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"One bound Stella desperate to enjoy herself in a thick slime!"
This scene was truly enjoyable. You see her and hear her whining as she's set in a pool and the thick sticky green slime is poured down on her. It's obvious very fast she's rather aroused and trying so hard to enjoy it. After a while she manages to unclip herself and start to enjoy it but you can see the poutyness in her face of not having her hands free. Of course in due time she manages to remove her mitts and gag and really goes to town on herself, struggling to slop up the thick clingy slime and gasping in anticipation for it to finally hit her body's sensitive areas! Personally a real great scene, a bit more slime to work with would have put it in the excellent range but still fun regardless!
kritterfox  6/3/17
"A lovely gal having fun with a buncha paint! Fun to watch!"
This is a really lovely scene. The paint just glimmers off her body and before long it's layers after layers of the colorful mess! She obviously is enjoying herself throughout as she's making herself very colorful! After a while some foam comes in and helps dilute the mess into a foamy fun goop that she rather enjoys herself with! Personally a fun one to watch!
kritterfox  6/3/17
"Up to the last second"
The choice of Lacoste is always top, we too want to come lick this cream whip on the fabric itself! And shower all that long!
shortfoot78  5/30/17
"Awesome video!"
Wow! It sure is Dixie like you never seen her before! It's a short, but very intense and erotic, video due to the mud being soooo cold! Dixie does an amazing job turning herself into a mud statue. A must get if you are a mud fan.
anotherUser  5/19/17
"Stella gets off repeatedly. You will too."
The marvelous thing about Stella, and you'll see it in any and all of her videos, is that she isn't a professional model doing WAM for the money. Oh, she has a great body (I can't say this often enough), and she knows how to play to the camera, but there's no faking here. She's a wammer. She's into it. She'd be doing this if the camera weren't there; we're just lucky, because the camera *is* there, and damn. Stella looks hotter than hell in this grey slime, and it's obvious that she's really turned on. She indulges her arousal repeatedly, and it's hot and urgent and primal. The footage is crisp and clean, the grey slime looks great, and the audio is full of little gasps that allow you to share Stella's experience on a very intimate level. The only thing you can't do is jump in the tub with her.

Don't even think of this as purchasing a video. Think of it as subsidizing a really elaborate masturbation scenario for a very attractive and enthusiastic woman. We should all do more of that.
itsagaz  5/15/17
"Seriously one of the hottest videos I've seen."
Seriously one of the hottest videos I've seen. Ratbagsuk is great at dishing it out and who wouldn't be having fun in LadNorth's hot seat? ;P If you like food gunge you have to get this one!
MessyFun  5/13/17
"Bubbly, bouncy, and beautiful!"
Lacey sure knows how to make a killer debut! She's gorgeous and super sexy both in and out of the pink latex, and the slime looks incredible flowing over her. More than that, though, she's intoxicating to watch, especially once the dress comes off. Her fingers glide over her skin as the slime cascades down in a superb sensual spectacle that goes on and on. It's almost two and a half minutes of constant slime, and every second of it is absolutely lovely. For as gorgeous as Lacey is, and for as delightful as she looks covered in slime, probably the best thing about this video is how engaged she is. Her smile and laugh genuinely make the world a better place. She shows that a good gungeing is not only extremely sexy, it's also tremendous fun.
WritesNaughtyReviews  5/12/17
"Plenty of slippery fun with Candy!"
Fair warning: if you like a slow buildup, and watching a lovely lady ease into a mess little by little, this video may shock you. Candy may have been planning to take her time, but the pool full of slube had other plans. It's very deep and super slippery, and Candy ends up completely submerged pretty much immediately when she tries to get in. In fact, she ends up completely submerged, or very nearly so, whenever she tries to do anything in the pool. It's a lot of fun to watch. Her red dress looks amazing in the thick, translucent goo, especially as the slube flows in and out of Candy's cleavage. Her boobs kept trying to escape through the cleavage window, and I was rooting for them every time. Little by little, the clothes come off and she ends up naked and rolling around in the slube. She doesn't really get into anything that naughty, but I will never complain about watching thick, slippery goo slide over Candy's skin. Very nice.
WritesNaughtyReviews  5/12/17
"Always a treat to watch Maria get messy!"
This video is a perfect example of how to turn up the heat as the show goes on. It's a steady crescendo of sloppy, sexy fun that starts with Maria enjoying some pies and custard fully-clothed, and ends with her covered in thick sweet goo and rubbing herself toward climax while getting pelted with pies and begging for more. She finishes up with a shuddering orgasm that you will feel right through the screen. Really, it has to be seen to be properly appreciated.
WritesNaughtyReviews  5/12/17
"Good enought to eat literally!"
Tied, pied and gunged a good messy scene, I do not think any part of LadNorth escaped a thorough gunge. Clothes and bare flesh are not spared and lucky Ratbagsuk gets to massage some hot places! Fair to say LadNorth did not complain either.Thought the 'down pants' back and front very hot, the 'full frontal' assault very impressive and LadNorth obviously was a happy chappy. More like this please.
wills  5/12/17
"An erotic, underwear gunging with smooth gunge and two hot guys"
Well, what a great vid.

Both models are very attractive and spend the entire time in either tight briefs or little hipsters and this shows off their bodies perfectly. The scene starts with an erotic gunging using UV gunge in the dark and then leads on to the continuation with lights and custard and cream. The majority of the session is in underwear but both guys lose their pants at the end and can be seen naked. The entire video takes place in a bath.

This is an erotic as opposed to humiliating video with lots of touching throughout the gunging.

I have to also comment on Miles' arse. It's a big bum and incredibly firm!

It is a great scene if you are looking for an erotic gunging vid.
rearoftheyear  5/7/17
"It's short, but it's great!"
Curious Vixen has a great bod, and knows what to do the three pies. This is a short video, but worth every penny.
twankey1961  5/5/17
"Top Tease"
One of the best ever teases. It's got to be said, it's good to see Melisa becoming more confident in her videos. Great to see her chest out and that boob wiggle at the end was 10/10. A great sneak as she moves her panties around, revealing her pussy at some point to. I hope to see them removed in the future as well.

Great video and I highly recommend!
SploshJosh  5/1/17
"Candy Custard is my spirit animal."
So I took advantage of a buy 3 get one free offer from Candy's store, and this was the freebie. Wait, what, I got this for free? So the lighting leaves a bit to be desired and the sound is a bit muffled...you can still see Candy's huge messy boobs, and since those are pretty much the best thing in the world, it's still a win all the way around. She's wearing a rather nice dress that fits her very well...it looks like she took it right out of her closet, or came home from a party that she got all dolled up to go to. Whatever the situation, this isn't the ill-fitting or laughably out of fashion dress that most producers acquire when it is going to be destroyed. Is it just me or is it that much sexier when you know the model actually likes the clothes she's wrecking but does it anyway, because the fun of messing it up and ripping it outweighs the value of the dress? Candy makes a huge mess of it, and then rips it right open in the front, so she can go on to fill her tights and then sit on a cake. I, uh, never made it to the cake sitting part, somehow. I got distracted along the way and had to go clean up.
sauceboss  5/1/17
"Candy and Maria getting messy makes me feel funny down there."
Maria's indignation at having her "lovely" outfit cut off is really a turn on--as is Candy's matter-of-fact determination to destroy their outfits, as if that is simply a matter of course at her place. Gooey messy Maria and Candy, life doesn't get much better, does it?
sauceboss  5/1/17
"Hot girls trashing expensive dresses then making out = happiness"
So apparently Candy Custard has the ability to read my mind from halfway across the globe and create a video that pushes nearly every single one of my buttons. Two gorgeous women playing ina a pool of translucent goo, destroying their expensive clothes for the sheer delight of doing so, and then having some XXX fun at the end? The only way this could have been better is if Candy herself had jumped in the tub at the end and let these two have their way with her, but then again I can never get enough of Candy. If you you like oil/slime/nuru gel, pretty women, and clothing destruction, this video is for you. The quality of the image and lighting is quite good too!
sauceboss  5/1/17
"Sloppy slapstick long hair fun!"
Superb, i loved it, i like the deep pie tins and the sloppy mix especially when slopped on top of a beautiful head of long silky hair, both girls are lovely and take the mess really well. i loved the sloppy chocolate pie that Manu slapped into Brenda's face and then smeared up over her head.

Please do more ladies, perhaps a cafe /restaurant scene with more smart dress and gorgeous long hair and loads of sloppy slapstick pies.

Thanks, awesome vid.
atriflemessy  4/20/17
"Absolute amazing"
I love this--absolutely amazing and massive kudos for going through with it. I love the balance of repulsion yet just going for it. Well done and thank you.
eyemblacksheep  4/19/17
"Fi. Naked. Chocolate. Questions?"
Now this was a great surprise! Having been a long-time fan of Fi's and having a pretty thorough knowledge of her messy back catalogue, I can happily say I think this must be a "lost scene", as it's completely new to me. Add to this that she retired in about 2013 anyway, and I'm assuming this is something the Kowalskis recently found on an old hard drive, or similar. Wonderful!

The gorgeous Fi starts in a lovely lbd, which she changes out of, showing her lovely pale body in the process, and into a lovely pink one. From there this scene does what it says on the tin as Fi is repeatedly gunged with thick, gooey chocolate. She steps out of the dress partway through, and then her underwear. And keeps getting covered in more chocolate. Fi, as usual, really seems to be enjoying herself and there are numerous, loving close-ups of her stunning body. The irony about this, as a scene from well-known producers and starring a WAM legend, is that it's almost more mainstream than fetish in the sense that covering a naked woman in chocolate is about as close as the mainstream gets to a WAM fantasy; after all, you can get body chocolate on Amazon!

The only minor gripes I've got (and why I've knocked off one star) are that not quite enough are made of the tubs of chocolate trifle that are dumped over Fi's head at the end--perhaps she could have completed the makeover by "washing her face" with the trifle? and that her pink heels are the one item of clothing she does keep on. I love women's bare feet and know from her shoots with bondage site "Restrained Elegance" that Fi's got beautiful feet, but we sadly don't get to see them.

However, these are only quibbles. Overall, how can you argue with a rediscovered Fi Stevens clip? You can't, and I find it hard to imagine anyone would want to. So that just leaves one rather obvious last question.

Are there any more?
moreslime  4/14/17
"If you think clay is great, this is a new look."
I love the colour, it's just right with the lighting to bring out the shape of her beautiful body the slime. It's great to see someone really enjoying the experience as she moves around and plays with it. I am going to have to try that. I can appreciate the work that goes into preparing an cleaning up such an amount.
SilverBlue  4/9/17
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