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"Orgasmic bodies and naked mess
Sarah Jane is to die for! She has such a hot body and beautiful breasts. The girls start completely naked showing off their beautiful feet. They take part covering their naked bodies in cake, whipped cream and strawberry syrup. I love it when Ashley covers Sarah's pussy in syrup. I could only imagine eating Sarah out at that time. If you find full figured woman sexually exciting, especially covered in mess, this scene won't disappoint!

muddyfeet   12/21/20
"Enjoying swimming in mud
It's hard to pick a favourite of Stella's videos because they're all so good, and the same can be said about all of them: Her genuine enthusiasm for getting messy shows very clearly. I get the impression she would be doing it for her own enjoyment regardless, and being able to video it and share with her fans (and make some money along the way) is just a bonus. Anyone who is any sort of WAM fan can probably buy any of her videos and not be disappointed.

I generally like seeing swimwear getting wet with thick mess instead of water, and this video fits that description nicely, and I particularly like the simple but attractive one-piece swimsuit Stella is wearing here (which also features in several of her other videos). That mud looks great fun to play in, and Stella clearly enjoys it--as is very evident in two parts of the video where she's clearly masturbating (that feels so dirty to write in a review, but it's an accurate description, and from those I have seen, it's a feature of most of her videos!) below the surface while only her head and shoulders are visible.

mattmess   12/21/20
"Very sticky and very sexy
Marshmallow fluff is a very sexy type of mess for wam: it's very sticky, shiny, and forms long strands. But seeing two women stuck together with it, then pulling apart and the long strands stretching between them... I could say something like "wow" but really the preview pictures say it better than any words ;) They seem to be having great fun. The 3 different colours also make it a bit more interesting than most fluff videos where it's just white. Of the marshmallow fluff videos I have seen so far, if I had to choose only one, it would be this one.

mattmess   12/21/20
"The Michelin woman
I've seen videos featuring marshmallow fluff before, and it's a very sexy type of mess for wam: it's very sticky, shiny, and forms long strands. But nothing like this, featuring a whole pool of it, and a girl who ends up covered in so much she almost looks like the Michelin man. A bonus is Jayce (wearing a shiny dress) jumping in and getting messy in it herself at the end. I dread to think how difficult the clean-up must have been, but am glad they put up with that it in order to produce this amazing video:)

mattmess   12/21/20
"Imho, Saturation Hall's best video yet.
Friday is my favourite of the Saturation Hall women--very beautiful and always smiling and happy. So I simply couldn't not buy this video which includes her getting gunged in a sexy latex maid's dress. (Cindy also looks pretty good gunged, but I bought this mostly for Friday so will focus on her in this review.) Latex clothing is, in my opinion, sexy even when it's dry--but of course it's waterproof, and therefore also gungeproof, which makes it interesting to get messy in. So when Cindy pours gunge inside the front, back and armpits of Friday's dress, a slight bulge can be seen as gravity drags it downwards, but because it's not able to seep through the latex, the gunge itself isn't seen again until it pours out of the bottom of the dress. Using 3 different colours of gunge both makes the video more colourful generally, and makes it possible to tell the difference between gunge added at different times--for example, when Cindy pours green gunge down the back of Friday's dress, you know that the green gunge which starts pouring down her legs about 30 seconds later is the same gunge, not the blue gunge from earlier. I think all of this makes it more fun to watch than the average gunging video. Also, like most Saturation Hall videos, it features swimsuits as underwear (fully revealed during the hosedown at the end), which I always like; I think there's something sexy about swimwear, which is designed to get wet, getting wet with thick mess instead of the intended water. Finally, I was pleased to find that the photos include the hosedown (compared to some earlier releases where only video was available of that part). {Note that the photos aren't hosted on umd.net, but for people who buy this, a link to them on the saturationhall.com website will appear as "bonus content" on the purchases page.}

mattmess   12/21/20
"Includes chestwaders in deep mud.
I have some still photos of this in a collection of random "muddy rainwear" pictures downloaded years ago (probably around 2010) and I can't remember where from. So I was delighted to (in 2020) stumble on this video that goes with them. Sammy-Jane appears to be having fun, not just modeling for the camera. It would be worth the price even only for the chestwaders part, where she goes in deep mud up to the top of her chestwaders--there are few other videos featuring both of those things. The part where she slides down a mudbank (while wearing rainwear) is also unusual.

The only thing that would make it better is if she took off the waterproof clothes (chestwaders/rainwear/wetsuit/latex) afterwards to show how clean and dry or not they've kept her.

mattmess   12/21/20
"Girl next door having fun in a very messy mess
A cute "girl next door" who appears to genuinely enjoy getting messy. Amateur in a good way--has a natural "made at home for fun" feel, while still being good quality. (Those two sentences could also apply to the cake sitting video which I also reviewed.) Seeing the action from 2 camera angles for about 3/4 of the video is a bonus. The oatmeal (or "porridge" as I know it in the uk) is thick, lumpy and sticky--for want of a better description, it's a very messy sort of mess, and one of my favourites.

As with the cake sitting video, maybe the synchronization of the two camera angle videos isn't *quite* perfect, but it's not noticeable enough to detract from enjoyment of the video.

mattmess   12/21/20
"Cute, sexy and fun.
It's a nice change to see a cake sitting video wearing a bikini rather than the usual nude (I like seeing swimwear get wet with thick mess instead of the intended water). Even better when it's done by a very cute girl who looks like she's having fun. Seeing all the action from 2 camera angles throughout the video is a bonus. She does several things with the cake: dunks her face in it, sits on it twice, steps in it and mashes it with one foot, gives herself a 'cake boob job', and just crumbles it all over herself. An amusing touch, which looks like it's unscripted, is the cake sliding off its perch at the end (to outside the bath--I hope it didn't make too much of a mess!).

My only minor criticism is the two camera angle videos are not quite perfectly synchronised--the difference is just enough to be noticeable sometimes (e.g. lip movement when talking), but not enough to detract from enjoyment of the video.

mattmess   12/21/20
"Beautiful woman + bikini + gunge + silly game = wow!
4 great things in one video: A beautiful woman, wearing a sexy bikini (I like seeing swimwear get wet with thick mess instead of the intended water), getting covered in gunge, and playing a wonderfully silly game--even though I'm not normally a fan of "game show" WAM videos.

I love the style of the voice-overs ("Gunge her!", "how do you feel after *that* gunging?" etc.), which is difficult to describe but could easily belong on a mainstream TV game show. Pippa's slow-motion dance at the beginning (as seen in the first 3 preview pictures), and nude play in the gunge pool at the end, are great bonuses. I bought this at a 70% off discount, but it would have been more than worth the full price.

mattmess   12/21/20
"Hot stuff, Great close ups, Wonderful brightly covered gunge
Unless I'm missing something the initial gunging is missing? You know the part where she is sitting in the gunge tank and getting gunged. Not a compliant just a minor gripe as I feel it helps the build up of the scene and really would show the scenario for beginning to end. The rest of the scene is great, are poor duped host trashes herself with plenty of messy gunge and fills her out fit with whipped cream and covers her bare pussy with whipped cream too, hot stuff. Those shoes are goners lol. Love the bright colors and those close ups of her getting really messy are fantastic. The over all video quality is Top notch. Just would of liked to see the full messing as seeing her come to the realization that she will be the one getting messy would be great.

mhop   12/18/20
"Good plain pied face fun!
Nearly 17 minutes of good material.

0:00 to 0:40 excellent multiple pies to Liz Ashley.

1:25 to 1:33 overlaps with a scene from Vol 7 "The Early Years"

The Lexi pie hits in Volume 4 are different from those in Volume 3,

So that's good.

I liked all the models in this. Sorry--I don't know their individual names

other than Lexi & Liz Ashley & Fae (from justpieme.com) at the end.

I like that the models do not lick their lips or stick out their tongues.

I've always found that distracting in other videos.

I like that they just sit there and mostly take it.

Call me dull or uninspired, but a lot of imagined ideas & variations don't work out in practice. This Volume 4 keeps things simple.

Zoidbergs Evil Twin   12/18/20
"Sexy Lexi Is Next on Your List
I was thrilled with getting my money's worth on ph Vol 3: The Lexi Years. That was a concern prior to my purchase. PH3 is a full 16 min 53 sec. I had already owned PH7 "The Early Years", which includes the same Lexi "Pie Me" 3 min 46 sec scene of Lexi sitting topless in black panties getting pied with mostly all white pies. So I knew I'd pay for this same scene twice. But, even without this Lexi "Pie Me" scene, which is the final scene on PH3, I was still left with a full 13 minutes of new-to-me all Lexi material. And boy, does Lexi deliver! I finally got to see in full high-res glory all the Lexi pie scenes that I'd been seeing as low-res.gifs or.jpgs! Lexi reacts exactly as she should: by doing nothing! By not licking her lips! By just standing there, looking dejected. Now, I would prefer the shots to include the crotch. And I do prefer bras. And as a long-time customer of mg, I know bras are not their thing. So, I knew that going in. My one complaint: I'd prefer midway shots that include the crotch/panties. Most of the shots seem to be taken above the waste. However, the repeated pie coverage of Lexi made up for this minor issue. These are almost all standalone-and-get-pied-by-off-camera person, both thrown & smushed (I prefer smushed), hits.

Zoidbergs Evil Twin   12/17/20
"Butler's Story: How I learned to stop worrying and love the WAM
this! I bought this for a weekend treat for myself, and I felt as happy as the Man must have been filming this. This was great! Seriously great! The Wife reaally shows her acting chops in this video, it's seriously enticing to see her play such a bitch of a character, that you really want to see her get trashed. Anyone's who's ever worked in the Service Industry will god damn love this video, I promise. Also anyone who's into messy revenge. Great work as always:)

PiePermissionAtPlay   12/16/20
"Desperate HousePies of UMD
I will never, never never never never never ever get bored of this premise of these videos! I love them so much! Just the every day aspect of it, where the poor Wife just wants some time to do chores, and the Man just comes along and ruins it, much like any of us would do if armed with pies and slime! If you liked part one, trust me you will love this! I have so many every-day scenarios I would love to see if a sequel were ever made (shameful hint hint). I am thinking no one can quite take a pie like the Wife... So far, nothing has changed my mind:) Woman is a champion, and the Man is our Hero!

PiePermissionAtPlay   12/16/20
"SuPie Mario with two cute chicks!
Nerds... and pies... a combination I knew I wanted since the first video by tmtw where the wife plays a nerd who gets slimed whilst wearing glasses... Now this... thiiis was awesome! Amazing pies, and seriously, imaginative setting and plot. The really underplayed reactions to the fact the game just unleashed pies on them is really just something else, and kinda hot (sorry, tmi). As with most video games (at least in the good old days) I really hope this becomes a series with several sequels, spin offs, returning characters and level ups! Keep doing what you're doing, we love you for it!

PiePermissionAtPlay   12/16/20
"Rock Paper, Pies!
Oh my god, I loved this so much! so much! Pie fans, game fans, cute women fans, buy buy buy! The scenario is tried and tested but the banter between all women is great! I also loved how the scenario come across. "Whoever loses, gets pied..".. that... just... struck a chord in me in a good way:D Just how game they were. I loved it! Nothing better than cute women being pied.

PiePermissionAtPlay   12/16/20
"Saaaavoury Fun
Total Disclosure, I am not a savoury lover... but then again, I wasn't a fan of non-nude/lewd stuff before I saw The Man and The Wife's stuff, so yeah lol... And I really really loved this scene! Great banter between all parties involved, the colours was incredibly and there was something cutely cruel about how covered Lilly became. It made me laugh and it made me smile! xD Though one thing that has intrigued me is I think there's a mean streak The Wife is holding out on us with:D Would love to see her do a slightly mean but fun pieing of Lilly in the future. Great stuff as always, especially if you're into savoury.

PiePermissionAtPlay   12/16/20
"No Clean Start to the Session
It wasn't clear in the description, but the scene starts comfortably into the mess so there's no clean start before the first pie hits, etc. There's a good pie hit toward the end, but the others are mostly delivered on the forehead without much force.

creampieguy44   12/16/20
"A really fabulous messy fuck.
This is Fantastic.

Well these two really do have such a sexy and erotic romp.

Soug covers Cinq completely in sticky chocolate source, Cinq looks so sexy with the sticky mess all over her tits, bum, face and every bit of her really looks a sticky treat. Soug then goes on to add sprinkles of shiny bits of relish to add to the exciting sexy delight.

Then to completely add to the mix Soug covers Cinq in feathers in such a sexy eloquent way, leaving Cinq looking so very sexy and a bit humiliated too.

Soug goes on to fuck Cinq and its a joy to watch these to having a good naughty fuck. Cinq pies herself in the face several times whilst getting her just desserts at the other end too.

In short a fabulous messy fuck.

Nice One.

custardpiejane   12/13/20
"Nice wallowing in waders ;-)
Andrea appears in this wearing thigh waders and a short jacket, walking and splashing through puddles. Pretty soon she's knee deep in a sphagnum bog however, then kneels down in it, overtopping her waders.

She then removes the jacket to show the rugby shirt beneath, sinks up to her her waist in the bog, lets herself fall backward full length and wallows. We clearly get to see her flooded waders, and she lifts her legs to empty them

She pulls up the rugby shirt to reveal her blouse, kneels to re-fill her waders and then puts back on the jacket with hood up, before rolling in the bog making swamp angels, almost submerging as she does so.

Hunters   12/13/20
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