Reviews
Written by actual UMD customers
"The Pie Is the Limit
I've never seen a woman pie herself with quite so much ecstasy as Boy Chucker does here. She looks gorgeous as usual, starting out with her buxom bosom covered up by a simple yet elegant black dress. Of course, this is Boy Chucker we are talking about here, so it doesn't take long for her boobs to be sprung from their cloth prison, her big beautiful nips instantly becoming hard. She gets so messy as she plunges pie after pie into her face, that you wouldn't be able to tell it was her if not for her uncommonly massive mammaries. Whenever her fetching features do shine through, however, she stares at the camera so lustily it will make your heart flutter--and your flagpole stand to attention. It's crazy how good the coverage is in this video, and crazy how good she looks beneath it all!

MudBathingBoi   1/26/21
"Messy Wedding Heaven with a great script!
A superb series with lots of different mess and wonderful costumes. All three ladies act out the scenario very well and Adriana and Nikki provide a sort of commentary in places describing what messy humiliation they are witnessing. So if you like messy dialogue with your messy action then you'll enjoy these scenes.

PiePiskie   1/26/21
"Literally orgasmic--impossible to get through in one sitting!
I'd seen this on twitter a while back--and on my return to UMD it was one of the first bundles I chanced upon, so decided to pick it up. What a good choice. I'll deal with each of the three scenes one by one. The first part sees Axa and Louise clothed (both looking stunning). Much like the fabled Splosh! Movies of lore, phone ins lead to various messy items being applied, and here some fantastic pie sandwiches stick in the mind, as does liberal use of custard (thick yoghurt, used throughout the three scenes, is a revelation!)

The second part sees the dresses come off, and we get plenty of pies and knicker filling once again! A highlight is Louise taking two gateaux, including one between her mind blowing boobs. The sheer amount of fantastic pie hits, fills, and pours defies description--lets just say there's an awful lot! At the end, Louise takes two buckets of the best gunge I've ever seen. Whilst the colours are excellent, it's the thickness--so thick it's barely a liquid, that makes it so stunning. Part three--for me at least--the real money shot of the scene. Axa takes two more buckets of gunge, and then things get naughty, with Louise taking a gorgeous chocolate boob massage. The girls squishing together and pressing their boobs against each other remains engrained in my memory! Plenty more naughty mess is applied, and then the true high point, a vast bucket of porridge, is tipped upon both girls--which they clearly really enjoy. Things then reach their inevitable conclusion--no spoilers here... one little feature across the whole scene that I love is the inclusion of alternate camera angles/closeups, and slo motion of the best bits placed at the end of scenes, so not to interrupt. To conclude--if you like girls, boobs, clothed mess, nude mess, gunge, pies, great fun and pure filth in any combination, then pick this up! I defy anyone not to enjoy it.

Harry G   1/25/21
"A simply insane amount of girls and gunge!
This is a truly superb bundle. Something for everyone here--Series 1 has more girls and rounds, but Series 2 is x-rated...! The gunge pool rounds are particularly outstanding, with Cleo's round in Series 2 one of the best messy scenes I think I've ever seen. The finale of each series features all the models in the gunge pool (no spoilers!) which in Series 1 contains some fantastic fluffy pink gunge. Fan's of long hair will rejoice in Jezebel, and those of us more inclined to curves have plenty to keep us happy with Molly and Cleo...

All in all--yet another first rate bundle with incredible value for money!

Harry G   1/25/21
"Been wanting to see this for years.
I've been a fan of Jayce for a long, long time... so when the opportunity came up to see her get really naughty, well... shut up and take my money.

An incredible video, it would be a great fuck scene even with the mess, and a great muddy scene without the sex! This is just absolutely filthy, sexy muddy messy lusty fun. There's great chemistry, and the mud is lovely and thick. There are some fantastic explicit close ups and POV scenes too, it's very easy to imagine it's you in the mud with the gorgeous Jayce (we can all dream).

If you're on the fence, don't be. Get in the mud instead and grab this vid.

MaliciousMudkip   1/25/21
"Excellent Bundle--well worth the money and superb value!
I picked this bundle up as an afterthought, but it's turned out to be a first rate purchase. The range is excellent, with clothed and nude mud play in plentiful amounts (the sheer amount of content is striking). The scenes with Maria and others in the heated mud pool are great fun, and JnC's "Fetch" and Axa's scene in the thicker mud are standout... However, it's worth picking up for Ivy's scenes in an amazingly thick mud pool, which are very hot indeed and feature great overhead angles too--as is Mudgasms 2! Some splendid stills round out this superb package, which I would thoroughly recommend to any fan of mud, the models involved or Candy's superb content.

Harry G   1/23/21
"Cute, Sexy Guys Suck and Fuck in the Mess
There are two parts to the scene here. In the first, Davis rests on the edge of a tub while his partner Tetsu hits him with several pies before pouring multi-colored slime all over his face. Tetsu then sprays shaving cream at him before pieing him again. More messiness follows, before we get to the second part--the highlight. Davis can take really take a pie--and also a cock. The latter skill comes in handy, as Tetsu has a great big one that's rock hard for the smaller, more submissive man. Davis is so cute as he is dominated, his flaccid dick hanging out as he sits bottomless before his lover. The handsome and well-built Tetsu, meanwhile, slimes the other guy, pies him in the face, fills up his mouth with his massive messy member, and rubs pie slop all over his features. Davis is so horny for Tetsu, that not only does he suck his cock, he licks and sucks at his athletic, manly chest as well. Additionally, while giving head, he takes time out now and again to spit the cum and slime building up in his mouth. Now, as much as I love seeing Davis suck Tetsu's colossal cock, my favorite part comes when the guys start making out. They really suck face, going at it for long, sexy moments while jacking each other off. Occasionally, they break away to laugh nervously. It's fun, spontaneous moments such as these that really help to elevate the scene for me. To sum up: Two cute, sexy guys suck and fuck passionately while getting messy as hell. You'll be as green with envy as they are with slime!

MudBathingBoi   1/22/21
"Good scene for sportswear and thick gunge lovers
Great to see such a nice girl in a football shirt and Roxi looks cute with hair in plaits. She certainly gets good coverage and the gunge is really thick and colourful. Would have been nice to see an all around shot of her clean at the start and then full messy at the end. Sound is rather quiet, and there are a couple of spots where the sound cuts out for a moment.

Gloopsuit   1/19/21
"Excellent!
Really hot video.

I love that the losers from the previous rounds were hanging round with their cocks out. There's a really good atmosphere of fun competitiveness. And the loser gets it good first with slime, then stripped by the other guys and then obliterated.

remoulade   1/14/21
"Simply Marvelous
I just wished I had seen this last March when I asked about stuffing your socks. Then I would have asked to do the same when you were in the mud skirt. Very good scene. If you do this again in mud and stuff your socks. I will be one of the first buyers. Again! Great job.

ccmucky   1/14/21
"A great WAM model receives an excellent gunge-filled trashing
This clips features the excellent Nikki and Adriana in a classic example of the scenario involving a switch: Nikki is looking forward to giving Adriana a good trashing, but ends up receiving a thorough gunging herself. Almost as enjoyable as the actual WAM action itself is the extended monologue at the beginning where a chuckling Nikki envisages all the messy destruction she is planning to visit on poor Adriana. But after throwing water over Adriana (who does indeed, as Nikki promises, have magnificently large breasts), it's Nikki who ends up being messily humiliated by a triumphant Adriana. What emerges from the scene is the genuine delight these models take in a wet and messy scenario, and this enthusiasm for WAM can only infect the discerning viewer as well. So this video which is very much in the spirit of (as the French say) "le trompeur tromp (or, perhaps more accurately, "la trempeuse tremp") comes highly recommended as one of the best of the Reverend Slymford's clips.

Oops   1/8/21
"Totally the best!
Is there a rating above excellent?

This is the horniest and most satisfying gay gunge video ever! Loved the dual pies at the start, the mess, the BJ pov, the dildo (huge dildo) fuck... Everything! And Alex is totally horny too!

rgjet   1/8/21
"Fit Lad in Liquid Mud Suited and Booted
Georgy is back, and he does not disappoint.

This lad is fit as. I'd be happy to spend a day in mud with him.

Starts off in a smart suit ends up stripped off.

MessyBristolBoy   1/7/21
"Hot Muscle Man Covered in Thick Clay
omg! love it, thick clay all over his hot muscular body.

If you ever want someone to dump clay on you, let me know know.

MessyBristolBoy   1/7/21
"Quite possibly the Best WAM video I've ever purchased
I've been here a few years, and I've seen some great stuff, but I've never truly felt compelled to write a review, but this video... wow. Hot doesn't even begin to describe it. It's a gift that keeps giving.

Angel is exactly that... an angel sent from WAM heaven. She takes pies, slime, and cock like an absolute champion. This scene was worth every penny. I don't say this lightly when I say it might very well be my favorite WAM video of all time.

Jack M   1/6/21
"Goddesses Nyssa and Summer Take You to Muddy Heaven
I think I saw God when I watched this scene. No, that's not quite right--I saw two heavenly beings, but they were goddesses, not gods. I got this video because I wanted to watch two well-endowed, fun-lovin' gals get covered top-to-bottom in thick, creamy clay--and holy crap, did it deliver. Wading in, the gals in question very helpfully remove one another's shirts, after which Summer takes a hold of Nyssa's hair. Nyssa knows what's coming next, and her attitude of gleeful anticipation is sexy beyond belief. Summer dunks her nicely, and the ensuing coverage is unequaled anywhere else. They slide around a bit, kiss briefly, and then it's Nyssa's turn for revenge. What's great about this video is how comfortable these women look, not just in the mud but with each other. Watching them casually motor-boat one another's massive, muddy mammaries will drop your jaw to the floor, stunned at what you are witnessing. More dunking occurs, before Part 1 of the scene ends. Part 2 then begins where the previous part left off and manages, somehow, to be even better. These busty babes are as covered as can be, by a substance that serves to highlight what impossibly bodacious bods they are both rocking. I'll skip the details of every dunk, cannonball, and boob-collision. Rather, I'll merely mention my most admired moment: When, heads heavy with mud, they embrace and kiss each other, rolling sexily around, Nyssa is so blinded by the messy mound beneath which her facial features are buried, that it takes her several tries before she finds the other woman's lips. A more stimulating sight I have seldom seen! "Oh, that was fun, " Nyssa remarks. "Like the best time we ever had here!" Summer responds. I believe her! Get this if you have a pulse.

MudBathingBoi   1/5/21
"Bubbly Blonde vs. Bubbly Mud
I could wax lyrical about how hot Anabelle looks and sounds as mud bubbles shoot air up her dress, but in the time it would take me to do so, you could be halfway through the video. The mud is thick and heavy (as God intended), so it's not long before Anabelle's filth-laden garment slides down and her boobs pop out. She then rids herself of it, and her panties, too--which is, to put it mildly, a positive development, as it affords us a fantastic view of her pussy. Often in mud videos, it's hard to see the girl's pussy--here, you can still make it out pretty good even as she gets it muddier. She rubs the hell out of it, too, squealing all the while, legs shooting out on either side of her, her smooth muddy toes rising and falling in the pool. Finally, she leans back, pushing her pretty blonde head under, her legs buckling in ecstasy as bubble after bubble erupts around her like mini mud-volcanoes. As if that weren't enough, she also turns end over end in the stuff. When she arises, she is a gaping, gasping blob-woman, looking as though Batman villain Clayface had a sexy, big-boobed girlfriend. Mpv does it again! Addendum: At the end of the video, Anabelle picks up a straw cowboy hat and plops it upon her muddy dome before leaving the scene. It's brief, but there are a couple stunning pics of it in the photoset. Just a fun cheeky moment that I quite enjoyed!

MudBathingBoi   1/5/21
"Good but short
Cali looks wonderful and takes some excellent pies. All good natured and giggly nut would have loved to see Kym get a bit messier.

The action is a little shorter than the run time should suggest, but I'd still recommend.

ht123   1/4/21
"Simply the best
Jayce is brilliant. Using only a little black dress (in the shower), some soap and a sponge, with the help from her cameraman, she produces one of the sexiest, most erotic movies ever. It works brilliantly. Jayce just has the style, the knack, the... err... dunno, just everything. And, I bet, Jayce knows exactly what she is doing to me and does it deliberately. I love it. I tell you, she is simply the best in the business.

No, I do not expect to get compensated for this review. I'm just a great fan of Jayce and I have fun writing reviews.

Splosh Lover   1/4/21
"Little Mina Mesmerizes in the Mud
Little Mina is an unrivaled delight as she coats herself from her pretty top to her sexy bottom in mud. She does this by first subjecting her dress to the mess, causing it to become heavier and heavier with the stuff, getting her dirty as it comes into contact with her skin. Each time she pulls it up her lithe, nude body, it slides insistently back down in the mud tub, squelching sensuously as it goes. The mud/clay here is pretty much the dream consistency for such substances, and Mina works it well. "Oh, my dress is falling off!" she exclaims, in a tone sure to quicken the viewer's pulse. Some folks prefer a story in their wam videos. I would urge them to check out this clip anyway. Mina is so cute and funny in the mud, that she doesn't need one. Finally, we get the piece de resistance: nude muddy dunks. There's one in particular which sees her emerge completely encased, only for a single air bubble to pop from her left nostril. She allows the mud to remain a while, enveloping her whole head in its slick, slimy embrace, erotically altering her appearance and deadening her senses before she finally drags it mercifully from her eyes. You'll love Mina, you'll love the mud, and you'll especially love how they go together! Also features an excellent photoset that captures her various states of mess and undress beautifully.

MudBathingBoi   1/3/21
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