Reviews
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"Raw and Orgasmic"
The best part about Violet Vixen is that (as I've stated in the past) she clearly posts WAM because she gets off on it. As someone who has a thing for black socks and nylons, I love that she occasionally wears them in videos (in this one, black thigh-high socks). Her joy is apparent through the screenshots, but when you watch the video and hear her occasional "Oh, fuck... ffffuck," you'll know you struck gold. It seems like you can see every muscle on her figure pulsating as she orgasms, and her smile has a contagious effect. I love the use of yogurt and later barbecue sauce, also. Even as someone who favors heavy coverage to the point of unrecognizability, this is a perfect scene because Violet is fully in her element. The exhaustion at the end is real. I immediately purchased Festive Nutcracker 1 (I went out of order) after this one.
WAMOptimist93  7/24/22
"Making Me More Than Laugh"
I was edging as soon as the pie crust slipped from your pec and bounced off your throbbing cock. I licked my lips and enjoyed the ride right to the very last pie. I know it's been written before, you are an exceptionally stunning, funny, studly pie target. Thank you for your shares.
Pieplate  7/24/22
"Simply Superb Scene"
Stella is back with a vengeance. Love the outfit, the clay, the camerawork, and just the overall sexual energy. Plus, the athleticism on display at different moments. Fantastic scene.
WAMOptimist93  7/24/22
"Really Creative and Visceral"
This is the closest I'll ever get to being pushed into the mud by Stella. In other words, this is a must buy. Also, I really liked the first angle where it's from Stella's pov. You can really hear/feel her heavy breathing as she lowers herself into the mud, only to completely submerge. Very unique and cool.
WAMOptimist93  7/24/22
"The biggest draw of this episode is "Leo" (and his massive cock)."
If you've watched a Splatter Island video before, then you're already familiar with the basic format, and this video is structured pretty much the same as the others in the series.

The biggest draw of this particular episode, of course, is "Leo"--and the fact that he gets full-frontal naked (and unabashedly shows off his massive cock) by the end of the clip. It would've been cool if he'd used his volcanic sacrifices (and peeled off some clothing) a bit earlier in the scene, but suffice it to say it's more than worth the wait to see him go full monty (and even edge his semi-hard cock a bit) at the end.
gingergungeguy  7/23/22
"Stella Is The Queen Of Muddy Jeans: A Dream Video Come True"
If there's one wammer I've bought the most scenes from over the years, it's definitely Stella. Every video I've bought from her download store is perfect and anytime she releases a new scene, I still get excited. Some of my favourite Stella scenes are ones where she wears blue jeans (Example: Stella Gets Wet, Bath Time, Black Slime Vs. White Hoodie, Covered With Cake Batter And Chocolate) and some of my favourite Stella scenes are her mud videos (like Clay Cardio, Looks For Deep Mud, Instant Mud, Going Deep, Sinking In A Skirt, Muddy Wetsuit to name a few). Now she's released her very first muddy jeans scene! One of my favourite Stella photosets is one of her first sets in a muddy pond wearing a green hoodie and jeans so for a video like this to be released is a dream come true and well worth the wait. As soon as this video was released, I immediately bought it. This is already my new favourite Stella video she's ever released and totally worth it just to see her wear jeans and getting them all muddy as she is sinking in the pit and fills them with peat. And when it comes to Stella's mud videos, this is another instant classic with some of her best sinking moments yet. It is an absolute master-peat I mean masterpiece! (Sorry bad pun). I am already looking forward to the next time she visits the mud pits and the next time she wears jeans to get all muddy.
Miracle  7/23/22
"Better than the food you were going to use your money for"
This is the perfect qs fetish video. God gave me eyes so that I could see this. Not even kidding, holy fuck. POV's been tried a few times but this actually nails it.
QSS.txt  7/23/22
"Buy"
The perfect clay scene. Would have loved higher angles of the submersion, but the outfit is incredible and Stella loves the mud just as much as it loves her.
QSS.txt  7/23/22
"Buy"
Incredible. The peat is amazing and Stella obviously loves it. Very thick, not watery at all. The ground swallows her slowly. Wish every quicksand scene was like this.
QSS.txt  7/23/22
"Stella gets it"
Stella never disappoints and now she is innovating several first-of-a-kind videos. These were great and make you feel like you were there.
SydneyCarton  7/23/22
"A Lilly classic"
Lilly is one of the best to take a pie and it's hard to believe she's done it so well since she came on. Her trademark overalls are messed up great and the ending with her smiling at the camera still covered in pies and slime was the cherry on top.
capitalson  7/21/22
"If you're a Lilly fan, this is a must buy"
I loved the way this QnA was conducted, and Lilly being so nonchalant as she gets hit with pie after pie was amazing.
capitalson  7/21/22
"Lilly gets battered!"
This is a great pieing and sliming of Lilly. I love her snark throughout the whole bit and I love how much enjoyment there is throughout.
capitalson  7/21/22
"Pies look good on Lilly"
Lilly takes pies tremendously in this bit, and seeing the cream fall from her face onto her overalls is so great.
capitalson  7/21/22
"Shamelessly sensual and intimate in the best way!"
I will admit, when I saw the size of the kiddie pool full of mud, I was worried that Boychucker wouldn't have enough room to get herself well covered and really enjoy herself. I should not have doubted her. This scene is intensely sensual and intimate, and that starts right from the word go. Even before she started getting out of her clothes, I was captivated by Boychucker and couldn't tear my eyes off her. The scene is split into two video files, and the first one is fully-clothed until about two thirds of the way through with her bra staying on until the last couple minutes. I am generally not really into a build-up that long, but Boychucker really makes it work. The mud is silky smooth, and it looks incredible covering her whether she's wearing clothes or not. The bit that stands out to me, though, starts about five minutes in, where she leans in close to the camera and slowly rubs mud into her hair, around her neck, and behind her ears. It's shamelessly sensual and intimate, and I had a lot of fun imagining how that must feel. Of course, even if I were not inclined to love the build up in this scene, when Boychucker reaches for her dildo a couple minutes into the second video, the things she does more than make any wait worth it. She absolutely knows how to give the camera a good show, and you'll get to watched her sliding her dildo into her muddy pussy from several angles as she slithers around the pool. It's lovely, and I feel like the world is a better place now because I saw it.
WritesNaughtyReviews  7/21/22
"Instant Jayce Classic! Full coverage and wicked, filthy fun!"
This scene is almost 19 minutes of Jayce doing what Jayce does best. It starts out with some fun hammy outrage at having to tromp through the mud in a fancy party dress, and before long she proceeds to a series of incredible full-body faceplants into the deep, buttery mud (no mud spitting, but the face plants are still magnificent). From there, the scene follows the trajectory we all know and love. Jayce gets covered in mud, rips her dress off, gets naked, and decides that she actually quite likes wallowing around in the mud. It's beautiful, and the texture of the mud is perfect. Tons of muddy dives and head encasements to enjoy. When the scene gets naughty, Jayce knows exactly what she's doing; She puts on a hell of a naughty show, and the camera is perfectly operated to see absolutely everything. She puts on an amazing show as she grinds her ass and pussy into the mud, and the close up of her pussy as she cums and squirts in the mud is pure, filthy fun. Even with all that, the hottest moment for me came a little bit later. A little less than sixteen minutes in, Jayce crawls up to the higher, thicker mud bank. She wraps her arms up in a huge amount of the thick muck, pulls it over herself almost like a blanket, stares into the camera and slides her fingers over her muddy pussy. It might have been because I had been watching her writhe around in the delicious mud for a while at that point, but that moment reached out of the screen, grabbed me by the balls, and demanded tribute. Definitely get this scene. It's wicked fun as only Jayce can deliver.
WritesNaughtyReviews  7/21/22
"Amazing gungey play in a sexy athletic outfit!"
This scene really delivers on value I love that theres 3 angles from which we can observe all the messy, slippery fun. Right out of the gate, Luna is is super playful and sensous pouring the slime over every inch of her volumptous body. The Lycra shorts filling accompanied by squelching noises as the mixed up gunge runs down her legs is super erotic. All in all, this is an excellent scene and one that sets the bar high for future releases from Luna!
messylycra123  7/20/22
"Hot, sticky sex in masses of mess"
Oh my god! What can I say? This scene is just mindblowing; super hot, sex-in-muck action that just goes on and on. I'm even getting an erection writing my review! If only there were more of it's kind. Beautiful.
mudsprite  7/19/22
"Hot asf"
One of the hottest videos I've ever seen. Love the mud, looks like it was real nice to play in. Love the jockstrap too and how muddy it got and I loved that you kept it on even after cumming, which was also super hot! Those jeans looked really nice on you too! I hope you never wash those clothes, especially the jockstrap, which by the way, I would love to see get muddy again!
PPupRiley  7/19/22
"Nyssa is one of the top babes."
Nyssa is one incredible quicksand model with a gorgeous figure and very warm, sexy voice. The way she writhes around in the mud is a huge turn on, and well worth the money. In short 20 mins. of sheer ecstasy.
grimpen68  7/18/22
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