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"Legitimately laughed out loud multiple times.
Great overall concept. So much Personality! Genuinely funny. And those Fastball Specials... Production wise: Fantastic lighting, picture, & sound! You're making this look easy, which is no small accomplishment. Great work.

Can't wait to see more!

Zan   10/11/20
"Jayce completely vanishes from sight as she "becomes the mud"
I love to see Jayce completely naked in big thick creamy gorgeous mud in nature, and this video has both. However I also love the idea of a hot scenario integrated into the mudplay. Using the mud to essentially hide in plain sight from the police is both funny and really sexy to me because I always had voyeristic fantasies about mud. In the background you can hear the faint sound police sirens, also bug and goopy mud sounds. They are coming and Jayce does not have much time to think of a plan, so the next best thing is to get completely naked and use the mud as a hiding spot to evade the cops. Jayce is visibly scared, anxious of being discovered throughout the video. She does multiple submergings in order to "become the mud" and for a few seconds it really does look like the naked girl is nowhere to be seen, completely vanished from sight. However I don't think the cops and their puppies would be so blind as to not see a little bump in the mud with a pair of blue eyes looking curiously and adorable to check if the coast is clear:)

The only thing that would have made this video better for me, is if she spent a little more time naked before entering the deep mud. (sort of procrastinating if what she is about to do is good or absolutelly crazy) Also if she found some kind of straw to use, she could have breathed through it while under the embrace of the mud. All nicely tucked away and hidden in plain sight.

Alastor888   10/11/20
"Loved it!
Nice piece of face sitting! Yes, definitely a great act of face sitting. I wish I was that guy. Any Dommes seeking a filming sub by any chance?

fun_loving_slave   10/9/20
"Windbreaker Szene
Very nice clip, but the white windbreaker could have gotten dirty or even torn

I love it, when women tear this kind of Jackets. Regards ;-)

MS7780   10/9/20
"Love this so much
Love every second of this video. But the best is when guys covered in white gunge and have open mouth and then spit it of love this two guys so so much. Good job bros and thanks for this amazing ideas on videos.

orfin   10/7/20
"Totally fucking hot!
Damn this dude is handsome with an athletes body and totally hot! Naked, trashed and humilated with real cream pies and buckest of gunge. His beard and hairy armpits alone nearly made my blow my load. I hope this is just the beginning of many more!

PieMeLA   10/5/20
"I want to see more of sophie!
wow! Super cute, super fun girl. What a good sport she was, she really was having fun taking the mess without complaining at all, very open to the idea of working with you. She looked to have had such a great time filming the entire time. Hope you two exchange numbers to maybe have her on again! Great job Alana!

piedlover91   10/5/20
"Messy muddy milf madness
Jayce is on the run from the law, and she'll do almost anything to hide. Did I say "almost"?

She strips off her clothes, and conceals herself in the cold, gooey, slippery mud, in a scene that's reminiscent of the 1980s action classic "Predator."

Eventually, she's more into getting dirty than hiding from the cops.

The fact that she was barefoot in jeans twice! in this video was good enough for me, but the mud coverage was amazing. She slathers herself in the muck.

Considering this was out in broad daylight, I'm stunned she wasn't caught by anyone while filming this.

It's another messy classic from Jayce. You won't regret picking up this clip.

deadpool   10/4/20
"Lilly has a q&a with the Wife, and wackiness ensues
Lilly is excited to meet the Wife, and she wants to know about the WAM model's life, and the Wife is more than happy to answer any and all questions. She does give fair warning that they're on the set where messy adventures happen, so Lilly should be careful. Unfortunately for Lilly, but fortunately for the Wife and the audience, she gets destroyed.

It's a legit q&a session, but it's plastered (or rather, Lilly is plastered) with lots of pies and mess.

Lilly is unspeakably adorable, and she seemed to have a great time getting messy.

Get this one! It's very rare to see a messy video of the Wife where the Wife walks away unscathed.

deadpool   10/4/20
"Another day, another set of showers for the Wife
"A Day In The Life" was a great sequel, so the Man and the Wife had to make a sequel.

The pie hits were incredible. If you're really into pie hits, get this video the hits do not disappoint!

Personally, my favorite scenes were the second, fourth, and seventh.

The second scene involved her getting interrupted as she was working on a crossword puzzle. I'm guessing the answer was ten letters long, and the clue was "Nickelodeon substance."

There was one scene, the fifth one, where I honestly thought she didn't know it was gonna happen, but just rolled with it anyway.

The seventh scene had a nice use of pies and batter, just to mix things up.

Also... I think the Wife should be careful, whenever her husband says "Hey, babe."

Pick up this video! You won't regret it.

deadpool   10/4/20
"A pretty sweet opposite sketch
The Wife and Ellie are having a nice conversation, then the Wife says the magic words, and braces for impact... only to find nothing happened. Nothing happened to her, anyway. Ellie got hit instead. Realizing this, she says more trigger words, and lets Ellie have it.

Ellie figured out the rules, and wanted revenge... but it backfired.

The look on the Wife's face could only be described as "unbridled joy."

Normally, the videos of the Wife are for all ages, but this would have to be PG-13, due to rude language at the end of the skit.

If you like pretty blondes getting destroyed with mess, as well as having a good laugh, get this video.

deadpool   10/4/20
"Summer sinks in slippery slop
Summer Monroe, rocking short black hair, does another mud scene... and does not disappoint.

She slowly gets filthier and filthier, as the video progresses. The mud is basically her second home, so there was no need to give her any directions.

She ends by taking a deep dive, and sends herself under. She stays under for a great amount of time!

Sadly, she only submerged once, but there was full coverage. If you're a fan of Summer and/or sexy women getting slathered in clay, this is one you need to get.

deadpool   10/4/20
"Simply Outstanding
Simply outstanding. I loved the giggling, combined with the look of dread at each forfeit. The open leg was a great touch and I wish there was more of this that didn't include self-pleasure.

I cannot find a single negative thing to say--more of this please!

Thank you!

JohnnyD   10/4/20
"Excellent watching Andrea struggling through the deep mud :-)
Andrea is dressed in leather-look PVC trousers, and riding-style boots. She starts by finding a hosepipe and running the flow over her PVC trousers, then moves on to the main event hen she wades into an area of soft mud along the edge of her pond

She sinks in to her boot tops, and struggles to pull each boot out, keeping going until she is well over her knees and really struggling to move forward. She then sits down in the water, turning to submerge her boobs, and finally walks home to wash off with the hose.

Hunters   10/3/20
"Beautiful smile through the messy play!
What can I say? A beautiful, down to Earth, out going girl with a beautiful fit body that enjoys getting messy! We get some exciting close up shots of Ruby's beautiful pussy as she sits on a cake! One can only imagine licking her clean!

muddyfeet   10/2/20
"Fun loving Ruby
Ruby is just the all natural fun loving girl next door. She looks happy, full of giggles, and willing to try anything with an open mind. She is not afraid of getting dirty and appears to enjoy herself thoroughly getting messy with sticky substances. She is not shy about showing off her beautiful body with confidence, as the mess keeps on coming. Ruby has the prettiest pert boobs and tasty looking pussy one could imagine eating out as it's covered in mess. I hope to see much more of Ruby around! Hopefully we can see more of her lovely bare feet next time.

muddyfeet   10/2/20
"Sexy Muddy Lady
I'm not normally into messy and I'm typically a gown kind of person but this scene was amazing. It combines some of the things I enjoy a story line and a hot woman. If you are into a hot nude woman in sloppy wet mud this is for you. Every time she surfaces the mud hugs her wonderful curves like a wet dress. She is funny and sassy throughout the entire video. Once again proving she is one of the queens of mess. This video is worth the watch so buy it now for a muddy goddess.

WetGownsLover   10/2/20
"One of the best of 2019
First time writing something like this, but when I've bought this one, can't keep the emotions. Jayce is absolutely amazing! And want to thank her for creating such an action for all of her fans! Playing all around this huge tub, drenching gorgeous white dress and lovely pantries, submerging--best present for your eyes is hardly imagine. Little pink toy only adding more hot to this unbelievably hot scene. The moment when she reaches her O--I think it will keep in my memory forever.

What can I add? Only try it and you can't forget it! Only wish is that beautiful girl keeps making so hot and naughty content and get as much orgasms in and under water as she can!:)

WetMarshall   10/2/20
"Very sexy entertainment
Jayce is just a genuine friend who loves to entertain and is very good at getting wet. This is very sexy. This, plus the sexy stuff she does over on Only Fans and, of course, the extreme videos on HoM add up to a lot of exciting entertainment. Thank you.

Splosh Lover   10/2/20
"This is brilliant.
Oh I just love this. A superb, extreme messy fetish movie as only Jayce can even attempt. The effects it has on my brain are amazing. This is exactly how to entertain me (if 'entertain' is the right word). Only Jayce could imagine such a scenario although I'm not particularly surprised that, having imagined it, she challenged herself to do it. Neither am I surprised at just how good she delivered. I tell you, add the water dunking movies she does and, especially, the loads of very sexy stuff she does over on Only Fans and Jayce is doing a brilliant job of entertain me. Thank you, Jayce.

Splosh Lover   10/2/20
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