudicon20  4/23/21
"Wow wow wow"
Where do I even start with this scene...

Fun, messy, sexy and everything else you can think of. Love the mixture of mess with the oil as well. For those who have been following for a long time have seen you slowly go more X-Rated and to finally see you have fun with a carrot was super hot! As was you eating the carrot at the end!

If your a fan of ymg, it's a must buy--simple as!
SploshJosh  4/21/21
"Messy Male Model Marshmallow Makeout"
One of the simplest, yet hottest clips you will find on here. In it, two male models clap big gooey handfuls of marshmallow fluff to each other's faces and proceed to blindly make out for several minutes. I love how their beards look, wiry little hairs poking up out of the slimy substance surrounding them. It's a bit awkwardly edited, and the audio goes out once or twice, but it's still a great clip for the price. I wish there were more videos that focused on messy guys kissing--or, hell! Messy girls, for that matter. Too often, the kissing is incidental and not the focus.
MudBathingBoi  4/21/21
"Wall Oh Cream Will Make You Cream Your Jeans"
The Gunge King wastes no time covering himself in cream, his back against the titular Wall. This is exciting for both him and us, as he then pulls out his penis and pleasures himself. He twists to and fro in the Wall, 'til his head is heavy with the substance. I love it when a guy or gal is so messy they can't see! The Gunge King exposes more or less of his body at various points in the video, treating us to a nice shot or two of his ass. Eventually, cake batter enters the mix. This brings me to my favorite part, near the end of the video when, totally nude at this point, his cock jutting out in front of him like a messy battering ram, he pours a bucket of batter over his face and head, jerking off as it cascades down his slick, hairy body. If you like messy male masturbation, you need this one for your collection!
MudBathingBoi  4/21/21
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