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"Great gunging of chelsey
Another great video with plenty of naughty secrets revealed by Chelsey plus plenty of gungings as well and to top it of she looks great in that pvc outfit.

Gungebob   8/16/20
"Low cut top and green slime.
Really cute!

You have bare shoulders and a really nice top on.

I thought that it was a floral swimsuit, at first. Love the way the slime just runs so slowly down your shoulders!

And collects, sorry, at your cleavage!

Very sexy!

MrWetShirt   8/15/20
"Foamy Devilish kitty!
Sexy slender beauty Cinq pours the inside of her panties full of shaving cream... So much so that it pops off and leaks out!

She provokes us as she smears shaving cream all over her body, overflowing outside, her gestures and expressions so sensational and sexy!

After showing it off once and for all, Cinq puts a bowlful of foam pie on his head and gets his whole body covered in foam to fuel our lust even more... We can't get enough of the way she wiggles her entire slender, foam-covered body and provokes us like a devilish kitty!

I highly recommend this video for her lovely, sexy charm, including the final shower scene.

JpWam   8/13/20
"Jayce is best wet.
Can I say that 1. Jayce is gorgeous (knew that). b. Jayce in a t-shirt and shorts looks even better when wet. Here she is very wet and, yes it makes her look brilliant and very sexy. Oh I love it. Now, thirdly, does that mean that, when wet, she is better in a t-short that (say) naked? Now to tell you the truth, I don't rightly know that but I do look forward to doing much more research on the subject. In the meantime, I will just entertain myself by enjoying cracking good videos such as this one. Woop woop. More more.

Splosh Lover   8/11/20
"Ellie Makes a Wonderful Debut!
The Man & The Wife initiated their UMD store a few months back, just about when all of this quarantine, social distancing, mask wearing etc. started. During their months of operation, they have produced many creative Slapstick gems that have provided some quality entertainment as we work our way through the various phases to full reopening, when ever that will be. ( What happened to summer? )

I was intrigued last week when they posted some teaser pics of Ellie, a very attractive lady who happens to be a good friend of "The Wife." Ellie and "The Wife" are two very appealing "neighbor lady" types that you can't help imagining them being the targets of messy pies if you happen to see them together at a grocery store or restaurant. A visualization that occurred quite often, I must admit, when I used to get out of the house more. Ellie made her slapstick debut in The Man and The Wife production of "Table for Two." The premise for the scene is a tried and true, but always appreciated slapstick scenario where a couple of pretty ladies visit a restaurant and one of them is on the receiving end of a messy onslaught of very colorful pies, slime and baking ingredients while the other pretty lady remains totally immaculate.

The scene is played very well by the 2 lovely ladies. As the vibrant colored pies & assorted ingredients find their mark, the initial "victim" is obliterated with mess, a perfect chromatic line of demarcation forms on the backdrop separating splatter from pristine. The side of the table where the lady receiving the desserts is seated displays a stark contrast to the undisturbed side where her counterpart is suggesting menu options while remaining totally clean. She nonchalantly accepts and kind of enjoys witnessing her lunch partner's fate.

As expected in all great slapstick productions, the nonchalant companion does not remain immaculate and eventually receives her "just desserts" which include a barrage of flawlessly thrown pies splattering nicely on the pretty lady's face.

Ellie is awesome, she plays the scene perfectly! She does a wonderful job of building the anticipation, her glasses remain intact & unscathed until splat! the 1st of many pies finds her pretty face. Accompanied by many more, I might add. The Wife, being the "Slapstick Queen", has the most superb reactions through the entire scene. Ellie is a very welcome addition to "The Man and The Wife" productions and I really look forward to her next video.

Great Job!

Piethro2   8/10/20
"A very sexy mud session
On the face of it, this is a routine HoM presentation. Girl, strips to lingerie, then naked while getting muddy down by the river side. And it is. Except this is |ayce, the boss, showing how to really do it. Every time she falls over, it is face down in the mud. By the time she is down to her underwear, and roiling around in it I am enjoying a lovely hands-free hard on. She doesn't just get muddy, she grabs a massive handful of thick, sticky mud, lifts her face upwards and engulfs her head in the stuff. She disappears in it. She strips to nude and her body is encased in mud. That's the sexiest body that has ever succumbed to mud. It is very naked, very muddy and very very sexy. She is just the best.

Splosh Lover   8/8/20
"Three best friends enjoying their muddy pleasures together.
As soon as the ladies were in the pit they stripped their swimsuits off and began head dunking was a perfect way to start a mud scene. They take turns pleasing each other until they climaxed. Rockell had the best reactions when she was being pleasured was her highlight of this scene. And seeing Stormy and Sativa playing muddy monkey in the middle with Rockell's muddy swimsuit was their highlight. Overall a must have scene.

Mudicon20   8/7/20
"Just Get It
There's not much that's more inviting than a luxuriant black mud hole -something that has been aged in an appropriate amount of decay and plain earthiness, in a remote wood. I don't have much in the way of a budget for WAM videos, but I find myself buying Stella mud videos every so often--more than works of any other producer. She brings an obviouis naturalness to the screen--real erotic imagination and sensuality, without theatricality or costuming. She seems to want to cover herself for the sheer excitement of letting go and becoming enveloped--of true wallowing.

You can feel the moment with her. What a great six minutes to have in a collection! A longer clip with even more dives would have rated the very top, but the price is most reasonable for what is presented, and I do recommend supporting this great performer.

Sweem   8/7/20
"Yep you are seeing clearly, It's a 2 girl scene!
Like these scenes couldn't get any better?! Let me first start off that I immediately became a fan of this couple from day one when I saw how unbelievably hard The Man would throw and hit his pies plus how incredible The Wife was at taking them! I have purchased several scenes and been thrilled with each. When I saw that they had produced a 2 girl scene I about did a back flip! Of course my biggest concern was that another girl wouldn't have the same reactions as The Wife or not have good chemistry but dear lord this turned out great! If you are a fan of actual acting in a scene this one is for you all the way! Hard as hell hits on both girls and a great build up dynamic with the Wife getting destroyed and the other girl staying clean(until the end of course). I really can't wait to see what is next for these two!

KakeKid   8/7/20
"From ladylike Librarian to total mud lover.
Sarah was a total babe in this scene. I love how she acts all mature first but when she felt the mud on her pussy, its like her matureness was melted away by total pleasureness. Her head dunks were sexy and seeing her masturbate in the mud was the highlight of this scene.

Mudicon20   8/7/20
"Muddy Sharp Dressed Man
It's just another day out for a stroll for our sharp dressed man. Attired in his new suit, Mudadventurer tries and fails to cross a muddy pathway. The more he crosses through, the deeper the mud gets in spots, with some excellent complete coverage of his shoes. Naturally at some point he tries and fails--repeatedly--to get out of the mess, until his entire suit is covered. Definitely a must-purchase for anyone into muddy clothes and especially muddy shoes!

TonyA   8/5/20
":) The pleasure is all ours xx
The second Thank you video I've bought, and they just jeep getting better and better! The mess that accumulates on the wall behind The Wife is just such a plus! I understand a real background can't always be used, but when it is used like in this video, it really adds something to it!

:) We should be thanking you guys! And we do! We love these videos, and I will keep writing reviews until you guys pie me or tell me to shut up haha.

PiePermissionAtPlay   8/3/20
"How dating videos should be!
Honestly, I don't think there is anything that can stop this couple, and I never want them to stop! :D I love it when a character in a video gets pied but carries on like nothing happened (or tries their best to) and this video does it perfectly! I know the Wife has a great fondness for the 80's, and it really shines through in this video! I have to give major props for the effort and style that's gone into this! Not only do you get a hilarious and sexy video, you get multiple edits of the same video for your viewing needs. The VHS esque effects of the original video is definitely my favourite. I would love to see more like this!.. Could someone please give me the number for this dating agency?!

PiePermissionAtPlay   8/3/20
"Nerdy Dream about a Nerd... comes true! Loved it!
I looove this video! xD Genuinely, I wish I had a nerdy girlfriend, it's almsot as if I had written a custom and they made it happen! The reaction, the slime, the speech pattern is so adorable... Also, someone wearing glasses whilst getting slimed, maaassive plus for me! :) I loved this! If you're looking for a video for a light hearted yet sexy good time with the most beautiful slime queen on UMD, this is the one for you! Certainly was for me!

PiePermissionAtPlay   8/3/20
"Very Sexy
I love this! It is so tastefully done! Dixie and Ariel are very sexy. I just have to say Dixie has beautiful feet! I would love to nibble on those cute little toes!

jimmy04   8/2/20
"Hottest scene continues and ultimate!
And the hottest wam scene continues! My cock out and wanking so much to this. Love where it leads to with cock and arse play while so slippy and messy. O joined the cum shots. Loved these 2 vids and an hour between them! Xx.

rgjet   7/26/20
"Hot af
This is such a scene! Plenty of slime and messy food and Jack keeps hard the entire time! Manwam takes it all and then there's smearing across his arse! Hot af... And then there's part 2.

rgjet   7/26/20
"Buy it. Tamsin is amazing, the gunge is great. buy.
This is an absolutely brilliant scene, with the wonderful Tamsin. She plays her role so well, looks so cute, and is on the end of several brilliant coloured, brilliantly sloppy gungings.

Two amazing moments to adore--you can see it in some stills--is when the gunge streams through her fake geek glasses. Totally humiliating!

dhillsarealive   7/24/20
"Really imaginative and fun, with some great pies as a bonus
Really, really enjoyed this new (afaik) approach to a wam scene, and how wonderful to see a returning model after a long gap.

The whole set-up was superb, and whilst personally I'd love the pies at the end to have been more of a unwanted sentence on behalf of the "suspect", it's a great ending. More scenes along these lines would be really cool.

dhillsarealive   7/24/20
"A must-see ending to a must-see series
Honour May's unexpected starring role on a gameshow comes to a (yes, I'm taking the pun route) climax, and her embarassment is complete and she finally waves goodbye to her poise in exchange for a prize.

It's more great gunge falling on a brilliant performance, caught in stunning close ups (her eyes are captivating, especially when nervous) and a great conclusion to a superb set of scenes. Buy this for Honour May alone, and get some great gunge scenes along with her.

dhillsarealive   7/24/20
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