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"Everything I love in a WAM video
At the outset, I must mention that the studio has recently offered me a discount coupon. The coupon was not compensation for this review, and I did not know about the offer when I wrote it. I do appreciate the coupon offer, though, and I'm very much looking forward to using it. On with the review: This video is sexy WAM fun from beginning to end. I'm convinced that Ivy somehow knows exactly what I like to see and decided to do just that for 13 minutes straight. The pies make a nice thick mess all over Ivy, and watching her fuck a dildo whole time she's being pelted is absolutely intoxicating. Ivy is a pure fucking joy to watch. Seriously, the amount of fun she's having enjoying herself in the mess and the sheer sexual energy that oozes out of every frame are so hot that I don't think any words of mine could do it justice. The close-ups of her sliding the toy in and out of her messy pussy and rubbing her clit at the same time are so intense that it turns me on just thinking about them. While I'm on the subject of close-ups, I wanted to take a moment to acknowledge the superb camera work and editing. Whoever was managing that camera not only managed to show off every luscious detail of some of the hottest hardcore WAM action ever, they were also able to seamlessly incorporate wide shots that showed Ivy's delightfully sensual reactions to it all. Lastly, I'd also like to mention how good the rewatch value on this video is. I haven't been able to watch more than four or five minutes at a stretch without cumming, even when I was specifically trying not to so I could get enough of a sense of the whole thing to write this review. I can't help it. Watching Ivy masturbate in all that mess just compels me to join in on the fun. As a result, I know there are still a lot of sweet treats and surprises in this video that I have yet to enjoy, and I'm looking forward to savoring all of them in many future viewings.

WritesNaughtyReviews   1/3/21
"Erotic WAM at its very best from fantastic lingerie-clad Nikki
This clip is described by its producer as "one of the most erotic videos I have produced" and seeing that the producer in question is Reverend Slymsford's, that's setting the bar quite high!

But deservedly so, for in this video Nikki reveals herself as a top model in the world of wam. She is absolutely stunning, and her fantastic lingerie outfit gets as thoroughly messed up as she does. Highlights in this compellingly messy striptease include her pouring baked beans into her bra and her knickers, and a brilliant cake-sit in the gunge tank. Whether it's your birthday or not, this video *is* a real sexy, messy treat. Erotic WAM perfection.

Oops   1/3/21
"Stunning models in sporty outfits get good gunging and well pied
This clip is entitled "Nikki and Adriana Are Gunged and Pied In Sportswear" and it does exactly what it says on the tin. But how!

Both models look stunning in the tight-fitting sportswear which, with its white top, wonderful shiny shorts, and white socks is the perfect sploshing outfit. But if they are a joy to behold when their outfits are crisp and pristine, how much more so when first Nikki, then Adriana they are thoroughly gunged and pied.

The gunge is amazingly viscous and thick, and the pies, slapped into the face and bottom, are fantastically sloppy. The models display just the right amount of reluctance and enjoyment at their messy fate, and their reactions are just perfect for this clip. A masterpiece of WAM and highly recommended.

Oops   1/3/21
"So good it almost redeemed 2020 all by itself at the last minute.
I have to say this right at the start: Gaby is incredible. Seriously, she's almost exactly my type. Hawt with a "W." Thicc with all the good "C's." Not afraid to get covered in goo and show off her naughty side. I love watching her work, and if she keeps getting into these kinds of messes, I will probably buy every video the good Reverend makes with her in it. Ok, that out of the way, here's what I have to say about this video in particular: outstanding! Fair warning: I ramble a lot in this review, so if you want the tldr version: stop reading this and get the video instead! But if you really want to know what I think: Gaby may not be super convincing as the reluctant splosh victim, but that hardly matters. I like watching her squirm almost as much as I like watching her cum. Once she's trussed up and spread wide open in the pool, the camera angle is as shameless as it is beautiful. The sheer amount of slop that gets dumped on her head, flows over her amazing tits, and slides down between her legs is mind-blowing. The whole time, the other girls are superb in the role of Gaby's tormenters. I really don't want to sell them short at all: Not only do they delight in covering their victim in slop, but they look very sexy doing it (there's a non-messy bit at the beginning where three of the girls--Ana, Tefy, and Nicolette I think--get naked and it put a smile on my face early. There are also a few naughty little downblouse peeks during the main show if you can tear your eyes off Gaby). The ladies produce the dildo at around 19 minutes in, and that's when the scene really heats up to face-melting levels. Ana (I think) is absolutely wicked as she teases Gaby's lovely pussy. There are some delicious close-ups of the toy sliding deep inside of her. When her orgasm hits and she slides down into the incredible mixture of slop, the afterglow is mesmerizing. It was like witnessing the apotheosis of a goddess of wam. So... yeah. I liked it.

WritesNaughtyReviews   1/3/21
"Charley absolutely delivers naughty WAM fun
Almost half this video is a pre-mess skit in which Charley answers questions and strips. Ordinarily, I'm not a huge fan of this kind of thing because, you know, there's no mess. But in this case, I'll make an exception. Charley is absolutely adorable, and I can't get enough of her voice. Knowing that she will eventually be covered head to toe in mess helps, but this is still one of the best skit segments I've seen yet. Charley without a doubt has the charm and the personality to pull it off. When you get to the messy portion, the wait is completely worth it. Charley starts out with a perfect pie shampoo, and she just gets progressively messier from there. The whole time she's selling the whole "I'm so shy and innocent" act so well that if I hadn't seen some of her other videos, I might have fallen for it. But I have seen Charley get messy before, and I know how hot it gets. The last third of the video is a rising crescendo of naughty WAM action, and it really does need to be seen to be believed. All I'll say about it now is that I really appreciated the minute countdown to orgasm. I challenged myself to sync up with her, and while I barely made it to the 30 second mark, I'm sure I'll get closer next time.

WritesNaughtyReviews   1/2/21
"Beautiful girl laughing and smiling while being gunged.
A stunningly beautiful girl who gets covered in gunge and clearly enjoys doing so; she laughs a lot, so much that the cameraman jokes "it's a good job we're not playing 'don't laugh or you'll lose' today!"--one of their games which features in other videos. I particularly like her boobs--the first lot of gunge (dark green) mostly pours between them, and the second lot of gunge (yellow) mostly pours over her head and then over her boobs. She rubs up and down her boobs, stomach and upper legs several times while the gunge is falling, so you get to see them 'cleaned' and then covered in gunge again repeatedly. I don't know whether she does that to put on a show for the camera or simply because she enjoys the feeling, but either way, it's quite a sight to behold. This video isn't hd, but in my opinion, that doesn't take much away from it in terms of actual enjoyment--and I think the high-resolution photo set (a separate item to buy in this store) more than compensates for that.

mattmess   1/2/21
"Beautiful girl enjoying a huge first time gunging
A very beautiful girl who looks great both before and after being covered in gunge (which I like the pink colour of, and the accompanying splashing and splattering sounds). In this case it's her first time, she's nervous at first, and she expresses surprise at the huge quantity of gunge, but clearly appears to enjoy herself--to quote her at the end: "I'll definitely come back and see you again, this was really really fun."

mattmess   1/2/21
"A pretty girl enjoying a huge gunging.
Having previously seen Rhianna in some swimsuit and Spandex modelling videos (for Shinysales), I was pleased to also find her here. She looks equally stunning with gunge covering her and pouring down her, and seems to enjoy herself. An amusing part is that for some of the first deluge of gunge (there are two in the video), she positions her head so that the gunge lands directly on top, which when combined with the high speed at which it's falling, makes most of it shoot off sideways forming a sort of 'canopy' or 'umbrella'. I also like the pink colour, and the splattering sounds.

mattmess   1/2/21
"Don't be put off by the price!
Easily the most expensive scene I've ever bought, but wow... Mindi Mink getting absolutely trashed? What more could you want? Such a hot video, I really wish Mindi would produce more wam videos as she's brilliant in this. Top marks:)

billyb4223   1/2/21
"Extremely sticky!
I love the extreme stickiness of the fluff (which appears to be in a closer to solid state compared to the 'pool of fluff' videos), and the long strands it forms. I also like the mixture of colours. Kaydens appears to have great fun in it. The preview pictures don't fully do justice to this video.

mattmess   1/1/21
"100% coverage
Overall, this video isn't quite as sexy as "Kaydens and Jade's Ultimate Marshmallow Fluff Fuck, " mostly because it features one girl rather than two. However, it is the only video I have seen which features literally 100% head to toe coverage in marshmallow fluff. Also, the pool is almost completely filled with fluff.

mattmess   1/1/21
"Sexiest WAM video ever?
Holy shit. How does this not have any reviews yet?! I've seen a few marshmallow fluff videos before, and it's one of my favourite WAM messes--very sticky and shiny. But the the sheer quantity used here is more than probably any other video made (by anyone) so far. It's very sexy seeing Kaydens lying in the pool and Jade dropping huge globs of fluff from the buckets on to her, then rubbing it all over her and leaving her almost completely covered in a thick layer. Then there's the sexual play: Jade sits on Kaydens face and Kaydens eats her pussy while rubbing her boobs (I wish I were in Kaydens position at this point!), followed by them doing 69, then Jade uses a dildo on Kaydens, and finally they kiss. The combination of the huge quantity of thick sticky mess and sexy lesbian playtime might make this the sexiest WAM video ever made so far, certainly the sexiest I have seen.

However, even so, I can think of a few improvements: coverage isn't quite 100% (Jade's hair, and her back for most of the video, and a few parts of Kaydens' legs, remain uncovered), multiple colours of fluff would be more interesting than just white, and I would have liked to see the girls pick up fluff from the pool around them and pile it on themselves to see what's the thickest coverage they can achieve.

mattmess   1/1/21
"Sexy women, sexy swimsuits, sexy slippery slime, and sexy play
Sexy women, sexy swimsuits, a sexy (and very slippery) type of slime ("Slube"), and fun play including filling each others' swimsuits with that slime. About half way through they take each others' swimsuits off, and the fun gets X-rated (fingering, pussy licking and nipple licking). The other reviewer has a point about the sound, it's mono and maybe slightly muffled, but I didn't find it too bad; after turning up the volume a bit, I could hear the words clearly enough to fully enjoy it.

mattmess   1/1/21
"One of the best chestwaders videos I have seen.
Angel is pretty, the chestwaders look great (at least to people like myself whose fetishes include heavy-duty waterproofs), and she appears to have fun splashing around, sitting and kneeling in a muddy puddle. Unlike many videos of this kind, she doesn't let the water or mud overflow the top of the chestwaders, so she probably did stay clean and dry (except her hands which are not gloved)--it's just a pity she doesn't take the chestwaders off afterwards to show us, which is why I rate this 4/5 rather than 5/5. Also, not really complaining but just to inform prospective buyers: the video looks like it might have been scaled up from something smaller, or just be a bit blurry; the amount of detail in it doesn't fully use the 1280x720 resolution.

mattmess   1/1/21
"Buy it!
Wow... now this is hot and fresh. Two ripped guys. One is about to be totally humilated and he knows it. He has a sexy facial hair and man he get punishe with some thick cream pies and gunge and to top it off, he gets naked a jerks off--ultimate humiliation while we stroke and laugh at his expense.

PieMeLA   12/31/20
"A hot muscled object treated appropriately.
Really enjoyed the crisp videography and the multiple angles here. Hot muscle engaging in what they do best. Multiple pies, chocolate or caramel sludge, and two ripped physiques. I enjoy how these two interact with each other, and it's clear this object knows how to be treated.

Gungedawg   12/30/20
"Louis, Mud and Topman clothes, what more could you ask for?
Topman Louis, Topman clothes and... Mud! A brilliant combination and Louis has never looked better clean but even more so totally covered in mud! A classic scene. Well worth getting even for those not into mud! Well done all.

wills   12/30/20
"Phenomenal Savoury Mess, Brilliant Film
As a fan of seeing models humiliated in savoury mess I spotted this film from a few years back in the store, wow. This is one of the best WAM scenes I have ever seen. Jayce is a sexy superb performer and actress and this time she excels claiming to be the Queen of WAM and Ariel absolutely brutally trashes her with lots of huge savoury pours. The banter between the two is on another level, insult after insult back and fore, adding to Jayce's humiliating ordeal. Just when you think it can't get any better towards the end Jayce is head dunked into it all and many pours of the whole slop is administered too. Tremendous stuff from start to finish.

NigelWL   12/30/20
"A fun slimy scene, which is worth watching.
This scene starts how the wam movie ends, topless & fighting.

A much better watch overall. If i was going to wrestle eithe Lucy or Sammie B, it would be Sammie, as she could be lighter in weight & it would be more of an even contest.

Wheelchairman   12/29/20
"A fun slimy scene, which could had been better!
After a slow start, this scene gets much better when Madison Young also goes topless, along with Angel. Shame that it wasn't longer, as they're just getting into by the end. Then maybe, they could have ended up naked & using dildos on each other as well as rolling around in the slime.

Wheelchairman   12/29/20
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