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"An erotic, underwear gunging with smooth gunge and two hot guys
Well, what a great vid.

Both models are very attractive and spend the entire time in either tight briefs or little hipsters and this shows off their bodies perfectly. The scene starts with an erotic gunging using UV gunge in the dark and then leads on to the continuation with lights and custard and cream. The majority of the session is in underwear but both guys lose their pants at the end and can be seen naked. The entire video takes place in a bath.

This is an erotic as opposed to humiliating video with lots of touching throughout the gunging.

I have to also comment on Miles' arse. It's a big bum and incredibly firm!

It is a great scene if you are looking for an erotic gunging vid.

rearoftheyear   5/7/17
"It's short, but it's great!
Curious Vixen has a great bod, and knows what to do the three pies. This is a short video, but worth every penny.

twankey1961   5/5/17
"Top Tease
One of the best ever teases. It's got to be said, it's good to see Melisa becoming more confident in her videos. Great to see her chest out and that boob wiggle at the end was 10/10. A great sneak as she moves her panties around, revealing her pussy at some point to. I hope to see them removed in the future as well.

Great video and I highly recommend!

SploshJosh   5/1/17
"Candy Custard is my spirit animal.
So I took advantage of a buy 3 get one free offer from Candy's store, and this was the freebie. Wait, what, I got this for free? So the lighting leaves a bit to be desired and the sound is a bit muffled...you can still see Candy's huge messy boobs, and since those are pretty much the best thing in the world, it's still a win all the way around. She's wearing a rather nice dress that fits her very well...it looks like she took it right out of her closet, or came home from a party that she got all dolled up to go to. Whatever the situation, this isn't the ill-fitting or laughably out of fashion dress that most producers acquire when it is going to be destroyed. Is it just me or is it that much sexier when you know the model actually likes the clothes she's wrecking but does it anyway, because the fun of messing it up and ripping it outweighs the value of the dress? Candy makes a huge mess of it, and then rips it right open in the front, so she can go on to fill her tights and then sit on a cake. I, uh, never made it to the cake sitting part, somehow. I got distracted along the way and had to go clean up.

sauceboss   5/1/17
"Candy and Maria getting messy makes me feel funny down there.
Maria's indignation at having her "lovely" outfit cut off is really a turn on--as is Candy's matter-of-fact determination to destroy their outfits, as if that is simply a matter of course at her place. Gooey messy Maria and Candy, life doesn't get much better, does it?

sauceboss   5/1/17
"Hot girls trashing expensive dresses then making out = happiness
So apparently Candy Custard has the ability to read my mind from halfway across the globe and create a video that pushes nearly every single one of my buttons. Two gorgeous women playing ina a pool of translucent goo, destroying their expensive clothes for the sheer delight of doing so, and then having some XXX fun at the end? The only way this could have been better is if Candy herself had jumped in the tub at the end and let these two have their way with her, but then again I can never get enough of Candy. If you you like oil/slime/nuru gel, pretty women, and clothing destruction, this video is for you. The quality of the image and lighting is quite good too!

sauceboss   5/1/17
"Sloppy slapstick long hair fun!
Superb, i loved it, i like the deep pie tins and the sloppy mix especially when slopped on top of a beautiful head of long silky hair, both girls are lovely and take the mess really well. i loved the sloppy chocolate pie that Manu slapped into Brenda's face and then smeared up over her head.

Please do more ladies, perhaps a cafe /restaurant scene with more smart dress and gorgeous long hair and loads of sloppy slapstick pies.

Thanks, awesome vid.

atriflemessy   4/20/17
"Absolute amazing
I love this--absolutely amazing and massive kudos for going through with it. I love the balance of repulsion yet just going for it. Well done and thank you.

eyemblacksheep   4/19/17
"Fi. Naked. Chocolate. Questions?
Now this was a great surprise! Having been a long-time fan of Fi's and having a pretty thorough knowledge of her messy back catalogue, I can happily say I think this must be a "lost scene", as it's completely new to me. Add to this that she retired in about 2013 anyway, and I'm assuming this is something the Kowalskis recently found on an old hard drive, or similar. Wonderful!

The gorgeous Fi starts in a lovely lbd, which she changes out of, showing her lovely pale body in the process, and into a lovely pink one. From there this scene does what it says on the tin as Fi is repeatedly gunged with thick, gooey chocolate. She steps out of the dress partway through, and then her underwear. And keeps getting covered in more chocolate. Fi, as usual, really seems to be enjoying herself and there are numerous, loving close-ups of her stunning body. The irony about this, as a scene from well-known producers and starring a WAM legend, is that it's almost more mainstream than fetish in the sense that covering a naked woman in chocolate is about as close as the mainstream gets to a WAM fantasy; after all, you can get body chocolate on Amazon!

The only minor gripes I've got (and why I've knocked off one star) are that not quite enough are made of the tubs of chocolate trifle that are dumped over Fi's head at the end--perhaps she could have completed the makeover by "washing her face" with the trifle? and that her pink heels are the one item of clothing she does keep on. I love women's bare feet and know from her shoots with bondage site "Restrained Elegance" that Fi's got beautiful feet, but we sadly don't get to see them.

However, these are only quibbles. Overall, how can you argue with a rediscovered Fi Stevens clip? You can't, and I find it hard to imagine anyone would want to. So that just leaves one rather obvious last question.

Are there any more?

moreslime   4/14/17
"If you think clay is great, this is a new look.
I love the colour, it's just right with the lighting to bring out the shape of her beautiful body the slime. It's great to see someone really enjoying the experience as she moves around and plays with it. I am going to have to try that. I can appreciate the work that goes into preparing an cleaning up such an amount.

SilverBlue   4/9/17
"One of the most erotic outdoor mud films
This is one of the most erotic outdoor mud films I've seen. Stella truly enjoys the mud and has a very sensual time covering herself and playing in the various mud pits. Her playful nature, mixed with her sexy and sensual enjoyment is very authentic. Camera quality is also great too. This film is totally worth it and I really hope she makes more outdoor mud films. Not enough mud on Stella's website!

retoast   4/2/17
"Hot guy,great mess, definitely worth purchasing
Such a hot video, I don't think I'll ever get bored of seeing Michael pied and slimed.

Great pies, great slime, and I love that he gets cleaned up a few times only to get messy again :)

jay852uk   4/1/17
"Hands-on custard-drenched pie fun!
Maybe it's a generation thing. I do hope not! But the release of this clip as a download was pretty exciting. It is reputedly the first "purpose made" WAM movie with sound (the first pie scene at any rate). Originally released in full as a bbfc approved VHS video in 1989 (though, apparently, shot in 85-86) "The Hopeful Starlet" for me--as well as oozing a lot of custard, also oozes a feeling of fond nostalgia for the pioneering days of messy movie making and a sense of wonder that, when this movie was made, I still felt like I was the only person in the world with this fascination--little did I know!

This clip is pretty innocent, but no less comic and titillating as an exploitation piece that, with all the PC brooms sweeping entertainment at that time, would never have made it into a mainstream comedy in a million years. The metaphorically cigar chomping Alpha male boss (a proto-Professor Treacle, Mr Roper), subjecting his 'poor' (trying not to laugh) secretary, Suzanne, to an impromptu head to foot drenching with large amounts of custard in order to make a point to his over-eager slapstick protege, Margie. It's good old slapstick as an exercise in low level rough-housing and messy humiliation. It is ridiculous, but funny and finely executed by the trio. It's--all in all--quite satisfying!

Originally shot on high quality analogue video, it's not exactly 4k--but it's good for it's time and has transferred well.

Great fun and a must for the collector.

Trouso   3/26/17
"Great Mess, Grand Acting, and Plenty of Pies
Although a fairly short video, the team over at thunderwam really do a good job with expressing how much Thundergirl does not enjoy the humiliation, The hands that control the pieing seem to have a great deal of fun rubbing the mess into all the right places and it makes for a really great watch.

Lost_Wammer   3/23/17
"Two guys having a great time with yucky, lumpy slop!
Such great coverage in this one--buckets and buckets of lumpy yucky slop, taken like a man by two hotties who are clearly loving it and having a great time.

There's messy faces, crotches, feet and socks, and lying-down-gungings (which we don't generally see a lot of in male wam videos)--something for everyone I reckon.

Great fun!

Glasgow-Gunge   3/23/17
"Hot guys + barefoot + slop = perfection!
Two hot barefoot guys, in cute outfits, in a paddling pool, with lots of buckets of brightly coloured slop. What's not to like? As a foot and gunge fan, it's perfection!

Glasgow-Gunge   3/23/17
"Possibly the hottest wam video I've seen!
This is possibly the hottest wam video I've ever seen, it's absolutely brilliant! The coverage, the sloptails (urgh), the underwear filling / clothes filling, the bit gag--all amazing. The sloptails and food looks so sloppy and disgusting, and you can tell that Miles is loving it and hating it in equal measure, brilliant! Absolutely great! Buy it!

Glasgow-Gunge   3/23/17
"Oh lawd...Stella a slime putty :3
This is quite my new goo gal to watch here now, after the latest videos of Stella...im goo be gone...XD. I thought she couldn't get better than the white version but this blew me away half way thru. Getting better & better...it was a excellent ride with her as she rolled around like a snake in it. Like i thought she was going to be a power ranger putty after all the encasement slime going on. Love it, Stella...glad to see you use some color as from before also. Most to see a bit more gooey fun wit cha. *waves* i rated it 5 sloppy slime buckets.

DaRell   3/21/17
"A great set of short scenes--I hope there's much more to come!
As Curious Vixen says, there's a few things here we've seen before, but they're all fun, and it's great to have them all-in-one place. This is a great place to start--Vixen has a great laugh, and therefore so do we--and I hope there's much, much more to come.

twankey1961   3/19/17
"Both my fetishes-yay!
This video is great as it combines both my biggest turn on's. Seeing these 2 guys together enjoying the different coloured natrosol seems like they are having loads of fun. Then the barefeet are exposed and they rub each others feet rubbing in the slop slowing into their toes. Hope next time there is some nudity and foot wanking with gunge.

se19steve   3/19/17
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